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The72o   Zimbabwe. Aug 19 2008 09:23. Posts 6112

http://www.fmft.net/archives/BBC_NEWS.htm

wtf is wrong with this world lol

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Royal_Rumble   Germany. Aug 19 2008 09:30. Posts 1760

omg this is sick

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

Twisted    Netherlands. Aug 19 2008 09:35. Posts 10422

Holy shit.


OneInTheStink   United States. Aug 19 2008 09:36. Posts 401

wow insane.

Wangs World 

CrownRoyal   United States. Aug 19 2008 09:42. Posts 11386

so awesome

why cant we do shit like this more often

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Harry   United Kingdom. Aug 19 2008 09:43. Posts 513


  On August 19 2008 08:42 CrownRoyal wrote:
so awesome

why cant we do shit like this more often



How about we establish a team of 12 fully grown dickheads and send them into the ring with a lion? You can be the first.


EvilSky    Czech Republic. Aug 19 2008 09:44. Posts 8918

Yeah cambodia is a pretty shitty place to live in ...


Harry   United Kingdom. Aug 19 2008 09:44. Posts 513


  On August 19 2008 08:44 EvilSky wrote:
Yeah cambodia is a pretty shitty place to live in ...



especially if you're a midget it seems.


austrian oak   Belgium. Aug 19 2008 09:48. Posts 520

finally something happened in the world that makes sense.

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CrownRoyal   United States. Aug 19 2008 09:53. Posts 11386


  On August 19 2008 08:43 Harry wrote:
Show nested quote +



How about we establish a team of 12 fully grown dickheads and send them into the ring with a lion? You can be the first.

Hey, Harry, how about we just send me in and leave the 12 useless guys out.

I'm pretty sure i'll rape that thing

WHAT IS THIS 

Cray0ns   United States. Aug 19 2008 10:00. Posts 993

sad - but could be a great moment in setting the precedence that all ridiculous statements/challenges should be binding - like when some fish challenges me heads up and then doesn't play.


znb   Hungary. Aug 19 2008 10:05. Posts 351


  On August 19 2008 08:48 austrian oak wrote:
finally something happened in the world that makes sense.



qft

I usually play NL1000, but accidentally misclicked. 

CrownRoyal   United States. Aug 19 2008 10:07. Posts 11386

how is this sad? it's awesome

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acob   United States. Aug 19 2008 10:09. Posts 123

interesting idea.. im gonna say that the midgets would probably win that fight if it really happened..


TimDawg    United States. Aug 19 2008 10:12. Posts 10197

how the fuck does the cambodian government approve of this fight to begin with

this is horrible

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball 

TimDawg    United States. Aug 19 2008 10:12. Posts 10197

that lion must've been a fucking beast too

i was pretty sure the midgets would be able to win

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball 

acob   United States. Aug 19 2008 10:13. Posts 123


  On August 19 2008 09:12 TimDawg wrote:
how the fuck does the cambodian government approve of this fight to begin with

this is horrible



uhh... they didn't.. notice how the article isn't actually hosted by the BBC


GsOne   Poland. Aug 19 2008 10:15. Posts 732

yeah, actually a lot of people would have lost their money betting on midgets if they told us beforehand.

And also, this is sick and ridiculous, how could the fucking goverment rape this guys so badly, taking 50% of the money from thickets sale? That's were the anal rape happened, and the world sees just some torn-in-parts midgets

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The72o   Zimbabwe. Aug 19 2008 10:15. Posts 6112

yeah it seems to be fake, not really sure tho

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n0rthf4ce    United States. Aug 19 2008 10:26. Posts 8119

always knew u needed at least 48 midgets and a dwarf to stand a fighting chance..

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SakiSaki    Sweden. Aug 19 2008 10:29. Posts 9687

loooooooooooool


fake but hilarious

what wackass site is this nigga?  

Ket    United Kingdom. Aug 19 2008 10:30. Posts 8665

LOL


Repusz   Hungary. Aug 19 2008 10:31. Posts 1033

one of those moments when laughing feels so wrong but so irresistable


Roman    United States. Aug 19 2008 10:38. Posts 590

the goverment let it happen in exchange for 50% of the ticket sales... vomit


lachlan   Australia. Aug 19 2008 10:48. Posts 6991

as sick as this is im sure its real, i remember reading it on google news when it happened. so random

heres the article on the Cambodian Midget Fighting League
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CMFL

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100Large   Canada. Aug 19 2008 10:57. Posts 359

humans no chance, at least give em weapons

i really want the coke and the money but ill settle for your necklace 

Fraser   Canada. Aug 19 2008 10:58. Posts 4605

lol lachlan did u read the article?


devon06atX   Canada. Aug 19 2008 10:59. Posts 5462

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[vital]Myth    United States. Aug 19 2008 11:22. Posts 12159


  On August 19 2008 09:48 lachlan wrote:
as sick as this is im sure its real, i remember reading it on google news when it happened. so random

heres the article on the Cambodian Midget Fighting League
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CMFL

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Yugless    United States. Aug 19 2008 11:38. Posts 7174

lol

Baal - look is talking hah.  

ggplz   Sweden. Aug 19 2008 12:03. Posts 16784

its physics yo

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

Sheitan   Canada. Aug 19 2008 12:17. Posts 4217

Im speechless, i dunno who's dumber, the guy who organized this shit or the stupid gnomes who tried to beat a lion... Oh well Darwinism at work i guess -_-

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt  

iron77   Poland. Aug 19 2008 12:23. Posts 75

100% fake, check print/email links, but yeah nice joke


SPEWTARD   Peru. Aug 19 2008 12:26. Posts 4307

its a holiday in cambodia (8)
i wanna play guitar hero now :$

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Daut    United States. Aug 19 2008 13:04. Posts 8955

its fake you idiots lol

but its hilarious

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Daut    United States. Aug 19 2008 13:05. Posts 8955

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NotSorry   United States. Aug 19 2008 13:22. Posts 2603

To be honest prefight I would have put money on the midgets 42 to 1 is pretty damn good odds if you ask me.

We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. 

killThemDonks   Canada. Aug 19 2008 14:02. Posts 2681

meh..close enough?


JonnyCosMo   United States. Aug 19 2008 14:06. Posts 7292


  On August 19 2008 12:04 Daut wrote:
its fake you idiots lol

but its hilarious



why do u have to ruin everything!

Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser 

Floofy   Canada. Aug 19 2008 14:09. Posts 8708

Pav Tom and amanda vs a lion. but they have gun with 1 bullet
who wins?

+ Show Spoiler +

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

killThemDonks   Canada. Aug 19 2008 14:14. Posts 2681


  On August 19 2008 13:09 Floofy wrote:
Pav Tom and amanda vs a lion. but they have gun with 1 bullet
who wins?

+ Show Spoiler +




o_O


Fraser   Canada. Aug 19 2008 14:15. Posts 4605

In floofy's highschool yearbook he was voted most likely to attempt necrophelia.


CrownRoyal   United States. Aug 19 2008 14:27. Posts 11386

LOL @ FLOOFY

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gawdawaful   Canada. Aug 19 2008 15:08. Posts 9015


  On August 19 2008 13:15 Fraser wrote:
In floofy's highschool yearbook he was voted most likely to attempt necrophelia.



after asking the next tombstone if its ok if he asked his daughter out

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Harry   United Kingdom. Aug 19 2008 16:43. Posts 513


  On August 19 2008 13:09 Floofy wrote:
Pav Tom and amanda vs a lion. but they have gun with 1 bullet
who wins?

+ Show Spoiler +




LOL what on earth


Svenman87   United States. Aug 19 2008 17:16. Posts 4636

I cant understand WHY ON EARTH FLOOFY CANT GET A GIRL :
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. If this wass real... it'd be 10x funnier, I think I'm a bad person :-

 Last edit: 19/08/2008 17:18

CrownRoyal   United States. Aug 19 2008 17:49. Posts 11386


  On August 19 2008 13:09 Floofy wrote:
Pav Tom and amanda vs a lion. but they have gun with 1 bullet
who wins?

+ Show Spoiler +




it's funnier the 2nd time LOLOLOL

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JonnyCosMo   United States. Aug 19 2008 18:25. Posts 7292


  On August 19 2008 12:04 Daut wrote:
its fake you idiots lol

but its hilarious



God I still can't believe you... I bet you go around to kindergardeners around the world telling them that Santa isn't real huh?

Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser 

lachlan   Australia. Aug 19 2008 18:39. Posts 6991


  On August 19 2008 13:09 Floofy wrote:
Pav Tom and amanda vs a lion. but they have gun with 1 bullet
who wins?

+ Show Spoiler +


WTF where did that come from hahaha

full ring 

ggplz   Sweden. Aug 19 2008 19:22. Posts 16784

floofy for president imo

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

Silver_nz   New Zealand. Aug 19 2008 19:25. Posts 5647

i lol'd at floofs story


traxamillion   United States. Aug 19 2008 22:15. Posts 10468

i don't even think it would take the lion 12 minutes lol


RS_II   United States. Aug 19 2008 22:57. Posts 748


  On August 19 2008 13:02 killThemDonks wrote:
meh..close enough?




lmfao at the tea bag at the end ahahahahahahahaha

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TimDawg    United States. Aug 19 2008 23:10. Posts 10197


  On August 19 2008 21:11 RaSZi wrote:
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Yeah i know.. too bad Helga being gangraped by 30 germans at octoberfest isn't a lie. Maybe that's why he is so bitter.

ROFL HELGA

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball 

Floofy   Canada. Aug 19 2008 23:48. Posts 8708

to clarify, tom isnt doing necrophilia in my story. he isnt even touching pav. he just blow his load on his body in digust

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

SemPeR   Canada. Aug 19 2008 23:56. Posts 2288

1 midget + distance & large gun?


chris   United States. Aug 20 2008 00:11. Posts 5511

i have trouble believing this is real........













But let us also be honest, 42 midgets vs 1 lion...that had to be something to see. The lion ____ing wins, as well. WHAT!

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collegesucks   United States. Aug 20 2008 00:21. Posts 5780

LOL im pretty fucking sure this article is a fake

edit: haha okay now i've read through the thread and... yeah lol wtf guys come on

 Last edit: 20/08/2008 00:24

Highcard   Canada. Aug 20 2008 00:36. Posts 5428


  On August 19 2008 22:48 Floofy wrote:
to clarify, tom isnt doing necrophilia in my story. he isnt even touching pav. he just blow his load on his body in digust



that clears it all up wtflmaorofl but what about your yearbook?

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

Ket    United Kingdom. Aug 20 2008 12:57. Posts 8665

pretty randomly funny floofy but there is def something badly wrong with you haha=[


Floofy   Canada. Aug 20 2008 16:41. Posts 8708

yea i know theres something wrong, for some reasons i cant get girls

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

kemo   Denmark. Aug 20 2008 16:54. Posts 573

Even when you're 42 to 1 you can still get sucked out on.. In this case an African lion.
I hope they all agreed to fight a lion. Poor midget fighters.


tloapc   Pitcairn. Aug 20 2008 22:38. Posts 2591

have to say I held off opening this thread as long as I could as the title alone made me lol
my imagination had alot more than an article in it
this part made me lol the most

"The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold,"

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. 

ggplz   Sweden. Aug 20 2008 22:49. Posts 16784

can u imagine this sick array of midgets in like medieval body armour charging visciously at the lion? holy shit

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

Cro)Deadman   Croatia. Aug 20 2008 22:52. Posts 3943

This thread had finally made me decide what I want to do with my life.

I want to be a lion.

e-z.

Metagame Purposes. 

RobbieV   Thailand. Aug 21 2008 05:25. Posts 1277

all i thought about is what a shame i wasn't there to watch it

@0_o@ 

 



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