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Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Aug 09 2008 08:53. Posts 9634 | | |
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Kilay   Netherlands. Aug 09 2008 09:30. Posts 1960 | | |
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Kilay   Netherlands. Aug 09 2008 10:03. Posts 1960 | | |
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Kilay   Netherlands. Aug 09 2008 10:14. Posts 1960 | | |
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The72o   Zimbabwe. Aug 09 2008 10:53. Posts 6112 | | |
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sOah   United Kingdom. Aug 09 2008 12:05. Posts 4527 | | |
I'm up money on Gulkines HU
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TianYuan   Korea (South). Aug 09 2008 22:32. Posts 6817 | | |
Submitted by : n0rthf4ce
Full Tilt Poker Game #7544274500: Table Blue Sky - $500/$1000 - $30,000 Cap No Limit Hold'em - 2:48:18 ET - 2008/08/07
Seat 5: jimmie23 ($216,939.25)
Seat 6: OnTheRize ($29,535.75)
jimmie23 posts the small blind of $500
OnTheRize posts the big blind of $1,000
The button is in seat #5
Holecards(Odds) jimmie23 raises to $2,000
OnTheRize raises to $6,000
jimmie23 calls $4,000
Flop(Odds) (Pot : $12,000.00)
  OnTheRize has 15 seconds left to act
OnTheRize bets $6,777
jimmie23 raises to $24,000, and is capped
OnTheRize has 15 seconds left to act
OnTheRize has requested TIME
jimmie23: haw haw haw
jimmie23: on the guys
jimmie23: on the pies
OnTheRize: flush draw?
jimmie23: between the thighs
OnTheRize: dam
OnTheRize: i feel K high is good
jimmie23: gosh dawn
jimmie23: you got kj?
OnTheRize: no?
OnTheRize: yup
jimmie23: hmmm
jimmie23: im not a live pro
jimmie23: so im torn
jimmie23: about what i should say
jimmie23: to get the right
jimmie23: reaction
OnTheRize calls $16,758.75, and is all in
jimmie23 shows 
OnTheRize shows 
Uncalled bet of $464.25 returned to jimmie23
Turn(Odds) (Pot : $59,071.50)
  
River (Pot : $59,071.50)
    jimmie23 shows a pair of Fives
OnTheRize shows two pair, Jacks and Fives
OnTheRize wins the pot ($59,071) with two pair, Jacks and Fives
Summary Total pot $59,071.50 | Rake $0.50
Board:     
Seat 5: jimmie23 (small blind) showed  and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 6: OnTheRize (big blind) showed  and won ($59,071) with two pair, Jacks and Fives
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TianYuan   Korea (South). Aug 09 2008 22:35. Posts 6817 | | |
Submitted by : n0rthf4ce
Full Tilt Poker Game #7531857636: Table Barn (deep 6) - $200/$400 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 8:14:32 ET - 2008/08/06
Seat 1: SteveSung ($61,544.50)
Seat 2: durrrr ($184,632)
durrrr posts the small blind of $200
SteveSung posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #2
Holecards(Odds) durrrr raises to $1,200
SteveSung raises to $3,600
durrrr raises to $10,800
SteveSung has 15 seconds left to act
SteveSung calls $7,200
Flop(Odds) (Pot : $21,600.00)
  SteveSung checks
durrrr has 15 seconds left to act
durrrr checks
Turn(Odds) (Pot : $21,600.00)
   SteveSung checks
durrrr has 15 seconds left to act
durrrr bets $12,800
SteveSung has 15 seconds left to act
SteveSung calls $12,800
River (Pot : $47,200.00)
    SteveSung checks
durrrr has 15 seconds left to act
durrrr bets $47,200
SteveSung has 15 seconds left to act
SteveSung has requested TIME
SteveSung calls $37,944.50, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $9,255.50 returned to durrrr
Showdown durrrr shows    two pair, Aces and Sevens
SteveSung mucks
durrrr wins the pot ($123,088.50) with two pair, Aces and Sevens
SteveSung is sitting out
Summary Total pot $123,089 | Rake $0.50
Board:     
Seat 1: SteveSung (big blind) mucked
Seat 2: durrrr (small blind) collected ($123,088.50)
http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/17908
http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/17742 I know this one isn't that special, but I think it's hilarious to see how lightly he gets called down sometimes.
http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/17700 .. Queen hi? Srsly?
http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/17694 I can just sense the tilt oozing out of his river shove. Been there, done that. Although for significantly less money.
Probably comes from hands like this: http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/17275
http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/17693
http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/17356
http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/16980 oops =)
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Ket   United Kingdom. Aug 10 2008 11:42. Posts 8665 | | |
gulkines is a living legend, is he still around?? i need to get back on crypto network/euro sites |
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TianYuan   Korea (South). Aug 10 2008 11:51. Posts 6817 | | |
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sTrAtO   Mexico. Aug 10 2008 16:57. Posts 5882 | | |
limit the hand section to really good hands? jase, thats the most standard hand ive ever seen |
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kimseongchan   United States. Aug 11 2008 11:46. Posts 2089 | | |
paronoid said, "o rly?"
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the old HOTW hands were pretty awesome |
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what makes it even better is that it was against ToTo rofl |
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I saw this sick hand where elky called a shove pf with 7 high and it held up. Can't find the hh right now though |
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Maynard!   United States. Sep 23 2008 18:56. Posts 4453 | | |
Isn't PS.ToTo a small stakes player?
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MezmerizePLZ   United States. Sep 23 2008 21:34. Posts 2598 | | |
Submitted by : MezmerizePLZ
PokerStars Game #14053521746: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2007/12/23 - 16:53:13 (ET)
Table 'Hildburg' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Hero ($5489.50 in chips)
Seat 2: akabigcrab ($6058.60 in chips)
Seat 3: burt0n23 ($805 in chips)
Seat 4: AceSpades11 ($6989 in chips)
Seat 5: DuyTheMaster ($4925 in chips)
Seat 6: LURPED ($5625 in chips)
Seat 8: ayellowvette ($7496.50 in chips)
Seat 9: ipokeder ($5297 in chips)
PeterBe will be allowed to play after the button
ayellowvette: posts small blind $25
ipokeder: posts big blind $50
Holecards Dealt to Hero 
Hero : calls $50
akabigcrab: calls $50
burt0n23: folds
AceSpades11: folds
DuyTheMaster: raises $300 to $350
LURPED: folds
ayellowvette: folds
ipokeder: folds
ipokeder said, "hey anyone wanna fliip?"
Hero : calls $300
akabigcrab: calls $300
Flop (Pot : $1,125.00)
  Hero : checks
akabigcrab: bets $500
DuyTheMaster: raises $1000 to $1500
Hero : calls $1500
akabigcrab: folds
Turn (Pot : $4,625.00)
   Hero : checks
DuyTheMaster: checks
River (Pot : $4,625.00)
    Hero : checks
DuyTheMaster: bets $1450
Hero : raises $2189.50 to $3639.50 and is all-in
PeterBe said, "im stuck, ill flip"
PeterBe said, "how much?"
ipokeder said, "2k good?"
PeterBe said, "hm how we do it "
ipokeder said, "go to a 9-max 2000NL table"
DuyTheMaster: folds
Hero collected $7522 from pot
Hero : doesn't show hand
Summary Total pot $7525 | Rake $3
Board     
Seat 1: Hero collected ($7522)
Seat 2: akabigcrab folded on the Flop
Seat 3: burt0n23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: AceSpades11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: DuyTheMaster folded on the River
Seat 6: LURPED (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: ayellowvette (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: ipokeder (big blind) folded before Flop
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F4Zi   United Kingdom. Sep 23 2008 21:35. Posts 3462 | | |
Submitted by : F4Zi
Full Tilt Poker Game #8193867795: Table Eve (deep 6) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:03:05 ET - 2008/09/23
Seat 1: yougwon ($2,360.50)
Seat 2: IhaveSeizure ($3,014)
Seat 3: F4Zi ($2,463)
Seat 4: PayOffWizard80 ($4,186)
Seat 5: TheLeakyFaucet ($1,352)
Seat 6: wysd ($2,000)
TheLeakyFaucet posts the small blind of $5
wysd posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #4
Holecards(Odds) Dealt to F4Zi 
yougwon folds
IhaveSeizure folds
F4Zi raises to $20
PayOffWizard80 has 15 seconds left to act
PayOffWizard80 folds
TheLeakyFaucet has 15 seconds left to act
TheLeakyFaucet folds
wysd raises to $90
F4Zi raises to $222
wysd has 15 seconds left to act
wysd raises to $490
F4Zi raises to $2,463, and is all in
wysd calls $1,510, and is all in
F4Zi shows 
wysd shows 
Uncalled bet of $463 returned to F4Zi
Flop(Odds) (Pot : $4,005.00)
 
Turn(Odds) (Pot : $4,005.00)
  
River (Pot : $4,005.00)
    F4Zi shows a pair of Twos
wysd shows two pair, Queens and Twos
wysd wins the pot ($4,002) with two pair, Queens and Twos
F4Zi adds $537
Summary Total pot $4,005 | Rake $3
Board:     
Seat 1: yougwon didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: IhaveSeizure didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: F4Zi showed  and lost with a pair of Twos
Seat 4: PayOffWizard80 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: TheLeakyFaucet (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: wysd (big blind) showed  and won ($4,002) with two pair, Queens and Twos
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Feiticeira   United Kingdom. Sep 23 2008 22:03. Posts 3047 | | |
the fact that the mega donk station villain is called 'monster call' doesn't make it a crazy hand. |
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CirCa   Canada. Sep 23 2008 22:06. Posts 1249 | | |
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hansen jr.   Sweden. Sep 24 2008 06:30. Posts 3735 | | |
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On September 23 2008 19:31 Feiticeira wrote:
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sOah   United Kingdom. Sep 24 2008 13:35. Posts 4527 | | |
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SakiSaki   Sweden. Sep 24 2008 14:01. Posts 9687 | | |
Im sakisaki and I aprove of that call.
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lebowski   Greece. Sep 24 2008 14:32. Posts 9205 | | |
OMFG and you say you snapcalled it????? |
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nicksson   Sweden. Sep 24 2008 14:45. Posts 4662 | | |
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sOah   United Kingdom. Sep 24 2008 14:59. Posts 4527 | | |
ggplz and my dad were both 10cm from me and I was going through my basic thought process outloud - but yes I was raising to induce a shove
basically I was thinking that he calls the raise with 99% of things that have showdown value, most of which beat me, and 99% of the things he's shoving with are behind to me |
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hansen jr.   Sweden. Sep 24 2008 15:11. Posts 3735 | | |

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vltava   United States. Sep 25 2008 01:33. Posts 1742 | | |
Soah, that is the most ridiculous hand I've ever seen in my life. Props.
Reminds me a hand, maybe someone can dig up... I think it's hallingol, he bets on the river with something like J2 on the AQT72 board as a bluff, and then his opponent shoves, and then hall decides that because villain didn't raise preflop, he couldn't have any of the hands he's representing (set, straight), so he must have air, and he calls with his pair of twos which is good.
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