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thewh00sel    United States. Sep 24 2008 20:40. Posts 2735

http://www.cardplayer.com/tv/33694

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A government is the most dangerous threat to man’s rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims. - Ayn Rand 

SakiSaki    Sweden. Sep 24 2008 20:50. Posts 9687

oh jesus christ, hahaha gj taking position out of your game sir!

what wackass site is this nigga?  

SakiSaki    Sweden. Sep 24 2008 20:51. Posts 9687

Ok, floating should be 25% of your game. Thats good to know

what wackass site is this nigga?  

SakiSaki    Sweden. Sep 24 2008 20:51. Posts 9687

this guy is such a superhero, I have to mythtroll

what wackass site is this nigga?  

thundza   United States. Sep 24 2008 20:54. Posts 2001

LOL! "Position doesn't matter to me."

pausing stinger video to google ninja porn - myth 

Critterer   United Kingdom. Sep 24 2008 21:05. Posts 5337

what the fck is he babbling about

LudaHid: dam.ned dam.ned dam.ned. LudaHid: dam.ned northwooden as..hole 

Critterer   United Kingdom. Sep 24 2008 21:05. Posts 5337

he seems to misinterpret the term float? i think hes talking about bluffing

LudaHid: dam.ned dam.ned dam.ned. LudaHid: dam.ned northwooden as..hole 

taqtiX   Iceland. Sep 24 2008 21:15. Posts 338

miseducating the fish

Im not much for cards but I think these .45s beat a full house 

bane   United States. Sep 24 2008 21:44. Posts 2379

position is obviously overrated


PoorUser    United States. Sep 24 2008 21:44. Posts 7472

U GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO PUT ON THE BRAKEZ

Gambler Emeritus 

FrinkX   United States. Sep 24 2008 21:49. Posts 7562

HAHA i played with this guy in a 1k shootout ---> winners of each table play a regular tournament @ commerce casino during LAPC a while back

he was the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST

just sat there the entire time crying like a faggot that he never hit any pairs on the flop

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

JizzleSmitts   United States. Sep 24 2008 21:52. Posts 1217

"if theres 300 bucks in the pot and you can get an extra 60-70 bucks..."

1/5 pot bet obv


Loco   Canada. Sep 24 2008 21:54. Posts 21022

oh dear god I felt so embarrassed watching it and I had to turn it off half way through


.............. I would've gotten fired if I was her.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccountLast edit: 24/09/2008 21:55

Bejamin1   Canada. Sep 24 2008 22:00. Posts 7042

Yes... and they also thought it credible enough to put on the site lol.

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama 

TheHuHu3   United States. Sep 24 2008 22:05. Posts 5544

Guy is a fucking tool douchefuck.

TheHuHu4 coming soon :) 

Loco   Canada. Sep 24 2008 22:21. Posts 21022


  On September 24 2008 21:05 TheHuHu3 wrote:
Guy is a fucking tool douchefuck.



u just mad cuz u wanted to be the one to make this thread amirite?

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

hawking   United States. Sep 24 2008 22:33. Posts 348

You dont bet $70 into a $300 pot, you RAISE $70. Fear teh 3bet minraises

hawking: What do you do when a fish targets you? --- Breeze: What to do when a hot girl starts hitting your dick with her ass? 

sirracksalot   United States. Sep 24 2008 22:49. Posts 2299

i watched, and i learned

haters gonna hate 

nolan   Ireland. Sep 24 2008 23:19. Posts 6205

this guy should offer lessons

On September 08 2008 10:07 Baal wrote: my head is a gyroscope, your argument is invalid 

Svenman87   United States. Sep 25 2008 00:13. Posts 4636

T_T I just died a little.


Zorglub   Denmark. Sep 25 2008 00:19. Posts 2870

At least someone is educating the fish right, I wish cardrunners would do the same

I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left 

Yugless    United States. Sep 25 2008 00:46. Posts 7174

to lesser players, position is valuable

Baal - look is talking hah.  

The72o   Zimbabwe. Sep 25 2008 00:48. Posts 6112


  On September 24 2008 23:19 Zorglub wrote:
At least someone is educating the fish right, I wish cardrunners would do the same

A Hard Way to Make an Easy Living 

vegable   United States. Sep 25 2008 01:10. Posts 2453

Stir fry Normandy 

Twisted    Netherlands. Sep 25 2008 02:30. Posts 10422

He's a true patriot.

Keeps the fish fish.


TheHuHu3   United States. Sep 25 2008 03:14. Posts 5544


  On September 24 2008 21:21 Loco wrote:
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u just mad cuz u wanted to be the one to make this thread amirite?


50% right.



=(.

TheHuHu4 coming soon :) 

[vital]Myth    United States. Sep 25 2008 03:23. Posts 12159

oh

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

[vital]Myth    United States. Sep 25 2008 03:23. Posts 12159

my

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

[vital]Myth    United States. Sep 25 2008 03:23. Posts 12159

god

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

[vital]Myth    United States. Sep 25 2008 03:23. Posts 12159

ROFLMAO HHAHAHAHAHA

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

aseq   Netherlands. Sep 25 2008 03:55. Posts 894

Hmm on a more serious note, how in the world can players like him still make it into high stakes? I don't see it...


pinbaLL    Sweden. Sep 25 2008 04:01. Posts 7243

This hurt my brains


RiKD    United States. Sep 25 2008 04:06. Posts 9917

everyone on lp should make a pact that if you get a live interview that you try to outdo this guy. just go crazy w/ it. see how outlandish you can get while not being transparent.


VanDerMeyde   Norway. Sep 25 2008 04:15. Posts 5127


  On September 25 2008 01:30 Twisted wrote:
He's a true patriot.

Keeps the fish fish.

:D 

sawseech   Canada. Sep 25 2008 04:42. Posts 3182


  On September 25 2008 02:55 aseq wrote:
Hmm on a more serious note, how in the world can players like him still make it into high stakes? I don't see it...



washy washy!

lets go fucking mental la la la la lets go fucking mental lets go fucking mental lala la la 

Question   Czech Republic. Sep 25 2008 06:00. Posts 1074

"live players sucks"

Timex


Robinson47   United Kingdom. Sep 25 2008 06:50. Posts 992

geezer doesnt know what floating is and hes getting interviewed about floating. The lady interviewer knows what she talking about moreso than this guy at least she understands the basics about positions. That being said i would not like to sit at this guys table cos he seems like a tough opponent....


4Kingell   United Kingdom. Sep 25 2008 07:36. Posts 1453

Interview would have lasted longer but he needed another hit on the bong to keep him floating....was going below 25% floatage.

If you know the enemy and know yourself you need not fear the results of a hundred battles. Sun Tzu Last edit: 25/09/2008 07:36

failsafe   United States. Sep 25 2008 07:48. Posts 1071

super duper


malifous   Finland. Sep 25 2008 09:27. Posts 47

You guys are just jealous because he is better than you at unlimited texas holdems.


TimDawg    United States. Sep 25 2008 10:28. Posts 10197

im going to have to start implementing some of this stuff into my game

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball 

MysticJoey   Poland. Sep 25 2008 10:48. Posts 1430

somehow this shit motivated me to play


SPEWTARD   Peru. Sep 25 2008 12:25. Posts 4307

asdqowidhqwiugdbqibascascas

lol im kinda on tilt now

Rise and ShineLast edit: 25/09/2008 12:26

BigRed0000    United States. Sep 25 2008 15:21. Posts 3554

Floating should be exactly 25% of your game guys. Not 24, and god help you if it's 26.


FrinkX   United States. Sep 25 2008 15:49. Posts 7562


  On September 25 2008 14:21 BigRed0000 wrote:
Floating should be exactly 25% of your game guys. Not 24, and god help you if it's 26.



dont float with ur right hand

only ur left

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

MaxUT   Canada. Sep 25 2008 16:43. Posts 428

he said something about 100/200 games, i think he was talking about play money

Dont fool around with shortstacks preflop ... put his dumbass allin. he is not allowed to raise on your table without a good hand: vital[Myth] 

blunt_smokr   United States. Sep 25 2008 16:50. Posts 1314

wow that made me sick. How do they put this vid on cardplayer?


tokeweed   Philippines. Sep 25 2008 18:03. Posts 2149

big hand = bong loads 

RavaGe   United States. Sep 25 2008 18:07. Posts 375

i think the chick was well aware he was talking out his ass.....notice her response and attempts to not burst out laughing, particularly at the "25%" comment......she goes......"really???"


ikc5   United States. Sep 25 2008 19:47. Posts 406

He's a donk who ran hot for 50k live hands and made it into high stakes and now thinks he's god, I bet he'd be a large loser at 100nl online.


Or he's actually trying to keep the fish fish in which case power to him imo.

AWESOME mentally handicapped, slept with like 30 guys, meeting her mum on the first date, unprotected sex, 12 year old girls.FIST PUMP - YOU ARE A MAN, MY SON. -Byrensam 

ikc5   United States. Sep 25 2008 19:48. Posts 406

POSITION IS VALUABLE FOR LESSER PLAYERS, TAKE THAT PHIL IVEY RAISING EVERY BUTTON HU WTF IS THAT SHIT POSITION IS FOR FISH!

AWESOME mentally handicapped, slept with like 30 guys, meeting her mum on the first date, unprotected sex, 12 year old girls.FIST PUMP - YOU ARE A MAN, MY SON. -Byrensam 

YoMeR   United States. Sep 25 2008 20:14. Posts 12438

i really hope that guy was leveling the world cuz if so he's my fucking hero.

but he'd have to be a good fucking actor to pull that one off.

eZ Life. 

JDK87   Netherlands. Sep 26 2008 03:35. Posts 419







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RaSZi - Unconventional, complete FPS-syndrome and arrogant without ever having achieved anything. 

Soprano   Poland. Sep 26 2008 11:52. Posts 627

"If I float on a flop than float on the turn and he calls me both time, I'm done with it"

lolz


SpoR   United States. Sep 27 2008 12:32. Posts 1254

lol, if this guy was just doing reverse psychology for all the noobs watching then that is mad skills/props. Otherwise, lmao.

ZERG! 

terrybunny19240   United States. Sep 28 2008 19:34. Posts 13829

I honestly have trouble watching someone embarass themselves so badly. Seriously, I had to turn this off a couple of seconds in.


NiTE   Croatia. Sep 29 2008 13:49. Posts 366

It's amazing how you can recognize dumb people from simply looking at their eyes. They're blurry and move in strange directions.
Might as well turn your sound off, you can tell that this guy is an idiot.

Have an opinion about what I said? please say it 

Loco   Canada. Sep 29 2008 14:27. Posts 21022


  On September 28 2008 18:34 Night2o1 wrote:
I honestly have trouble watching someone embarass themselves so badly. Seriously, I had to turn this off a couple of seconds in.



I'm the same. It was painful getting half through it, I feel so bad when I watch someone embarrassing himself.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

terrybunny19240   United States. Sep 29 2008 15:59. Posts 13829


  On September 29 2008 13:27 Loco wrote:
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I'm the same. It was painful getting half through it, I feel so bad when I watch someone embarrassing himself.


Lol, we must be such bleeding hearts


Nazgul    Netherlands. Sep 29 2008 20:44. Posts 7080

torture

You almost twin-caracked his AK - JonnyCosmo 

 



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