lol lame riddle

that i just made up because i am bored and unable to sleep. so jack and jill are playing hu nlhe for lives ONE MILLION big blinds deep. there is some ridiculous action on every street with many raises and reraises and even some overbets like 2x pot because why the hell not, its a million big blinds deep. Anyway they get to the river and Jill is holding the straight up second nuts. Jill suspects with all the action her hand might not actually be good at this point. So she decides to turn it into a bluff and puts in the final massive allin overbet that would make mahatma look like a loose-passive fixed limit holdem player. She legitimately manages to bluff Jack off a better hand and is sure its gonna work, even though Jack values his own life more than Jill's. not a chop but a better hand, i.e. the nuts. how?

jill is actually corwin cole

what do i win

you win a corwin cole metrosexual gents' handbag

disconnect time out? That's how I get pushed off the nuts.

they're playing live, on the top of a hill

On October 05 2008 23:21 Ket wrote: you win a corwin cole metrosexual gents' handbag

that is fucking awesome. best prize i could have asked for.


on a less serious note, i am genuinely baffled both by the question and any possible answers

Jill is a dumbass for turning second nuts into a bluff
and jack is a bigger dumbass for folding nuts.
They are brother and sister

Jack is in fact Phill Hellmuth and he had QQ

board: AKK23 or something
Jack: AA
Jill: AK

Jill knows she has second nuts cuz AA its nuts (KK is impossible cuz she has K)
Jack has nuts based on Jills cards but doesn't know he has nuts (Jill could have KK)

This is just gay definition of what is nuts / what isnt

he has 89d on a JTQ23d board, she has A5d

On October 05 2008 23:48 Yugless wrote: he has 89d on a JTQ23d board, she has A5d

She has 3rd nuts here, behind K9d and 98d

On October 05 2008 23:44 Pacifist wrote: board: AKK23 or something Jack: AA Jill: AK Jill knows she has second nuts cuz AA its nuts (KK is impossible cuz she has K) Jack has nuts based on Jills cards but doesn't know he has nuts (Jill could have KK) This is just gay definition of what is nuts / what isnt

i hate you. kill yourself. i'll make a harder riddle next time, gg sir


Baal says:
posted answer
Ket says:
lolol
Baal says:
: )
Ket says:
the joke answers are always way better
Baal says:
hahaha
Ket says:
i hope whoever gets it takes a long time so there is more quality

Pacifist is right Yugless isnt.

K9d > 89d.


edit: bah u guys already posted

ya Pacifist wins

lol you guys are truly noobs. pacifist got the solution with full houses and quads and blockers that i had in mind when i made the thread, but yugless comes very close to winning too because there is only one 9d in the deck so A5d does count as the second nuts because you cant have 98d and K9d at the same time. So yeah A5dd vs 89dd does work BUT i thought of the straight flush example and thats why i put in the line "She legitimately manages to bluff Jack off a better hand ***and is sure its gonna work***". In pacifist's example Jill can be sure it works because Jack CANNOT have quad kings when Jill has AK. But in yugless' example Jack CAN have K9dd and win as well as the 98dd he folds, so there's no way for Jill to be SURE.

i like my answer best w/e

lol u were right ket. it was lame

blockers are the nuts

wtf are blockers

On October 05 2008 23:48 Yugless wrote: he has 89d on a JTQ23d board, she has A5d

A better example would be vs on .

I was thinking Jill was holding onto Jack's second nut (aka the last one) and threatened to crush it with a hammer. The full house one seems a good solution, too.

On October 06 2008 07:54 tomson wrote: Show nested quote + On October 05 2008 23:48 Yugless wrote: he has 89d on a JTQ23d board, she has A5d A better example would be vs on .

correct, because he can have K9dd which is still the stone nuts

logged in to say that "lame riddle" doesn't even begin to describe this
Ket these are things ONLY to be said after 38 hour marathon sessions where 21 red bulls and 5kg of sushi have been consumed

this one works too i think

td 8d 6d x x

you had k9dd vs A5dd

i think the important question is if Jill is hot and do you have pics?!

if he folds, he gets anal

pics of jill imo

On October 05 2008 23:21 Ket wrote: you win a corwin cole metrosexual gents' handbag

mine is the bag featured in the top pic, but the color in the bottom pic. bottom one is larger than the one i carry

made by Tumi. very durable but it gets blue stains from jeans if it rests on your hip. still totally worth the easy $300 ish price tag

enjoy

cosmo has the exact bag featured in the top pic. it's more professional and versatile but he bought his before i bought mine and i didn't want to have matching bags (he already cries enough that we both have this jacket)

u know ket, i had the solution in mind but pacifist beat me to it

not that i'm pretending to be a super genius, but this very same example occurs in the movie rounders, and i spent some time ages ago thinking about how teddy can't be 100% sure his AA is good because matt MIGHT have 99 for quads

(if you forgot/didn't see movie, teddy has AA matt has A9, board is A99xy)

On October 06 2008 19:02 bongky wrote: pics of jill imo

lol i didn't photoshop this, it's actually the first google image result for "jill"

On October 06 2008 19:33 PokerDoc88 wrote: u know ket, i had the solution in mind but pacifist beat me to it not that i'm pretending to be a super genius, but this very same example occurs in the movie rounders, and i spent some time ages ago thinking about how teddy can't be 100% sure his AA is good because matt MIGHT have 99 for quads (if you forgot/didn't see movie, teddy has AA matt has A9, board is A99xy)

why does he have to be 100% sure, he shows AA like he might as well have 99 because like 99.9% of the time he gets the added life EV of fag-rolling Mike McDermott, and 0.1% of the time he fag-rolls himself when he runs into 99. worth the risk imo

On October 06 2008 19:34 [vital]Myth wrote: Show nested quote + On October 06 2008 19:02 bongky wrote: pics of jill imo lol i didn't photoshop this, it's actually the first google image result for "jill"

rofl

Ket clearly needs a red X for starting posts in Main Poker

On October 06 2008 19:36 [vital]Myth wrote: Show nested quote + On October 06 2008 19:33 PokerDoc88 wrote: u know ket, i had the solution in mind but pacifist beat me to it not that i'm pretending to be a super genius, but this very same example occurs in the movie rounders, and i spent some time ages ago thinking about how teddy can't be 100% sure his AA is good because matt MIGHT have 99 for quads (if you forgot/didn't see movie, teddy has AA matt has A9, board is A99xy) why does he have to be 100% sure, he shows AA like he might as well have 99 because like 99.9% of the time he gets the added life EV of fag-rolling Mike McDermott, and 0.1% of the time he fag-rolls himself when he runs into 99. worth the risk imo

touche

wow i thought Myth wearing a purse was a joke.... wtf.

On October 07 2008 03:48 TwistedEcho wrote: Ket clearly needs a red X for starting posts in Main Poker

rofl

On October 06 2008 19:36 [vital]Myth wrote: Show nested quote + On October 06 2008 19:33 PokerDoc88 wrote: u know ket, i had the solution in mind but pacifist beat me to it not that i'm pretending to be a super genius, but this very same example occurs in the movie rounders, and i spent some time ages ago thinking about how teddy can't be 100% sure his AA is good because matt MIGHT have 99 for quads (if you forgot/didn't see movie, teddy has AA matt has A9, board is A99xy) why does he have to be 100% sure, he shows AA like he might as well have 99 because like 99.9% of the time he gets the added life EV of fag-rolling Mike McDermott, and 0.1% of the time he fag-rolls himself when he runs into 99. worth the risk imo

is that rekrul?

corwin, is it hard being LP's current idol? <3 <3