dicuss it?? yea

how much would it suck to be a tutlrle?

turtle

like say u were walking alone in the forest and u were like tee da dee da dee and all olf a sudden some piece of crap kid was like LOL and flipped ur ass over and u were stucked there and u couldnt flip over and none of ur friends were there to help u flip back over and every other animal is prolly a big faggot and wouldnt help u flip over or would eat u

so either u get eaten or u get baked by the sun... so u burn to death or die by starvation/dehydradition

so again

how much would it suck to be a turtle i bet the mortality rate is huge?

how do they repdoruce anyways do they oh wait lol they lay eggs

only cool turtle u could be is a sea turtle cuz then u get to swim like a champ and ppl see u in the water and they're like WOAH

and then if u go on the beach to lay eggs ur all protected by the law and if some fag comes to fk with u just call the 50 and they'll lock his ass up shipit

but if ur not a seaturtle it'd def. suck to be a turtle cuz u'd get pwned... what if u have to cross the road.. and i mean ur a turtle so ur not smart u just cross a road right. say u crossed the road on a turn u go like .000001 mph and if a car with a jackass comes tearing around the corner he'll run ur ass over and a car can def > gg ur shell theres no doubt so seriously either u die of being burned by the sun or dehydration/starvation or eaten by another animal or u get run over by a car/struck/snowmobile

+ the sex must be nasty

ok maybe it'd be ok to be a snapping turtle cuz u could bite lil kids hands off (almost happened to me true story) but other than that and the sea turtle it'd prolly SUCK JESUS

reasons stated

dusciuss

you high?

u know its prolly not a good thing monkeys and turtles arent in the same locations (i assume?) cuz like monkeys like to do shit like fling poo and other stuff i bet they'd flip turltes over as well as tip cows

i love it when i see pigs fly in the morning...

wow so youve never seen turtles fuck before

wow doggy style

shit maybe it doesnt suck

but wouldnt it sukc if the onl y position u could do is dogy style?

or am i retarded for asking that LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

fk

NM TURTLES HAVE IT MADe

cept for dying cuz they get filpped over2!

i think the turtle brain isnt as developped as human brain and they therefore feel pain less than us
at least i hope so for them...

doggystyle is one of my least fav

On September 29 2007 22:59 sOah wrote: doggystyle is one of my least fav

O_O
no way.....best way

whoooa man you are blowin my mind

far out, new lvl, unnatainable, ever in the place for serial dude what 's up ? how are you? muh main man frinxxxxor A me mi vuelve loco verde yyy daft punk

i like you - turtle or not

haha i remember writing this

sweet

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A+ read, would read again.

LOL that last turlte was an S/M turtle

If you're a giant turtle no one can flip you

On September 29 2007 22:43 FrinkX wrote: how much would it suck to be a tutlrle? turtle

o rly?

yo wtf
that turtles got a gun

exactly. so this:

On September 29 2007 22:43 FrinkX wrote: like say u were walking alone in the forest and u were like tee da dee da dee and all olf a sudden some piece of crap kid was like LOL and flipped ur ass over and u were stucked there and u couldnt flip over and none of ur friends were there to help u flip back over and every other animal is prolly a big faggot and wouldnt help u flip over or would eat u so either u get eaten or u get baked by the sun... so u burn to death or die by starvation/dehydradition

is all bullshit

On September 30 2007 10:16 SneakrFreakr wrote: Show nested quote + On September 29 2007 22:43 FrinkX wrote: how much would it suck to be a tutlrle? turtle o rly?

rofl that pic is cracking me up

Both frinkX and nolan have lost touch with reality from playing too much poker. avoid the same horrible fate! go outside today!

hello, you might like to read Small Gods by Terry Pratchett
it carefully details the adventures of a person who has abruptly turned into a turtle
i managed to find three whole pictures of the cover of the book

this the english cover:



and this is the american cover:



you may be wondering where the third cover is? i have not included it

i think i should read this

must be intoxicated while doing so, tho

On September 29 2007 22:43 FrinkX wrote: how much would it suck to be a tutlrle? turtle like say u were walking alone in the forest and u were like tee da dee da dee and all olf a sudden some piece of crap kid was like LOL and flipped ur ass over and u were stucked there and u couldnt flip over and none of ur friends were there to help u flip back over and every other animal is prolly a big faggot and wouldnt help u flip over or would eat u so either u get eaten or u get baked by the sun... so u burn to death or die by starvation/dehydradition so again how much would it suck to be a turtle i bet the mortality rate is huge? how do they repdoruce anyways do they oh wait lol they lay eggs only cool turtle u could be is a sea turtle cuz then u get to swim like a champ and ppl see u in the water and they're like WOAH and then if u go on the beach to lay eggs ur all protected by the law and if some fag comes to fk with u just call the 50 and they'll lock his ass up shipit but if ur not a seaturtle it'd def. suck to be a turtle cuz u'd get pwned... what if u have to cross the road.. and i mean ur a turtle so ur not smart u just cross a road right. say u crossed the road on a turn u go like .000001 mph and if a car with a jackass comes tearing around the corner he'll run ur ass over and a car can def > gg ur shell theres no doubt so seriously either u die of being burned by the sun or dehydration/starvation or eaten by another animal or u get run over by a car/struck/snowmobile + the sex must be nasty ok maybe it'd be ok to be a snapping turtle cuz u could bite lil kids hands off (almost happened to me true story) but other than that and the sea turtle it'd prolly SUCK JESUS reasons stated dusciuss

You do shrooms right?

I apologize and retract my slanderish remarks about turtles after having seen this turtle



HOLY FUCKING SHIT i wish i was a turtle now

look at his eyes. he is probably thinking FUCK YA

OMFG A STRAWBERRY OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG <333333333333333333333333 YESYESYESYESYESYES

NOMNOMNOM

that picture couldnt get ANY better

i need to stop lying

if anyone could bring down the empire known as patrik antonius it'd definetely be THIS TURTLE

On July 19 2008 01:57 FrinkX wrote: if anyone could bring down the empire known as patrik antonius it'd definetely be THIS TURTLE

yea he'd probably chomp his head off

Turtles are awesome, i remember my dad trying to lift a huge one together with a friend, the thing was like 350 pounds.
They're kinda cool too, not saying anything.
Protection Spec!

that is the greatest picture i've ever seen
my god

srsly how hard must it be for a turtle to actually get a strawberry without some bigger/stronger/faster animal getting it first, this is easily the best moment of that turtles life and an inspiration for turtles everywhere

Never seen the thread before, great read, would read again. The turtle on the pic is probably way off, look at his crazy eyes eating Patrik Antonius, so goooooood.

On September 30 2007 09:31 ChoboPokeR_r wrote: --- Nuked ---

LOL

On September 29 2007 22:56 Floofy wrote: i think the turtle brain isnt as developped as human brain and they therefore feel pain less than us at least i hope so for them...

biologist obv

floofy, do retards feel less pain than NASA scientists?

i do think its worse for an human to get his leg cut off, than it is for an insect

On July 19 2008 01:53 [vital]Myth wrote: NOMNOMNOM

haha for some reason this cracked me up completely

thanks for saving my hung over day myth!

On July 19 2008 14:44 Floofy wrote: i do think its worse for an human to get his leg cut off, than it is for an insect

[ ] turtles are insects

anyway, if by 'worse' you mean 'more painful' you are correct because insects have a different nervous system to humans and do not feel pain.

feiticeira you are making me laught hard theses days, ty
lol

On September 29 2007 22:43 FrinkX wrote: how much would it suck to be a tutlrle? turtle like say u were walking alone in the forest and u were like tee da dee da dee and all olf a sudden some piece of crap kid was like LOL and flipped ur ass over and u were stucked there and u couldnt flip over and none of ur friends were there to help u flip back over and every other animal is prolly a big faggot and wouldnt help u flip over or would eat u so either u get eaten or u get baked by the sun... so u burn to death or die by starvation/dehydradition so again how much would it suck to be a turtle i bet the mortality rate is huge? how do they repdoruce anyways do they oh wait lol they lay eggs only cool turtle u could be is a sea turtle cuz then u get to swim like a champ and ppl see u in the water and they're like WOAH and then if u go on the beach to lay eggs ur all protected by the law and if some fag comes to fk with u just call the 50 and they'll lock his ass up shipit but if ur not a seaturtle it'd def. suck to be a turtle cuz u'd get pwned... what if u have to cross the road.. and i mean ur a turtle so ur not smart u just cross a road right. say u crossed the road on a turn u go like .000001 mph and if a car with a jackass comes tearing around the corner he'll run ur ass over and a car can def > gg ur shell theres no doubt so seriously either u die of being burned by the sun or dehydration/starvation or eaten by another animal or u get run over by a car/struck/snowmobile + the sex must be nasty ok maybe it'd be ok to be a snapping turtle cuz u could bite lil kids hands off (almost happened to me true story) but other than that and the sea turtle it'd prolly SUCK JESUS reasons stated dusciuss

This post i find really wierd. Wierd because I too have been giving this a lot of thought lately. I'm not gonna lie man. Its a scary fucking world out there for turtles. This shit aint no joke

On July 19 2008 15:09 Feiticeira wrote: Show nested quote + On July 19 2008 14:44 Floofy wrote: i do think its worse for an human to get his leg cut off, than it is for an insect [ ] turtles are insects

hahaha...

being a turtle fucking ownz, proof.

i think being anything small has to be scary

dude, i totally followed the OP. Like holy shit, I totally understand you. I just wonder what happens to those turtles that are used as pets? They like hide in their shells and shit, but when they look our of their shell again, they see the kids poking at the glass or picking its ass up. Man that must fucking suck ass. You can't get away from danger, just hide in ur shell just to be picked up and played, and poked with.

On July 19 2008 16:04 Baal wrote: being a turtle fucking ownz, proof.

that's a brain with a face and a robotic body blowing a teenage mutant ninja turtle
pretty standard imo

this thread is like whoa

its Krang you newb.

I know I was just describing for those who didn't appreciate

Greatest thread I've seen in a while, haha; I never saw it the first time.

if turtles wore high enough heels would they become green giraffes?

Baal wins thread there, more plz, this shit cracks me up !!!!

Who is insane enough to bump this...

frink the man x himself did with that AWESOME strawberryturtle

frinkx for president

of the ppa