Jennifer Tilly Just Owned Me

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JonnyCosMo United States. Feb 29 2008 15:41. Posts 7292

Villan is a 32/22/2 aggro monkey whos making a lot of dumb bluffs at pots and generally is playing somewhat fast. The following proceeds to happen...

Submitted by : JonnyCosMo

PokerStars Game #15641542740: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/02/29 - 17:20:31 (ET)
Table 'Scabiosa IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: kapie123 ($673.90 in chips)
Seat 2: JonnyCosMo ($400 in chips)
Seat 3: Cas1noRoyale ($400 in chips)
Seat 4: TaTaTunes ($376.60 in chips)
Seat 5: -bd1rty- ($557 in chips)
Seat 6: darling12 ($404.30 in chips)
kapie123: posts small blind $2
JonnyCosMo : posts big blind $4

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to JonnyCosMo
Cas1noRoyale: folds
TaTaTunes: folds
-bd1rty-: folds
darling12: raises $12 to $16
kapie123: calls $14
JonnyCosMo : calls $12

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $48.00)


kapie123: checks
JonnyCosMo : checks
darling12: checks

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $48.00)


kapie123: checks
JonnyCosMo : checks
darling12: bets $40
kapie123: folds
JonnyCosMo : calls $40

River (Pot : $128.00)


JonnyCosMo : checks
darling12: checks

Showdown
JonnyCosMo : shows (four of a kind, Eights)
darling12: shows (a flush, Ace high)
JonnyCosMo collected $125 from pot
JonnyCosMo said, "wow"

Summary
Total pot $128 | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: kapie123 (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: JonnyCosMo (big blind) showed and won ($125) with four of a kind, Eights
Seat 3: Cas1noRoyale folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: TaTaTunes folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: -bd1rty- folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: darling12 (button) showed and lost with a flush, Ace high

Chat after the hand:

JonnyCosMo: u sir
JonnyCosMo: are unreal
JonnyCosMo: im still in shock
darling12: whys that
JonnyCosMo: thats gotta be
JonnyCosMo: the sickest check behind
JonnyCosMo: ive seen all yr
darling12: ah its womans intuition
JonnyCosMo: oh ur a girl?
darling12: yup
JonnyCosMo: that explains a lot
darling12: really
JonnyCosMo: Jennifer Tilly style check behind
darling12: she is good
darling12: you could only have 88 there

... /wrists

Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser

Last edit: 29/02/2008 15:47

JonnyCosMo United States. Feb 29 2008 15:43. Posts 7292

brb, shutting down life

Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser

dronebabo United States. Feb 29 2008 15:45. Posts 736

LOLOLOLLOLL

bioboyAT Austria. Feb 29 2008 15:47. Posts 3

god owned :D

ggplz Sweden. Feb 29 2008 15:55. Posts 16784

ROOOOFL

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN

True Finland. Feb 29 2008 15:55. Posts 843

This is so awesome...

I am a NL25 player so take my advice/comments in that perspective

nabz Canada. Feb 29 2008 15:57. Posts 420

lmfao

Education costs money, but then so does ignorance

HachiRoku United States. Feb 29 2008 15:58. Posts 315

HAHAHAHAHAHaHAHA

TimDawg

United States. Feb 29 2008 15:58. Posts 10197

JENNIFER TILLY READS SOULS COSMO

SMAHTEN UP

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball

keuner Germany. Feb 29 2008 15:58. Posts 1535

aggro monkey?i thought an aggro monkey looks more like 33/29/4

lol hepatitis is like roulette it depends which letter you get - rockman255

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United States. Feb 29 2008 15:58. Posts 12159

LOL wow so owned

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser

Rocks2BeGood Netherlands. Feb 29 2008 16:17. Posts 3582

KEKE pwzorz

iD.VaLi on Pokerstars !!

CrownRoyal United States. Feb 29 2008 16:22. Posts 11386

looooool

WHAT IS THIS

PplusAD Germany. Feb 29 2008 16:23. Posts 7182

rofl

holy shit

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)

Logiabs~ Colombia. Feb 29 2008 16:32. Posts 9133

you got so fuckin pwned
haahhaah

Mangojasmine United States. Feb 29 2008 16:34. Posts 26

"darling12: you could only have 88 there"
PRICELESS. FUCKING PRICELESS.
sigh. women...

Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf you have to trap it, ensnare it, and then you have to tame it, keep it happy. Care for it, feed it, lovingly, like an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving. Dwight Shrute

royalsu Canada. Feb 29 2008 16:37. Posts 3233

i read that title and knew right away that this was cosmo's thread.

Artanis[Xp] Netherlands. Feb 29 2008 16:40. Posts 4697

Fox . Feb 29 2008 16:44. Posts 3110

omfg artanis greatest pick ever.

and rofl jc hasdfoh 324 this should auto win HOTW she just life tilted u osadifh oi2p38yh4 sahhahasd f

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Netherlands. Feb 29 2008 16:46. Posts 7080

lmao

You almost twin-caracked his AK - JonnyCosmo

Artanis[Xp] Netherlands. Feb 29 2008 16:46. Posts 4697

I currently have the best pic for neilly ever.
Just gotta wait for a new blog from him.

JYang United States. Feb 29 2008 17:21. Posts 2669

LOOOOOOOOOOL

HOTW MATERIAL

lebowski Greece. Feb 29 2008 17:26. Posts 9205

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/394930
nothing is compared to this though

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man...

collegesucks United States. Feb 29 2008 17:39. Posts 5780

wowwwww

Sheitan Canada. Feb 29 2008 17:45. Posts 4217

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt

Last edit: 29/02/2008 17:49

egood United States. Feb 29 2008 18:07. Posts 1883

i put you on 88 tee hee

Critterer United Kingdom. Feb 29 2008 18:12. Posts 5337

HOTW

LudaHid: dam.ned dam.ned dam.ned. LudaHid: dam.ned northwooden as..hole

andrewcbr Czech Republic. Feb 29 2008 18:46. Posts 373

pure gold :D

Loco Canada. Feb 29 2008 19:01. Posts 21022

*facepalm

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount

Fayth

Canada. Feb 29 2008 19:27. Posts 10085

bahahahaha

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy

asdf2000 United States. Feb 29 2008 19:44. Posts 7710

lol hilarious

Grindin so hard, Im smashin pussies left and right.

JonnyCosMo United States. Feb 29 2008 20:07. Posts 7292

ROFL... this is pure gold

Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser

Cro)Deadman Croatia. Feb 29 2008 21:10. Posts 3943

ya lmao

Metagame Purposes.

Shad United Kingdom. Feb 29 2008 21:28. Posts 866

rofl funniest shit ever

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FrinkX United States. Feb 29 2008 21:58. Posts 7562

so stnd for you cosmo

bitch on a pension suck my dong

handbanana21 United States. Feb 29 2008 21:59. Posts 3037

LOL

X sawseech Canada. Feb 29 2008 22:04. Posts 3182

lets go fucking mental la la la la lets go fucking mental lets go fucking mental lala la la

Minion Brasil. Feb 29 2008 22:32. Posts 2112

EZ
im a nit

Submitted by : Minion

PokerStars Game #14765367296: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2008/01/23 - 11:51:53 (ET)
Table 'Roehla' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Alaton ($115.80 in chips)
Seat 2: FRiaR SKanK ($621.90 in chips)
Seat 3: TAIKO66 ($74.25 in chips)
Seat 4: Pillars ($1006.15 in chips)
Seat 6: SobraoBoY ($570 in chips)
Seat 7: Punty ($793.40 in chips)
Seat 8: Hero ($1300.70 in chips)
Seat 9: Acoola ($512.40 in chips)
Pillars: posts small blind $3
SobraoBoY: posts big blind $6

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
Punty: raises $18 to $24
Hero : calls $24
Acoola: folds
Alaton: folds
FRiaR SKanK: calls $24
TAIKO66: folds
Pillars: folds
SobraoBoY: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $81.00)


Punty: bets $54
Hero : calls $54
FRiaR SKanK: folds

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $189.00)


Punty: checks
Hero : bets $126
Punty: calls $126

River (Pot : $441.00)


Punty: checks
Hero : checks

Showdown
Punty: shows (a full house, Aces full of Kings)
Hero : mucks hand
Punty collected $438 from pot

Summary
Total pot $441 | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: Alaton folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: FRiaR SKanK folded on the Flop
Seat 3: TAIKO66 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Pillars (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: SobraoBoY (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Punty showed and won ($438) with a full house, Aces full of Kings
Seat 8: Hero mucked
Seat 9: Acoola folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Last edit: 29/02/2008 22:34

flounder44 United States. Feb 29 2008 23:52. Posts 916

lololol jennifer tilly what a n00b

Luna_Bluffgood Germany. Mar 01 2008 10:13. Posts 1220

L!O!LO!LO!L

sTrAtO Mexico. Mar 01 2008 11:12. Posts 5882

obv a joke

-Karla:Mira, tu película! -Yo: cuál? -Karla: Big Fish! jaja

brudman Canada. Mar 01 2008 11:50. Posts 615

zeebo this fuckin shit one time

k2o4 United States. Mar 01 2008 12:17. Posts 4803

wooooooow

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Spitfiree Bulgaria. Mar 01 2008 13:55. Posts 9634

hey she read u right! :D

jchysk United States. Mar 01 2008 23:05. Posts 435

sick and twisted!

w00t

qu4nTum-fLuX Canada. Mar 02 2008 01:19. Posts 369

On February 29 2008 16:45 Sheitan wrote:

roflmayo

funniest ever

blunt_smokr United States. Mar 02 2008 01:26. Posts 1314

LOOOOOOL ^^^^

SirBlotto Germany. Mar 02 2008 07:33. Posts 1270

Rofl

frenchylucky Finland. Mar 02 2008 10:30. Posts 1788

On March 02 2008 00:19 qu4nTum-fLuX wrote:

Show nested quote +
On February 29 2008 16:45 Sheitan wrote:

roflmayo

funniest ever

so rigged 2 . 8 of club..

I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died. WTF...welcome to finland...

mikeymoo Canada. Mar 02 2008 11:25. Posts 988

Wow.

o_O

n0rthf4ce

United States. Mar 02 2008 13:27. Posts 8119

On February 29 2008 16:45 Sheitan wrote:

ROFL soooooo funny

www.cardrunners.com

n0rthf4ce

United States. Mar 02 2008 13:28. Posts 8119

On February 29 2008 21:32 Minion wrote:
EZ
im a nit

Submitted by : Minion
PokerStars Game #14765367296: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2008/01/23 - 11:51:53 (ET)
Table 'Roehla' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Alaton ($115.80 in chips)
Seat 2: FRiaR SKanK ($621.90 in chips)
Seat 3: TAIKO66 ($74.25 in chips)
Seat 4: Pillars ($1006.15 in chips)
Seat 6: SobraoBoY ($570 in chips)
Seat 7: Punty ($793.40 in chips)
Seat 8: Hero ($1300.70 in chips)
Seat 9: Acoola ($512.40 in chips)
Pillars: posts small blind $3
SobraoBoY: posts big blind $6

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
Punty: raises $18 to $24
Hero : calls $24
Acoola: folds
Alaton: folds
FRiaR SKanK: calls $24
TAIKO66: folds
Pillars: folds
SobraoBoY: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $81.00)


Punty: bets $54
Hero : calls $54
FRiaR SKanK: folds

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $189.00)


Punty: checks
Hero : bets $126
Punty: calls $126

River (Pot : $441.00)


Punty: checks
Hero : checks

Showdown
Punty: shows (a full house, Aces full of Kings)
Hero : mucks hand
Punty collected $438 from pot

Summary
Total pot $441 | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: Alaton folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: FRiaR SKanK folded on the Flop
Seat 3: TAIKO66 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Pillars (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: SobraoBoY (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Punty showed and won ($438) with a full house, Aces full of Kings
Seat 8: Hero mucked
Seat 9: Acoola folded before Flop (didn't bet)

u should put this up for hotw imo

www.cardrunners.com

Twisted

Netherlands. Mar 02 2008 14:24. Posts 10422

PokerStars Game #14765367296: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2008/01/23 - 11:51:53 (ET)

In a world where it's 6 weeks ago .

legendofxix Canada. Mar 02 2008 15:40. Posts 242

No-one remains a virgin. Life fucks everyone.

ayerKUSH Mexico. Mar 07 2008 04:02. Posts 15

such a pretty board and u check the river with the nuts ;(