Tips to get laid - Page 6

wtf this thread.

just whup someone's ass in front of her that always works.

and if not, whup her ass.

losers lol...

im 30 years old and i still have no clue

Wow.. Seriously.

Asking for tips on a poker forum, real smart.



BE YOURSELF AND BE CONFIDENT.

this thread makes lp take one step in the 2+2 direction

figure out urselves if thats good or not

When you want sex with any girl on the street you have to be yourself in a good way, make her feel comfortible about you and herself. actually this is all bullshit because if she wants to have sex with you no game needs to be played and it will happen or not.

When you are in for a fun time and maybe a relationship:best advice i've seen is dating, having an enjoyable time and make her feel good about every thing. Just be youself is kind of direct but let your personality come out in a fun way and make her feel interested in you and she'll want to know you. I mostly do this by being insterested in her and just ask questions and the conversation will somehow go by itself(silence isn't always a bad thing, you'll know when it is). Don't overreact by this i mean things like overflowing her with nice words such as she's the most beautifull girl you've ever seen(you also wouldn't feel great hearing this because you know its not true) and talking about looks or anything related to that because you both could feel uncomfortable talking about it..
This is all girl related, i've had girls which you could talk about everything any time but others will never feel good about it. You can do those things when your further on and got a glimp of her personality. All depending on you and the girl, talk about your relationship or if its not going to happen. If you like her confront her with it if she's not interested you tried and had a fun time together.

Just have fun, some nice dates and thats about it.

On August 16 2007 05:15 hansen jr. wrote: I think I might be gay, or at least in the gay direction figure out urselves if thats good or not

On August 16 2007 04:07 BeMannerPenner wrote: Show nested quote + On August 15 2007 18:11 Yugless wrote: what? so it's impossible for a woman to like a man's actual personality? men are ugly and disgusting. we are. and we all know it but we dont care cause its no problem when no girls are around. you dont want them the way they really are. ever heard of the usual problem of marriages when the man finally knows his wife is really HIS girl and ofc they live together. the man jsut stops acting and shows the real self. wife is totally disappointed and disgusted by how her husband really is. divorce end of story.

that's so not true, at least not for all men

rofl iop im gonna come down to sthlm and smash a golfclub down ur danish throat

On August 15 2007 15:06 Rekrul wrote: 100% blood korean girls who grow up in the states or canada have bigger tits and better ass and nicer curves on average its seriously the milk and food too much rice and kimchi is a no no edit: on the other hand theres no fat girls so its a give and take in asia

kimchi + rice is good tho

my girl tell me not to visit her tonight

i wanna blow my fuckin load all over her though



fuck

so drunk

ill just have a wank over the other chick whos flat i went to tonight she a long tall blonde ooooooooooooh she alllllllllllllllllll that what a fuckin ass

lololol

"go for a serious relationship instead" in ten years not when you're in your 20's.

That being said, follow the instructions above:

First: make them laugh, girls like people who make them laugh, if you fail at this you won't get laid. This is Rule Number 1.

Second: they like to speack a lot, you just have to start the conversation on something then just disconnect your brain till she's finished. BUT don't speack about nerd stuff like computers/technology/poker, girls can't understand that kind of shit. Oh you can talk about poker if you're baller and make tons of cash, you'll probably get laid in 0.00001 second after u said u actually have a lot of money.

Think about poker or something else while she's telling you about this and that and blablablablabla, just AGREE to everything she said and stare her right in the eyes.

Be careful tho, if she question you, you have to be able to answer correctly, if you don't, she'll realize you don't give a shit about what she said and you'll fail right here.

Third: You have to sound romantic, don't speack about ex girl friends or sex or anything non-romantic relative. You have to be what i call a poetic lover. Try to think the OPPOSITE way you actually thinking, let's say you see a super hot babe and she's next to you, just say something like:"She's a bimbo" or "So cliche" or "Too bad she doesn't have a brain" instead of "She's much more hotter than you" and "I'd hit her" . Tell her about the fact you're seeking love, the real one and you don't want short relationships, sex is not important for you as long as you're with the right person, i mean the EXACT OPPOSITE.

If you're not too ugly and can follow these basics rules, you can get laid a lot.

Stop sleeping with guys and maybe girls will have sex with you

On August 17 2007 07:00 Sheitan wrote: "go for a serious relationship instead" in ten years not when you're in your 20's. That being said, follow the instructions above: First: make them laugh, girls like people who make them laugh, if you fail at this you won't get laid. This is Rule Number 1. Second: they like to speack a lot, you just have to start the conversation on something then just disconnect your brain till she's finished. BUT don't speack about nerd stuff like computers/technology/poker, girls can't understand that kind of shit. Oh you can talk about poker if you're baller and make tons of cash, you'll probably get laid in 0.00001 second after u said u actually have a lot of money. Think about poker or something else while she's telling you about this and that and blablablablabla, just AGREE to everything she said and stare her right in the eyes. Be careful tho, if she question you, you have to be able to answer correctly, if you don't, she'll realize you don't give a shit about what she said and you'll fail right here. Third: You have to sound romantic, don't speack about ex girl friends or sex or anything non-romantic relative. You have to be what i call a poetic lover. Try to think the OPPOSITE way you actually thinking, let's say you see a super hot babe and she's next to you, just say something like:"She's a bimbo" or "So cliche" or "Too bad she doesn't have a brain" instead of "She's much more hotter than you" and "I'd hit her" . Tell her about the fact you're seeking love, the real one and you don't want short relationships, sex is not important for you as long as you're with the right person, i mean the EXACT OPPOSITE. If you're not too ugly and can follow these basics rules, you can get laid a lot.

lotta terrible advice there

u gotta say exactly waht you're thinking..saying you're seeking love is retarded

unless you wanna have to date a girl 20 times before you fuck her and then have her calling u 20x a day after that, but thats not what the topic is about

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It's just like anything else...

Practice makes Perfect !

Just find a hand you like and trust your first read on it, but don't time out too much otherwise you might not be able to get many hands...

Appear braindead and spew lots of bills

ok some good advice here but heres another question...........

how to get a date in the first place? all those cool date advice are ok but i dont know where to start heh

btw i loled hard at "Think about poker or something else while she's telling you about this and that and blablablablabla, just AGREE to everything she said and stare her right in the eyes."

On August 17 2007 10:28 ElkY wrote: It's just like anything else... Practice makes Perfect ! Just find a hand you like and trust your first read on it, but don't time out too much otherwise you might not be able to get many hands...

elky you really gotta give poker a break

btw for yug, i have few examples of why being yourself isnt always good

#1 im not the type to lead. aka if goes and ask "what restaurant we go to" i tend to reply "whatever u want i dont care" (which is kinda true). but all will agree its much better to be confident and take decisions

#2 im the type to argue a lot. m0re said its bad. there

#3 im really not the type to say stuff when i dont think it (but im improving on this). aka saying "wow what a nice dress you have tonight" when her dress is pretty average. this is also goes for answering bullshit questions like "am i the most beautiful girls in your eyes"

#4 im not cocky IRL and thats bad.

tons of others lil things like this that i need to change