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tokeweed   Philippines. May 12 2008 20:49. Posts 2149

i'm nothing but a left over junkie from the 90's...

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big hand = bong loads 

rS.Wisdom[9]   United States. May 12 2008 20:52. Posts 1288

....

wat


Floofy   Canada. May 12 2008 20:53. Posts 8708

a looser who struggle to get a gf

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Highcard   Canada. May 12 2008 21:12. Posts 5428

someone who has everyday to do whatever I want

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

Fayth    Canada. May 12 2008 21:14. Posts 10085

dark templar

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

Breeze   Bulgaria. May 12 2008 21:18. Posts 802

I have two legs and no feathers

My work is of high quality, cheap and fast. Pick only two of those though. 

Sennpu   Canada. May 12 2008 21:24. Posts 1960

a slave

then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -Floofy 

nolan   Ireland. May 12 2008 21:25. Posts 6205

sick ill baller toughass

On September 08 2008 10:07 Baal wrote: my head is a gyroscope, your argument is invalid 

Spitfiree   Bulgaria. May 12 2008 21:31. Posts 9634

im sleepy prolly coz its 6:31am


skwigggg   Denmark. May 12 2008 21:49. Posts 34


  On May 12 2008 20:25 nolan wrote:
sick ill baller toughass



i bet u r


TimDawg    United States. May 12 2008 22:02. Posts 10197


  On May 12 2008 20:49 skwigggg wrote:
Show nested quote +



i bet u r
he is

talk with him on vent for 5 mins

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball 

ggplz   Sweden. May 12 2008 22:17. Posts 16784

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

Three7MTL   Canada. May 12 2008 22:34. Posts 597


fenner   Australia. May 12 2008 22:36. Posts 2188

a nerd who cant socialize has no friends and has never had a gf


Highcard   Canada. May 12 2008 22:47. Posts 5428


  On May 12 2008 21:36 fenner wrote:
a nerd who cant socialize has no friends and has never had a gf



floofy is this your brother?

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

fenner   Australia. May 12 2008 22:48. Posts 2188


  On May 12 2008 21:47 Highcard wrote:
Show nested quote +



floofy is this your brother?


no i consider myself quite intelligent


SPEWTARD   Peru. May 12 2008 22:56. Posts 4307

a tilt monkey/spewtard t.t

Rise and Shine 

milkman   United States. May 12 2008 23:09. Posts 5719

lucky...

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally. 

Loco   Canada. May 12 2008 23:13. Posts 21022

i dont know, but certainly not what people think i am

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

DarkDevildog   United States. May 12 2008 23:45. Posts 1764

is signing his life away, leaves for the marines in 2 weeks... not to mention i have to break up with my sick hot awesome gf because i don't do long distance. so i guess im going to be depressed?

If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn 

VanDerMeyde   Norway. May 12 2008 23:47. Posts 5127


  On May 12 2008 20:14 Fayth wrote:
dark templar





Im a tilter

:DLast edit: 12/05/2008 23:47

FrinkX   United States. May 12 2008 23:54. Posts 7562

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

BenGb   Canada. May 13 2008 00:06. Posts 421

wallaP 

vegable   United States. May 13 2008 00:06. Posts 2453

hahaha they're ambiguously F-A-B-ULOUS!

Stir fry Normandy 

YoMeR   United States. May 13 2008 00:32. Posts 12438

Someone that's living the ez life.

eZ Life. 

Karma    Australia. May 13 2008 02:05. Posts 3538

my dick looks big all night long

fish mentality 

sirracksalot   United States. May 13 2008 02:10. Posts 2299

hecho in guatville

haters gonna hate 

Kapol   Poland. May 13 2008 03:15. Posts 4696

Your mum's lover.

BIBLE (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth)Last edit: 13/05/2008 03:16

tokeweed   Philippines. May 13 2008 05:30. Posts 2149


  On May 13 2008 01:05 Karma wrote:
my dick looks big all night long



haven't you considered that you just have really small hands?

big hand = bong loads 

HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. May 13 2008 05:34. Posts 10896

lol@ fenner and highcard


Tycho   Netherlands. May 13 2008 05:40. Posts 1553

Loco is so emo

Poker is fun. 

JohnnyBologna   United States. May 13 2008 05:40. Posts 1401

constantly bored, browsing online poker forums too much

Just do whats right 

ck20   . May 13 2008 05:47. Posts 1130

I am the one who fails


kesh   Greece. May 13 2008 06:31. Posts 344

2 things about pot...win it and smoke it 

Sheitan   Canada. May 13 2008 06:39. Posts 4217

... a slave II society nigga

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt  

Loco   Canada. May 13 2008 06:49. Posts 21022


  On May 13 2008 04:40 Tycho wrote:
Loco is so emo



'tis true

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Stat.Quo   Somalia. May 13 2008 09:13. Posts 1230

a happy dude, can travel when i wanna, can drink when i wanna, and i love international cuuchi


keuner   Germany. May 13 2008 09:36. Posts 1535

bertholt brecht

lol hepatitis is like roulette it depends which letter you get - rockman255 

night_front   United States. May 13 2008 09:53. Posts 294


Syntax   United States. May 13 2008 10:37. Posts 4415

guat mania

wut wut wut 

lebowski   Greece. May 13 2008 10:54. Posts 9205

I am tilted

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

anon   Lithuania. May 13 2008 11:26. Posts 5965

Right now i am confused person, who can not decide for which car to save money for 3 class BMW or Audi A8

btw what does "emo" mean ?

Doyle Brunson: Fights with your wife or girlfriend are not healthy for you bank roll 

Darki   Peru. May 13 2008 11:42. Posts 687

i used to be el papitoss now im trying to be el papipoker 8)

http://reavermicro.blogspot.com/ actualizado 2013!!Last edit: 13/05/2008 11:43

kemo   Denmark. May 13 2008 11:48. Posts 573

Everything.


locoo   Peru. May 13 2008 12:06. Posts 4566

im a guy that won't spend even 2k on a silly watch or anything retarded but will go broke trying to help a friend/relative in need , and also in having fun + trips

bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte 

locoo   Peru. May 13 2008 12:07. Posts 4566

oh im also ok at poker

bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte 

HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. May 13 2008 12:37. Posts 10896


  On May 13 2008 10:26 anon wrote:
Right now i am confused person, who can not decide for which car to save money for 3 class BMW or Audi A8

btw what does "emo" mean ?


an emo is a ''kind'' of person, their are close to gay people,lol
emo is a kind of music...


and the best thing to show you what is an emo


Stygg   Sweden. May 13 2008 14:11. Posts 2347


  On May 13 2008 11:06 locoo wrote:
im a guy that won't spend even 2k on a silly watch or anything retarded but will go broke trying to help a friend/relative in need , and also in having fun + trips



we're the same guy
helping friends is -ev though from a purely wallet perspective :o

i'm also ok at poker, when i'm good i'm really good but when i'm bad i'm worse than the worst. i owned everyone but peachy and maybe one more guy in the "how much have you lost in one day" thread but was ashamed to say how much and to this day only one LPer knows. and you'll never know

that's who i am


F4Zi   United Kingdom. May 13 2008 14:47. Posts 3462

im a talented mouse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5r_iOFipfE

My girlfriend started blowing me and then she stopped, I went on tilt and donkey punched her.Last edit: 13/05/2008 14:48

Yugless    United States. May 13 2008 15:00. Posts 7174

lol fazio i just watched like 5 of those, they're hilarious

Baal - look is talking hah.  

Breeze   Bulgaria. May 13 2008 15:38. Posts 802

fazio sounds so seksi

My work is of high quality, cheap and fast. Pick only two of those though. 

Muhweli   Finland. May 13 2008 16:17. Posts 10663

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

TalentedTom    Canada. May 13 2008 16:58. Posts 20070

My name is Tom, TalentedTom.

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us and as we let our own lights shine we unconsciously give other people permision to do the same 

sirracksalot   United States. May 13 2008 17:01. Posts 2299

guat power

haters gonna hate 

tokeweed   Philippines. May 13 2008 17:57. Posts 2149


  On May 13 2008 11:06 locoo wrote:
im a guy that won't spend even 2k on a silly watch or anything retarded but will go broke trying to help a friend/relative in need , and also in having fun + trips



same here...

big hand = bong loads 

[vital]Myth    United States. May 13 2008 19:03. Posts 12159

unstoppable

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

ToT)MidiaN(    United Kingdom. May 13 2008 19:50. Posts 5070

apathetic

One day good. One day bad. And some days, even hope 

100Large   Canada. May 13 2008 20:10. Posts 359

Hustler of the year

i really want the coke and the money but ill settle for your necklace 

Zografa   Bulgaria. May 13 2008 20:34. Posts 962

ninja

The fish call, the shark raise. 

pinbaLL    Sweden. May 13 2008 20:43. Posts 7243

a lesbian and beer-loving idiot


whamm!   Albania. May 13 2008 21:02. Posts 11625

NIT in online poker, total monkey spewlagtard IRL
doomswitched against drawy boards vs aa
sick lucksack in relationships


whamm!   Albania. May 13 2008 21:04. Posts 11625


  On May 13 2008 11:37 HeRoS)eNGagE wrote:
Show nested quote +


an emo is a ''kind'' of person, their are close to gay people,lol
emo is a kind of music...


and the best thing to show you what is an emo




remember during the 80's when looking like prince/rick james or duran duran scored points with the women? reference to dave chappelle's take on rick james
well its back with a tinge of looking gothic and disturbed. so gay imho


Loco   Canada. May 13 2008 21:28. Posts 21022

midian is emo too

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. May 13 2008 21:41. Posts 10896

the third person is a guy btw


Loco   Canada. May 13 2008 23:26. Posts 21022

lies

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

D_Zoo   Canada. May 14 2008 01:17. Posts 4013


  On May 13 2008 20:41 HeRoS)eNGagE wrote:
the third person is a guy btw



i'd do him

You aint a poet ur just a drunk with a pen 

FrinkX   United States. May 14 2008 01:28. Posts 7562

i'd do you

i'm going to do you

very soon actually

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

Rekrul   United States. May 14 2008 01:58. Posts 3338

i am manner personified

LOvEDoM says: ALL IN WAR 

YoMeR   United States. May 14 2008 02:40. Posts 12438


  On May 14 2008 00:58 Rekrul wrote:
i am manner personified



haha

eZ Life. 

hubmaster   United States. May 14 2008 02:52. Posts 586

guat power

You ship me your monies, I ship you my gratitude. 

XoXthajmanXoX   United States. May 14 2008 07:34. Posts 834

hungover

SERIOUSLY! 

Cro)Deadman   Croatia. May 14 2008 07:59. Posts 3943


  On May 13 2008 04:40 JohnnyBologna wrote:
constantly bored, browsing online poker forums too much

Metagame Purposes. 

Cray0ns   United States. May 14 2008 08:51. Posts 993

I am a puppet on a string
I am the worst thing worst thing you've ever seen
I am impossible to believe
I'm pulled by gravity shocked by my depravity
I'm irrational I'm illogical hypocritical a bleeding heart liberal
I'm an alien dressed like Gideon I'm a malcontent
a thorough modern idiot watch me as I fall
I am humble I am vain
what motivates me something I can't explain
I am outrageous and insane
I'm fueled by gasoline, alcohol and nicotine
I'm an honest hypocrite imploding modern idiot
I am a slave to my abuse convicted caught with no excuse
I'm pathetic apathetic disillusioned disconnected
I am lost I am free I'm impossible to believe
a walking chemical statistically impossible
a thorough modern idiot watch me as I fall
(pennywise - watch me as I fall ldo)

 Last edit: 14/05/2008 09:00

Loco   Canada. May 14 2008 08:52. Posts 21022

i'm an internet bad ass tough guy

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

nicksson   Sweden. May 14 2008 09:57. Posts 4662



I AM BEOWULF


iop   Sweden. May 14 2008 10:08. Posts 4953

I am I am

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

Loco   Canada. May 14 2008 10:53. Posts 21022

Mister Loco that's me nigga.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

devon06atX   Canada. May 14 2008 11:19. Posts 5462

--- Nuked ---


Loco   Canada. May 14 2008 13:26. Posts 21022


  On May 14 2008 10:19 devon06atX wrote:
I am one of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.



ffs i can't remember where I heard this before

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Karma    Australia. May 14 2008 14:23. Posts 3538

hunter s thompson i think

fish mentalityLast edit: 14/05/2008 14:24

kantoiki   Australia. May 14 2008 15:14. Posts 3818

cool.

muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet. 

lebowski   Greece. May 14 2008 17:42. Posts 9205

I am jack's complete lack of surprise

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

Forrest Gump   Argentina. May 14 2008 18:35. Posts 1217

Im Forrest Gump and Im good at ping pong

ADZ124: why do people put pictures of their child in stars.. its like please help feed my child im a fish i cant play? 

kimseongchan   United States. May 14 2008 18:39. Posts 2089

17-year old korean just tryin to get through life


Baalim   Mexico. May 14 2008 19:31. Posts 34312

token mexican obv

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

Pacifist   Israel. May 14 2008 19:50. Posts 1824

cereal rapist

Those who do not BELIEVE in krablar must CONCEDE to krablar. 

Pillars   United States. May 14 2008 23:31. Posts 1049


  On May 14 2008 18:50 Pacifist wrote:
cereal rapist


The skirt that Lucky Charms guy wears....he pretty much brings it on himself.


mrpav.com   Canada. May 15 2008 01:21. Posts 3069

===== mrpav.com ===== 

znb   Hungary. May 15 2008 02:29. Posts 351

im a lifetime zombie

I usually play NL1000, but accidentally misclicked.Last edit: 15/05/2008 02:29

Loco   Canada. May 15 2008 06:06. Posts 21022


  On May 15 2008 00:21 mrpav.com wrote:
a banned user

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Ket    United Kingdom. May 15 2008 06:17. Posts 8665


  On May 14 2008 12:26 Loco wrote:
Show nested quote +



ffs i can't remember where I heard this before


traktor   Czech Republic. May 15 2008 06:41. Posts 372

I am the Winner.


H_   New Zealand. May 15 2008 06:42. Posts 159

A fish!


qwerty67890   New Zealand. May 15 2008 06:50. Posts 14026

im bad at life, even on easy mode.


PokerDoc88   Australia. May 15 2008 08:28. Posts 3527

Insane. Learning about cancer genetics = no thx


GameOverNoob   Canada. May 15 2008 12:03. Posts 961

a degenerate.

@lehgoboy 

GameOverNoob   Canada. May 15 2008 12:08. Posts 961

a degenerate who just got laid.

@lehgoboy 

Fayth    Canada. May 15 2008 12:14. Posts 10085


  On May 15 2008 11:03 GameOverNoob wrote:
a degenerate.




  On May 15 2008 11:08 GameOverNoob wrote:
a degenerate who just got laid.



Can you say performance

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

BenGb   Canada. May 15 2008 13:32. Posts 421


  On May 14 2008 17:35 Forrest Gump wrote:
Im Forrest Gump and Im good at ping pong



pretty sure I'm better then you at ping pong

wallaPLast edit: 15/05/2008 13:34

collegesucks   United States. May 15 2008 13:42. Posts 5780


  On May 14 2008 17:39 kimseongchan wrote:
17-year old korean just tryin to get through life



by playing internet poker illegitimately =O


collegesucks   United States. May 15 2008 14:04. Posts 5780

20-year old korean not really trying at anything at all

 Last edit: 15/05/2008 14:04

devon06atX   Canada. May 16 2008 00:05. Posts 5462

--- Nuked ---


Loco   Canada. May 16 2008 01:58. Posts 21022


  On May 15 2008 12:32 BenGb wrote:
Show nested quote +



pretty sure I'm better then you at ping pong


Shh. the only thing better than Forrest Gump at ping pong is this

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

timotti   Finland. May 16 2008 03:21. Posts 22

noob at poker


lebowski   Greece. May 16 2008 04:19. Posts 9205


  On May 16 2008 00:58 Loco wrote:
Show nested quote +



Shh. the only thing better than Forrest Gump at ping pong is this



holy fucking shit

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man...Last edit: 16/05/2008 04:20

collegesucks   United States. May 16 2008 23:21. Posts 5780


  On May 16 2008 00:58 Loco wrote:
Show nested quote +



Shh. the only thing better than Forrest Gump at ping pong is this




it's older than God but this vid still owns yours


collegesucks   United States. May 16 2008 23:22. Posts 5780

this one is really sick too:


Loco   Canada. May 17 2008 06:46. Posts 21022


  On May 16 2008 22:21 collegesucks wrote:
Show nested quote +



it's older than God but this vid still owns yours




your video is old as well. the only reason I posted mine is because it's named "better than forrest gump" on youtube

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

YoMeR   United States. May 17 2008 12:05. Posts 12438

goddamned chinese are sick.

eZ Life. 

 



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