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DarkDevildog   United States. Jul 25 2008 17:30. Posts 1764


Poll: Who loves them besides me?
(Vote): Me!
(Vote): Nope, hate them. they suck.
(Vote): Depends on the situation

idk why but every single time i've either been involved in an extremely awkward situation, i can't help myself from laughing out loud. Even if its two of my best friends about to fight to the death or something.


only awkward situation i wouldn't want to encounter is my parents fucking. nty.

somebody tell me an extremely awkward situation you've had to endure w/o laughing, or couldn't handle!

example:

When i was 17 my brother once caught me jerking it to some HBO softcore porn called Spider-Babe. Couldn't help but laugh, it was pretty hilarious.


Edit: Yes, when he left the room i finished.

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If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turnLast edit: 25/07/2008 17:42

Feiticeira   United Kingdom. Jul 25 2008 17:32. Posts 3047

sociopath?

The weird thing is I think McCain will win this. Im 100% certain Obama wont be elected and you guys can mark my words - Sheitan 

DarkDevildog   United States. Jul 25 2008 17:33. Posts 1764


  On July 25 2008 16:32 Feiticeira wrote:
sociopath?



yea, that or i'm bored. its basically a race between the two though

If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turnLast edit: 25/07/2008 17:33

vegable   United States. Jul 25 2008 18:24. Posts 2453

i do not understand this thrad

Stir fry Normandy 

Gawuss   Poland. Jul 25 2008 18:26. Posts 2336

hahahha

When people ask: What nationality is this guy raking in all the pots? The answer invariably comes back Poland, Poland. Again and again - Karma 

capaneo   Canada. Jul 25 2008 18:32. Posts 8465

Help me on this one. You rolled out of the bed this morning and ... ??
At what point of the day you decided to make this thread?

In US everyone is happy as long as all the prices are rising. Unless its crude oil - Marc Faber 

masterfrywad   United States. Jul 25 2008 18:39. Posts 329

you jerked off with yoru brother? wat?


Bejamin1   Canada. Jul 25 2008 19:02. Posts 7042

If you like "the office" then you enjoy awkward situations.

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama 

LandisReed   United States. Jul 25 2008 19:14. Posts 134

you jerked off your brother? wat?


lebowski   Greece. Jul 25 2008 19:54. Posts 9205

this thread is one of those awkward moments you mentioned,isn't it?

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

Yugless    United States. Jul 25 2008 19:56. Posts 7174

i lol'd when i read this thread, does that count

Baal - look is talking hah.  

SugoGosu   Korea (South). Jul 25 2008 19:59. Posts 1793

ight i posted this on TL a while back, and its still the most embarassing moments of my life.

A little over a year ago, I was dating this metalhead chick. So, one night needless to say, the nasty happened. She tells her mom everything, and i mean everything. So, the next day she introduces me to her mom, and the first thing her mom says to me infront of customers (she worked at a grocery store) "hi, you just fucked my daughter, and I hear you are pretty big in the pants, how are you?"

That was the most embarassing moment of my life... I hate it when they happen to me, but to other people I laugh out loud.

Say this outloud! Why was six afraid of seven?......Because Seven Eight Nine 

lebowski   Greece. Jul 25 2008 20:01. Posts 9205

what's so embarassing? just say "fine thx"
hidden brag imo

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

vegable   United States. Jul 25 2008 20:24. Posts 2453

say "i'm running a 2 for 1 special hoochey" and slip her a devious wink

Stir fry Normandy 

k4ir0s   Canada. Jul 25 2008 20:39. Posts 3483

rofl wtf

I dont know what a dt drop is. Is it a wrestling move? -Oly 

roflcopter   United States. Jul 25 2008 20:51. Posts 620


  On July 25 2008 19:01 lebowski wrote:
what's so embarassing? just say "fine thx"
hidden brag imo


not so hidden brag imo

KwarK_uK: and if that was a bluff you deserved the pot for ballerness 

Highcard   Canada. Jul 25 2008 20:54. Posts 5428

I was still lol'ing at the last thread I read, does that count?

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

mrpav.com   Canada. Jul 25 2008 21:12. Posts 3069

this is bee-awkward

===== mrpav.com =====Last edit: 25/07/2008 22:42

GameOverNoob   Canada. Jul 26 2008 00:22. Posts 961

Curb your enthusiasm

@lehgoboy 

[vital]Myth    United States. Jul 26 2008 00:23. Posts 12159

mememememeememememememememememmemee

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

poonani   United Kingdom. Jul 26 2008 01:31. Posts 16


  On July 25 2008 18:02 Bejamin1 wrote:
If you like "the office" then you enjoy awkward situations.


the us office is crap. the original bbc one is pretty fine ass.


sirracksalot   United States. Jul 26 2008 02:11. Posts 2299

TL D FUCKING R

haters gonna hate 

Loco   Canada. Jul 26 2008 02:16. Posts 21022

i used to hate them very much but just figured nothing was important enough to be worth being embarrassed and laugh at myself/other people

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

ggplz   Sweden. Jul 26 2008 02:26. Posts 16784

yeah one time i was jacking off @ my parents place and im like on the second floor so when some guy starts cleaning the window behind me on a ladder i wasnt really expecting it

w/e though lol fkin dirty window cleaning bastard

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

poonani   United Kingdom. Jul 26 2008 04:07. Posts 16

yeah one time at band camp ...


ggplz   Sweden. Jul 26 2008 04:38. Posts 16784

lololo

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

milkman   United States. Jul 26 2008 05:05. Posts 5719

i got a random in my bed right now, and my foot has 6 stitches in it and some girl form the emergency room keeps texting me... i feel pretty awkward right now, but i can play it of, just cuz im me, and not u.

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally. 

Gawuss   Poland. Jul 26 2008 05:27. Posts 2336

LOL ggplz hahahah

but I guess he understood

When people ask: What nationality is this guy raking in all the pots? The answer invariably comes back Poland, Poland. Again and again - Karma 

sOah   United Kingdom. Jul 26 2008 06:20. Posts 4527

why has this forum got me convinced that all young American males are obsessed with masturbation

not all who wander are lost 

sOah   United Kingdom. Jul 26 2008 09:02. Posts 4527


  On July 26 2008 07:38 fishamun wrote:
cos they have hi-speed internet streaming pron 24/7?



I have 25mbit down I doubt most have anything close to that

not all who wander are lost 

YoMeR   United States. Jul 26 2008 09:55. Posts 12438

uhhh i only like the awkward situations if i'm not a part of it but standing outside as an observer.

as a matter of fact i laugh at other people's misfortunes cuz i'm an asshole or something.

as least i don't pretend to be offended fucking hypocrites.

eZ Life. 

ggplz   Sweden. Jul 26 2008 10:21. Posts 16784


  On July 26 2008 08:55 YoMeR wrote:
uhhh i only like the awkward situations if i'm not a part of it but standing outside as an observer.

as a matter of fact i laugh at other people's misfortunes cuz i'm an asshole or something.

as least i don't pretend to be offended fucking hypocrites.



do u clean windows?

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

 



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