Y SO CEREUS?

i guess christopher nolan wont have to look past the poker world to find a replacement joker for the 3rd movie

roflmao

thats filthy.

haha

ew lol

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=18817884731&oid=11019013366

haha

for those who dont know
UB + AP are merging to make a site called cereus :D

LMAO

i think they should merge and keep the UB name. or maybe name it "Super User Poker"

On July 25 2008 02:25 chris wrote: i think they should merge and keep the UB name. or maybe name it "Super User Poker"

or No Random Poker

On July 25 2008 02:25 chris wrote: i think they should merge and keep the UB name. or maybe name it "Super User Poker"

id hit that

Yeah with a stick maybe

rofl

btw cereus is also an anagram for secure, that makes me instantly trust them in taking my bankroll.

holy shit
ARE THEY CEREUS?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Y

SO

HAHAHAHAHA
gj

awesome facebook link straato

On July 25 2008 05:50 Loco wrote: Y SO

loooooooool

On July 19 2008 23:53 ggplz wrote:

from wickedchopspoker "CEREUS is the name of the new Absolute Poker + UB super poker platform, which not ironically at all is also the name of the genus name for a cactus plant, as CEREUS will likely leave your account as dry as a desert."

LOL

lol hahah love that quote

B. cereus is responsible for a minority of foodborne illnesses (2–5%). It is known to create heavy nausea, vomiting, and abdominal periods. [2] Generally speaking, Bacillus foodborne illnesses occur due to survival of the bacterial spores when food is improperly cooked.[3] This problem is compounded when food is then improperly refrigerated, allowing the spores to germinate.[4] Bacterial growth results in production of enterotoxin, and ingestion leads to two types of illness, diarrheal and emetic syndrome.

i love that cat lawl

on a more serious note, I think LP should organize a formal boycott of AP and UB and whatever offspring they may create. These crooks are undermining the integrity of online poker and there needs to be recourse. OK, you can make the argument that they don't cheat anymore and since all the regs left, the games are supersoft. I think looking at the situation in a vacuum like that is shortsighted and selfish. Sure you make extra short term profit, but the well that feeds all of us is the general public of fish and the criminal actions of UB/AP threaten to dry that well up. There must be consequences to their actions, not only for justice to punish the wrongdoers, but also to serve as a notice to all poker rooms that the public will not tolerate that sort of behavior. They must understand that integrity of their games is of the utmost importance and any compromise of those values will dry up their traffic and send them out of business.

clearly they understand that
thats why they chose CEREUS aka SECURE as the name, ROFL
holy shit HOW can someone come up with that hahaha its too good and they cant change it now either cuz its like, wait.. you aren't secure anymore? LOLOL

but yeah they cant expect to just rape so much money out of the players then merge (records may get lost in a merge? idk) and expect to get action
i rly hope they just bankrupt or something but prob wont happen though

Whats LAWL?

its lol
i hope they go bankrupt too and all the fishes move to stars =)

Anne Dukie looks like 15 miles of beat up donkey dick.

On July 26 2008 07:55 VENOM wrote: Anne Dukie looks like 15 miles of beat up donkey dick.

wat....how is that even a look?...

use your imagination

hahah great picture OP.

On July 26 2008 07:55 VENOM wrote: Anne Dukie looks like 15 miles of beat up donkey dick.

wut, shes totally a MILF.

wat

He on drugs... LMAO at the pic of OP and the serious cat.

Y SO CEREUS