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Fraser   Canada. Oct 05 2008 03:50. Posts 4605

hahhaha owned sooooooo hard LOL knocked out by a kill bill 3 inch punch ahhaha

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Loco   Canada. Oct 05 2008 03:54. Posts 21022

rofl 14 seconds

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Svenman87   United States. Oct 05 2008 04:16. Posts 4636

he was bound to run into a real opponent sooner or later


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Oct 05 2008 04:35. Posts 14026

HAHAHA



youtube of it.
will probably get taken down in 10 minutes though.


TheHuHu3   United States. Oct 05 2008 05:07. Posts 5544

Damn, he did a quick right kick then a jab at same time.

Damn, that punch looked pretty weak, too.

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devon06atX   Canada. Oct 05 2008 05:16. Posts 5462

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XoXthajmanXoX   United States. Oct 05 2008 05:18. Posts 834

lmao "It's all good!" yeah you take your afterparty back to the streets pansy. . .no one trains for fights on the streets, it's all last minute. nice job dummy.

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SpoR   United States. Oct 05 2008 13:39. Posts 1254

That was so fucking disgusting lmao, the chick fight was better!

That bitch is hot too!

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NotSorry   United States. Oct 05 2008 13:58. Posts 2603

That was so pathetic, so glad it happened, the retards around here actually think Kimbo was a top HW.

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masterfrywad   United States. Oct 05 2008 13:59. Posts 329

that one announcer is ridiculous "seth petriselli shocks the world!" uhhh what?


TalentedTom    Canada. Oct 05 2008 14:07. Posts 20070

he definatley made the most out of his 15 min of fame

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hubmaster   United States. Oct 05 2008 15:13. Posts 586


  On October 05 2008 12:59 masterfrywad wrote:
that one announcer is ridiculous "seth petriselli shocks the world!" uhhh what?



It IS fairly shocking considering that the fight only lasted 14 seconds. I expected a few rounds worth of action.

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RS_II   United States. Oct 05 2008 15:19. Posts 748

lmfaooooooooooooo at when kimbo tried to take the referee down before he realized it was over... This was a nightmare outcome for Elite XC, they are finished... and yes Gina Carano is fuckin smokin, she throws down like a champ.

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RaiZ   France. Oct 05 2008 16:43. Posts 1503

He wasn't fighting back more like kimbo was still knocked and tried to get up with the help of the referee. Oh well, we can't judge by watching with this video only.

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Baalim   Mexico. Oct 05 2008 17:06. Posts 34312

In Kimbo's defense i think he would slaughter him in a re-match, theres a 32lbs advantage and the guy is not a ground expert, he got a lucky punch that Kimbo didnt see coming so he didnt clench his teeth and boom, out.... weird because Kimbo has a strong chin.

The only way Kimbo would raise to his superstar status again would be to rematch against this boy and slaughter him, if he doesnt i think his career is over.

Its a shame, i wanted a big name to destroy Kimbo and in a brutal fashion, not a random nobody with a lucky punch :<

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RaiZ   France. Oct 05 2008 17:21. Posts 1503

Yeah because even if he's overated as ppl claim to be, we gotta admit that he has a strong will to fight. More surprising is that, kimbo seems to be really fair play from all the video i've been watching since his first videos (was it like 1 or 2 years ? Don't remember really..). I don't know about you, but i really want to watch him fight again just for the entertainment

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Stim_Abuser   United States. Oct 05 2008 17:22. Posts 7499

you guys are all dicks. kimbo has been nothing but humble about everything and he actually trains legit with bas and even randy. its not his fault how elite promotes him.

WAR KIMBO!

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whamm!   Albania. Oct 05 2008 18:32. Posts 11625

kimbo had a hard time with an mma fighter before too, and the guy was just as a weak fighter as that one, he should just go into pro wrestling and fight the undertaker


Fraser   Canada. Oct 05 2008 18:46. Posts 4605


  On October 05 2008 16:22 Stim_Abuser wrote:
you guys are all dicks. kimbo has been nothing but humble about everything and he actually trains legit with bas and even randy. its not his fault how elite promotes him.

WAR KIMBO!


u have to admit its funny given how good some people think he is
and besides he refused to touch gloves


Stim_Abuser   United States. Oct 05 2008 19:06. Posts 7499


  On October 05 2008 17:46 Fraser wrote:
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u have to admit its funny given how good some people think he is
and besides he refused to touch gloves


ive always thought disliking a fighter because what his fans think of him is silly. like certain people who hate fedor because everyone likes him.

he was extremely humble in defeat. the not touching gloves is just hype. its how the fight business has always been.

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny peteLast edit: 05/10/2008 19:08

Sheitan   Canada. Oct 05 2008 19:08. Posts 4217


  On October 05 2008 04:07 TheHuHu3 wrote:
Damn, he did a quick right kick then a jab at same time.

Damn, that punch looked pretty weak, too.



No matter how much you weight or how tough you are, an accurate punch to the jaw will make you drop like a stone. Kimbo didn t want to touch gloves and got insta-karmaed imo, gotta learn how to act classy you cock sucking gorilla.

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Stim_Abuser   United States. Oct 05 2008 19:09. Posts 7499

i know seths on top of the world right now. but dude should be fighting at 185.

kimbo probably get insta rematch anyways.

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Svenman87   United States. Oct 05 2008 19:19. Posts 4636

I'd love to see kimbo on TUF I dont think he'd go past a second fight tbh :

he's a good street fighter, just from what I've seen I don't think he has a MONSTER CAREER just around the corner in the cage.
I could see him turning into a decent fighter who ends up with a little above .500 career. Who knows, we'll see who he fights next, hopefully it's not another decrepit man. I don't think Kimbo wants that either. Test him now and see if he floats.

 Last edit: 05/10/2008 19:20

musclewheels   Canada. Oct 05 2008 19:47. Posts 107

"The most incredible victory in the history of martial arts!!!!" lololololololololol


Baalim   Mexico. Oct 05 2008 20:08. Posts 34312


  On October 05 2008 18:47 musclewheels wrote:
"The most incredible victory in the history of martial arts!!!!" lololololololololol



yes that was beyond ridiculous, stupid comentator.

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hawking   United States. Oct 05 2008 20:53. Posts 348

Here's why I say fuck kimbo: In every publicized martial arts event to date, our champions, and even those who get their first shots, had to earn their way into the ring. They had to prove they were worth our time watching, and worth the fighters time fighting. Fuckers like kimbo become some teenie bopper youtube sensation that get free entry just for being popular. Fuck that. Kimbo fights jokers on the streets and suddenly feels he's able to take on bruce lee? Fuck that, he never deserved to step into the octagon (which I think is a joke these days too). UFC is all hollywood bullshit now and has totally lost my interest. As for Kimbo, he's a strong guy, and I'm sure a couple of crash lessons in MMA from a few top pro's gave him his short run of status with his few victories, just like some of our LP.net elite could coach us for a few hours and we can go balls out into 6max and own for a few hours.

I give any one of kimbo's previous victories a rematch and put money that he loses every one of them. He has no long term potential in professional MMA.

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Baalim   Mexico. Oct 05 2008 21:23. Posts 34312

you are wrong hawking.

First of all Kimbo isnt the one who blame for the unjustified hype, if you want to blame somebody blame EliteXt or the ignorance of his viewers, he just happened to be a lucky guy, dont hate on people who run good and win the lotto.

Also i havent seen Kimbo being an arrogant asshole, ive never seen him claim "im gonig to destroy this guy", also he hasnt taken one minute classes with some good guys, he is being personally trained by Bass Rutten, and actually he has shown very good improvement in his fights.

Second, he would loose re-matches? are u insane? he has beat Mercier, another random punk and the fucking Tank Abbot, if he were to fight them he would beat the living crap out of them again even worse, those are incompetent shitty washed out old fighters, they cannot fights agaisnt Kimbo, actually those were 1 sided stupid fights to only overhype Kimbo more, not real contenders.

to give u an idea, betting sport sites were giving Kimbo nearly 4:1 against shamrock, and its not that Kimbo rules, its simply that the fighters he was up against were that bad.


Now this is the real test to Kimbo imo, his hollywood career is close to over, now lets see if he turns into a real fighter or he fucking challenges Tyson or some retarded bullshit.

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Baalim   Mexico. Oct 05 2008 21:26. Posts 34312

His defeat speech isnt bad at all btw, i am positive people told him that if he looses its all over for him, if he looses to shamrock, this hollywood crap continues in a stupid rivalry between the 2 gians (ROFL), shamrock vs Kimbo, however if he looses to a non-name small kid it he was going to loose it all, and u can see it in his face, he knew he let the oportunity of a lifetime go by in a stupid lucky punch, and took it with decent grace, i really hope he returns to become a good heavy weight fighter, in the future he could put up really interesting fights against strikers.

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Shakedown88   . Oct 05 2008 21:39. Posts 170

Why is there any disagreement in this thread? All the evidence is in the video. This guy just made an ass out of himself and a mockery of MMA. He got brought down by a ballerina straight from a lighter opponent with only about 5 inches of space. He belongs on the losing end of a bar fight in the suburbs. Fuck, watching that video made me angry. Kimbo Slice owes me a buy-in for tilting me.


Stim_Abuser   United States. Oct 05 2008 21:52. Posts 7499


  On October 05 2008 20:39 Shakedown88 wrote:
Why is there any disagreement in this thread? All the evidence is in the video. This guy just made an ass out of himself and a mockery of MMA. He got brought down by a ballerina straight from a lighter opponent with only about 5 inches of space. He belongs on the losing end of a bar fight in the suburbs. Fuck, watching that video made me angry. Kimbo Slice owes me a buy-in for tilting me.



kimbo has more money than you ever will, nails better chicks than you ever will, and is all around better at life than you. stop hating.

no reason to hate on kimbo what so ever. he trains seriously, hes classier than most of the big stars in mma. shit ill name them.

classier than : chuck, barnett, bj penn, rampage, kid yamamoto matt hughes etc...

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Shakedown88   . Oct 05 2008 22:10. Posts 170


  On October 05 2008 20:52 Stim_Abuser wrote:
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kimbo has more money than you ever will, nails better chicks than you ever will, and is all around better at life than you. stop hating.

no reason to hate on kimbo what so ever. he trains seriously, hes classier than most of the big stars in mma. shit ill name them.

classier than : chuck, barnett, bj penn, rampage, kid yamamoto matt hughes etc...


You must be sucking Kimbo's dick Stim...and enjoying it. Guzzle that HIV infested semen down you greedy little fag.

 Last edit: 05/10/2008 22:11

Baalim   Mexico. Oct 05 2008 23:08. Posts 34312


  On October 05 2008 20:52 Stim_Abuser wrote:
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kimbo has more money than you ever will, nails better chicks than you ever will, and is all around better at life than you. stop hating.

no reason to hate on kimbo what so ever. he trains seriously, hes classier than most of the big stars in mma. shit ill name them.

classier than : chuck, barnett, bj penn, rampage, kid yamamoto matt hughes etc...


than rampage that is for sure, but rampage is a stupid clown... the kind of clown who drives a fucking Big Foot truck with a fucking photo of himself on the sides wtf.

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gymnast   Mexico. Oct 06 2008 00:12. Posts 704

3-0 is his record? how long is the career of one of this fighters?

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gymnast   Mexico. Oct 06 2008 00:27. Posts 704

and yeah the girl is hot

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Baalim   Mexico. Oct 06 2008 00:33. Posts 34312


  On October 05 2008 23:12 gymnast wrote:
3-0 is his record? how long is the career of one of this fighters?



quite long, Randy Coture has over 40 now.

Kimbo however is an old street fighter who recently joined MMA and is not as good as some retards think he is.

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KeanuReaver   United States. Oct 06 2008 01:47. Posts 2022

god gino carano is so hot
almost as hot as kyra gracie
i don't think there's a price i wouldn't pay for a 3some with those two
add in erica montoya just to be greedy

and stop liking/hating kimbo for stupid reasons. he's a fighter not a faggot seacrest-esque tv personality.

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BJLTNYK   United States. Oct 06 2008 20:35. Posts 1226

lol @ people making fun of the commentator. his name is gus johnson. he overhypes everything..it's his schtick. his sport is college basketball not MMA. he was just hired by CBS to try and make things interesting for the casual fan.

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Baalim   Mexico. Oct 06 2008 21:39. Posts 34312

he is a moron tho, i can undestand "ZOMG ROCKY BALBOAAAAAAAAAAAA OMGOMGOMGOIDFJOSDIFJS""" thing... but saying its the biggest win in the history of MMA is beyond retarded.

Hard to say which is the biggest win in MMA... well Fedor vs Crocop was good, also Fedor vs Minotauro, Wanderlei vs Crocop, who knows.

sakuraba vs gracie maybe too.

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Fox   . Oct 06 2008 21:49. Posts 3110

Don't forget Randy vs Chuck 1 and Randy vs Tito.


Baalim   Mexico. Oct 06 2008 23:53. Posts 34312

Randy vs Chuck is good too.. Randy vs Tito was junk, Tito Ortiz was quite a mediocre fighter

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