tokeweed   Philippines. May 12 2008 20:49. Posts 2149
i'm nothing but a left over junkie from the 90's...
big hand = bong loads
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rS.Wisdom[9]   United States. May 12 2008 20:52. Posts 1288
....
wat
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Floofy   Canada. May 12 2008 20:53. Posts 8708
a looser who struggle to get a gf
james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(
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Highcard   Canada. May 12 2008 21:12. Posts 5428
someone who has everyday to do whatever I want
I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time
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Fayth   Canada. May 12 2008 21:14. Posts 10085
dark templar
Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy
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Breeze   Bulgaria. May 12 2008 21:18. Posts 802
I have two legs and no feathers
My work is of high quality, cheap and fast. Pick only two of those though.
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Sennpu   Canada. May 12 2008 21:24. Posts 1960
a slave
then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -Floofy
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nolan   Ireland. May 12 2008 21:25. Posts 6205
sick ill baller toughass
On September 08 2008 10:07 Baal wrote: my head is a gyroscope, your argument is invalid
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Spitfiree   Bulgaria. May 12 2008 21:31. Posts 9634
im sleepy prolly coz its 6:31am
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skwigggg   Denmark. May 12 2008 21:49. Posts 34
On May 12 2008 20:25 nolan wrote:
sick ill baller toughass
i bet u r
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TimDawg   United States. May 12 2008 22:02. Posts 10197
On May 12 2008 20:25 nolan wrote:
sick ill baller toughass
i bet u r
he is
talk with him on vent for 5 mins
online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball
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ggplz   Sweden. May 12 2008 22:17. Posts 16784
if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN
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Three7MTL   Canada. May 12 2008 22:34. Posts 597
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fenner   Australia. May 12 2008 22:36. Posts 2188
a nerd who cant socialize has no friends and has never had a gf
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Highcard   Canada. May 12 2008 22:47. Posts 5428
On May 12 2008 21:36 fenner wrote:
a nerd who cant socialize has no friends and has never had a gf
floofy is this your brother?
I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time
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fenner   Australia. May 12 2008 22:48. Posts 2188
i dont know, but certainly not what people think i am
fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount
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DarkDevildog   United States. May 12 2008 23:45. Posts 1764
is signing his life away, leaves for the marines in 2 weeks... not to mention i have to break up with my sick hot awesome gf because i don't do long distance. so i guess im going to be depressed?
If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn
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VanDerMeyde   Norway. May 12 2008 23:47. Posts 5127
On May 12 2008 20:14 Fayth wrote:
dark templar
Im a tilter
:D
Last edit: 12/05/2008 23:47
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FrinkX   United States. May 12 2008 23:54. Posts 7562
im a guy that won't spend even 2k on a silly watch or anything retarded but will go broke trying to help a friend/relative in need , and also in having fun + trips
On May 13 2008 11:06 locoo wrote:
im a guy that won't spend even 2k on a silly watch or anything retarded but will go broke trying to help a friend/relative in need , and also in having fun + trips
we're the same guy
helping friends is -ev though from a purely wallet perspective :o
i'm also ok at poker, when i'm good i'm really good but when i'm bad i'm worse than the worst. i owned everyone but peachy and maybe one more guy in the "how much have you lost in one day" thread but was ashamed to say how much and to this day only one LPer knows. and you'll never know
that's who i am
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F4Zi   United Kingdom. May 13 2008 14:47. Posts 3462
My girlfriend started blowing me and then she stopped, I went on tilt and donkey punched her.
Last edit: 13/05/2008 14:48
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Yugless   United States. May 13 2008 15:00. Posts 7174
lol fazio i just watched like 5 of those, they're hilarious
Baal - look is talking hah.
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Breeze   Bulgaria. May 13 2008 15:38. Posts 802
fazio sounds so seksi
My work is of high quality, cheap and fast. Pick only two of those though.
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Muhweli   Finland. May 13 2008 16:17. Posts 10663
Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements
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TalentedTom   Canada. May 13 2008 16:58. Posts 20070
My name is Tom, TalentedTom.
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us and as we let our own lights shine we unconsciously give other people permision to do the same
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sirracksalot   United States. May 13 2008 17:01. Posts 2299
guat power
haters gonna hate
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tokeweed   Philippines. May 13 2008 17:57. Posts 2149
On May 13 2008 11:06 locoo wrote:
im a guy that won't spend even 2k on a silly watch or anything retarded but will go broke trying to help a friend/relative in need , and also in having fun + trips
same here...
big hand = bong loads
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[vital]Myth   United States. May 13 2008 19:03. Posts 12159
unstoppable
Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser
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ToT)MidiaN(   United Kingdom. May 13 2008 19:50. Posts 5070
apathetic
One day good. One day bad. And some days, even hope
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100Large   Canada. May 13 2008 20:10. Posts 359
Hustler of the year
i really want the coke and the money but ill settle for your necklace
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Zografa   Bulgaria. May 13 2008 20:34. Posts 962
ninja
The fish call, the shark raise.
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pinbaLL   Sweden. May 13 2008 20:43. Posts 7243
a lesbian and beer-loving idiot
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whamm!   Albania. May 13 2008 21:02. Posts 11625
NIT in online poker, total monkey spewlagtard IRL
doomswitched against drawy boards vs aa
sick lucksack in relationships
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whamm!   Albania. May 13 2008 21:04. Posts 11625
On May 13 2008 10:26 anon wrote:
Right now i am confused person, who can not decide for which car to save money for 3 class BMW or Audi A8
btw what does "emo" mean ?
an emo is a ''kind'' of person, their are close to gay people,lol
emo is a kind of music...
and the best thing to show you what is an emo
remember during the 80's when looking like prince/rick james or duran duran scored points with the women? reference to dave chappelle's take on rick james
well its back with a tinge of looking gothic and disturbed. so gay imho
On May 13 2008 20:41 HeRoS)eNGagE wrote:
the third person is a guy btw
i'd do him
You aint a poet ur just a drunk with a pen
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FrinkX   United States. May 14 2008 01:28. Posts 7562
i'd do you
i'm going to do you
very soon actually
bitch on a pension suck my dong
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Rekrul   United States. May 14 2008 01:58. Posts 3338
i am manner personified
LOvEDoM says: ALL IN WAR
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YoMeR   United States. May 14 2008 02:40. Posts 12438
On May 14 2008 00:58 Rekrul wrote:
i am manner personified
haha
eZ Life.
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hubmaster   United States. May 14 2008 02:52. Posts 586
guat power
You ship me your monies, I ship you my gratitude.
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XoXthajmanXoX   United States. May 14 2008 07:34. Posts 834
hungover
SERIOUSLY!
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Cro)Deadman   Croatia. May 14 2008 07:59. Posts 3943
On May 13 2008 04:40 JohnnyBologna wrote:
constantly bored, browsing online poker forums too much
Metagame Purposes.
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Cray0ns   United States. May 14 2008 08:51. Posts 993
I am a puppet on a string
I am the worst thing worst thing you've ever seen
I am impossible to believe
I'm pulled by gravity shocked by my depravity
I'm irrational I'm illogical hypocritical a bleeding heart liberal
I'm an alien dressed like Gideon I'm a malcontent
a thorough modern idiot watch me as I fall
I am humble I am vain
what motivates me something I can't explain
I am outrageous and insane
I'm fueled by gasoline, alcohol and nicotine
I'm an honest hypocrite imploding modern idiot
I am a slave to my abuse convicted caught with no excuse
I'm pathetic apathetic disillusioned disconnected
I am lost I am free I'm impossible to believe
a walking chemical statistically impossible
a thorough modern idiot watch me as I fall
(pennywise - watch me as I fall ldo)
On May 14 2008 10:19 devon06atX wrote:
I am one of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
ffs i can't remember where I heard this before
fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount
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Karma   Australia. May 14 2008 14:23. Posts 3538
hunter s thompson i think
fish mentality
Last edit: 14/05/2008 14:24
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kantoiki   Australia. May 14 2008 15:14. Posts 3818
cool.
muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet.
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lebowski   Greece. May 14 2008 17:42. Posts 9205
I am jack's complete lack of surprise
new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man...
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Forrest Gump   Argentina. May 14 2008 18:35. Posts 1217
Im Forrest Gump and Im good at ping pong
ADZ124: why do people put pictures of their child in stars.. its like please help feed my child im a fish i cant play?
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kimseongchan   United States. May 14 2008 18:39. Posts 2089
17-year old korean just tryin to get through life
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Baalim   Mexico. May 14 2008 19:31. Posts 34312
token mexican obv
Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online
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Pacifist   Israel. May 14 2008 19:50. Posts 1824
cereal rapist
Those who do not BELIEVE in krablar must CONCEDE to krablar.
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Pillars   United States. May 14 2008 23:31. Posts 1049
On May 14 2008 18:50 Pacifist wrote:
cereal rapist
The skirt that Lucky Charms guy wears....he pretty much brings it on himself.
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mrpav.com   Canada. May 15 2008 01:21. Posts 3069
On May 14 2008 10:19 devon06atX wrote:
I am one of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
ffs i can't remember where I heard this before
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traktor   Czech Republic. May 15 2008 06:41. Posts 372
I am the Winner.
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H_   New Zealand. May 15 2008 06:42. Posts 159
A fish!
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. May 15 2008 06:50. Posts 14026
im bad at life, even on easy mode.
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PokerDoc88   Australia. May 15 2008 08:28. Posts 3527
Insane. Learning about cancer genetics = no thx
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GameOverNoob   Canada. May 15 2008 12:03. Posts 961
a degenerate.
@lehgoboy
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GameOverNoob   Canada. May 15 2008 12:08. Posts 961
a degenerate who just got laid.
@lehgoboy
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Fayth   Canada. May 15 2008 12:14. Posts 10085
On May 15 2008 11:03 GameOverNoob wrote:
a degenerate.
On May 15 2008 11:08 GameOverNoob wrote:
a degenerate who just got laid.
Can you say performance
Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy