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On September 30 2007 10:16 SneakrFreakr wrote: Show nested quote + On September 29 2007 22:43 FrinkX wrote: how much would it suck to be a tutlrle? turtle o rly?

rofl that pic is cracking me up

Both frinkX and nolan have lost touch with reality from playing too much poker. avoid the same horrible fate! go outside today!

hello, you might like to read Small Gods by Terry Pratchett
it carefully details the adventures of a person who has abruptly turned into a turtle
i managed to find three whole pictures of the cover of the book

this the english cover:



and this is the american cover:



you may be wondering where the third cover is? i have not included it

i think i should read this

must be intoxicated while doing so, tho

On September 29 2007 22:43 FrinkX wrote: how much would it suck to be a tutlrle? turtle like say u were walking alone in the forest and u were like tee da dee da dee and all olf a sudden some piece of crap kid was like LOL and flipped ur ass over and u were stucked there and u couldnt flip over and none of ur friends were there to help u flip back over and every other animal is prolly a big faggot and wouldnt help u flip over or would eat u so either u get eaten or u get baked by the sun... so u burn to death or die by starvation/dehydradition so again how much would it suck to be a turtle i bet the mortality rate is huge? how do they repdoruce anyways do they oh wait lol they lay eggs only cool turtle u could be is a sea turtle cuz then u get to swim like a champ and ppl see u in the water and they're like WOAH and then if u go on the beach to lay eggs ur all protected by the law and if some fag comes to fk with u just call the 50 and they'll lock his ass up shipit but if ur not a seaturtle it'd def. suck to be a turtle cuz u'd get pwned... what if u have to cross the road.. and i mean ur a turtle so ur not smart u just cross a road right. say u crossed the road on a turn u go like .000001 mph and if a car with a jackass comes tearing around the corner he'll run ur ass over and a car can def > gg ur shell theres no doubt so seriously either u die of being burned by the sun or dehydration/starvation or eaten by another animal or u get run over by a car/struck/snowmobile + the sex must be nasty ok maybe it'd be ok to be a snapping turtle cuz u could bite lil kids hands off (almost happened to me true story) but other than that and the sea turtle it'd prolly SUCK JESUS reasons stated dusciuss

You do shrooms right?

I apologize and retract my slanderish remarks about turtles after having seen this turtle



HOLY FUCKING SHIT i wish i was a turtle now

look at his eyes. he is probably thinking FUCK YA

OMFG A STRAWBERRY OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG <333333333333333333333333 YESYESYESYESYESYES

NOMNOMNOM

that picture couldnt get ANY better

i need to stop lying

if anyone could bring down the empire known as patrik antonius it'd definetely be THIS TURTLE

On July 19 2008 01:57 FrinkX wrote: if anyone could bring down the empire known as patrik antonius it'd definetely be THIS TURTLE

yea he'd probably chomp his head off

Turtles are awesome, i remember my dad trying to lift a huge one together with a friend, the thing was like 350 pounds.
They're kinda cool too, not saying anything.
Protection Spec!

that is the greatest picture i've ever seen
my god

srsly how hard must it be for a turtle to actually get a strawberry without some bigger/stronger/faster animal getting it first, this is easily the best moment of that turtles life and an inspiration for turtles everywhere

Never seen the thread before, great read, would read again. The turtle on the pic is probably way off, look at his crazy eyes eating Patrik Antonius, so goooooood.

On September 30 2007 09:31 ChoboPokeR_r wrote: --- Nuked ---

LOL