Tips to get laid - Page 4

Ecstasy, lots and lots of it. 100% win.

On August 15 2007 16:48 nukka_plz wrote: Chloroform, lots and lots of it. 100% win.

honestly if ur just wanting to get laid, buy a stripper at a strip club, only like 150$. eZ bonage.

On August 15 2007 16:42 Yugless wrote: i have a good one; be yourself and don't try to act like people on poker forums tell you to i heard that works

HEY BABE WANNA FUCK?

On August 15 2007 16:41 byrnesam wrote: Dont pay for her if she insists on having a pregnancy test when still a virgin. +$92 SHIP IT

wtf?! $92?

it was $92 for a hymen exam and a pregnancy test

something like that.

On August 15 2007 16:42 Yugless wrote: i have a good one; be yourself and don't try to act like people on poker forums tell you to i heard that works

tat def dont work. tats what ive been doing -.-

i realized most sucessfull guys kinda play a game but since ive never done that its hard

On August 15 2007 16:42 Yugless wrote: i have a good one; be yourself and don't try to act like people on poker forums tell you to i heard that works

not if yourself is SUPERBAAAAAAAADDDDDDD

On August 15 2007 16:55 bigbb33 wrote: Show nested quote + On August 15 2007 16:42 Yugless wrote: i have a good one; be yourself and don't try to act like people on poker forums tell you to i heard that works HEY BABE WANNA FUCK?

be yourself unless you're an ass, in which case act like someone else

just be ur self lol

what really works well is that you get them to think that your this harmless and inexperienced guy, so that you get them alone with you..

Put on a movie.. and when you watched liked 20 minutes. just stare her in the eyes smile. and kiss her. and the rest follows


Shit that hot piece of ass

its the opposite yug, if your nice u need to change urself cuz all u can get is friends. if ur good at being cocky/funny then ur good to go

On August 15 2007 17:18 Floofy wrote: its the opposite yug, if your nice u need to change urself cuz all u can get is friends. if ur good at being cocky/funny then ur good to go

QUIET SON, THEY ARE NOT READY FOR DAVID D'S WISDOM YET

On August 15 2007 16:42 Yugless wrote: i have a good one; be yourself and don't try to act like people on poker forums tell you to i heard that works

yea but what would u know about getting girls?

lol bigbb

yep i read it ;p didnt try it out thought. did you?

girls dont like it if you claim to be a professional gambler at NL25 and refuse to go out and look for a job

but what are they gonna do about it.

the point is, if you have to put on an act to get a girl, how happy are you going to be once you get one and she doesn't like you for who you really are?

edit: i forgot all you're looking for is cheap sex, listen to milkman

my best friend is an very honest guy, yet he told me he still HAS to act a little.

its like, she goes "hey u think we gonna be together all our life"
he cant go and say "well no idea probably not since ur my first gf"

it doesnt work. but yea if ur looking for serious relationshîp i guess u cant just be completly fake -.- but u cant be completly urself it dont work

On August 15 2007 18:01 Floofy wrote: my best friend is an very honest guy, yet he told me he still HAS to act a little. its like, she goes "hey u think we gonna be together all our life" he cant go and say "well no idea probably not since ur my first gf" it doesnt work. but yea if ur looking for serious relationshîp i guess u cant just be completly fake -.- but u cant be completly urself it dont work

you gotta play the game nigga

girls are stupid and you have to cater to that.

it doesnt matter whether youre completely genuine or fake because women will want to change you anyway - whatever you do will be wrong.

"It's not lying, it's flirting"

On August 15 2007 18:01 Floofy wrote: my best friend is an very honest guy, yet he told me he still HAS to act a little. its like, she goes "hey u think we gonna be together all our life" he cant go and say "well no idea probably not since ur my first gf" it doesnt work. but yea if ur looking for serious relationshîp i guess u cant just be completly fake -.- but u cant be completly urself it dont work

well yeah you have to say the right things of course , but that doesn't mean not being yourself.

but u cant be completly urself it dont work

what? so it's impossible for a woman to like a man's actual personality?