why is she so darn cute :)

shes cheating cuz it burns my eyezez to stare in to a monitor

hot

did u just accused jessica alba of cheating on LP.net? you ma'am have balls

i was expecting one of jorges greasy bitches, it took me like 20 sec to realise it was jessica alba

and now that's she's pregnant she actually has boobs

thats really her?

yep

This is the kind of thing I need to get high and think of (the contest idea). Seriously whoever thoguth of this is gonna make a shitload from advertising on their site and now that Jessica Alba has done one it's like free amazing advertising. WHEN WILL I GET A MILLION DOLLAR IDEA??

www.liquidpoker2.net ....... thoughts?

www.liquidsmegma.net

I love that women, she is married ?? Whos the lucky sob?

lol, that was an ownage bet tho

Damn, she beat me by literally 1second.

dude dont you know Jessica alba does not blink the sun just turns off for a second

she's a hot bitch and i really do mean bitch.

if you walked up to her and said, hi, she'd pretend you didn't exist.

but yes. she is very very hot.

She's overrated though

On May 17 2008 14:50 joethepro wrote: she's a hot bitch and i really do mean bitch. if you walked up to her and said, hi, she'd pretend you didn't exist. but yes. she is very very hot.

i probably wouldnt talk to you either

On May 17 2008 14:50 joethepro wrote: she's a hot bitch and i really do mean bitch. if you walked up to her and said, hi, she'd pretend you didn't exist. but yes. she is very very hot.

You know this how?

i knew the fanboys would call me on this. go worship more plz. lol.

1. this happened to my friend.

2. also, it's pretty common in the gossip sites at how rude she is. someone in her own group, her friend, called her a bitched.(2nd link)

putting her name in the superficial search engine i found these two articles pretty fast.

Jessica Alba calls the cops on paparazzi: http://thesuperficial.com/2008/01/jessica_alba_calls_the_cops_on.php

Jessica Alba is stuck-up:
http://thesuperficial.com/2005/12/jessica_alba_is_stuckup.php

When head promoter Gordon Nicol asked if she would pose for a photo, Alba turned him down flat. When Nicol pointed out that celebs like Madonna, Hilary Duff and Selma Blair had all posed, Alba supposedly snapped, "I don't care!" and walked away. At that point, one of Alba's entourage told Nicol, "She's a bitch � sorry."

On May 17 2008 15:05 LostDevil wrote: Show nested quote + On May 17 2008 14:50 joethepro wrote: she's a hot bitch and i really do mean bitch. if you walked up to her and said, hi, she'd pretend you didn't exist. but yes. she is very very hot. i probably wouldnt talk to you either

lol

On May 17 2008 15:05 LostDevil wrote: Show nested quote + On May 17 2008 14:50 joethepro wrote: she's a hot bitch and i really do mean bitch. if you walked up to her and said, hi, she'd pretend you didn't exist. but yes. she is very very hot. i probably wouldnt talk to you either

lol like i would want to talk to a pimply faced teenager like you. give me a break kid.

Model? Jorge, you're not getting off the hook that easily.

On May 17 2008 15:29 joethepro wrote: Show nested quote + On May 17 2008 15:05 LostDevil wrote:   On May 17 2008 14:50 joethepro wrote: she's a hot bitch and i really do mean bitch. if you walked up to her and said, hi, she'd pretend you didn't exist. but yes. she is very very hot. i probably wouldnt talk to you either lol like i would want to talk to a pimply faced teenager like you. give me a break kid.

you are so cool

you know who is cooler though? Your friend who (apparently) got sick burned by Jessica Alba and then cried about it.

i love being called cool by the young kids. makes me feel young again. thanks feiticeria. you are a gentleman and a scholar. lol

but you're wrong about my friend being cooler than me. no one is cooler than me.

joethepro bringing the pain

If she stopped to chat and take photos with every drooler she crossed she wouldnt get anything done all day .

On May 17 2008 15:55 EvilSky wrote: If she stopped to chat and take photos with every drooler she crossed she would get kidnapped and raped.

joethepro is prolly as old as i am lol

On May 17 2008 16:02 Feiticeira wrote: Show nested quote + On May 17 2008 15:55 EvilSky wrote: If she stopped to chat and take photos with every drooler she crossed she would get kidnapped and raped all day.

fixed

props to the ppl for using "trials and tribulations" for the vid. also about her being a bitch. how else is she gonna get all the douchebags to leave her alone?

as long as she doesn't have a "diva" kind of a attitude it's fine

who's that girl iop, and why are you posting these

she is a girl i met on an airplane, on the way home

random overrated hoe*

On May 17 2008 19:18 Jorge wrote: she is a girl i met on an airplane, on the way home

shes like 4ft tall ew

On May 17 2008 18:12 RiKD wrote: props to the ppl for using "trials and tribulations" for the vid. also about her being a bitch. how else is she gonna get all the douchebags to leave her alone?

rikd always wins at posting

meh, shes ok, i think she was better when she was younger, in that movie "idle hands"

it was really weird masturbating to that

Its sick how much the press can twist things. For all we know Jessica Alba could be a bitch or a very nice person. I don't like to judge people when I've never met them, and I certainly don't trust 2 brief press encounters to label her as a "bitch". Also, joethepro I'm sorry about your friend and all, but maybe she was having a bad day or he wasn't loud enough? I dunno. Plz don't be so quick to judge.

meh I don't care if she is a bitch because all I'll ever get to do in my life is look at her pictures

I'd have to agree with northface's notion that the media can twist a lot of events and give you a misinformed perspective and definitely don't be so quick to judge...




......that and how could someone who looks like that have a bad personality i'm such a sucker for alba

i only roll with famous women who will massage my balls whilst I line up a photo

thas-whas-up ya'urrrd.

I just wanna point out that if you guys wanna suck on her ass there is a line!

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BULLSHIT.

my video didnt fully load so i was stuf buffering for like 3 more minutes

I like like the queen from star wars better

i cant get tired of this

id eat her pooh

i'd eat her poo's poo

On May 17 2008 15:05 LostDevil wrote: Show nested quote + On May 17 2008 14:50 joethepro wrote: she's a hot bitch and i really do mean bitch. if you walked up to her and said, hi, she'd pretend you didn't exist. but yes. she is very very hot. i probably wouldnt talk to you either

this is so classic i have to quote it again hahaha

On May 17 2008 15:02 humPah wrote: She's overrated though