Rekrul   United States. May 12 2008 03:00. Posts 3338
Theres this girl in korea that plays cash games and only if there are unreal fishes and she is the sickest nit on the face of the earth, she was at the underground 5/10 game when I lost like 3000$ the other day.
kitty says:
u lost 5000?
Dan says:
no
kitty says:
how much did u lost?
Dan says:
3000?
kitty says:
no
kitty says:
i don't think
Dan says:
yes...
Dan says:
lol
kitty says:
ok
kitty says:
u are a bad player
Dan says:
really?
kitty says:
for cash game
kitty says:
yes
Dan says:
i won 500,000$ last week
kitty says:
5000?
Dan says:
485,000$
kitty says:
so ?
kitty says:
i won everytime
kitty says:
sometimes u got lucky,u won
kitty says:
sometimes u lost a lot
Dan says:
half a million dollars
Dan says:
485,000,000 won
kitty says:
cash game?
Dan says:
yes
kitty says:
with who?
Dan says:
online
Dan says:
2 korean man
kitty says:
yes,it's online
kitty says:
not cash game
kitty says:
u are thr pro online player
kitty says:
but not cash game
Dan says:
-_-??
Dan says:
ok
Dan says:
i'm bad player
kitty says:
don't be angry
kitty says:
we are friends
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LOvEDoM says: ALL IN WAR
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milkman   United States. May 12 2008 03:03. Posts 5719
i dont understand korenglish
Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally.
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Ftrunkz   Australia. May 12 2008 03:04. Posts 384
fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount
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kimseongchan   United States. May 12 2008 03:07. Posts 2089
On May 12 2008 02:05 Loco wrote:
i feel irritated reading this
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FrinkX   United States. May 12 2008 03:20. Posts 7562
unless shes rly hot and u wanna ship get her hu live and take her $
eziest game of life
bitch on a pension suck my dong
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FrinkX   United States. May 12 2008 03:20. Posts 7562
and call her kitty sekki
bitch on a pension suck my dong
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Joe   Czech Republic. May 12 2008 03:52. Posts 5987
Is it the same kitty as the one who plays 5/10 games on stars?
there is a light at the end of the tunnel... (but sometimes the tunnel is long and deep as hell)
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AndrewSong   United States. May 12 2008 04:01. Posts 2355
HAHHAHAHAHA u got chumped!!!!
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AndrewSong   United States. May 12 2008 04:03. Posts 2355
Dan says:
485,000,000 won
kitty says:
cash game?
Dan says:
yes
kitty says:
with who?
Dan says:
online
Dan says:
2 korean man
kitty says:
yes,it's online
kitty says:
not cash game
kitty says:
u are thr pro online player
kitty says:
but not cash game
Dan says:
-_-??
HAHAHHAHAA
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tokeweed   Philippines. May 12 2008 04:11. Posts 2149
On May 12 2008 03:01 AndrewSong wrote:
HAHHAHAHAHA u got chumped!!!!
lol
big hand = bong loads
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. May 12 2008 04:17. Posts 14026
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Rekrul   United States. May 12 2008 04:19. Posts 3338
HAHAHAHAH
LOvEDoM says: ALL IN WAR
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Repusz   Hungary. May 12 2008 04:27. Posts 1033
You are only 482k up from these facts. u are thr pro online player but not cash game. yes, it's online not cash game.
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skorc   Slovenia. May 12 2008 06:31. Posts 200
Why didn't you tell us that you suck in cash games? I didn't know you're only good online?!
Oh, Dan, come on.
Need some lessons in cash games Dan?
lol
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[vital]Myth   United States. May 12 2008 06:53. Posts 12159
she actually owned you pretty hard here
too bad you still win at life, but at least she's on the scoreboard. it's like DANIEL: 500k, KITTY: 1
Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser
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Pokemyface   Australia. May 12 2008 06:55. Posts 762
these people that are trying to be funny with their sarcasm in this thread, are ruining the goodness, namely the 2 posts above me.
Edit: above Myth's.
Live, and let live.
Last edit: 12/05/2008 06:56
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[vital]Myth   United States. May 12 2008 06:57. Posts 12159
Rekrul says:
then i had some friends in the back vip
Rekrul says:
and me and this guy were trying to get in
Rekrul says:
my friend walks up
Rekrul says:
but we didnt have hte wristband thingy
Rekrul says:
so the bouncer was like no
Rekrul says:
and i was like wtf and just walked in
[vital]Myth says:
LOL
Rekrul says:
and hte bouncer didnt know what to do
Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser
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devon06atX   Canada. May 12 2008 08:23. Posts 5462
Daut   United States. May 12 2008 11:37. Posts 8955
give her some raszi treatment
Dan says:
khans on the phone iwth this hooker
Dan says:
trying to get her to 'hang out' with him
Dan says:
omg
Dan says:
ahahahha
raszi:
loooooooooooooooooool
Dan says:
ROFL
Dan says:
she wants him to come to the establishment she works at
Dan says:
DENIED
raszi:
i hate working hookers like that
raszi:
it feels so pointless
raszi:
when she 'digs' u or whatever
raszi:
and say lets go to the back
raszi:
and u say fuck that
raszi:
lets go out or hang out
raszi:
and she is like ' are you a cop '
raszi:
im like.. 'get out'
raszi:
she is like ?!
raszi:
get the fuck
raszi:
out of my face
raszi:
ok?
raszi:
NOT VERY COPLIKE BEHAVIOUR NOW IS IT
raszi:
IM A FUCKING COP
raszi:
with EURO CLOTHING
raszi:
and SPIKED HAIR
raszi:
24 YRS OLD
raszi:
in LAS FUCKING VEGAS
raszi:
u sherlock
Dan says:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
raszi:
YEAH IM A COP
raszi:
how about i beat the shit out of u
raszi:
with my rubber bat
raszi:
u fucking lawbreaking whore
raszi:
my office is at 1472 bellagio
Dan says:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL
raszi:
ill lock u in a fucking cage there
raszi:
u wish i was a cop
raszi:
dirty crackbitch
raszi:
ill fucking lock u up and make a snuffmovie out of u
raszi:
BETTER THAT THAN GETTING ARRESTED
raszi:
WHATS URNAME ANYWAY?
raszi:
SUNSHINE?
Dan says:
looooooooool
raszi:
REALLY? raszi:
HI IM DARK CLOUD
NewbSaibot: 18 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Because FUCK YOU, Daut
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Rekrul   United States. May 12 2008 11:40. Posts 3338
HAHAHAHAHA
LOvEDoM says: ALL IN WAR
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ggplz   Sweden. May 12 2008 11:56. Posts 16784
haha
if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN
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[vital]Myth   United States. May 12 2008 11:58. Posts 12159
On May 12 2008 09:33 hansen jr. wrote: [x]hidden brag for winning 500k in one week [x] monster life
fyp
Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser
Last edit: 12/05/2008 12:00
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[vital]Myth   United States. May 12 2008 12:03. Posts 12159
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL dark cloud
god nobody flips out like raszi
Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser
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ahk88   United States. May 12 2008 14:21. Posts 635
owned. challenge her to HU now
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TimDawg   United States. May 12 2008 17:11. Posts 10197
omg i died laughing from that raszi/rek convo lololol
online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball
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pinbaLL   Sweden. May 12 2008 17:28. Posts 7243
LOL convo!
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casinocasino   Canada. May 12 2008 18:47. Posts 3347
lol thrad.
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F4Zi   United Kingdom. May 12 2008 19:14. Posts 3462
lol
My girlfriend started blowing me and then she stopped, I went on tilt and donkey punched her.
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2Vi3T_B0Y4   Canada. May 12 2008 19:39. Posts 927
LOL.. its fuuny.
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Baalim   Mexico. May 13 2008 01:00. Posts 34312
where the HU for rolls line? lame
Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online
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YoMeR   United States. May 13 2008 01:11. Posts 12438
wow raszi you are one sick fuck lmao.
eZ Life.
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SPEWTARD   Peru. May 13 2008 02:35. Posts 4307
omg all this time i tho i was playin cash games...online...
Rise and Shine
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ToT)MidiaN(   United Kingdom. May 13 2008 03:37. Posts 5070
rofl what a retard.
One day good. One day bad. And some days, even hope
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MayZerG   United Kingdom. May 13 2008 15:34. Posts 2123
this thread delivers!
I like to hold all the nuts - CrownRoyal
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Fayth   Canada. May 13 2008 16:10. Posts 10085
raszi's convo with rek was great hahahahaha
Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy
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Hjorturkall   Iceland. May 13 2008 17:08. Posts 483
lol - nuff said
Mig hefur alltaf langað til að vitna í sjálfan mig - Ég sjálfur
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PoorUser   United States. May 13 2008 17:45. Posts 7472
oh that girl was the sickest nit
you should play 6/1 like her so you regain her respect
Gambler Emeritus
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Bigbobm   United States. May 14 2008 09:17. Posts 5513
tell her i think shes cute
i need a shuga mamma
Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket