I Snap-F***ed my buddies Relationship!

Edited it so its easier to read, sorry wrote this in a hurry :/

Cartman = friend
Tiffany = cartmans gf

Backstory: i went out with this girl for over 1 1/2 years and we broke up a few months ago. Since we've been broken up we were still friends w/ benefits until last friday when she told me she needs to move on and needs space.

Story: So basically at work today 3 of my buddies found out that my ex is kinda dating/seeing this guy(they work with her). so cartman, who has a gf, thought it would be funny to grab my phone and put my ex gf's name as his number.

well cartman told my buddies at work today his plan and that he was gonna start texting me sh*t like, "oh i want you back, blah blah blah. He told my other friends and didn't find it funny so they told me.

Basically in a nutshell cartman came over(while my other buddies were with me) and he grabbed my phone and changed it and started texting me the sh*t like "i'm sorry.... i want you back"

So i basically responded with "f*ck you, you've seemed to move on, and so have i"

He basically replied with some general comeback to that. So i took it a step-further and said, "don't be pissed i hooked up with tiffany while we were friends w/ benefits" then before he could respond again i said, "oh yea if you threaten to tell cartman again tiffany said she's going to kick your ass"

snap-tilt
snap-owned

haha he started saying sh*t to me so i kicked him out of my house before i beat the sh*t out of him and f*cked over my entry into the marines. btw this story is soo much better for me because he's always thought(and said it a few times while hammered) that he thought tiffany thought i was hot.

edit: For the record i didn't fuck her, but my "buddy" doesn't know that. i'll probably tell him in a week or something or if he continues to piss me off i might just wait until i get back from boot camp(i leave august 11th and i'm gone for 13 weeks) or not tell him at all.

Variance: Lost a friend who is known as the "Douche-Bag" of the group, but got a kickass story thats probably worth it.

Here is cartman and tiffany. this picture disguises how big he really is. She used to model.



and another from last year(he graduated hs last year)

kinda hard to follow what happened. who is cartman again? also this is definitely blog material

she's with him?

i do have hope

lol u owned him pretty fucking hard and if he cant laugh at it after the fact thats pretty sad lol

can dish it but cant take it. eat it cartman

seriously lol how can he not laugh after getting owned that hard

thats hilarious

hahahahaha nice.

edited it so its a little easier to read, sorry about that.

douche with no humour =(

well played!

On July 23 2008 23:44 CrownRoyal wrote: she's with him? i do have hope

yes, she's been with him 3 months shy of 2 years

did you know it was him when you said that or did it really happen?

On July 23 2008 23:57 masterfrywad wrote: did you know it was him when you said that or did it really happen?

i knew it was him, i wouldn't fuck over a friend like that

lol fatman sounds like a dickhead

i don't like your topic title though, i was skeptical going into this, thinking you'd come across as a vindictive fuckhead. but this is reasonable stuff, good work on teaching your 'friend' a lesson

what a little bitch then

A for effort.


normally I would just go up to cartman like dude and tell him nice joke, but im fucking his girl... so the jokes on him. I dont like texting.


ps: have fun in the marines. my retarded BiL finally got to fire his gun the other week, after 6+ months deployment in afghanistan. My sister was bragging for about an hour. Better then the first year and a half in the corp that he spent in color guard doing parades, eh?

lol n1

On July 24 2008 00:03 mad1337nes wrote: A for effort. normally I would just go up to cartman like dude and tell him nice joke, but im fucking his girl... so the jokes on him. I dont like texting. ps: have fun in the marines. my retarded BiL finally got to fire his gun the other week, after 6+ months deployment in afghanistan. My sister was bragging for about an hour. Better then the first year and a half in the corp that he spent in color guard doing parades, eh?

yea all the recruiters are saying Afghanistan has all the action right now, and that the insurgents aren't really fucking with the marines there anymore(except for their pussy IED's)

they also said the next place we invade will probably be iran or dafur.

Lol ur sister.... "My hubby just turned a few Afgan kids into orphans... how cool is that!"... sick brag.


I love the triviality of "the next place we invade will probably be iran" ROFL...

On July 24 2008 00:39 Baal wrote: Lol ur sister.... "My hubby just turned a few Afgan kids into orphans... how cool is that!"... sick brag.

shes 18, married 3 days after she turned it, and was going to go into the marines too. ex-cheerleader/ballet dancer turned downsyndrome armed forces wife. including puppy named Rambo.

her husband is my age, and retarded. like, he didnt choose to be in infantry.... that was the only thing he could get into on the ASVAB. Then they demoted him to doing parades and shit.

FWIW, his unit was so sloppy they didnt even get any confirmed kills... they just actually got into a firefight after 6+ months (i think its more like 8) in a waring country.


I respect the armed forces, and if I wasnt destined to become a computer programmer/business man... id be an awesome marine/army dude too. But its so LOL that like 5 people from my highschool all went off to become marines and to "kill kill kill"... and then you see them 3 years later, and they're all epic failfags. All support people, or retards like my BiL.




btw, nice second pic.... chick went from a 7 to a mid 8. edit: didnt notice the flat ass.. but still a 7.9

weren't you already fucking your 'buddies' relationship...........

On July 24 2008 01:35 mad1337nes wrote: Show nested quote + On July 24 2008 00:39 Baal wrote: Lol ur sister.... "My hubby just turned a few Afgan kids into orphans... how cool is that!"... sick brag. shes 18, married 3 days after she turned it, and was going to go into the marines too. ex-cheerleader/ballet dancer turned downsyndrome armed forces wife. including puppy named Rambo. her husband is my age, and retarded. like, he didnt choose to be in infantry.... that was the only thing he could get into on the ASVAB. Then they demoted him to doing parades and shit. FWIW, his unit was so sloppy they didnt even get any confirmed kills... they just actually got into a firefight after 6+ months (i think its more like 8) in a waring country. I respect the armed forces, and if I wasnt destined to become a computer programmer/business man... id be an awesome marine/army dude too. But its so LOL that like 5 people from my highschool all went off to become marines and to "kill kill kill"... and then you see them 3 years later, and they're all epic failfags. All support people, or retards like my BiL. btw, nice second pic.... chick went from a 7 to a mid 8. edit: didnt notice the flat ass.. but still a 7.9

i scored a 93 on my ASVAB, going in for Data Systems(hopefully encryption of some sort). They said i was qualified for all the jobs they offered =]. I'll either do my 5 years(1 year school, 4 active) and get out with my Bachelors Degree or go to officers school and make it a career, haven't fully decided yet. Either choice has poker involved so i'm happy about that. haha i told them i was thinking of going into the air-force(i actually was, but i've always wanted to be a marine) and they hooked me up with extra money for school and a signing bonus :D

On July 24 2008 01:41 Highcard wrote: weren't you already fucking your 'buddies' relationship...........

no. even though his gf his really hot, i wouldn't fuck her, i have this thing against cheating and fucking over friends. i think its called my conscious?

On July 24 2008 00:14 MezmerizePLZ wrote: lol n1

On July 24 2008 00:39 Baal wrote: I love the triviality of "the next place we invade will probably be iran" ROFL...

too much FPS games imo

actually you know what's awesome about that video

a lot of it was filmed in the same type of Palms Sky Villa that we got for mezmerizeplz's birthday

lol ship my life

--- Nuked ---

Didn't understand a word you wrote man but well played.

Did I misunderstand or did you hook up with Tiffany while she was going out with your friend? or was it before?

prediction:
Tiffany will get into a big fight w/ ur buddy and break up with him. Then, after finding out about all this she's going to hate you too (you won't even get to fuck her 4 real!). LOSE LOSE IMO.

what an ogre. plus having a friend named cartman would tilt me so hard.

On July 24 2008 08:47 n0rthf4ce wrote: prediction: Tiffany will get into a big fight w/ ur buddy and break up with him. Then, after finding out about all this she's going to hate you too (you won't even get to fuck her 4 real!). LOSE LOSE IMO.

Lets not forget that he goes to Iraq and and IED welcomes him back wrapped in a flag.

pretty good level on your part. worth a read. i loled

On July 24 2008 08:58 capaneo wrote: Show nested quote + On July 24 2008 08:47 n0rthf4ce wrote: prediction: Tiffany will get into a big fight w/ ur buddy and break up with him. Then, after finding out about all this she's going to hate you too (you won't even get to fuck her 4 real!). LOSE LOSE IMO. Lets not forget that he goes to Iraq and and IED welcomes him back wrapped in a flag.

while thats a chance i'm willing to take if i go to iraq, its a very very very slim to none that would happen to me, if i go to iraq i'd be in on base dicking around with the computers, probably playing poker.

On July 24 2008 05:29 devon06atX wrote: Show nested quote + On July 24 2008 02:31 SakiSaki wrote:   On July 24 2008 00:39 Baal wrote: I love the triviality of "the next place we invade will probably be iran" ROFL... ya, wtf. "don't worry america, as soon as our next war is over, we have bigger and better plans for our next invasion! maybe we'll ALL get to kill people!!!"

i have no incling in my body that wnats to kill anybody. when i was a kid, i actually kinda did(which i found to be kinda disturbing) but now that i've grown up its something i wouldnt want to do.

Don't get me wrong though, if i'm getting shot at, i will NOT in the least bit hesitate to take out the mother-fucker, but i don't want to go to a foreign country to "kill people".


and yes some, meaning quite a few fucked up marines, want to go to foreign country for ^^ reason

On July 23 2008 23:45 FrinkX wrote: lol u owned him pretty fucking hard and if he cant laugh at it after the fact thats pretty sad lol can dish it but cant take it. eat it cartman

FrinkX he clearly did eat it, and probably everything else in sight by the looks of him.

i actually misread it and didnt realize he hasnt told him yet

for some reason i thought he told him the joke and he couldnt handle it and lost him as a friend

lol wow this is a sick re-own.

On July 24 2008 10:43 DarkDevildog wrote: Show nested quote + On July 24 2008 08:58 capaneo wrote:   On July 24 2008 08:47 n0rthf4ce wrote: prediction: Tiffany will get into a big fight w/ ur buddy and break up with him. Then, after finding out about all this she's going to hate you too (you won't even get to fuck her 4 real!). LOSE LOSE IMO. Lets not forget that he goes to Iraq and and IED welcomes him back wrapped in a flag. while thats a chance i'm willing to take if i go to iraq, its a very very very slim to none that would happen to me, if i go to iraq i'd be in on base dicking around with the computers, probably playing poker.   On July 24 2008 05:29 devon06atX wrote: Show nested quote + On July 24 2008 02:31 SakiSaki wrote:   On July 24 2008 00:39 Baal wrote: I love the triviality of "the next place we invade will probably be iran" ROFL... ya, wtf. "don't worry america, as soon as our next war is over, we have bigger and better plans for our next invasion! maybe we'll ALL get to kill people!!!" i have no incling in my body that wnats to kill anybody. when i was a kid, i actually kinda did(which i found to be kinda disturbing) but now that i've grown up its something i wouldnt want to do. Don't get me wrong though, if i'm getting shot at, i will NOT in the least bit hesitate to take out the mother-fucker, but i don't want to go to a foreign country to "kill people". and yes some, meaning quite a few fucked up marines, want to go to foreign country for ^^ reason

ohhhh so you are going to liberate them right?... you are gong to liberate iran?

On July 24 2008 20:40 Baal wrote: Show nested quote + On July 24 2008 10:43 DarkDevildog wrote:   On July 24 2008 08:58 capaneo wrote:   On July 24 2008 08:47 n0rthf4ce wrote: prediction: Tiffany will get into a big fight w/ ur buddy and break up with him. Then, after finding out about all this she's going to hate you too (you won't even get to fuck her 4 real!). LOSE LOSE IMO. Lets not forget that he goes to Iraq and and IED welcomes him back wrapped in a flag. while thats a chance i'm willing to take if i go to iraq, its a very very very slim to none that would happen to me, if i go to iraq i'd be in on base dicking around with the computers, probably playing poker.   On July 24 2008 05:29 devon06atX wrote: Show nested quote + On July 24 2008 02:31 SakiSaki wrote:   On July 24 2008 00:39 Baal wrote: I love the triviality of "the next place we invade will probably be iran" ROFL... ya, wtf. "don't worry america, as soon as our next war is over, we have bigger and better plans for our next invasion! maybe we'll ALL get to kill people!!!" i have no incling in my body that wnats to kill anybody. when i was a kid, i actually kinda did(which i found to be kinda disturbing) but now that i've grown up its something i wouldnt want to do. Don't get me wrong though, if i'm getting shot at, i will NOT in the least bit hesitate to take out the mother-fucker, but i don't want to go to a foreign country to "kill people". and yes some, meaning quite a few fucked up marines, want to go to foreign country for ^^ reason ohhhh so you are going to liberate them right?... you are gong to liberate iran?

yes thats exactly what i said/meant, your reading skills are amazing.

On July 24 2008 18:53 FrinkX wrote: i actually misread it and didnt realize he hasnt told him yet for some reason i thought he told him the joke and he couldnt handle it and lost him as a friend

nope didn't tell him. didn't think he'd find that bit of info important since he wanted to be a douche-bag to begin with and try to mind-fuck me