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TianYuan    Korea (South). Aug 09 2008 08:25. Posts 6817

I'm probably not the only one who finds looking at sick handhistories to be really fun, browsing through Pooruser's or straate's handhistories is always a good time.

So I felt like I should share another complete sicko who happens to post a ton of hands; crypto super lag Gulkines.

http://www.pokerhand.nu/user/gulkines

I'll post some of my favorites from the first few pages:
http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/16413 - I remember railing this when it was played.. I think goku is bluescouse or whatever his ID is, degen extraordinaire. Don't quote me on this tho!

http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/16417 - 5bet bluffshove preflop 300 bb deep? Yes plz.
http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/21244 - As above.

http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/21503 - Float, float, weee

http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/23099 - lovely overbet

http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/20577 - Ooh snap!

There are obviously a ton more.

Also, these three hands posted by Pooruser are really sick, I don't know if there was a rail thread for this HU anywhere but I wish I could see more of their hands:
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/500817 - lol
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/500818 - lol x2
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/500836 - LOL x3

So, please share any cool hands like this you happen to have =]!

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Hm.. Off-suite socks.. 

Yaffie   United Kingdom. Aug 09 2008 08:34. Posts 672

those pokerhand.nu links didnt work for me


roflcopter   United States. Aug 09 2008 08:46. Posts 620

it took a while but they work for me

KwarK_uK: and if that was a bluff you deserved the pot for ballerness 

Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Aug 09 2008 08:53. Posts 9634

work for me too
this isnt PoorUser playing tho right?


Question   Czech Republic. Aug 09 2008 08:54. Posts 1074

This is pretty sick: http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/234774
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/61632


[vital]Myth    United States. Aug 09 2008 09:15. Posts 12159

no, not steve playing

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

[vital]Myth    United States. Aug 09 2008 09:18. Posts 12159

Submitted by : [vital]Myth

Full Tilt Poker Game #7463814949: Table Orr (deep 6) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 8:21:47 ET - 2008/08/01
Seat 1: dbones6 ($1,419)
Seat 2: kletsmajoor ($1,985)
Seat 3: Varfor_inte ($2,874)
Seat 4: pimos ($1,015)
Seat 5: Hero ($1,950)
Seat 6: variance_LOOL ($2,982)
Hero posts the small blind of $5
variance_LOOL posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #4

Holecards
Dealt to Hero TsJs
dbones6 folds
kletsmajoor folds
Varfor_inte folds
pimos raises to $35
Hero raises to $115
variance_LOOL folds
pimos calls $80

Flop (Pot : $240.00)

   2h9hQc
Hero bets $10
pimos has 15 seconds left to act
pimos calls $10

Turn (Pot : $260.00)

   2h9hQcJc
Hero bets $10
pimos adds $110
pimos folds
Uncalled bet of $10 returned to Hero
Hero mucks
Hero wins the pot ($257)

Summary
Total pot $260 | Rake $3
Board:  2h9hQcJc
Seat 1: dbones6 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: kletsmajoor didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Varfor_inte didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: pimos (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 5: Hero (small blind) collected ($257), mucked
Seat 6: variance_LOOL (big blind) folded before the Flop

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

TianYuan    Korea (South). Aug 09 2008 09:29. Posts 6817

lmao

Hm.. Off-suite socks.. 

Kilay   Netherlands. Aug 09 2008 09:30. Posts 1960

LOL, those 3 hands in the HU match that Pooruser posted are pretty funny.


[vital]Myth    United States. Aug 09 2008 09:38. Posts 12159

http://www.liquidpoker.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=482641

this entire thread

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

[vital]Myth    United States. Aug 09 2008 09:52. Posts 12159

Submitted by : Rekrul

PokerStars Game #12008195685: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/09/11 - 22:39:56 (ET)
Table 'Vela V' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Rekrul ($600 in chips)
Seat 2: r.santa ($485.95 in chips)
Seat 3: LChaney ($804.90 in chips)
Seat 4: CRAIGWESTWAY ($355.10 in chips)
Seat 5: chicagogolf ($792.85 in chips)
Seat 6: LK_Revolt ($676.05 in chips)
LK_Revolt: posts small blind $3
Rekrul : posts big blind $6

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Rekrul JsQh
r.santa: raises $6 to $12
LChaney: folds
CRAIGWESTWAY: calls $12
chicagogolf: calls $12
LK_Revolt: folds
Rekrul : calls $6

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $51.00)

   8sQsJh
Rekrul : checks
r.santa: bets $36
CRAIGWESTWAY: calls $36
chicagogolf: folds
Rekrul : raises $126 to $162
r.santa: folds
CRAIGWESTWAY: calls $126

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $411.00)

   8sQsJhKd
Rekrul : bets $426 and is all-in
CRAIGWESTWAY: calls $181.10 and is all-in

River (Pot : $773.20)

   8sQsJhKd3h

Showdown
Rekrul : shows JsQh (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
CRAIGWESTWAY: mucks hand
Rekrul collected $770.20 from pot

Summary
Total pot $773.20 | Rake $3
Board  8sQsJhKd3h
Seat 1: Rekrul (big blind) showed JsQh and won ($770.20) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 2: r.santa folded on the Flop
Seat 3: LChaney folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: CRAIGWESTWAY mucked 6c9c
Seat 5: chicagogolf (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: LK_Revolt (small blind) folded before Flop

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

[vital]Myth    United States. Aug 09 2008 09:55. Posts 12159

Submitted by : Rekrul

PokerStars Game #13682292931: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2007/12/06 - 06:52:47 (ET)
Table 'Tanina' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 4: glennbr ($1444 in chips)
Seat 5: JayBizzle8 ($4000 in chips)
Seat 6: lucapc ($819 in chips)
Seat 7: TBomber ($647 in chips)
Seat 8: Rekrul ($2444 in chips)
Seat 9: Vaga_Lion ($2010 in chips)
Rekrul : posts small blind $10
Vaga_Lion: posts big blind $20
Kaspa233: sits out

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Rekrul 3s9s
glennbr: calls $20
JayBizzle8: folds
lucapc: folds
TBomber: calls $20
Rekrul : calls $10
Vaga_Lion: checks

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $80.00)

   TsAs3d
Rekrul : bets $60
Vaga_Lion: folds
glennbr: raises $60 to $120
TBomber: calls $120
Rekrul : raises $580 to $700
glennbr: folds
TBomber: calls $507 and is all-in

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $1,454.00)

   TsAs3d4c
Goldenfaith joins the table at seat #2

River (Pot : $1,454.00)

   TsAs3d4cJh

Showdown
Rekrul : shows 3s9s (a pair of Threes)
TBomber: mucks hand
Rekrul collected $1451 from pot

Summary
Total pot $1454 | Rake $3
Board  TsAs3d4cJh
Seat 4: glennbr folded on the Flop
Seat 5: JayBizzle8 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: lucapc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: TBomber (button) mucked Ks8s
Seat 8: Rekrul (small blind) showed 3s9s and won ($1451) with a pair of Threes
Seat 9: Vaga_Lion (big blind) folded on the Flop

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

[vital]Myth    United States. Aug 09 2008 09:59. Posts 12159

Submitted by : Rekrul

PokerStars Game #14807405236: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2008/01/25 - 06:19:45 (ET)
Table 'Galene' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: JJ Okocha ($1017 in chips)
Seat 2: Pechorin ($1000 in chips)
Seat 3: mister cc ($1373.75 in chips)
Seat 4: YAOMINGMING ($1199.25 in chips)
Seat 5: zombie7 ($1015 in chips)
Seat 6: f.t.d . ($273 in chips)
Seat 7: Rekrul ($2907.75 in chips)
Seat 8: Eott63 ($1438.75 in chips)
Seat 9: sergio122 ($589 in chips)
JJ Okocha: posts small blind $5
Pechorin: posts big blind $10

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Rekrul QdAs
mister cc: folds
YAOMINGMING: folds
zombie7: raises $70 to $80
f.t.d .: folds
Rekrul : calls $80
Eott63: folds
sergio122: folds
JJ Okocha: folds
Pechorin: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $175.00)

   Ts4d9d
zombie7: bets $100
Rekrul : calls $100

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $375.00)

   Ts4d9d6s
zombie7: bets $150
Rekrul : raises $2577.75 to $2727.75 and is all-in
zombie7: calls $685 and is all-in

River (Pot : $2,045.00)

   Ts4d9d6s4c

Showdown
zombie7: shows Js3s (a pair of Fours)
Rekrul : shows QdAs (a pair of Fours - Ace kicker)
Rekrul collected $2042 from pot
zombie7 leaves the table

Summary
Total pot $2045 | Rake $3
Board  Ts4d9d6s4c
Seat 1: JJ Okocha (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Pechorin (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: mister cc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: YAOMINGMING folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: zombie7 showed Js3s and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 6: f.t.d . folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Rekrul showed QdAs and won ($2042) with a pair of Fours
Seat 8: Eott63 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: sergio122 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

Kilay   Netherlands. Aug 09 2008 10:03. Posts 1960

LOL, that last hand is great, shoving for value apparantly there with AQo


[vital]Myth    United States. Aug 09 2008 10:07. Posts 12159

Submitted by : PoorUser

PokerStars Game #8715043365: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2007/03/03 - 05:59:28 (ET)
Table 'Ingeborg' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: PoorUser ($8994 in chips)
Seat 4: route666 ($5000 in chips)
Seat 5: colson10 ($10447 in chips)
PoorUser: posts small blind $25
route666: posts big blind $50

Holecards
Dealt to PoorUser 9s9h
colson10: raises $150 to $200
PoorUser: raises $450 to $650
route666: folds
colson10: calls $450

Flop (Pot : $1350)

   QdJh6c
PoorUser: bets $850
colson10: raises $1500 to $2350
PoorUser: calls $1500

Turn (Pot : $6050)

   QdJh6cTh
PoorUser: checks
colson10: bets $7447 and is all-in
PoorUser: calls $5994 and is all-in

River (Pot : $20944)

   QdJh6cTh7d

Showdown
PoorUser: shows 9s9h (a pair of Nines)
colson10: mucks hand
PoorUser collected $18037 from pot

Summary
Total pot $18038 | Rake $1
Board  QdJh6cTh7d
Seat 1: PoorUser (small blind) showed 9s9h and won ($18037) with a pair of Nines
Seat 4: route666 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: colson10 (button) mucked 5h7h

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

[vital]Myth    United States. Aug 09 2008 10:10. Posts 12159

Submitted by : PoorUser

PokerStars Game #5544419230: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2006/07/13 - 07:27:28 (ET)
Table 'Rutllant' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: D$onDaFLoP ($6266.50 in chips)
Seat 3: PoorUser ($2443.50 in chips)
PoorUser: posts small blind $10
D$onDaFLoP: posts big blind $20

Holecards
Dealt to PoorUser 9c9d
PoorUser: raises $60 to $80
D$onDaFLoP: calls $60

Flop (Pot : $160)

   2d8d7h
PoorUser: bets $120
D$onDaFLoP: calls $120

Turn (Pot : $400)

   2d8d7h7c
PoorUser: bets $280
D$onDaFLoP: calls $280

River (Pot : $960)

   2d8d7h7c8s
PoorUser: checks
D$onDaFLoP: bets $900
PoorUser: calls $900

Showdown
D$onDaFLoP: shows JdTd (two pair, Eights and Sevens)
PoorUser: shows 9c9d (two pair, Nines and Eights)
PoorUser collected $2759 from pot

Summary
Total pot $2760 | Rake $1
Board  2d8d7h7c8s
Seat 2: D$onDaFLoP (button) (big blind) showed JdTd and lost with two pair, Eights and Sevens
Seat 3: PoorUser (small blind) showed 9c9d and won ($2759) with two pair, Nines and Eights

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

[vital]Myth    United States. Aug 09 2008 10:10. Posts 12159

Submitted by : PoorUser

PokerStars Game #5233734866: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2006/06/12 - 17:20:47 (ET)
Table 'Delphinus III' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: asho ($840 in chips)
Seat 2: HoldumGod ($2257 in chips)
Seat 3: 1thekid ($2000 in chips)
Seat 4: PoorUser ($3765 in chips)
Seat 5: dont_bother0 ($3324.80 in chips)
Seat 6: Salmn ($1980 in chips)
Seat 7: Mrs21 ($710 in chips)
Seat 8: DuyTheMaster ($1770 in chips)
Seat 9: moussavi26 ($2327 in chips)
HoldumGod: posts small blind $10
1thekid: posts big blind $20

Holecards
Dealt to PoorUser 9c9s
PoorUser: calls $20
dont_bother0: raises $100 to $120
Salmn: folds
Mrs21: folds
DuyTheMaster: calls $120
moussavi26: folds
asho: folds
HoldumGod: folds
1thekid: folds
PoorUser: calls $100

Flop (Pot : $390)

   ThQd3c
PoorUser: checks
dont_bother0: checks
DuyTheMaster: checks

Turn (Pot : $390)

   ThQd3c2d
PoorUser: bets $220
dont_bother0: calls $220
DuyTheMaster: folds

River (Pot : $830)

   ThQd3c2d4d
PoorUser: checks
dont_bother0: bets $580
PoorUser: calls $580

Showdown
dont_bother0: shows JhAd (high card Ace)
PoorUser: shows 9c9s (a pair of Nines)
PoorUser collected $1987 from pot

Summary
Total pot $1990 | Rake $3
Board  ThQd3c2d4d
Seat 1: asho (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: HoldumGod (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: 1thekid (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: PoorUser showed 9c9s and won ($1987) with a pair of Nines
Seat 5: dont_bother0 showed JhAd and lost with high card Ace
Seat 6: Salmn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Mrs21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: DuyTheMaster folded on the Turn
Seat 9: moussavi26 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

Kilay   Netherlands. Aug 09 2008 10:14. Posts 1960

Wow those hands from PoorUser are absolutely sick, especially the first 2... I'm like how can you even consider calling that like ever...


[vital]Myth    United States. Aug 09 2008 10:14. Posts 12159

Submitted by : thorladen

PokerStars Game #19458566518: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2008/08/08 - 13:36:51 (ET)
Table 'Alkaid IV' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 4: xbof ($850.05 in chips)
Seat 5: ADZ124 ($14222.95 in chips)
Seat 6: thorladen ($5498 in chips)
Seat 8: ahh_snap ($16059 in chips)
thorladen : posts small blind $25
ahh_snap: posts big blind $50

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to thorladen 7c7s
xbof: folds
ADZ124: folds
thorladen : raises $100 to $150
ahh_snap: calls $100

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $300.00)

   3d4h5s
thorladen : bets $250
ahh_snap: raises $450 to $700
thorladen : calls $450

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $1,700.00)

   3d4h5s3h
thorladen : checks
ahh_snap: bets $1125
thorladen : calls $1125

River (Pot : $3,950.00)

   3d4h5s3hTs
thorladen : checks
ahh_snap: bets $3525
BETlehem333 joins the table at seat #7
thorladen : calls $3523 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($2) returned to ahh_snap

Showdown
ahh_snap: shows 8c7h (a pair of Threes)
thorladen : shows 7c7s (two pair, Sevens and Threes)
thorladen collected $10994 from pot

Summary
Total pot $10996 | Rake $2
Board  3d4h5s3hTs
Seat 4: xbof folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ADZ124 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: thorladen (small blind) showed 7c7s and won ($10994) with two pair, Sevens and Threes
Seat 8: ahh_snap (big blind) showed 8c7h and lost with a pair of Threes

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

The72o   Zimbabwe. Aug 09 2008 10:53. Posts 6112

just look for pooruser/straate/thor/rek in hands section

A Hard Way to Make an Easy Living 

sOah   United Kingdom. Aug 09 2008 12:05. Posts 4527

I'm up money on Gulkines HU

/brag

not all who wander are lost 

F4Zi   United Kingdom. Aug 09 2008 13:54. Posts 3462

Submitted by : F4Zi

Full Tilt Poker Game #2857399659: Table Cash (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:40:22 ET - 2007/07/05
Seat 1: F4Zi ($156.70)
Seat 2: grimmerlori ($155.40)
grimmerlori posts the small blind of $0.50
F4Zi posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #2

Holecards
Dealt to F4Zi 5c4c
grimmerlori raises to $3
F4Zi raises to $9
grimmerlori calls $6

Flop (Pot : $18.00)

   ThAd9d
F4Zi bets $18
grimmerlori has 15 seconds left to act
grimmerlori calls $18

Turn (Pot : $54.00)

   ThAd9d5s
F4Zi checks
grimmerlori bets $26
F4Zi has 15 seconds left to act
F4Zi calls $26

River (Pot : $106.00)

   ThAd9d5s6h
F4Zi checks
grimmerlori bets $102.40, and is all in
F4Zi calls $102.40

Showdown
grimmerlori shows QsJd Ace Queen high
F4Zi shows 5c4c a pair of Fives
F4Zi wins the pot ($310.30) with a pair of Fives
grimmerlori is sitting out

Summary
Total pot $310.80 | Rake $0.50
Board:  ThAd9d5s6h
Seat 1: F4Zi (big blind) showed 5c4c and won ($310.30) with a pair of Fives
Seat 2: grimmerlori (small blind) showed QsJd and lost with Ace Queen high



guess this is my favourite only 0.5/1 thou

My girlfriend started blowing me and then she stopped, I went on tilt and donkey punched her.Last edit: 09/08/2008 13:55

djforever   Canada. Aug 09 2008 20:53. Posts 1510

Submitted by : djforever

PokerStars Game #18480686054: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/06/30 - 05:39:01 (ET)
Table 'Capricorn' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: toomanydonks ($616.50 in chips)
Seat 2: djforever ($487 in chips)
djforever : posts small blind $2
toomanydonks: posts big blind $4

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to djforever 8d9d
djforever : raises $8 to $12
toomanydonks: raises $8 to $20
djforever : calls $8

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $40.00)

   7sJd5c
toomanydonks: checks
djforever : bets $32
toomanydonks: calls $32

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $104.00)

   7sJd5cTd
toomanydonks: checks
djforever : bets $72
toomanydonks: calls $72

River (Pot : $248.00)

   7sJd5cTdQd
toomanydonks: bets $220
djforever : raises $143 to $363 and is all-in
toomanydonks: calls $143

Showdown
djforever : shows 8d9d (a straight flush, Eight to Queen)
toomanydonks: shows AdKd (a Royal Flush)
toomanydonks collected $973.50 from pot

Summary
Total pot $974 | Rake $0.50
Board  7sJd5cTdQd
Seat 1: toomanydonks (big blind) showed AdKd and won ($973.50) with a Royal Flush
Seat 2: djforever (button) (small blind) showed 8d9d and lost with a straight flush, Eight to Queen



still waiting for my bad beat jackpot money on this one.


jase   Australia. Aug 09 2008 21:00. Posts 1604

Submitted by : jase

PokerStars Game #19374003784: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/08/05 - 05:35:54 (ET)
Table 'Tamara' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: NickWharris ($52.25 in chips)
Seat 3: xghjase ($101.10 in chips)
Seat 4: jimdanner ($90.10 in chips)
Seat 5: bondjazz ($67.45 in chips)
Seat 6: BrnngLeaves ($50.90 in chips)
jimdanner: posts small blind $0.25
bondjazz: posts big blind $0.50

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to xghjase AcQs
BrnngLeaves: folds
NickWharris: folds
xghjase : raises $1.50 to $2
jimdanner: folds
bondjazz: calls $1.50

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $4.25)

   3s6d4s
bondjazz: bets $3
xghjase : calls $3

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $10.25)

   3s6d4s3h
bondjazz: bets $6
xghjase : calls $6

River (Pot : $22.25)

   3s6d4s3h8d
bondjazz: bets $12
xghjase : calls $12

Showdown
bondjazz: shows 7sAs (a pair of Threes)
xghjase : shows AcQs (a pair of Threes - Ace+Queen kicker)
xghjase collected $44.25 from pot

Summary
Total pot $46.25 | Rake $2
Board  3s6d4s3h8d
Seat 2: NickWharris folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: xghjase (button) showed AcQs and won ($44.25) with a pair of Threes
Seat 4: jimdanner (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: bondjazz (big blind) showed 7sAs and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 6: BrnngLeaves folded before Flop (didn't bet)


excuse the microstakes


TianYuan    Korea (South). Aug 09 2008 22:32. Posts 6817

Submitted by : n0rthf4ce

Full Tilt Poker Game #7544274500: Table Blue Sky - $500/$1000 - $30,000 Cap No Limit Hold'em - 2:48:18 ET - 2008/08/07
Seat 5: jimmie23 ($216,939.25)
Seat 6: OnTheRize ($29,535.75)
jimmie23 posts the small blind of $500
OnTheRize posts the big blind of $1,000
The button is in seat #5

Holecards(Odds)
jimmie23 raises to $2,000
OnTheRize raises to $6,000
jimmie23 calls $4,000

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $12,000.00)

   6s5s5d
OnTheRize has 15 seconds left to act
OnTheRize bets $6,777
jimmie23 raises to $24,000, and is capped
OnTheRize has 15 seconds left to act
OnTheRize has requested TIME
jimmie23: haw haw haw
jimmie23: on the guys
jimmie23: on the pies
OnTheRize: flush draw?
jimmie23: between the thighs
OnTheRize: dam
OnTheRize: i feel K high is good
jimmie23: gosh dawn
jimmie23: you got kj?
OnTheRize: no?
OnTheRize: yup
jimmie23: hmmm
jimmie23: im not a live pro
jimmie23: so im torn
jimmie23: about what i should say
jimmie23: to get the right
jimmie23: reaction
OnTheRize calls $16,758.75, and is all in
jimmie23 shows 7h8h
OnTheRize shows KcJc
Uncalled bet of $464.25 returned to jimmie23

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $59,071.50)

   6s5s5dJd

River (Pot : $59,071.50)

   6s5s5dJdTc
jimmie23 shows a pair of Fives
OnTheRize shows two pair, Jacks and Fives
OnTheRize wins the pot ($59,071) with two pair, Jacks and Fives

Summary
Total pot $59,071.50 | Rake $0.50
Board:  6s5s5dJdTc
Seat 5: jimmie23 (small blind) showed 7h8h and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 6: OnTheRize (big blind) showed KcJc and won ($59,071) with two pair, Jacks and Fives



Chat makes it all the better

Hm.. Off-suite socks.. 

TianYuan    Korea (South). Aug 09 2008 22:35. Posts 6817

Submitted by : n0rthf4ce

Full Tilt Poker Game #7531857636: Table Barn (deep 6) - $200/$400 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 8:14:32 ET - 2008/08/06
Seat 1: SteveSung ($61,544.50)
Seat 2: durrrr ($184,632)
durrrr posts the small blind of $200
SteveSung posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #2

Holecards(Odds)
durrrr raises to $1,200
SteveSung raises to $3,600
durrrr raises to $10,800
SteveSung has 15 seconds left to act
SteveSung calls $7,200

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $21,600.00)

   7h7dQs
SteveSung checks
durrrr has 15 seconds left to act
durrrr checks

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $21,600.00)

   7h7dQs8d
SteveSung checks
durrrr has 15 seconds left to act
durrrr bets $12,800
SteveSung has 15 seconds left to act
SteveSung calls $12,800

River (Pot : $47,200.00)

   7h7dQs8dAc
SteveSung checks
durrrr has 15 seconds left to act
durrrr bets $47,200
SteveSung has 15 seconds left to act
SteveSung has requested TIME
SteveSung calls $37,944.50, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $9,255.50 returned to durrrr

Showdown
durrrr shows KsAsThJh two pair, Aces and Sevens
SteveSung mucks
durrrr wins the pot ($123,088.50) with two pair, Aces and Sevens
SteveSung is sitting out

Summary
Total pot $123,089 | Rake $0.50
Board:  7h7dQs8dAc
Seat 1: SteveSung (big blind) mucked
Seat 2: durrrr (small blind) collected ($123,088.50)




http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/17908

http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/17742 I know this one isn't that special, but I think it's hilarious to see how lightly he gets called down sometimes.

http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/17700 .. Queen hi? Srsly?

http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/17694 I can just sense the tilt oozing out of his river shove. Been there, done that. Although for significantly less money.

Probably comes from hands like this: http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/17275

http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/17693
http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/17356

http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/16980 oops =)

Hm.. Off-suite socks..Last edit: 09/08/2008 22:58

Twisted    Netherlands. Aug 10 2008 11:05. Posts 10422

I find hands like these hilarious:

Submitted by : Twisted

GAME #1111855891: Texas Hold'em NL $3.00/$6.00 2008-08-10 17:20:10
Table Pescara
Seat 1: GoMuckFish ($720.00 in chips) DEALER
Seat 5: ThenCameTheShot ($1,262.20 in chips)
Seat 6: brothermouzone ($629.55 in chips)
Seat 10: Hero ($496.75 in chips)
ThenCameTheShot: Post SB $3.00
brothermouzone: Post BB $6.00

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero KsQs
Dealt to ThenCameTheShot TcTh
Hero : Call $6.00
GoMuckFish: Fold
ThenCameTheShot: Raise (NF) $36.00
brothermouzone: Fold
Hero : Call $30.00

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $45.00)

   Jh5d3s
ThenCameTheShot: Bet $60.00
Hero : Call $60.00

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $165.00)

   Jh5d3s5c
ThenCameTheShot: Check
Hero : Bet $198.00
ThenCameTheShot: Raise (NF) $1,166.20
Hero : Allin $202.75

River (Pot : $565.75)

   Jh5d3s5cAd

Summary
Total pot $1,762.95 Rake $2.00
ThenCameTheShot: wins $1,762.95



Submitted by : Twisted

GAME #1111836102: Texas Hold'em NL $3.00/$6.00 2008-08-10 17:06:01
Table Pescara
Seat 1: GoMuckFish ($618.00 in chips)
Seat 3: No2Outers ($674.70 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero ($715.50 in chips)
Seat 6: brothermouzone ($569.10 in chips)
Seat 8: pygoc3ntrus ($629.10 in chips) DEALER
Seat 10: ATC0741 ($1,380.47 in chips)
ATC0741: Post SB $3.00
GoMuckFish: Post BB $6.00

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero AhTc
Dealt to ATC0741 7sAs
No2Outers: Fold
Hero : Raise (NF) $18.00
brothermouzone: Fold
pygoc3ntrus: Call $18.00
ATC0741: Call $15.00
GoMuckFish: Fold

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $42.00)

   AdTsTh
ATC0741: Check
Hero : Bet $48.00
pygoc3ntrus: Fold
ATC0741: Call $48.00

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $138.00)

   AdTsTh3d
ATC0741: Check
Hero : Bet $142.00
ATC0741: Call $142.00

River (Pot : $422.00)

   AdTsTh3dKc
ATC0741: Check
Hero : Bet $507.50
ATC0741: Call $507.50

Summary
Total pot $1,452.00 Rake $3.00
Hero : wins $1,452.00


Ket    United Kingdom. Aug 10 2008 11:42. Posts 8665

gulkines is a living legend, is he still around?? i need to get back on crypto network/euro sites


TianYuan    Korea (South). Aug 10 2008 11:51. Posts 6817

Last hand he posted was June 19th, maybe he's playing somewhere else now.

Hm.. Off-suite socks.. 

sTrAtO   Mexico. Aug 10 2008 16:57. Posts 5882

limit the hand section to really good hands? jase, thats the most standard hand ive ever seen

-Karla:Mira, tu película! -Yo: cuál? -Karla: Big Fish! jaja 

killThemDonks   Canada. Aug 10 2008 17:19. Posts 2681

a bigger donkey than me

Submitted by : killThemDonks

***** Hand History for Game 7268122496 *****
$25 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, August 02, 20:34:41 ET 2008
Table Table 164303 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 6: ble001 ( $71.44 USD )
Seat 3: Hero ( $25 USD )
Seat 1: Benno1312 ( $59.14 USD )
Seat 4: reflex86 ( $49.99 USD )
Seat 5: NattyAceHole ( $43.93 USD )
reflex86 posts small blind [$0.10 USD].
NattyAceHole posts big blind [$0.25 USD].

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero 5c6c
ble001 folds
Benno1312 raises [$1 USD]
Hero raises [$3.50 USD]
reflex86 folds
NattyAceHole folds
Benno1312 calls [$2.50 USD]

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $7.35)

   7s5h9s
Benno1312 checks
Hero bets [$5 USD]
Benno1312 calls [$5 USD]

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $17.35)

   7s5h9s2c
Benno1312 bets [$5.50 USD]
doc_sanchez has joined the table.
Hero is all-In [$16.50 USD]
Benno1312 calls [$11 USD]

River (Pot : $50.35)

   7s5h9s2cTd
Benno1312 shows QcAs high card Ace.
Hero shows 5c6c a pair of Fives .
Hero wins $48.35 USD from the main pot with a pair of Fives .


TianYuan    Korea (South). Aug 11 2008 11:38. Posts 6817

Submitted by : nolan

PokerStars Game #19411974545: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/08/06 - 17:04:45 (ET)
Table 'Hanko IV' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Hero ($701.50 in chips)
Seat 2: paronoid ($823 in chips)
Hero : posts small blind $2
paronoid: posts big blind $4

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero 7s4s
Hero : raises $8 to $12
paronoid: calls $8

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $24.00)

   5s5c2h
paronoid: checks
Hero : bets $16
paronoid: calls $16

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $56.00)

   5s5c2h3s
paronoid: checks
Hero : bets $44
paronoid: calls $44

River (Pot : $144.00)

   5s5c2h3sJc
paronoid: checks
Hero : bets $124
paronoid said, "o rly?"
paronoid: calls $124

Showdown
Hero : shows 7s4s (a pair of Fives)
paronoid: shows KhTs (a pair of Fives - King kicker)
paronoid collected $391.50 from pot

Summary
Total pot $392 | Rake $0.50
Board  5s5c2h3sJc
Seat 1: Hero (button) (small blind) showed 7s4s and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 2: paronoid (big blind) showed KhTs and won ($391.50) with a pair of Fives

Hm.. Off-suite socks.. 

kimseongchan   United States. Aug 11 2008 11:46. Posts 2089

paronoid said, "o rly?"

ahaha


locoo   Peru. Aug 11 2008 11:55. Posts 4566

Submitted by : locoo

PokerStars Game #13804489159: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/12/11 - 22:20:36 (ET)
Table 'Sadeya II' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: chas2148 ($41.45 in chips)
Seat 3: CraigsMagic ($43.95 in chips)
Seat 4: pedro41 ($46.60 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero ($35.15 in chips)
Seat 6: liter o cola ($26.30 in chips)
Seat 7: hongzhong ($6.25 in chips)
Seat 8: GoodLuckKing ($56.55 in chips)
Seat 9: Str8tFlussh ($43.95 in chips)
Hero : posts small blind $0.25
liter o cola: posts big blind $0.50
PiS.cake2023: sits out

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero QhJc
hongzhong: folds
GoodLuckKing: folds
Str8tFlussh: folds
chas2148: folds
CraigsMagic: folds
pedro41: folds
Hero : raises $1.50 to $2
liter o cola: calls $1.50

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $4.00)

   7c4d2c
Hero : bets $2.80
liter o cola: calls $2.80

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $9.60)

   7c4d2cAs
Hero : bets $7
liter o cola: calls $7

River (Pot : $23.60)

   7c4d2cAsKh
Hero : checks
liter o cola: bets $14.50 and is all-in
Hero : calls $14.50

Showdown
liter o cola: shows 5c6c (high card Ace)
Hero : shows QhJc (high card Ace - King+Queen kicker)
Hero collected $50.05 from pot

Summary
Total pot $52.60 | Rake $2.55
Board  7c4d2cAsKh
Seat 1: chas2148 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: CraigsMagic folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: pedro41 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Hero (small blind) showed QhJc and won ($50.05) with high card Ace
Seat 6: liter o cola (big blind) showed 5c6c and lost with high card Ace
Seat 7: hongzhong folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: GoodLuckKing folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Str8tFlussh folded before Flop (didn't bet)



still my favourite

bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte 

PoorUser    United States. Aug 11 2008 12:02. Posts 7472

this one was cool

Submitted by : PoorUser

PokerStars Game #18164566385: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2008/06/15 - 20:54:56 (ET)
Table 'Harmonia IV' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: messier111 ($904 in chips)
Seat 2: PoorUser ($4049.50 in chips)
PoorUser : posts small blind $5
messier111: posts big blind $10

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to PoorUser Kd5s
PoorUser : raises $30 to $40
messier111: calls $30

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $80.00)

   9sAd6c
messier111: bets $50
PoorUser : raises $110 to $160
messier111: calls $110

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $400.00)

   9sAd6cJd
messier111: checks
PoorUser : bets $240
messier111: raises $464 to $704 and is all-in
PoorUser : calls $464

River (Pot : $1,808.00)

   9sAd6cJdJc

Showdown
messier111: shows 8sTs (a pair of Jacks)
PoorUser : shows Kd5s (a pair of Jacks - Ace+King kicker)
PoorUser collected $1807.50 from pot

Summary
Total pot $1808 | Rake $0.50
Board  9sAd6cJdJc
Seat 1: messier111 (big blind) showed 8sTs and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: PoorUser (button) (small blind) showed Kd5s and won ($1807.50) with a pair of Jacks

Gambler Emeritus 

MezmerizePLZ    United States. Aug 11 2008 12:47. Posts 2598

the old HOTW hands were pretty awesome


T8Suited   Canada. Aug 11 2008 13:13. Posts 1276

Submitted by : T8Suited

PokerStars Game #17699601113: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/05/26 - 07:36:19 (ET)
Table 'Enterprise' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: BBQSquirrel ($152.25 in chips)
Seat 2: DONKEYLUVIN ($194.75 in chips)
Seat 3: StArCuE ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 4: dumbo2000 ($17.55 in chips)
Seat 5: jacqu407 ($162 in chips)
Seat 6: Tha-MoHustle ($62.60 in chips)
dumbo2000: posts small blind $0.50
jacqu407: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to BBQSquirrel Kd6d
Tha-MoHustle: folds
BBQSquirrel : raises $3 to $4
DONKEYLUVIN: folds
StArCuE: calls $4
dumbo2000: folds
jacqu407: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $9.50)

   4dTc9c
BBQSquirrel : bets $7
StArCuE: calls $7

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $23.50)

   4dTc9cAs
BBQSquirrel : bets $15
StArCuE: calls $15

River (Pot : $53.50)

   4dTc9cAs3h
BBQSquirrel : checks
StArCuE: bets $33
BBQSquirrel : calls $33

Showdown
StArCuE: shows 6c5c (high card Ace)
BBQSquirrel : shows Kd6d (high card Ace - King kicker)
BBQSquirrel collected $116.50 from pot

Summary
Total pot $119.50 | Rake $3
Board  4dTc9cAs3h
Seat 1: BBQSquirrel showed Kd6d and won ($116.50) with high card Ace
Seat 2: DONKEYLUVIN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: StArCuE (button) showed 6c5c and lost with high card Ace
Seat 4: dumbo2000 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: jacqu407 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Tha-MoHustle folded before Flop (didn't bet)


TianYuan    Korea (South). Sep 23 2008 18:12. Posts 6817

Holy shit@ this hand. I think it's worth a bump.
Submitted by : lachlan

PokerStars Game #20603603611: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2008/09/22 10:16:42 ET
Table 'Cloanthus' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: TheCleaner11 ($9197 in chips)
Seat 2: Deldar182 ($11010 in chips)
Seat 3: PiS.ToTo ($7328.50 in chips)
Seat 4: samh133 ($9466 in chips)
Seat 6: p3achy_keen ($6189 in chips)
p3achy_keen: posts small blind $25
TheCleaner11: posts big blind $50

Holecards
Dealt to Hero 2c7d
Deldar182: folds
PiS.ToTo: raises $100 to $150
samh133: folds
p3achy_keen: calls $125
TheCleaner11: raises $500 to $650
PiS.ToTo: raises $850 to $1500
p3achy_keen: folds
TheCleaner11: raises $900 to $2400
PiS.ToTo: calls $900

Flop (Pot : $4,950.00)

   Ac4h3d
langer_rol joins the table at seat #5
langer_rol is sitting out
TheCleaner11: bets $1350
PiS.ToTo: raises $1600 to $2950
TheCleaner11: raises $3847 to $6797 and is all-in
PiS.ToTo: folds
Uncalled bet ($3847) returned to TheCleaner11
TheCleaner11 collected $10848 from pot
TheCleaner11: shows 7cKd (high card Ace)

Summary
Total pot $10850 | Rake $2
Board  Ac4h3d
Seat 1: TheCleaner11 (big blind) collected ($10848)
Seat 2: Deldar182 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: PiS.ToTo folded on the Flop
Seat 4: samh133 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: p3achy_keen (small blind) folded before Flop


Hm.. Off-suite socks.. 

Baalim   Mexico. Sep 23 2008 18:25. Posts 34312

what makes it even better is that it was against ToTo rofl

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

Roald   Tuvalu. Sep 23 2008 18:42. Posts 2683

I saw this sick hand where elky called a shove pf with 7 high and it held up. Can't find the hh right now though

drugs, animals, children are welcome -Xavier 

Maynard!   United States. Sep 23 2008 18:56. Posts 4453

Isn't PS.ToTo a small stakes player?

Now I really am a busto. Thanks FTP.Last edit: 23/09/2008 18:57

casinocasino   Canada. Sep 23 2008 20:02. Posts 3347

Submitted by : casinocasino

PokerStars Game #15956007886: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2008/03/13 - 17:47:45 (ET)
Table 'Dejopeja' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: acidca ($1828 in chips)
Seat 2: panda112 ($2424.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Bedard ($1072 in chips)
Seat 4: casinocasino ($1000 in chips)
Seat 5: King_Nine ($1009 in chips)
Seat 6: redargoe ($2439 in chips)
redargoe: posts small blind $5
acidca: posts big blind $10

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to casinocasino 5s8s
panda112: folds
Bedard: folds
casinocasino : raises $30 to $40
King_Nine: calls $40
redargoe: folds
acidca: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $95.00)

   4c5d3d
casinocasino : bets $67
King_Nine: raises $173 to $240
casinocasino : calls $173

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $575.00)

   4c5d3dQh
casinocasino : bets $234
King_Nine: calls $234

River (Pot : $1,043.00)

   4c5d3dQh2c
casinocasino : checks
King_Nine: bets $495 and is all-in
casinocasino : calls $486 and is all-in

Showdown
King_Nine: shows 7d8d (high card Queen)
casinocasino : shows 5s8s (a pair of Fives)
casinocasino collected $2012 from pot

Summary
Total pot $2015 | Rake $3
Board  4c5d3dQh2c
Seat 1: acidca (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: panda112 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Bedard folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: casinocasino showed 5s8s and won ($2012) with a pair of Fives
Seat 5: King_Nine (button) showed 7d8d and lost with high card Queen
Seat 6: redargoe (small blind) folded before Flop


casinocasino   Canada. Sep 23 2008 20:05. Posts 3347

Submitted by : casinocasino

PokerStars Game #14080674462: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2007/12/24 - 22:17:58 (ET)
Table 'Sagitta III' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Islandram ($2000 in chips)
Seat 2: casinocasino ($2185 in chips)
Seat 3: armageddon99 ($2034.95 in chips)
Seat 4: preposterous ($2442.10 in chips)
Seat 5: RINALDO_1976 ($2575 in chips)
Seat 6: HoldmMaster1 ($2418 in chips)
armageddon99: posts small blind $10
preposterous: posts big blind $20

Holecards
Dealt to casinocasino 7d3d
RINALDO_1976: folds
HoldmMaster1: folds
Islandram: raises $60 to $80
casinocasino : folds
armageddon99: folds
preposterous: raises $180 to $260
Islandram: calls $180

Flop (Pot : $530.00)

   3c9dJs
preposterous: bets $340
Islandram: raises $340 to $680
preposterous: calls $340

Turn (Pot : $1,890.00)

   3c9dJsKc
preposterous: checks
Islandram: bets $660
preposterous: raises $842.10 to $1502.10 and is all-in
preposterous said, "it's only 400"
Islandram: folds
preposterous collected $3207 from pot
preposterous: shows 7s8c (high card King)

Summary
Total pot $3210 | Rake $3
Board  3c9dJsKc
Seat 1: Islandram folded on the Turn
Seat 2: casinocasino (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: armageddon99 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: preposterous (big blind) collected ($3207)
Seat 5: RINALDO_1976 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: HoldmMaster1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Baalim   Mexico. Sep 23 2008 20:17. Posts 34312

rofl

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

CirCa   Canada. Sep 23 2008 20:23. Posts 1249

.

 Last edit: 24/09/2008 11:28

Feiticeira   United Kingdom. Sep 23 2008 20:31. Posts 3047


  On September 23 2008 19:23 CirCa wrote:
bad beat hand



ban.

The weird thing is I think McCain will win this. Im 100% certain Obama wont be elected and you guys can mark my words - Sheitan 

MezmerizePLZ    United States. Sep 23 2008 21:34. Posts 2598

Submitted by : MezmerizePLZ

PokerStars Game #14053521746: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2007/12/23 - 16:53:13 (ET)
Table 'Hildburg' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Hero ($5489.50 in chips)
Seat 2: akabigcrab ($6058.60 in chips)
Seat 3: burt0n23 ($805 in chips)
Seat 4: AceSpades11 ($6989 in chips)
Seat 5: DuyTheMaster ($4925 in chips)
Seat 6: LURPED ($5625 in chips)
Seat 8: ayellowvette ($7496.50 in chips)
Seat 9: ipokeder ($5297 in chips)
PeterBe will be allowed to play after the button
ayellowvette: posts small blind $25
ipokeder: posts big blind $50

Holecards
Dealt to Hero QdAh
Hero : calls $50
akabigcrab: calls $50
burt0n23: folds
AceSpades11: folds
DuyTheMaster: raises $300 to $350
LURPED: folds
ayellowvette: folds
ipokeder: folds
ipokeder said, "hey anyone wanna fliip?"
Hero : calls $300
akabigcrab: calls $300

Flop (Pot : $1,125.00)

   Qs7h7c
Hero : checks
akabigcrab: bets $500
DuyTheMaster: raises $1000 to $1500
Hero : calls $1500
akabigcrab: folds

Turn (Pot : $4,625.00)

   Qs7h7c8d
Hero : checks
DuyTheMaster: checks

River (Pot : $4,625.00)

   Qs7h7c8d5s
Hero : checks
DuyTheMaster: bets $1450
Hero : raises $2189.50 to $3639.50 and is all-in
PeterBe said, "im stuck, ill flip"
PeterBe said, "how much?"
ipokeder said, "2k good?"
PeterBe said, "hm how we do it "
ipokeder said, "go to a 9-max 2000NL table"
DuyTheMaster: folds
Hero collected $7522 from pot
Hero : doesn't show hand

Summary
Total pot $7525 | Rake $3
Board  Qs7h7c8d5s
Seat 1: Hero collected ($7522)
Seat 2: akabigcrab folded on the Flop
Seat 3: burt0n23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: AceSpades11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: DuyTheMaster folded on the River
Seat 6: LURPED (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: ayellowvette (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: ipokeder (big blind) folded before Flop



The river is a bluff and he folded KK or AA im very sure


F4Zi   United Kingdom. Sep 23 2008 21:35. Posts 3462

Submitted by : F4Zi

Full Tilt Poker Game #8193867795: Table Eve (deep 6) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:03:05 ET - 2008/09/23
Seat 1: yougwon ($2,360.50)
Seat 2: IhaveSeizure ($3,014)
Seat 3: F4Zi ($2,463)
Seat 4: PayOffWizard80 ($4,186)
Seat 5: TheLeakyFaucet ($1,352)
Seat 6: wysd ($2,000)
TheLeakyFaucet posts the small blind of $5
wysd posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #4

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to F4Zi 6sTs
yougwon folds
IhaveSeizure folds
F4Zi raises to $20
PayOffWizard80 has 15 seconds left to act
PayOffWizard80 folds
TheLeakyFaucet has 15 seconds left to act
TheLeakyFaucet folds
wysd raises to $90
F4Zi raises to $222
wysd has 15 seconds left to act
wysd raises to $490
F4Zi raises to $2,463, and is all in
wysd calls $1,510, and is all in
F4Zi shows 6sTs
wysd shows QdQh
Uncalled bet of $463 returned to F4Zi

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $4,005.00)

   9cKd3h

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $4,005.00)

   9cKd3h2s

River (Pot : $4,005.00)

   9cKd3h2s2d
F4Zi shows a pair of Twos
wysd shows two pair, Queens and Twos
wysd wins the pot ($4,002) with two pair, Queens and Twos
F4Zi adds $537

Summary
Total pot $4,005 | Rake $3
Board:  9cKd3h2s2d
Seat 1: yougwon didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: IhaveSeizure didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: F4Zi showed 6sTs and lost with a pair of Twos
Seat 4: PayOffWizard80 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: TheLeakyFaucet (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: wysd (big blind) showed QdQh and won ($4,002) with two pair, Queens and Twos

My girlfriend started blowing me and then she stopped, I went on tilt and donkey punched her. 

CirCa   Canada. Sep 23 2008 22:01. Posts 1249


  On September 23 2008 19:31 Feiticeira wrote:
Show nested quote +



ban.


do you see the guys name?


Feiticeira   United Kingdom. Sep 23 2008 22:03. Posts 3047

the fact that the mega donk station villain is called 'monster call' doesn't make it a crazy hand.

The weird thing is I think McCain will win this. Im 100% certain Obama wont be elected and you guys can mark my words - Sheitan 

CirCa   Canada. Sep 23 2008 22:06. Posts 1249


  On September 23 2008 21:03 Feiticeira wrote:
the fact that the mega donk station villain is called 'monster call' doesn't make it a crazy hand.



fuck u then i think its amazing


hawking   United States. Sep 23 2008 22:22. Posts 348


  On September 23 2008 19:02 casinocasino wrote:
Submitted by : casinocasino

PokerStars Game #15956007886: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2008/03/13 - 17:47:45 (ET)
Table 'Dejopeja' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: acidca ($1828 in chips)
Seat 2: panda112 ($2424.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Bedard ($1072 in chips)
Seat 4: casinocasino ($1000 in chips)
Seat 5: King_Nine ($1009 in chips)
Seat 6: redargoe ($2439 in chips)
redargoe: posts small blind $5
acidca: posts big blind $10

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to casinocasino 5s8s
panda112: folds
Bedard: folds
casinocasino : raises $30 to $40
King_Nine: calls $40
redargoe: folds
acidca: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $95.00)

   4c5d3d
casinocasino : bets $67
King_Nine: raises $173 to $240
casinocasino : calls $173

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $575.00)

   4c5d3dQh
casinocasino : bets $234
King_Nine: calls $234

River (Pot : $1,043.00)

   4c5d3dQh2c
casinocasino : checks
King_Nine: bets $495 and is all-in
casinocasino : calls $486 and is all-in

Showdown
King_Nine: shows 7d8d (high card Queen)
casinocasino : shows 5s8s (a pair of Fives)
casinocasino collected $2012 from pot

Summary
Total pot $2015 | Rake $3
Board  4c5d3dQh2c
Seat 1: acidca (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: panda112 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Bedard folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: casinocasino showed 5s8s and won ($2012) with a pair of Fives
Seat 5: King_Nine (button) showed 7d8d and lost with high card Queen
Seat 6: redargoe (small blind) folded before Flop


eshplain this hand plz.

hawking: What do you do when a fish targets you? --- Breeze: What to do when a hot girl starts hitting your dick with her ass?Last edit: 23/09/2008 22:24

TimDawg    United States. Sep 24 2008 00:49. Posts 10197

= O

Mez's hand wins

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball 

whamm!   Albania. Sep 24 2008 04:53. Posts 11625

Submitted by : whamm!

POKERSTARS GAME #20651781704: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/09/24 4:37:24 ET
Table 'Tilia' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: hornsmill ($170.90 in chips)
Seat 3: Bluesman ($99 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero ($138 in chips)
Seat 6: zZzTILT ($51.80 in chips)
Seat 7: x.sebi.x ($107.85 in chips)
Seat 8: BLAABAR ($113.55 in chips)
Seat 9: le criquet ($34.35 in chips)
Bluesman: posts small blind $0.50
Hero : posts big blind $1
le criquet: posts small blind $0.50

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero 7dJd
zZzTILT: folds
x.sebi.x: folds
zZzTILT leaves the table
BLAABAR: folds
le criquet: folds
hornsmill: calls $1
Bluesman: calls $0.50
Hero : checks

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $3.50)

   8d4dJh
Bluesman: checks
Hero : bets $2.50
Iskender79 joins the table at seat #4
hornsmill: raises $2.50 to $5
Bluesman: folds
Hero : calls $2.50

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $13.50)

   8d4dJh7c
Hero : checks
hornsmill: bets $15
Hero : raises $30 to $45
hornsmill: calls $30

River (Pot : $103.50)

   8d4dJh7c5d
Hero : bets $87 and is all-in
hornsmill: calls $87
Sacrifice51 joins the table at seat #6

Showdown
Hero : shows 7dJd (a flush, Jack high)
hornsmill: mucks hand
Hero collected $274.50 from pot

Summary
Total pot $277.50 | Rake $3
Board  8d4dJh7c5d
Seat 1: hornsmill (button) mucked 3c6h
Seat 3: Bluesman (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Hero (big blind) showed 7dJd and won ($274.50) with a flush, Jack high
Seat 6: zZzTILT folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: x.sebi.x folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: BLAABAR folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: le criquet folded before Flop

- I hope this guy becomes a reg lol

 Last edit: 24/09/2008 04:57

hansen jr.   Sweden. Sep 24 2008 06:30. Posts 3735


  On September 23 2008 21:01 CirCa wrote:
Show nested quote +



do you see the guys name?



still not funny
still ban


gororokgororok   Netherlands. Sep 24 2008 06:51. Posts 3941

I'm just a NL100 player but here we go.
Submitted by : gororokgororok

okerStars Game #20608348025: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/09/22 14:12:01 ET
Table 'Hercules II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: duddyfun ($262.20 in chips)
Seat 2: gororok ($100 in chips)
Seat 3: Abefar1 ($49 in chips)
Seat 4: fluffybets ($54.75 in chips)
Seat 5: ortsejam ($100.50 in chips)
Seat 6: beta77 ($180.80 in chips)
duddyfun: posts small blind $0.50
gororok : posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to gororok Kd9d
Abefar1: folds
fluffybets: folds
ortsejam: folds
beta77: folds
duddyfun: raises $3 to $4
gororok : calls $3

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $8.00)

   8d4d3h
duddyfun: checks
gororok : checks

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $8.00)

   8d4d3h6s
duddyfun: checks
gororok : bets $6
duddyfun: calls $6

River (Pot : $20.00)

   8d4d3h6s6c
duddyfun: bets $14
gororok : calls $14

Showdown
duddyfun: shows QsJs (a pair of Sixes)
gororok : shows Kd9d (a pair of Sixes - King kicker)
gororok collected $45.65 from pot

Summary
Total pot $48 | Rake $2.35
Board  8d4d3h6s6c
Seat 1: duddyfun (small blind) showed QsJs and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 2: gororok (big blind) showed Kd9d and won ($45.65) with a pair of Sixes
Seat 3: Abefar1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: fluffybets folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ortsejam folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: beta77 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)


TianYuan    Korea (South). Sep 24 2008 08:08. Posts 6817

Whamm and Circa, you are missing the point -.- Posting hands vs monsterfish is NOT what it's about, unless you make a crazy call/bluff or something else interesting.

Give me mod powers plz!

EDIT: on second look I guess they are soooort of on topic

Hm.. Off-suite socks..Last edit: 24/09/2008 18:27

rANDY   United Kingdom. Sep 24 2008 09:53. Posts 2223

Submitted by : rANDY

PokerStars Game #16172376807: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/03/22 - 17:45:03 (ET)
Table 'Briseis II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: SuperKaF ($32.55 in chips)
Seat 2: Maarten333 ($20.55 in chips)
Seat 3: PRO_rANDY ($156.75 in chips)
Seat 4: SunlightS ($108.95 in chips)
Seat 5: pokerace85 ($4.40 in chips)
Seat 6: ChrisThePro ($28.05 in chips)
SunlightS: posts small blind $0.10
pokerace85: posts big blind $0.25

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to PRO_rANDY 2s4s
ChrisThePro: folds
SuperKaF: folds
Maarten333: folds
PRO_rANDY : raises $0.50 to $0.75
SunlightS: raises $5.50 to $6.25
pokerace85: folds
PRO_rANDY : calls $5.50

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $12.75)

   9h2d9s
SunlightS: bets $6.50
PRO_rANDY : raises $12.50 to $19
SunlightS: calls $12.50

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $50.75)

   9h2d9s6s
SunlightS: checks
PRO_rANDY : bets $37
SunlightS: raises $46.70 to $83.70 and is all-in
ChrisThePro said, "wow"
PRO_rANDY : calls $46.70

River (Pot : $218.15)

   9h2d9s6s8c

Showdown
SunlightS: shows 4hAd (a pair of Nines)
PRO_rANDY : shows 2s4s (two pair, Nines and Deuces)
PRO_rANDY collected $215.15 from pot
SunlightS said, "nice call"
ChrisThePro said, "omg"

Summary
Total pot $218.15 | Rake $3
Board  9h2d9s6s8c
Seat 1: SuperKaF folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Maarten333 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: PRO_rANDY (button) showed 2s4s and won ($215.15) with two pair, Nines and Deuces
Seat 4: SunlightS (small blind) showed 4hAd and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 5: pokerace85 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: ChrisThePro folded before Flop (didn't bet)


gororokgororok   Netherlands. Sep 24 2008 09:58. Posts 3941

LOL?


KwarK   United Kingdom. Sep 24 2008 13:17. Posts 1019

Vs sunlights I'd call there too.


sOah   United Kingdom. Sep 24 2008 13:25. Posts 4527

Hi
I've been told this did not get enough love
maybe this hand will be cherished here in this thread
best regards
Submitted by : sOah

Full Tilt Poker Game #7964859214: Table Gurnet (deep hu) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:59:08 ET - 2008/09/06
Seat 1: cMeWinS ($1,301.50)
Seat 2: Hero ($3,345)
Hero posts the small blind of $3
cMeWinS posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #2

Holecards
Dealt to Hero 7dAd
Hero raises to $12
cMeWinS raises to $54
Hero calls $42

Flop (Pot : $108.00)

   Kd8c3h
cMeWinS bets $67
Hero calls $67

Turn (Pot : $242.00)

   Kd8c3hJc
cMeWinS has 15 seconds left to act
cMeWinS checks
Hero checks

River (Pot : $242.00)

   Kd8c3hJc6d
cMeWinS bets $180
Hero has 15 seconds left to act
Hero raises to $543
cMeWinS has 15 seconds left to act
cMeWinS has requested TIME
cMeWinS raises to $1,180.50, and is all in
Hero calls $637.50

Showdown
cMeWinS shows 5c4c King Jack high
Hero shows 7dAd Ace King high
Hero wins the pot ($2,602.50) with Ace King high
cMeWinS adds $300

Summary
Total pot $2,603 | Rake $0.50
Board:  Kd8c3hJc6d
Seat 1: cMeWinS (big blind) showed 5c4c and lost with King Jack high
Seat 2: Hero (small blind) showed 7dAd and won ($2,602.50) with Ace King high

not all who wander are lostLast edit: 24/09/2008 13:25

asdf2000   United States. Sep 24 2008 13:27. Posts 7710

lol nh

Grindin so hard, Im smashin pussies left and right. 

sOah   United Kingdom. Sep 24 2008 13:35. Posts 4527

I really wish that FTP had a way for the HH to note when the call takes less than half a second

not all who wander are lost 

Feiticeira   United Kingdom. Sep 24 2008 13:58. Posts 3047

outstanding call.

The weird thing is I think McCain will win this. Im 100% certain Obama wont be elected and you guys can mark my words - Sheitan 

SakiSaki    Sweden. Sep 24 2008 14:01. Posts 9687

Im sakisaki and I aprove of that call.

Pretty damn sick

what wackass site is this nigga?  

lebowski   Greece. Sep 24 2008 14:32. Posts 9205

OMFG and you say you snapcalled it?????

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

nicksson   Sweden. Sep 24 2008 14:45. Posts 4662

def top3 sickest calls i've ever seen


TianYuan    Korea (South). Sep 24 2008 14:50. Posts 6817


  On September 24 2008 12:35 sOah wrote:
I really wish that FTP had a way for the HH to note when the call takes less than half a second


Siiiiiick hand
So was the river raise for the strict purpose to induce him to raise or did you raise as a bluff then call because you thought he was rebluffing?

Hm.. Off-suite socks.. 

sOah   United Kingdom. Sep 24 2008 14:59. Posts 4527

ggplz and my dad were both 10cm from me and I was going through my basic thought process outloud - but yes I was raising to induce a shove

basically I was thinking that he calls the raise with 99% of things that have showdown value, most of which beat me, and 99% of the things he's shoving with are behind to me

not all who wander are lostLast edit: 24/09/2008 15:01

hansen jr.   Sweden. Sep 24 2008 15:11. Posts 3735


ship it simon


T8Suited   Canada. Sep 24 2008 22:46. Posts 1276

Submitted by : T8Suited

PokerStars Game #12989701243: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/11/02 - 03:55:50 (ET)
Table 'Phaedra III' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: BluffnDrunk ($128.85 in chips)
Seat 2: BBQSquirrel ($114.35 in chips)
Seat 3: gravox1 ($32.40 in chips)
Seat 4: FeARFaCT ($100.55 in chips)
Seat 5: sofa604 ($101.80 in chips)
Seat 6: YA MAMMY ($49.55 in chips)
Seat 7: bigmick3 ($140.95 in chips)
Seat 8: renemp ($49 in chips)
Seat 9: okutai ($97.40 in chips)
renemp: posts small blind $0.50
okutai: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to BBQSquirrel ThQh
BluffnDrunk: folds
BBQSquirrel : raises $3 to $4
gravox1: folds
FeARFaCT: calls $4
sofa604: folds
YA MAMMY: folds
bigmick3: folds
renemp: folds
okutai: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $9.50)

   8cJhAc
BBQSquirrel : bets $7
FeARFaCT: raises $14 to $21
BBQSquirrel : calls $14

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $51.50)

   8cJhAcKh
BBQSquirrel : bets $89.35 and is all-in
FeARFaCT: calls $75.55 and is all-in

River (Pot : $202.60)

   8cJhAcKhAh

Showdown
BBQSquirrel : shows ThQh (a Royal Flush)
FeARFaCT: mucks hand
BBQSquirrel collected $199.60 from pot

Summary
Total pot $202.60 | Rake $3
Board  8cJhAcKhAh
Seat 1: BluffnDrunk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: BBQSquirrel showed ThQh and won ($199.60) with a Royal Flush
Seat 3: gravox1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: FeARFaCT mucked AsAd
Seat 5: sofa604 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: YA MAMMY folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: bigmick3 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: renemp (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: okutai (big blind) folded before Flop


vltava   United States. Sep 25 2008 01:33. Posts 1742

Soah, that is the most ridiculous hand I've ever seen in my life. Props.

Reminds me a hand, maybe someone can dig up... I think it's hallingol, he bets on the river with something like J2 on the AQT72 board as a bluff, and then his opponent shoves, and then hall decides that because villain didn't raise preflop, he couldn't have any of the hands he's representing (set, straight), so he must have air, and he calls with his pair of twos which is good.

tooker: there is very little money in stts.  

 



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