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Rekrul   United States. Aug 15 2007 16:06. Posts 3338

100% blood korean girls who grow up in the states or canada have bigger tits and better ass and nicer curves on average

its seriously the milk and food

too much rice and kimchi is a no no

edit: on the other hand theres no fat girls so its a give and take in asia

LOvEDoM says: ALL IN WARLast edit: 15/08/2007 16:07

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 15 2007 16:15. Posts 14026

our flat always smells dynamite, but she refuses to cook anything for me.

she has an ass - its not massive but it exists so you can get a good handful to squeeze.

personally i think ive done well for someone whos currently having pizza and nachos for breakfast


Rekrul   United States. Aug 15 2007 16:18. Posts 3338

you're doing poorly if you have an asian girlfriend who won't cook for you

LOvEDoM says: ALL IN WAR 

Bigbobm   United States. Aug 15 2007 16:18. Posts 5513

a baseball bat, or a crowbar
and some rope

enjoy

Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 15 2007 16:25. Posts 14026


  On August 15 2007 15:18 Rekrul wrote:
you're doing poorly if you have an asian girlfriend who won't cook for you



she wants to get a maid to do it for us

she claims not to be a gold digger but shes all about that. she studies finance though so its my ticket to riiiiiiiiide.


Rekrul   United States. Aug 15 2007 16:29. Posts 3338

well thats better then her expecting u to do it

nh

LOvEDoM says: ALL IN WAR 

tokeweed   Philippines. Aug 15 2007 16:45. Posts 2149

build your BR's...

big hand = bong loads 

DooMeR   United States. Aug 15 2007 16:52. Posts 8564


  On August 15 2007 14:41 SakiSaki wrote:
Oh, and if you are really serious. Read the game, its useful and funny.



by neil strauss? if so i agree

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance, by running away from the scene of an accident. 

milkman   United States. Aug 15 2007 17:00. Posts 5719

well i didnt read all the posts, but basicall, nice car, nice clothes, confidence.. and when the girls paying attention, spend money like there is no tomorrow. Seriously, just sit back and think like, what would i be doing if i were gonna die tomorrow morning? (besides nailing this girl) then go do it with her.. like renting a hotel room just to go swiming.. go buy some power wheels from walmart and teach her how to drift.. and just finding creative ways to have fun with her, or her and her friends or w/e.

if ur in a crowd, make sure u stand out in some way.. be the funny guy, or the baller guy, u need to stand out in some way, unless ur just trying to snag the DUFF. And getting her drunk, or being drunk ur self is always a huge plus.. just dont drink 2 much.. u never know when ur gonna lose a bet and end up in a bikini.

and one big thing is dont talk to a girl, or engage in convo with someone, unless u actually have a reason to, or she is kinda signaling that its ok.. because thats where alot of guys slip up and look creepy.

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally. 

Rekrul   United States. Aug 15 2007 17:06. Posts 3338

everything milkman said is sooo true, lol

LOvEDoM says: ALL IN WAR 

Daut    United States. Aug 15 2007 17:13. Posts 8955

pretty much 100% agree with what milkman said

NewbSaibot: 18 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Because FUCK YOU, Daut 

Oxy   Canada. Aug 15 2007 17:26. Posts 2293

I don't agree with the money part that milkman talked about. Obv it helps a lot but it's not a necessity. Everything after the drifting part (inclusive - that's a really good idea for a 'date') is 100% truth.

this shit is OBSURD 

DooMeR   United States. Aug 15 2007 17:31. Posts 8564

add not using anything with "aments" at the end and what milkman said is all good

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance, by running away from the scene of an accident. 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 15 2007 17:33. Posts 14026


  On August 15 2007 16:26 Oxy wrote:
I don't agree with the money part that milkman talked about. Obv it helps a lot but it's not a necessity. Everything after the drifting part (inclusive - that's a really good idea for a 'date') is 100% truth.



chicks dig money


jkpickett   United States. Aug 15 2007 17:36. Posts 1403

don't play starcraft

Those who oppose authority so vehemently often abuse it when given immense power 

tae-g   United States. Aug 15 2007 17:40. Posts 1782


  On August 15 2007 14:23 RaiNKhAN wrote:
work out 3 times a week and eat well. keep yourself occupied with school sports and friends and this alone will give you the kind of confidence that girls will see and adore about you. DON'T CARE AND YOU WILL GET LAID!



best advice in here

Diagonals: oh hai guise wats goin on at this table 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 15 2007 17:41. Posts 14026

it should be added

dont buy stuff for her thats gonna result in making her feel uncomfortable - unless she wants you to.

pay for shit like when you go out, the small things

Dont pay for her if she insists on having a pregnancy test when still a virgin. +$92 SHIP IT


Yugless    United States. Aug 15 2007 17:42. Posts 7174

i have a good one; be yourself and don't try to act like people on poker forums tell you to
i heard that works

Baal - look is talking hah.  

tokeweed   Philippines. Aug 15 2007 17:42. Posts 2149


  On August 15 2007 16:36 jkpickett wrote:
don't play starcraft



best advice in here

big hand = bong loads 

acdawg712   United States. Aug 15 2007 17:47. Posts 2639

lol definitely don't end words with "aments" if you want to get laid

phil hellmuth is genuinely a stupid person and he does not understand poker very well at all - [vital]mythLast edit: 15/08/2007 17:47

 
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