On August 19 2008 08:42 CrownRoyal wrote:
so awesome
why cant we do shit like this more often
How about we establish a team of 12 fully grown dickheads and send them into the ring with a lion? You can be the first.
Hey, Harry, how about we just send me in and leave the 12 useless guys out.
I'm pretty sure i'll rape that thing
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Cray0ns   United States. Aug 19 2008 10:00. Posts 993
sad - but could be a great moment in setting the precedence that all ridiculous statements/challenges should be binding - like when some fish challenges me heads up and then doesn't play.
On August 19 2008 08:48 austrian oak wrote:
finally something happened in the world that makes sense.
qft
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CrownRoyal   United States. Aug 19 2008 10:07. Posts 11386
how is this sad? it's awesome
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acob   United States. Aug 19 2008 10:09. Posts 123
interesting idea.. im gonna say that the midgets would probably win that fight if it really happened..
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TimDawg   United States. Aug 19 2008 10:12. Posts 10197
how the fuck does the cambodian government approve of this fight to begin with
this is horrible
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TimDawg   United States. Aug 19 2008 10:12. Posts 10197
that lion must've been a fucking beast too
i was pretty sure the midgets would be able to win
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acob   United States. Aug 19 2008 10:13. Posts 123
On August 19 2008 09:12 TimDawg wrote:
how the fuck does the cambodian government approve of this fight to begin with
this is horrible
uhh... they didn't.. notice how the article isn't actually hosted by the BBC
yeah, actually a lot of people would have lost their money betting on midgets if they told us beforehand.
And also, this is sick and ridiculous, how could the fucking goverment rape this guys so badly, taking 50% of the money from thickets sale? That's were the anal rape happened, and the world sees just some torn-in-parts midgets
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The72o   Zimbabwe. Aug 19 2008 10:15. Posts 6112
yeah it seems to be fake, not really sure tho
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n0rthf4ce   United States. Aug 19 2008 10:26. Posts 8119
always knew u needed at least 48 midgets and a dwarf to stand a fighting chance..
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SakiSaki   Sweden. Aug 19 2008 10:29. Posts 9687
loooooooooooool
fake but hilarious
what wackass site is this nigga?
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Ket   United Kingdom. Aug 19 2008 10:30. Posts 8665
LOL
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Repusz   Hungary. Aug 19 2008 10:31. Posts 1033
one of those moments when laughing feels so wrong but so irresistable
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Roman   United States. Aug 19 2008 10:38. Posts 590
the goverment let it happen in exchange for 50% of the ticket sales... vomit
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lachlan   Australia. Aug 19 2008 10:48. Posts 6991
as sick as this is im sure its real, i remember reading it on google news when it happened. so random
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Yugless   United States. Aug 19 2008 11:38. Posts 7174
lol
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ggplz   Sweden. Aug 19 2008 12:03. Posts 16784
its physics yo
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Sheitan   Canada. Aug 19 2008 12:17. Posts 4217
Im speechless, i dunno who's dumber, the guy who organized this shit or the stupid gnomes who tried to beat a lion... Oh well Darwinism at work i guess -_-
Pav, scared of the pain, takes the gun and suicides. amanda starts running away like a pussy. Tom stays there, and fights the lion. he eventually wins by using rocks on the ground and using his mighty aura (obv), and then fucks amanda in front of the world, and cums on pav's dead body. Talentedtom, what an hero
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killThemDonks   Canada. Aug 19 2008 14:14. Posts 2681
On August 19 2008 13:09 Floofy wrote:
Pav Tom and amanda vs a lion. but they have gun with 1 bullet
who wins?
Pav, scared of the pain, takes the gun and suicides. amanda starts running away like a pussy. Tom stays there, and fights the lion. he eventually wins by using rocks on the ground and using his mighty aura (obv), and then fucks amanda in front of the world, and cums on pav's dead body. Talentedtom, what an hero
o_O
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Fraser   Canada. Aug 19 2008 14:15. Posts 4605
In floofy's highschool yearbook he was voted most likely to attempt necrophelia.
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CrownRoyal   United States. Aug 19 2008 14:27. Posts 11386
LOL @ FLOOFY
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gawdawaful   Canada. Aug 19 2008 15:08. Posts 9015
On August 19 2008 13:15 Fraser wrote:
In floofy's highschool yearbook he was voted most likely to attempt necrophelia.
after asking the next tombstone if its ok if he asked his daughter out
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Harry   United Kingdom. Aug 19 2008 16:43. Posts 513
On August 19 2008 13:09 Floofy wrote:
Pav Tom and amanda vs a lion. but they have gun with 1 bullet
who wins?
Pav, scared of the pain, takes the gun and suicides. amanda starts running away like a pussy. Tom stays there, and fights the lion. he eventually wins by using rocks on the ground and using his mighty aura (obv), and then fucks amanda in front of the world, and cums on pav's dead body. Talentedtom, what an hero
LOL what on earth
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Svenman87   United States. Aug 19 2008 17:16. Posts 4636
I cant understand WHY ON EARTH FLOOFY CANT GET A GIRL :
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. If this wass real... it'd be 10x funnier, I think I'm a bad person :-
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CrownRoyal   United States. Aug 19 2008 17:49. Posts 11386
On August 19 2008 13:09 Floofy wrote:
Pav Tom and amanda vs a lion. but they have gun with 1 bullet
who wins?
Pav, scared of the pain, takes the gun and suicides. amanda starts running away like a pussy. Tom stays there, and fights the lion. he eventually wins by using rocks on the ground and using his mighty aura (obv), and then fucks amanda in front of the world, and cums on pav's dead body. Talentedtom, what an hero
it's funnier the 2nd time LOLOLOL
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JonnyCosMo   United States. Aug 19 2008 18:25. Posts 7292
On August 19 2008 12:04 Daut wrote:
its fake you idiots lol
but its hilarious
God I still can't believe you... I bet you go around to kindergardeners around the world telling them that Santa isn't real huh?
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lachlan   Australia. Aug 19 2008 18:39. Posts 6991
On August 19 2008 13:09 Floofy wrote:
Pav Tom and amanda vs a lion. but they have gun with 1 bullet
who wins?
Pav, scared of the pain, takes the gun and suicides. amanda starts running away like a pussy. Tom stays there, and fights the lion. he eventually wins by using rocks on the ground and using his mighty aura (obv), and then fucks amanda in front of the world, and cums on pav's dead body. Talentedtom, what an hero
WTF where did that come from hahaha
full ring
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ggplz   Sweden. Aug 19 2008 19:22. Posts 16784
floofy for president imo
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Silver_nz   New Zealand. Aug 19 2008 19:25. Posts 5647
i lol'd at floofs story
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traxamillion   United States. Aug 19 2008 22:15. Posts 10468
i don't even think it would take the lion 12 minutes lol
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RS_II   United States. Aug 19 2008 22:57. Posts 748
On August 19 2008 13:02 killThemDonks wrote:
meh..close enough?
lmfao at the tea bag at the end ahahahahahahahaha
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TimDawg   United States. Aug 19 2008 23:10. Posts 10197
On August 19 2008 12:04 Daut wrote:
its fake you idiots lol
but its hilarious
God I still can't believe you... I bet you go around to kindergardeners around the world telling them that Santa isn't real huh?
Yeah i know.. too bad Helga being gangraped by 30 germans at octoberfest isn't a lie. Maybe that's why he is so bitter.
ROFL HELGA
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Floofy   Canada. Aug 19 2008 23:48. Posts 8708
to clarify, tom isnt doing necrophilia in my story. he isnt even touching pav. he just blow his load on his body in digust
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SemPeR   Canada. Aug 19 2008 23:56. Posts 2288
1 midget + distance & large gun?
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chris   United States. Aug 20 2008 00:11. Posts 5511
i have trouble believing this is real........
But let us also be honest, 42 midgets vs 1 lion...that had to be something to see. The lion ____ing wins, as well. WHAT!
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collegesucks   United States. Aug 20 2008 00:21. Posts 5780
LOL im pretty fucking sure this article is a fake
edit: haha okay now i've read through the thread and... yeah lol wtf guys come on
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Highcard   Canada. Aug 20 2008 00:36. Posts 5428
On August 19 2008 22:48 Floofy wrote:
to clarify, tom isnt doing necrophilia in my story. he isnt even touching pav. he just blow his load on his body in digust
that clears it all up wtflmaorofl but what about your yearbook?
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Ket   United Kingdom. Aug 20 2008 12:57. Posts 8665
pretty randomly funny floofy but there is def something badly wrong with you haha=[
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Floofy   Canada. Aug 20 2008 16:41. Posts 8708
yea i know theres something wrong, for some reasons i cant get girls
Even when you're 42 to 1 you can still get sucked out on.. In this case an African lion.
I hope they all agreed to fight a lion. Poor midget fighters.
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tloapc   Pitcairn. Aug 20 2008 22:38. Posts 2591
have to say I held off opening this thread as long as I could as the title alone made me lol
my imagination had alot more than an article in it
this part made me lol the most
"The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold,"
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ggplz   Sweden. Aug 20 2008 22:49. Posts 16784
can u imagine this sick array of midgets in like medieval body armour charging visciously at the lion? holy shit
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Cro)Deadman   Croatia. Aug 20 2008 22:52. Posts 3943
This thread had finally made me decide what I want to do with my life.
I want to be a lion.
e-z.
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RobbieV   Thailand. Aug 21 2008 05:25. Posts 1277
all i thought about is what a shame i wasn't there to watch it