Tips to get laid - Page 5

Step 1) Grab Wallet
Step 2) Get Keys
Step 3) Drive down to a larger city
Step 4) ???
Step 5) PROFIT


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naw thats pretty much the only way D:

cuz when im myself im sometimes too honest and direct. so lying to girls isnt being myself

On August 15 2007 18:11 Yugless wrote: Show nested quote + On August 15 2007 18:01 Floofy wrote: my best friend is an very honest guy, yet he told me he still HAS to act a little. its like, she goes "hey u think we gonna be together all our life" he cant go and say "well no idea probably not since ur my first gf" it doesnt work. but yea if ur looking for serious relationshîp i guess u cant just be completly fake -.- but u cant be completly urself it dont work well yeah you have to say the right things of course , but that doesn't mean not being yourself.   but u cant be completly urself it dont work what? so it's impossible for a woman to like a man's actual personality?

Sometimes I hit my gutshot on the river but if villain pushes the turn I still fold

On August 15 2007 18:37 Narious wrote: Show nested quote + On August 15 2007 18:11 Yugless wrote:   On August 15 2007 18:01 Floofy wrote: my best friend is an very honest guy, yet he told me he still HAS to act a little. its like, she goes "hey u think we gonna be together all our life" he cant go and say "well no idea probably not since ur my first gf" it doesnt work. but yea if ur looking for serious relationshîp i guess u cant just be completly fake -.- but u cant be completly urself it dont work well yeah you have to say the right things of course , but that doesn't mean not being yourself.   but u cant be completly urself it dont work what? so it's impossible for a woman to like a man's actual personality? Sometimes I hit my gutshot on the river but if villain pushes the turn I still fold

Actually, I shouldn't say this. I'ld love to meet a girl I could be myself around and have a good relationship with. I'm just a wee bit cynical about the likelyhood of that happening anytime soon.

Floofy.. just no. You can't help yourself because yourself sucks.

On August 15 2007 18:11 Yugless wrote: Show nested quote + On August 15 2007 18:01 Floofy wrote: my best friend is an very honest guy, yet he told me he still HAS to act a little. its like, she goes "hey u think we gonna be together all our life" he cant go and say "well no idea probably not since ur my first gf" it doesnt work. but yea if ur looking for serious relationshîp i guess u cant just be completly fake -.- but u cant be completly urself it dont work well yeah you have to say the right things of course , but that doesn't mean not being yourself.   but u cant be completly urself it dont work what? so it's impossible for a woman to like a man's actual personality?

Please read that these guys are talking about GIRLS not women, while some adult females are still girls and likewise for adult males still being boys.

Honestly if you don't wanna care how and basically just wanna get laid without having to pay for it, there are actually girls in the same spot as you. Some girls get stuck in this loop where they wanna lose it to a fellow virgin and then after a few years of not doing anything about it they've burnt their clits off with vibrators anyways.. that's another story.

Be yourself, as everyone says, not because it's always the best thing to be in every instance but because it's by far easiest for you. Just develop social sense and feel out situations where certain things, although they can be said and be 'fine', are really better off not being said at all. There is no fixed equilibrium and formula for all girls, and you should be grateful for that because it's one of the main things that leaves you with a decent chance despite anything else!

While sex may be sex, there are people where from before having sex with them, you know it's going to be great and not (just) because of how they look. This is where if you're too busy ballin' outta control (yo!) you might have to go through a few before it has that extra oomph

..and I don't know if it's because I know girls with actual class but most of them won't go for the flat-out ballin' outta control bling-bling now suck my ding-ting approach; they'll be flat out repelled. Not gonna say too much now but usually successful attributes to getting with girls or whatever are usually packaged with other attributes that are less appealing or actually unattractive - to take a basic example, arrogance and confidence, with confidence being the attractive attribute and arrogance being the less appealing.

On August 15 2007 13:49 BeMannerPenner wrote: Show nested quote + On August 15 2007 13:48 rS.Wisdom[9] wrote: go for a serious relationship instead nit

LOL I went with this one,Now I got one of em coming tommorow (thursday) at my house to stay with me for a week until she goes back to her island,the other lives a hour drive from me and shes pissing off cuz she thinks I MIGHT be cheating on her.

And ofcourse last but not the least the 3rd which thinks shes pregnant.

DO NOT HAVE SEX PEOPLE SEX IS THE DEVIL!

On August 15 2007 16:48 nukka_plz wrote: Ecstasy, lots and lots of it. 100% win.

Thats also pretty great...

And your totally full of shit you cant get it up high on X I know due to personal expirience but chicks dig fucking on X.

So act drunk be sober and ready.

Go read The Game by Neil Strauss. Not only does is it completely about picking up women, it's mildly entertaining (in a Tuckermax.com kind of way) and even Yug would approve that at the end, the author realizes that he doesn't know what to do with the women he loves even though he's picked up playmates etc.

when you bring a lady home be sure to have your book on picking up chicks out on display to impress her.

On August 15 2007 14:23 RaiNKhAN wrote: work out 3 times a week and eat well. keep yourself occupied with school sports and friends and this alone will give you the kind of confidence that girls will see and adore about you. DON'T CARE AND YOU WILL GET LAID!

guess who just got roped into taking a girl out for dinner when i had a fine night of getting trashed with my friend planned

asknkselgmkl

she did it on purpose because she knew i was going drinking with him

i think one of the most important things about pickin up chicks is just havin fun with it. cuz if ur not havin fun then odds are neither is any girl ur with.

On August 15 2007 16:31 DooMeR wrote: add not using anything with "aments" at the end and what milkman said is all good

I allways fuck that one up.

On August 15 2007 16:42 Yugless wrote: i have a good one; be yourself and don't try to act like people on poker forums tell you to i heard that works

I hate the "be yourself"-advice. If that worked he wouldn't have asked in the first place? Now would he?

Personally I'm a whiney bitch with trust issues and a keen intrest in strategy games (poker, starcraft) which is only matched by my alcoholism and bad manners so I pretty much tries to be a far better person then my "true" me or whatnot when I interact with the opposite sex or people I care about. I don't want to be "myself", I want to be a decent human being and maybe if I try long and hard enough "myself" will transform into something nice.

On August 15 2007 17:16 Music86 wrote: just be ur self lol what really works well is that you get them to think that your this harmless and inexperienced guy, so that you get them alone with you.. Put on a movie.. and when you watched liked 20 minutes. just stare her in the eyes smile. and kiss her. and the rest follows Shit that hot piece of ass

wtf why would someone want to kiss an boring, harmless and inexperienced guy? I sure as hell wouldn't unless he was a girl and hot as fuck.

On August 15 2007 17:55 Yugless wrote: the point is, if you have to put on an act to get a girl, how happy are you going to be once you get one and she doesn't like you for who you really are? edit: i forgot all you're looking for is cheap sex, listen to milkman

MONOGAMY IS EVIL AND FOR OLD PPL!

Sidenotes:

Does anyone actually like s0ah? He's pretty funny when he claims that me and wobby sucks all the time but except for something stupid when he claimed that women could be great friends or whatnot I havn't really seen him post anything but "you suck", "you run good" and such. Guess he has to be saving up all the positive energy for irl or something cause the "you suck"-act has to get pretty boring after a while.

On August 15 2007 21:51 Suicide wrote: Go read The Game by Neil Strauss. Not only does is it completely about picking up women, it's mildly entertaining (in a Tuckermax.com kind of way) and even Yug would approve that at the end, the author realizes that he doesn't know what to do with the women he loves even though he's picked up playmates etc.

So like, you don't think that the last chapter is where he's FOS just to keep a good relationship going? I sure as hell wouldn't go "so like my gf is pretty bored with me sometimes and even if I consider getting a new one I just neg her because I like her boobies and whatnot".

Tell her you are good at basketball

if that doesnt work you can always use the dr. coxian approach

"Hey those are some really nice pants you have there"
"Oh, thanks, they were 30% off"
"Hey, wadda ya say, why dont we swing by my place and see if we cant get them a 100% off"

ofc that only works if the girl buys cheap pants

So we were just cuddling and i made a joke about how she should take the asian guy she met at burger king to the ball instead of me.

Then i said he could take her for "a romantic meal, couple of whoppers and a large fries for two."

then i laughed uncontrollably till she threw me out her room

On August 15 2007 18:11 Yugless wrote: what? so it's impossible for a woman to like a man's actual personality?

exactly.

when i walk up to you and say " hi im a poker playing ,drinking,pot smoking,shrooming ,always partying, dancehall/dnb addict that cheated on his gfs more times then most men jerk off.im a good guy but whatever. i just want to talk to you because i have interests in fucking you" , even without the last sentence u wouldnt be very interested eh?

more normal example:
men are ugly and disgusting. we are. and we all know it but we dont care cause its no problem when no girls are around. you dont want them the way they really are.

ever heard of the usual problem of marriages when the man finally knows his wife is really HIS girl and ofc they live together. the man jsut stops acting and shows the real self. wife is totally disappointed and disgusted by how her husband really is. divorce end of story.




btw yeah true love is possible but rare. 99,5% of the people that run around " o i luv uz so much !!" after 3 days are just morons.