sChOuA   Switzerland. Aug 20 2008 02:24. Posts 2302
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Zorglub   Denmark. Aug 20 2008 02:29. Posts 2870
But can you ever get a higher return than reinvesting your money in poker?
I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left
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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 20 2008 02:34. Posts 34312
On August 20 2008 01:29 Zorglub wrote:
But can you ever get a higher return than reinvesting your money in poker?
but there are many overrolled players like myself who are not using any buy-in rule and have lots of cash sitting doing nothing.
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sChOuA   Switzerland. Aug 20 2008 02:36. Posts 2302
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traxamillion   United States. Aug 20 2008 02:49. Posts 10468
ask brandon adams for trading tips
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PaleMan   Russian Federation. Aug 20 2008 03:42. Posts 472
oh well
I invested part of my winnings in the market and surely just after that sub-prime crysis followed
I already lost like 20%, gg me
Whatever floats your boat
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tloapc   Pitcairn. Aug 20 2008 03:57. Posts 2591
azurasta: U PAY ON THE TURN WITH NOTHING DONKY
DragonzPlay: cuz Im the best
DragonzPlay: don't mess with the best
DragonzPlay: mess with the best u know what happens right
DragonzPlay: U DIE LIKE THE REST
azurasta: YOUR FATHER IS HITLER NO RESPECT§§§
azurasta: FILS DE PUTAIN DE TA MERE
DragonzPlay: LOL
DragonzPlay: UR MOM LIKES ME ALOT MORE THAN YOU
don't invest in that guy
2 ur mom jokes and he's open shoving 60bbs
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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sChOuA   Switzerland. Aug 20 2008 04:01. Posts 2302
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moneypoker   Poland. Aug 20 2008 04:06. Posts 693
I invest half of my winnings every month and i'm down about 10% but it's all about the long run anyway. Statistics show that in the long run the stock market can give 8% return yearly and it's very hard to beat that.
But investing is only good for overrolled people who have much money doing nothing.
I myself follow a 100buyin rule wich means that usually almost 60-70 buyins sit on my account and do nothing, and that is why I invested 1/3 of my roll in the market and from than withdraw 50% of my winnings every month so I have like 35% of my roll on the market and the rest on poker.
you win some, you lose some...
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Ket   United Kingdom. Aug 20 2008 08:17. Posts 8665
Here are two investments i've found to be very very very bad
- flips with mig
- hu plo
anyone know any good hu plo coaches? =[
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SfydjkLm   Belarus. Aug 20 2008 08:24. Posts 3810
investing money in US is suicide right now.(that being said i dont know if you do or dont, what sort of guarantees you provide, etc.)
Oh yeah, i have a UBS t-shirt! And its freaking nice.
*wink wink*
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sChOuA   Switzerland. Aug 20 2008 08:36. Posts 2302
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tloapc   Pitcairn. Aug 20 2008 09:04. Posts 2591
open a bank
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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The72o   Zimbabwe. Aug 20 2008 09:44. Posts 6112
lol tloapc xD
A Hard Way to Make an Easy Living
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Kilay   Netherlands. Aug 20 2008 10:38. Posts 1960
On August 20 2008 07:17 Ket wrote:
Here are two investments i've found to be very very very bad
- flips with mig
- hu plo
anyone know any good hu plo coaches? =[
Damn, I think a lot of people here were just looking into this... Glad you warned them before they actually followed through, saved them a lot of money hehe.
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Cray0ns   United States. Aug 20 2008 11:07. Posts 993
I think this is a valuable suggestion - but this seems to be borderline spam. (but I am a huge nit wrt to this stuff)
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DONKEYLUVIN   United States. Aug 20 2008 14:29. Posts 292
On August 20 2008 07:17 Ket wrote:
Here are two investments i've found to be very very very bad
- flips with mig
- hu plo
anyone know any good hu plo coaches? =[
Lol at flips with Mig.....I've heard stories.
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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 20 2008 15:00. Posts 34312
i should really read a couple of books about the market to have an idea wtf i am doing cuz investing like in real states and stuff takes a lot of time which i rather spend playing poker or jerking off.
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chris   United States. Aug 20 2008 15:38. Posts 5511
invest in AAA bonds, US T bills, blue chip stocks that pay dividends, and mutual funds. Minimize your risk and reap a steady return if you want to play it safe with your money 'not doing anything.' You could also open a money market account, its like a checking account with interest, and its competitive rates, unlike shitty savings accounts at regular banks.
5 minute showers are my 8 minute abs. - Neilly
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Sicks Macks   United States. Aug 20 2008 15:42. Posts 3929
For US based players.
1. Declare 4k a year in taxable income
2. Deposit 4k a year into a Roth IRA
3. Pay shit for taxes
4. Put it into a Target Date (Fidelity, Vanguard, T Rowe etc) fund aimed at when you want to retire
5. Don't look at it until then, just add 4k a year so long as you're in a low tax bracket.
6. Withdraw shitloads of money tax free when you retire.
Easy ship imo.
Mr. Will Throwit
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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 20 2008 15:48. Posts 34312
On August 20 2008 14:38 chris wrote:
invest in AAA bonds, US T bills, blue chip stocks that pay dividends, and mutual funds. Minimize your risk and reap a steady return if you want to play it safe with your money 'not doing anything.' You could also open a money market account, its like a checking account with interest, and its competitive rates, unlike shitty savings accounts at regular banks.
those account give like 7% a year right? fml that barely beats inflation.
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TenBagger   United States. Aug 20 2008 15:52. Posts 2018
Mattias,
You say that you've worked as a client advisor for US domiciled clients for 4 years. Then I am assuming that you know about securities regulations regarding solicitation of investments in the US. I also assume that you are registered with the SEC/NASD as a licensed invesment advisor?
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Royal_Rumble   Germany. Aug 20 2008 15:58. Posts 1760
blahblah, when i saw topic i though this was some insta-close, another of those low life scumfucks crawling out of their shitholes and trying people to scam. So how we know this ain't a fraud?
money won is twice as sweet as money earned.
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TimDawg   United States. Aug 20 2008 16:28. Posts 10197
this thread would actually be cool if it turned into a serious discussion about what things would be good to invest your poker winnings with
but it won't
online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball
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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 20 2008 16:38. Posts 34312
On August 20 2008 15:28 TimDawg wrote:
this thread would actually be cool if it turned into a serious discussion about what things would be good to invest your poker winnings with
but it won't
true, lets hijack it...
i might invest in a thing called "container city" where they turn containers into rooms close to a university, seems quite cool
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Bigbobm   United States. Aug 20 2008 17:03. Posts 5513
On August 20 2008 07:17 Ket wrote:
Here are two investments i've found to be very very very bad
- flips with mig
- hu plo
anyone know any good hu plo coaches? =[
yo ill teach your top off
Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket
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Bigbobm   United States. Aug 20 2008 17:05. Posts 5513
yea tim needs investment ideas.
lottery tickets just arent doing it
Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 20 2008 17:14. Posts 14026
On August 20 2008 15:28 TimDawg wrote:
this thread would actually be cool if it turned into a serious discussion about what things would be good to invest your poker winnings with
but it won't
i might invest in a thing called "container city" where they turn containers into rooms close to a university, seems quite cool
lol wtf
who would want to live in a container?
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SfydjkLm   Belarus. Aug 20 2008 17:18. Posts 3810
car manufacturers is a good long time investment imo. Most car stocks are hitting lows, mind them going bankrupt youll be making hefty profits when the oil situation stabilizes. Or mind the possible wars with Iran and Russia. Although in case of the latter two you probably wouldnt need any cash after they are over, if only to set up a fire.
*wink wink*
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SfydjkLm   Belarus. Aug 20 2008 17:22. Posts 3810
On August 20 2008 15:28 TimDawg wrote:
this thread would actually be cool if it turned into a serious discussion about what things would be good to invest your poker winnings with
but it won't
i might invest in a thing called "container city" where they turn containers into rooms close to a university, seems quite cool
lol wtf
who would want to live in a container?
you have no idea!
there were even awesomer video somewhere of a luxury container but i cant find it(not that i really tried)/
*wink wink*
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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 20 2008 17:24. Posts 34312
lol
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 20 2008 17:28. Posts 14026
seems like more of a gimmick than an investment.
imo, you should invest in rare pokemon trading cards.
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JYang   United States. Aug 20 2008 17:40. Posts 2669
in usa there is similar thing called trailers
where only the poorest rednecks live there
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[vital]Myth   United States. Aug 20 2008 17:50. Posts 12159
On August 20 2008 01:29 Zorglub wrote:
But can you ever get a higher return than reinvesting your money in poker?
yes when you can beat 3/6 but can't beat 5/10
or anything along those lines
Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser
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JYang   United States. Aug 20 2008 17:53. Posts 2669
On August 20 2008 01:29 Zorglub wrote:
But can you ever get a higher return than reinvesting your money in poker?
If you think poker is the most profitable thing out there..... You are seriously dead wrong.
Only one life to live
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TenBagger   United States. Aug 20 2008 18:44. Posts 2018
OK, I try to give people the benefit of doubt until proven otherwise but I'm gonna go ahead and say that I think this guy mattias is worthless. here is why:
Mattias talks a good game and lists the following sexy terms that may grab one's attention:
"1) For US domiciled clients:
- currency diversification
- Access to Hedge Funds that are normally blocked for US Persons
- Private Equity Investments that are not availlable on the market.
- geographical diversification
- security
- good financial network in Switzerland"
But the true intentions are evident when he lists one specific product in detail:
I took a look here and this is basically a variable insurance policy. I think I've stated this before but insurance is one of the most misunderstood financial products and there is a high degree of misrepresentation. The reason for this is two fold: insurance policies, especially variable universal life policies are often quite complex and the commissions on these products are just about the highest in the industry. This creates great incentive for the salesman or "financial professional" to push this product.
This is not to say that variable insurance contracts are bad. In fact, they are a great tool for the right situation. However, I highly doubt anyone in this forum is in that situation. Generally speaking, the client profile for this type of product is someone wealthy, 50+ in age that is concerned about estate planning and tax strategies. The fundamental benefit of a variable policy is that it allows the insured to invest a significant amount of money tax deferred. In exchange for this benefit, you give up liquidity and you pay significant fees. Bottom line is that this financial vehicle is rarely suitable for young people, even if you do have significant amount of investable assets. The fact that you mention that one option on a forum full of twenty somethings shows that suitablity is a secondary concern and that maximizing commissions comes first.
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thewh00sel   United States. Aug 20 2008 19:03. Posts 2735
errr, now seems like a great time to invest in the market i dont get ppl saying it's bad, dont you want to invest as it's crashing? i mean it's not like we're going to have another depression, just seems like a great time to get your money in while the stocks are cheap. im personally pumping as much into the market right now as i can.
A government is the most dangerous threat to man’s rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims. - Ayn Rand
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TimDawg   United States. Aug 20 2008 19:27. Posts 10197
On August 20 2008 18:03 thewh00sel wrote:
errr, now seems like a great time to invest in the market i dont get ppl saying it's bad, dont you want to invest as it's crashing? i mean it's not like we're going to have another depression, just seems like a great time to get your money in while the stocks are cheap. im personally pumping as much into the market right now as i can.
qffffffffffff
online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball
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Forrest Gump   Argentina. Aug 20 2008 20:54. Posts 1217
here for small stakes I think the best is wines, harvest and construcion, but didnt research enough
ADZ124: why do people put pictures of their child in stars.. its like please help feed my child im a fish i cant play?
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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 20 2008 21:00. Posts 34312
tenbagger i want to invest halp!!!
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Zotted   Australia. Aug 20 2008 22:11. Posts 6
On August 20 2008 03:06 moneypoker wrote:
Statistics show that in the long run the stock market can give 8% return yearly and it's very hard to beat that.
Remember statistics show that in the long run everyone is dead.
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tloapc   Pitcairn. Aug 20 2008 22:16. Posts 2591
89% percent of statistics are misconstrued or tilted in some way
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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thewh00sel   United States. Aug 20 2008 22:35. Posts 2735
On August 20 2008 21:16 tloapc wrote:
89% percent of poker players are misconstrued or tilted in some way
FYP
A government is the most dangerous threat to man’s rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims. - Ayn Rand
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tloapc   Pitcairn. Aug 20 2008 22:44. Posts 2591
omfg see what I mean?
thewh00sel in doin that u just totally proved my point that 94% of statistics are misconstrued or tilted in some way
thank you
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eightfourO   United States. Aug 20 2008 22:52. Posts 820
I am buying one of these...
nobody on here likes it but i dont care
sunday nights it looks like louisianna and i feel like salt in a pepper shaker.
+EL (expected longevity) to own a gun.
I am a god damn Rootin Tootin Shootin Cowboy!!
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eightfourO   United States. Aug 20 2008 22:59. Posts 820
On August 20 2008 14:00 Baal wrote:
i should really read a couple of books about jerking off to have an idea wtf i am doing. real states.
shit baal learn to spell real Estates before you try investing in it.
I am a god damn Rootin Tootin Shootin Cowboy!!
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eightfourO   United States. Aug 20 2008 23:04. Posts 820
On August 20 2008 15:28 TimDawg wrote:
this thread would actually be cool if it turned into a serious discussion about what things would be good to invest your poker winnings with
but it won't
i might invest in a thing called "container city" where they turn containers into rooms close to a university, seems quite cool
lol wtf
who would want to live in a container?
you have no idea!
there were even awesomer video somewhere of a luxury container but i cant find it(not that i really tried)/
i can't understand what any of them are saying except the narrator!!
I am a god damn Rootin Tootin Shootin Cowboy!!
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gawdawaful   Canada. Aug 20 2008 23:13. Posts 9015
owning guns are statistically and inherently -EL
Im only good at poker when I run good
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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 20 2008 23:24. Posts 34312
-el indeed, sick reverse implied odds. (owners of guns die more often in robberies than others).
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Bejamin1   Canada. Aug 20 2008 23:29. Posts 7042
On August 20 2008 22:13 gawdawaful wrote:
owning guns are statistically and inherently -EL
QFT.
Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama
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ggplz   Sweden. Aug 20 2008 23:32. Posts 16784
who cares about EL
sometimes u just gotta check/fold your life
if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN
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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 20 2008 23:36. Posts 34312
On August 20 2008 15:28 TimDawg wrote:
this thread would actually be cool if it turned into a serious discussion about what things would be good to invest your poker winnings with
but it won't
i might invest in a thing called "container city" where they turn containers into rooms close to a university, seems quite cool
lol wtf
who would want to live in a container?
you have no idea!
there were even awesomer video somewhere of a luxury container but i cant find it(not that i really tried)/
i can't understand what any of them are saying except the narrator!!
Yes thats the idea, actually the comertial area its allready built, dozens of containers piled up in different ways and stuff painted in bright colors all have stores, bars, clubs, etc... and the apartments will be next to those, in which i plan to invest some money.
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Ket   United Kingdom. Aug 20 2008 23:49. Posts 8665
On August 20 2008 01:29 Zorglub wrote:
But can you ever get a higher return than reinvesting your money in poker?
If you think poker is the most profitable thing out there..... You are seriously dead wrong.
what is more profitable than poker when your net worth is that of a typical member of this forum that would be interested in reading this thread?
i am not close to the best poker player in the world but if you give me $50k and 1 year i bet with at least 80% certainty i could turn it into $500k while exposing myself to a negligible risk of ruin. Could the best investor or businessman in the world claim this? ofcourse i get what you probably meant, that the maximum ceiling of earnability in poker is pathetically small compared to that for other investing/business (which is absolutely true), but for most of us here on this forum interested in this thread (i.e. who are at least good enough at poker to have made excess money they may consider investing), do you not think poker is far and away the most profitable investment we have right now with our typical current bankrolls?
ps, i like how schoua was responding to every post until tenbagger owned him after which his posting in the thread abruptly stopped
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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 20 2008 23:56. Posts 34312
On August 20 2008 01:29 Zorglub wrote:
But can you ever get a higher return than reinvesting your money in poker?
If you think poker is the most profitable thing out there..... You are seriously dead wrong.
what is more profitable than poker when your net worth is that of a typical member of this forum that would be interested in reading this thread?
i am not close to the best poker player in the world but if you give me $50k and 1 year i bet with at least 80% certainty i could turn it into $500k while exposing myself to a negligible risk of ruin. Could the best investor or businessman in the world claim this? ofcourse i get what you probably meant, that the maximum ceiling of earnability in poker is pathetically small compared to that for other investing/business (which is absolutely true), but for most of us here on this forum interested in this thread (i.e. who are at least good enough at poker to have made excess money they may consider investing), do you not think poker is far and away the most profitable investment we have right now with our typical current bankrolls?
ps, i like how schoua was responding to every post until tenbagger owned him after which his posting in the thread abruptly stopped
coke dealer... gg no re. ;3
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KeyleK_uk   United Kingdom. Aug 21 2008 01:44. Posts 1687
lol baal yeah but risk of ruin is >>>
poker is soooo much easier when you flop sets
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sChOuA   Switzerland. Aug 21 2008 02:06. Posts 2302
No point of taking your profits somewhere else. Enjoy it, invest it into yourself. Keeping some for future is good of course, but
buying that "avarage stock market is gone up 12% during 75 years" is rubbish.
I`d rather start my own business.
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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 21 2008 06:25. Posts 34312
the thing is we poker players dont want a bussiness, atleast not one that consumes money cuz we play poker for a living...
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Siro   Australia. Aug 21 2008 10:11. Posts 1540
On August 21 2008 05:25 Baal wrote:
the thing is we poker players dont want a bussiness, atleast not one that consumes time cuz we play poker for a living...
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Harry   United Kingdom. Aug 21 2008 10:14. Posts 513
On August 21 2008 05:25 Baal wrote:
the thing is we poker players dont want a bussiness, atleast not one that consumes money cuz we play poker for a living...
I wouldn't imagine that anyone would want a business that consumes money.
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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 21 2008 10:48. Posts 34312
lol sorry i meant time dunno wtf i was thinking
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TenBagger   United States. Aug 21 2008 11:56. Posts 2018
You say that you've worked as a client advisor for US domiciled clients for 4 years. Then I am assuming that you know about securities regulations regarding solicitation of investments in the US. I also assume that you are registered with the SEC/NASD as a licensed invesment advisor?
I worked for the Business that UBS has closed now after the Birkenfeld/Olenicoff case. Because some of our lcients profit from thethe bank secrecy we are obviously not licensed investment advisors in the US. However the growing business for the future is white money.
On August 20 2008 17:44 TenBagger wrote:
OK, I try to give people the benefit of doubt until proven otherwise but I'm gonna go ahead and say that I think this guy mattias is worthless. here is why:
Mattias talks a good game and lists the following sexy terms that may grab one's attention:
"1) For US domiciled clients:
- currency diversification
- Access to Hedge Funds that are normally blocked for US Persons
- Private Equity Investments that are not availlable on the market.
- geographical diversification
- security
- good financial network in Switzerland"
But the true intentions are evident when he lists one specific product in detail:
I took a look here and this is basically a variable insurance policy. I think I've stated this before but insurance is one of the most misunderstood financial products and there is a high degree of misrepresentation. The reason for this is two fold: insurance policies, especially variable universal life policies are often quite complex and the commissions on these products are just about the highest in the industry. This creates great incentive for the salesman or "financial professional" to push this product.
This is not to say that variable insurance contracts are bad. In fact, they are a great tool for the right situation. However, I highly doubt anyone in this forum is in that situation. Generally speaking, the client profile for this type of product is someone wealthy, 50+ in age that is concerned about estate planning and tax strategies. The fundamental benefit of a variable policy is that it allows the insured to invest a significant amount of money tax deferred. In exchange for this benefit, you give up liquidity and you pay significant fees. Bottom line is that this financial vehicle is rarely suitable for young people, even if you do have significant amount of investable assets. The fact that you mention that one option on a forum full of twenty somethings shows that suitablity is a secondary concern and that maximizing commissions comes first.
All of what you say is true. Reason why i posted is that some of you or maybe relatives might be interested. For your information since our start July 1st, 2008 we have raised so far USD 20 Mio. and none of it is under a DVA construction.
Why I did not link any investment vehicle that I like is because investing is very personal. Some may like to invest into Vietnam other prefere the Next 11 from Goldman Sachs and others again like bonds....
On August 20 2008 22:49 Ket wrote:
ps, i like how schoua was responding to every post until tenbagger owned him after which his posting in the thread abruptly stopped
Have been away from my computer since the last post, so sorry I could not answer :-)
If you have some free time, check out www.sovereignsociety.com, think is a very good homepage. If you want to have a log-in drop me a PM.
edit: @TenBagger you work also in the Financial Industry?
Mattias,
You say that you mentioned the DVA because : "Reason why i posted is that some of you or maybe relatives might be interested".
Let's be completely honest, there is one reason and one reason only that you mentioned it and that is because it generates the biggest commission for you. Of course you didn't mention no-load funds or ETFs even though they are way more suitable for most of the people on this forum because you will make no money off of it. I don't mean to be an asshole and in a way, what you did is industry standard. You want to make money and you won't make any money advising people to purchase no load funds.
But just because that is the nature of the business does not make it right. The DVA that you mentioned has a minimum 5 year lockup and if you wish to terminate it early, then you will have to pay all expenses. Those expenses are huge because it includes the fat commission that you will make on the sale. I've seen many young people purchase this type of investment and the vast overwhelming majority ends up canceling and incurring huge fees. The reason why these people purchased this investment is usually because they were mislead by their "advisor". If they truly understood the constraints on liquidity and the fees incurred by not sticking with it for 5, 10 or even 20 years in some cases, they would have never got it in the first place. Now if you really think about it, anyone advising someone to make this kind of purchase when it is not suitable for their investment objectives is no better than a scammer. It all boils down to you fucking someone over so that you can make money.
Mattias, you have two ways that you can run your business. If you are looking to do this just for the short term, then from a purely selfish standpoint, it is in your best interest to maximize your profit. Go ahead and sell variable annuities to 22 year olds that have no clue when or where they may need that money. Put people in unsuitable wrap accounts and push mutual funds with the biggest fattest load that you can find. But if you want to make a long term career out of this, my advice to you would be to think long term. This is a different era than when the 50 - 60 year old guys in your UBS office started, when they can just socialize and play some golf and people will trust them blindly and they can churn the same client over and over for 20 years without anyone noticing. We have the internet and the information age is making consumers a lot more savvy. I mean, here we are on a poker forum and you spot just got blown up. If you want to have a truly prosperous career, I believe that you need to put the needs of your client first, even if it means you make nothing on the first few transactions. Only then can you build the trust that is required and as our generation gets older and start succeeding in life, our assets will grow, and so too will your asset base. But sell a variable annutiy to a 22 year old who then suddenly realizes a year later that he needs it to buy a car or take a vacation. And when he gets hit with those termination fees and only gets back 80 or 90 cents on the dollar, then while you might've made a quick couple thousand, you've lost a client for life.
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EvilSky   Czech Republic. Aug 21 2008 12:25. Posts 8918
Yeah so build that trust and THEN fuck them over.
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MaidenFan   United States. Aug 21 2008 13:56. Posts 450
As long as we're talking about investing here's an idea:
Anyone check this out before? I think it's a super cool idea. Basically cuts out the bank and lets borrowers take out loans with a smaller interest rate while at the same time letting lenders earn a relatively high return. Not only is there a potential to earn money here but also to help people in need.
Let it roll.
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hansen   Sweden. Aug 21 2008 14:12. Posts 1964
On August 20 2008 20:00 Baal wrote:
tenbagger i want to invest halp!!!
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JYang   United States. Aug 21 2008 14:30. Posts 2669
You say that you've worked as a client advisor for US domiciled clients for 4 years. Then I am assuming that you know about securities regulations regarding solicitation of investments in the US. I also assume that you are registered with the SEC/NASD as a licensed invesment advisor?
I worked for the Business that UBS has closed now after the Birkenfeld/Olenicoff case. Because some of our lcients profit from thethe bank secrecy we are obviously not licensed investment advisors in the US. However the growing business for the future is white money.
On August 20 2008 17:44 TenBagger wrote:
OK, I try to give people the benefit of doubt until proven otherwise but I'm gonna go ahead and say that I think this guy mattias is worthless. here is why:
Mattias talks a good game and lists the following sexy terms that may grab one's attention:
"1) For US domiciled clients:
- currency diversification
- Access to Hedge Funds that are normally blocked for US Persons
- Private Equity Investments that are not availlable on the market.
- geographical diversification
- security
- good financial network in Switzerland"
But the true intentions are evident when he lists one specific product in detail:
I took a look here and this is basically a variable insurance policy. I think I've stated this before but insurance is one of the most misunderstood financial products and there is a high degree of misrepresentation. The reason for this is two fold: insurance policies, especially variable universal life policies are often quite complex and the commissions on these products are just about the highest in the industry. This creates great incentive for the salesman or "financial professional" to push this product.
This is not to say that variable insurance contracts are bad. In fact, they are a great tool for the right situation. However, I highly doubt anyone in this forum is in that situation. Generally speaking, the client profile for this type of product is someone wealthy, 50+ in age that is concerned about estate planning and tax strategies. The fundamental benefit of a variable policy is that it allows the insured to invest a significant amount of money tax deferred. In exchange for this benefit, you give up liquidity and you pay significant fees. Bottom line is that this financial vehicle is rarely suitable for young people, even if you do have significant amount of investable assets. The fact that you mention that one option on a forum full of twenty somethings shows that suitablity is a secondary concern and that maximizing commissions comes first.
All of what you say is true. Reason why i posted is that some of you or maybe relatives might be interested. For your information since our start July 1st, 2008 we have raised so far USD 20 Mio. and none of it is under a DVA construction.
Why I did not link any investment vehicle that I like is because investing is very personal. Some may like to invest into Vietnam other prefere the Next 11 from Goldman Sachs and others again like bonds....
On August 20 2008 22:49 Ket wrote:
ps, i like how schoua was responding to every post until tenbagger owned him after which his posting in the thread abruptly stopped
Have been away from my computer since the last post, so sorry I could not answer :-)
If you have some free time, check out www.sovereignsociety.com, think is a very good homepage. If you want to have a log-in drop me a PM.
edit: @TenBagger you work also in the Financial Industry?
Mattias,
You say that you mentioned the DVA because : "Reason why i posted is that some of you or maybe relatives might be interested".
Let's be completely honest, there is one reason and one reason only that you mentioned it and that is because it generates the biggest commission for you. Of course you didn't mention no-load funds or ETFs even though they are way more suitable for most of the people on this forum because you will make no money off of it. I don't mean to be an asshole and in a way, what you did is industry standard. You want to make money and you won't make any money advising people to purchase no load funds.
But just because that is the nature of the business does not make it right. The DVA that you mentioned has a minimum 5 year lockup and if you wish to terminate it early, then you will have to pay all expenses. Those expenses are huge because it includes the fat commission that you will make on the sale. I've seen many young people purchase this type of investment and the vast overwhelming majority ends up canceling and incurring huge fees. The reason why these people purchased this investment is usually because they were mislead by their "advisor". If they truly understood the constraints on liquidity and the fees incurred by not sticking with it for 5, 10 or even 20 years in some cases, they would have never got it in the first place. Now if you really think about it, anyone advising someone to make this kind of purchase when it is not suitable for their investment objectives is no better than a scammer. It all boils down to you fucking someone over so that you can make money.
Mattias, you have two ways that you can run your business. If you are looking to do this just for the short term, then from a purely selfish standpoint, it is in your best interest to maximize your profit. Go ahead and sell variable annuities to 22 year olds that have no clue when or where they may need that money. Put people in unsuitable wrap accounts and push mutual funds with the biggest fattest load that you can find. But if you want to make a long term career out of this, my advice to you would be to think long term. This is a different era than when the 50 - 60 year old guys in your UBS office started, when they can just socialize and play some golf and people will trust them blindly and they can churn the same client over and over for 20 years without anyone noticing. We have the internet and the information age is making consumers a lot more savvy. I mean, here we are on a poker forum and you spot just got blown up. If you want to have a truly prosperous career, I believe that you need to put the needs of your client first, even if it means you make nothing on the first few transactions. Only then can you build the trust that is required and as our generation gets older and start succeeding in life, our assets will grow, and so too will your asset base. But sell a variable annutiy to a 22 year old who then suddenly realizes a year later that he needs it to buy a car or take a vacation. And when he gets hit with those termination fees and only gets back 80 or 90 cents on the dollar, then while you might've made a quick couple thousand, you've lost a client for life.
k u earned my trust
wut shuld i do with my money
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ggplz   Sweden. Aug 21 2008 15:26. Posts 16784
u guys should ship t-bag some money for his advice ;D
if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN
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sChOuA   Switzerland. Aug 21 2008 17:16. Posts 2302
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gawdawaful   Canada. Aug 21 2008 17:57. Posts 9015
On August 21 2008 10:56 TenBagger wrote:
suddenly realizes a year later that he needs it to buy a car or take a vacation. And when he gets hit with those termination fees and only gets back 80 or 90 cents on the dollar, then while you might've made a quick couple thousand, you've lost a client for life.
Rounders imo; "you can sheer a sheep many times but only skin it once"
Im only good at poker when I run good
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Cray0ns   United States. Aug 21 2008 18:54. Posts 993
Again if we want to have this conversation (am I realize I'm bumping this thread by making this post) we should start a new thread without the spam in the OP.
I agree with the buy when everyone else is selling in theory but it seems like there's still a lot of market glossing going over right now and it's not like America is suddenly immune to cyclical pullback or a period of stagflation. I'm no expert, but if you're looking to take a positive equity position I'd heavily recommend some research to fully understand the recent monetary policy of the US (inflation), what's going on at this point with respect to mortgages (if we're out of the crisis), as well as current lending rates vs the recent history compared with the current market volatility (ie VIX) vs the recent past (ie the market premium offered over the risk free rate compared to the risk taken on by being exposed to that added volatility over a risk-free instrument). Of course you can always profit in any market and of course a buy and hold investor will surely profit off of a positive equity allocation long term but there's reason to at the very least investigate the issues and if you're still hellbent on blindly taking a position at least consider leveraging in.
Again I still think the OP is spam and thank Tenbagger for calling him out on it.
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Cray0ns   United States. Aug 21 2008 19:02. Posts 993
On August 20 2008 22:32 ggplz wrote:
who cares about EL
sometimes u just gotta check/fold your life
QFT.
My whole life has been one big check fold.
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TenBagger   United States. Aug 21 2008 20:08. Posts 2018
On August 21 2008 16:16 sChOuA wrote:
Tenbagger, once more it's all true what you say. Thinking about it again it was maybe wrong to post the DVA product...
All I wanted to do with this post is to show you some opportunity that might be intersting for you. I have no problem if someone wants to invest all his assets into some ETF's, because most of the mutual or hedge funds are just not able to outperform the ETF's.
And I did not mention the DVA because it generates the most income, but because I thought it might be interesting for some. As for Fees some Hedge Funds that generate 2% upfront and on top of it yearly another 1.5%. Honestly I don't know as of today how much exactly we get on a DVA.
As you do I am thinking long term and with selling the right product rather then thinking about profit's shortly you will have more success.
I must say that I'm quite impressed with the way your reaction. I put it very bluntly and you've taken my criticisms with class.
I responded harshly and people have flamed you but I understand how difficult it is to be in your position. You are judged soley on your sales numbers and the revenue that you generate and nice guys usually finish last. With all the pressure to sell, it isn't unreasonable for even decent people to push products with high commissions and put the needs of the client second
Also, I think that many people are overlooking a critical first step. There have been many threads about investing and people generally like to discuss what sectors they think will be hot or the next hot stock etc. People will often invest their money without first thinking things through and having a plan. It's kinda like just c-betting the flop without having a plan on what to do on later streets or if you get reraised, etc. The first thing everyone should be asking themselves is what they want to do in life that money will enable. What are your goals in life and how can you manage your finances to enable you to reach those goals? Do you want to buy a house or apartment? How about starting a business? You may have no idea except that you want to have the flexibility to act upon something quickly if the right opportunity comes along. There are a lot of people out there that haven't really thought this through and have no plan for their future. It might sound kinda cheesy but everyone should dig deep within and think about this for a while and come up with a plan.
The second step is to come up with a budget and manage your finances. This is the hardest part for many people. I love to spend money and I've always lived a bit above my means. But I did the math and realized that I need to save "x" amount per month to be able to have a down payment for an apartment in "x" amount of time. When you have a plan and the consequences of your spending become clear, then it becomes easier to not splurge on coke and whores for the weekend and put that money aside for more important goals.
The final step is to pick the appropriate investment vehicle for your savings. The two biggest factors in determining this is your time horizion and your tolerance for risk.
As you can see most people focus too much on the final step on where to invest and not enough on planning everything out.
Anyone check this out before? I think it's a super cool idea. Basically cuts out the bank and lets borrowers take out loans with a smaller interest rate while at the same time letting lenders earn a relatively high return. Not only is there a potential to earn money here but also to help people in need.
i put some money into the dutch version of this www.boober.nl (exact same thing) it all looks really thrustworthy but it claims really low default rates (someone not paying up) but in my 5-6 loans that i put out i already have a default within a few months... so for now im putting my investments here on hold untill i know more about what they are going to do about this guy not paying up. cause the % is very interesting but.. it all depends on the default rates you get whether its worth it.. also youll be loaning mostly to people who can't get bank loans.
about investing. i recommend a diversified basket of ETFs/mutual funds, so youll have a portfolio consisting of LARGE caps/ and some SMALL caps (i would diversify between USA/EUROPE/JAPAN), some world! real estate fund (like 10%), some BOND fund % of your portfolio equal to your age (so if your 25, 25% ) a commodity ETF 5%-10%, and some emerging market ETF/fund or BRIC ETF/fund.
whatever you do, diversify and whatever country you are in do it in a TAX EFFICIENT way. its probably different for everyone so youll just have to look into that for an afternoon.
example:
Vanguard Emerging Markets Stock Index Fund 15%
Vanguard Japan Stock Index Fund 5%
Vanguard Eurozone Stock Index Fund 20%
Vanguard U.S. 500 Stock Index Fund 20%
Vanguard Euro Government Bond Index Fund 20%
Blackrock Merryl Lynch World Mining Fund 10%
Ishares World Real Estate ex-US ETF 10%
not saying do this. just giving an example. look for the total costs of etf's/funds research shows they have to be low for you to get good returns. think 1% or lower = good. good luck everyone!
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sChOuA   Switzerland. Aug 22 2008 07:10. Posts 2302
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Babs   Australia. Aug 22 2008 07:49. Posts 1178
No one ever got rich diversifying - Jim Rogers
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake - Napolean Bonaparte
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rogier   Netherlands. Aug 22 2008 07:56. Posts 1528
On August 22 2008 06:49 Babs wrote:
No one ever got rich diversifying - Jim Rogers
but risk of ruin when putting your whole irl bankroll on 1-2 stocks is high, you can compare it to 2 buyin bankrollmanagement for HU poker. diversifying is to decrease variance
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GameOverNoob   Canada. Aug 23 2008 18:36. Posts 961
winnings lmao.
@lehgoboy
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Ket   United Kingdom. Aug 23 2008 22:29. Posts 8665
On August 22 2008 06:49 Babs wrote:
No one ever got rich diversifying - Jim Rogers
but risk of ruin when putting your whole irl bankroll on 1-2 stocks is high, you can compare it to 2 buyin bankrollmanagement for HU poker. diversifying is to decrease variance
I told Worm you can't lose what you don't put in the middle.