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tomson    Poland. Oct 06 2008 08:54. Posts 1982


  On October 05 2008 23:48 Yugless wrote:
he has 89d on a JTQ23d board, she has A5d



A better example would be Ad Jd vs 7d 6d on Td 9d 8d 2d 3d.

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Repusz   Hungary. Oct 06 2008 08:59. Posts 1033

I was thinking Jill was holding onto Jack's second nut (aka the last one) and threatened to crush it with a hammer. The full house one seems a good solution, too.


n0rthf4ce    United States. Oct 06 2008 10:52. Posts 8119


  On October 06 2008 07:54 tomson wrote:
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A better example would be Ad Jd vs 7d 6d on Td 9d 8d 2d 3d.

correct, because he can have K9dd which is still the stone nuts

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sOah   United Kingdom. Oct 06 2008 10:59. Posts 4527

logged in to say that "lame riddle" doesn't even begin to describe this
Ket these are things ONLY to be said after 38 hour marathon sessions where 21 red bulls and 5kg of sushi have been consumed

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lostaccount   Canada. Oct 06 2008 12:43. Posts 6796

this one works too i think

td 8d 6d x x

you had k9dd vs A5dd

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Balzamon   Sweden. Oct 06 2008 13:11. Posts 2868

i think the important question is if Jill is hot and do you have pics?!


Red9   Canada. Oct 06 2008 13:23. Posts 7447

if he folds, he gets anal

I will grind you into dust. 

SPEWTARD   Peru. Oct 06 2008 20:02. Posts 4307

pics of jill imo

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[vital]Myth    United States. Oct 06 2008 20:27. Posts 12159


  On October 05 2008 23:21 Ket wrote:
you win a corwin cole metrosexual gents' handbag




mine is the bag featured in the top pic, but the color in the bottom pic. bottom one is larger than the one i carry

made by Tumi. very durable but it gets blue stains from jeans if it rests on your hip. still totally worth the easy $300 ish price tag

enjoy

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[vital]Myth    United States. Oct 06 2008 20:33. Posts 12159

cosmo has the exact bag featured in the top pic. it's more professional and versatile but he bought his before i bought mine and i didn't want to have matching bags (he already cries enough that we both have this jacket)

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

PokerDoc88   Australia. Oct 06 2008 20:33. Posts 3527

u know ket, i had the solution in mind but pacifist beat me to it

not that i'm pretending to be a super genius, but this very same example occurs in the movie rounders, and i spent some time ages ago thinking about how teddy can't be 100% sure his AA is good because matt MIGHT have 99 for quads

(if you forgot/didn't see movie, teddy has AA matt has A9, board is A99xy)


[vital]Myth    United States. Oct 06 2008 20:34. Posts 12159


  On October 06 2008 19:02 bongky wrote:
pics of jill imo

lol i didn't photoshop this, it's actually the first google image result for "jill"

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[vital]Myth    United States. Oct 06 2008 20:36. Posts 12159


  On October 06 2008 19:33 PokerDoc88 wrote:
u know ket, i had the solution in mind but pacifist beat me to it

not that i'm pretending to be a super genius, but this very same example occurs in the movie rounders, and i spent some time ages ago thinking about how teddy can't be 100% sure his AA is good because matt MIGHT have 99 for quads

(if you forgot/didn't see movie, teddy has AA matt has A9, board is A99xy)

why does he have to be 100% sure, he shows AA like he might as well have 99 because like 99.9% of the time he gets the added life EV of fag-rolling Mike McDermott, and 0.1% of the time he fag-rolls himself when he runs into 99. worth the risk imo

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SPEWTARD   Peru. Oct 06 2008 20:47. Posts 4307


  On October 06 2008 19:34 [vital]Myth wrote:
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lol i didn't photoshop this, it's actually the first google image result for "jill"



rofl

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TwistedEcho    United Kingdom. Oct 07 2008 04:48. Posts 3539

Ket clearly needs a red X for starting posts in Main Poker

pwpwpwpwpwpwpwpwpw 

PokerDoc88   Australia. Oct 07 2008 05:26. Posts 3527


  On October 06 2008 19:36 [vital]Myth wrote:
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why does he have to be 100% sure, he shows AA like he might as well have 99 because like 99.9% of the time he gets the added life EV of fag-rolling Mike McDermott, and 0.1% of the time he fag-rolls himself when he runs into 99. worth the risk imo


touche


Baalim   Mexico. Oct 07 2008 09:24. Posts 34312

wow i thought Myth wearing a purse was a joke.... wtf.

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Baalim   Mexico. Oct 07 2008 09:25. Posts 34312


  On October 07 2008 03:48 TwistedEcho wrote:
Ket clearly needs a red X for starting posts in Main Poker



rofl

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n0rthf4ce    United States. Oct 07 2008 12:36. Posts 8119


  On October 06 2008 19:36 [vital]Myth wrote:
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why does he have to be 100% sure, he shows AA like he might as well have 99 because like 99.9% of the time he gets the added life EV of fag-rolling Mike McDermott, and 0.1% of the time he fag-rolls himself when he runs into 99. worth the risk imo

is that rekrul?

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chris   United States. Oct 07 2008 18:51. Posts 5511

corwin, is it hard being LP's current idol? <3 <3

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