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Ket    United Kingdom. Aug 09 2007 04:17. Posts 8665



Please find and post some hilarious instances of sick tilt here. Such as:









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 Last edit: 09/08/2007 04:21

wobbly_au   Australia. Aug 09 2007 04:22. Posts 6540

<---- LOL CANT STOP LAUGHING..

THats the office one.

btw ket do you have msnnn??

The Last Laugh. 

wobbly_au   Australia. Aug 09 2007 04:27. Posts 6540

Keyboard bang bang!
Women...
Rage hard son

The Last Laugh.Last edit: 09/08/2007 04:37

Silver_nz   New Zealand. Aug 09 2007 04:39. Posts 5647

lol, <3 ket thanks


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 09 2007 05:08. Posts 14026

http://www.break.com/index/frustrated-video-dater-loses-his-cool.html

this guys got mad tilt issues


EvilSky    Czech Republic. Aug 09 2007 05:09. Posts 8918

I love how nobody in the office gives a shit about that guy, maybe he is an asshole I dunno haha


SneakrFreakr   United Kingdom. Aug 09 2007 05:12. Posts 2534



check out this one

rivered for my fucking bankroll - NeillyJQ 

Ket    United Kingdom. Aug 09 2007 05:15. Posts 8665


  On August 09 2007 04:08 byrnesam wrote:
http://www.break.com/index/frustrated-video-dater-loses-his-cool.html

this guys got mad tilt issues


haha, excellent. exactly the sort of stuff i want to see staged or not. MORE!

wobbly, yeah go ahead and add me its [lol baal didnt notice his msn here for quite a while]

 Last edit: 09/08/2007 17:01

MezmerizePLZ    United States. Aug 09 2007 05:18. Posts 2598

ROFL thesse own


NiagaraPoker   Canada. Aug 09 2007 05:20. Posts 425

Some tilt from your friend: Tuff Fish












give them nothing, but take from them.. everything. 

MezmerizePLZ    United States. Aug 09 2007 05:21. Posts 2598


Gumster   Sweden. Aug 09 2007 05:53. Posts 2291




GE DIGGGGGGGG

FEGA JÄVELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Do not push the river, it will flow by itself. - Polish proverb 

Stygg   Sweden. Aug 09 2007 06:21. Posts 2347


  On August 09 2007 04:53 Gumster wrote:



GE DIGGGGGGGG

FEGA JÄVELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL



haha, loving this one


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 09 2007 06:41. Posts 14026

http://www.break.com/index/jim-cramer-cnbc-meltdown.html

stock market tilt LOL


Shabbzoy   United Kingdom. Aug 09 2007 07:04. Posts 841

haha
Ive known people who actually react to things like this
So funny to send them over the edge


SneakrFreakr   United Kingdom. Aug 09 2007 07:17. Posts 2534


  On August 09 2007 05:41 byrnesam wrote:
http://www.break.com/index/jim-cramer-cnbc-meltdown.html

stock market tilt LOL




me likey a lot

rivered for my fucking bankroll - NeillyJQ 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 09 2007 07:21. Posts 14026

http://www.break.com/index/psychorogue.html

i bet this guy has posted on a poker forum about pokerstars being rigged


Ket    United Kingdom. Aug 09 2007 07:55. Posts 8665

john mcenroe is quite a tilt monkey rofl my waffles









phil hellmuth of tennis?


[vital]Myth    United States. Aug 09 2007 07:57. Posts 12159


  On August 09 2007 06:21 byrnesam wrote:
http://www.break.com/index/psychorogue.html

i bet this guy has posted on a poker forum about pokerstars being rigged

this guy fucking RULES. what the FUCK is he TALKING ABOUT?!

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

ggplz   Sweden. Aug 09 2007 08:00. Posts 16784

lol great links haha

the helicopter and dating one are sick

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

Ket    United Kingdom. Aug 09 2007 08:09. Posts 8665

LOL its funny because its in such awful taste


Ket    United Kingdom. Aug 09 2007 08:13. Posts 8665

LOLLOLOLOLOLOL thanks for this link zealeo........
yep im def a bad person


[vital]Myth    United States. Aug 09 2007 08:44. Posts 12159

i still have no idea WHAT THE FUCK was that helicopter one all about? is it some sick prank? does that guy really think he's not just rambling incoherently? why the FUCK does the FBI know about some random helicopter?

god damnit it's bugging me so badly, WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN? the more i think about it, the more bewildered i become, and the more bewildered i am, the more i laugh at how un-fucking-believably insane this guy is. WHAT THE FUCK?!

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

[vital]Myth    United States. Aug 09 2007 08:45. Posts 12159

roflmao............SERIOUSLY WTF?

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

[vital]Myth    United States. Aug 09 2007 08:45. Posts 12159

i can't believe this...i can't stop laughing, but i am only laughing because i have no fucking idea what's going on right now.

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

[vital]Myth    United States. Aug 09 2007 08:45. Posts 12159

wow i should really try to sleep sometimes

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

[vital]Myth    United States. Aug 09 2007 08:45. Posts 12159

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WTF HELICOPTER?

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

[vital]Myth    United States. Aug 09 2007 08:51. Posts 12159

IS HE SERIOUS? WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT? OMG ROFLMAO

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

[vital]Myth    United States. Aug 09 2007 08:55. Posts 12159

this guy is on the sickest life tilt i've ever seen...even ket has never tilted this badly. even MIG didn't tilt this badly when rainkhan FT'd the ME, nor when i FT'd the sunday mil.

NOT EVEN MIG HAS LIFE TILT THIS BAD

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

[vital]Myth    United States. Aug 09 2007 09:00. Posts 12159

WHAT HELICOPTER?!?!?!?!?!!!

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

[vital]Myth    United States. Aug 09 2007 09:05. Posts 12159

god i've never been tilted so badly. his tilt is so EXTREME it's infectious. the tilt is overcoming me. i'm becoming one with the tilt. be the tilt, myth........be the tilt.

i have embraced the tilt.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT THOUGH SERIOUSLY

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

all_in_4tw   Canada. Aug 09 2007 09:07. Posts 4515

[vi]tal[my]th <---- ON SICK TILT

I sometimes fold AA preflop to balance my rangeLast edit: 09/08/2007 09:09

all_in_4tw   Canada. Aug 09 2007 09:19. Posts 4515

lol, editpostament

I sometimes fold AA preflop to balance my range 

ggplz   Sweden. Aug 09 2007 09:28. Posts 16784


  On August 09 2007 07:09 Ket wrote:
LOL its funny because its in such awful taste



thats soso sosososos out of line


  On August 09 2007 07:13 Ket wrote:
LOLLOLOLOLOLOL thanks for this link zealeo........
yep im def a bad person



lol

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

kantoiki   Australia. Aug 09 2007 09:53. Posts 3818

i'm with myth on this one , i NEVER EVER got that helicopter one fuck. and i STILL don't get it. someone explain PLZZZZZ

muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet. 

ggplz   Sweden. Aug 09 2007 10:30. Posts 16784


  On August 09 2007 08:53 kantoiki wrote:
i'm with myth on this one , i NEVER EVER got that helicopter one fuck. and i STILL don't get it. someone explain PLZZZZZ



lol.. he's saying a helicopter flew really low over his house for several minutes on two occasions but really he's just a bitch who isnt getting his way in lots of different circumstances
+ he looks like tom cruise

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

Bigbobm   United States. Aug 09 2007 10:44. Posts 5513

wow all that makes me feel really good

thanks guys

Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket 

KeanuReaver   United States. Aug 09 2007 10:58. Posts 2022

the 80's dating video was by far the best
not even the part where he freaked out either
everything about it was beautiful

and the endurance required for MMA, which has actions like punching and kicking bone and muscle with 1000-2500 PSI. - Taco 

EvilSky    Czech Republic. Aug 09 2007 11:12. Posts 8918


  On August 09 2007 09:58 KeanuReaver wrote:
the 80's dating video was by far the best
not even the part where he freaked out either
everything about it was beautiful


I dont think it was real, hillarious nontheless :D


Pulda   Czech Republic. Aug 09 2007 11:20. Posts 446

lol byrnesam, the dating one was so sick
The helicopter one is sick too, its just that Ive seen it before.


TianYuan    Korea (South). Aug 09 2007 12:16. Posts 6817


  On August 09 2007 04:53 Gumster wrote:



GE DIGGGGGGGG

FEGA JÄVELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


Ohhhhh, so that's what he said first, I could never make out what he said before the last line ;D
(Give up
cowardly bastard)

Hm.. Off-suite socks.. 

Yugless    United States. Aug 09 2007 12:27. Posts 7174

the helicopter guy thinks he uncovered some big conspiracy and now the powers that be are sending a helicopter to harass him

Baal - look is talking hah.  

Syntax   United States. Aug 09 2007 12:56. Posts 4415



gangster tilt

wut wut wut 

TalentedTom    Canada. Aug 09 2007 13:14. Posts 20070


  On August 09 2007 11:56 Syntax wrote:


gangster tilt



lol thats a classic

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us and as we let our own lights shine we unconsciously give other people permision to do the same 

TalentedTom    Canada. Aug 09 2007 13:16. Posts 20070

she just wouldnt shut up

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fHW2BxivFtc


http://youtube.com/watch?v=uqkGfinCFs0

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us and as we let our own lights shine we unconsciously give other people permision to do the sameLast edit: 09/08/2007 13:18

Sheitan   Canada. Aug 09 2007 15:42. Posts 4217

Extrem Tilt: the famous angry german kid, top 10 Intarwebz video. I swear to god when he laughs like a maniac im fucking scared as hell.

Dunno if it has been posted yet.

P.S: I did punch my screen once playing poker, my wife was like wtf is wrong he's a psycho let's divorce

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt Last edit: 09/08/2007 15:44

capaneo   Canada. Aug 09 2007 15:58. Posts 8465

How da fuck u guys have missed to post some of Axl Rose's tilts?














AXL IS THE BIGGEST TILT MONKEY EVER

In US everyone is happy as long as all the prices are rising. Unless its crude oil - Marc FaberLast edit: 09/08/2007 17:54

BlackRain   Canada. Aug 09 2007 16:48. Posts 510

^^ thats some good shit. being a rockstar would induce tilt like nothing else. some fucking argentinian or w/e the fuck pos throwing a rock at you and you need an interpreter just to tell him your gonna kick his fucking ass.


MaxUT   Canada. Aug 09 2007 16:55. Posts 428



I am trying to figure out how this was missed (or was it?) not sure cause i didnt click all the links yet

Dont fool around with shortstacks preflop ... put his dumbass allin. he is not allowed to raise on your table without a good hand: vital[Myth] 

Zealeo   Canada. Aug 09 2007 18:41. Posts 441

im gonna run so bad for loling so much at that chris benoit one


PandaSaurus   Australia. Aug 09 2007 18:54. Posts 1651


  On August 09 2007 14:42 Sheitan wrote:
Extrem Tilt: the famous angry german kid, top 10 Intarwebz video. I swear to god when he laughs like a maniac im fucking scared as hell.

Dunno if it has been posted yet.

P.S: I did punch my screen once playing poker, my wife was like wtf is wrong he's a psycho let's divorce



Chobopoker?

... 

Ket    United Kingdom. Aug 09 2007 20:14. Posts 8665

thanks to meat or roald or whoever made it so all the youtube links auto embed from now on..... nice work


capaneo   Canada. Aug 09 2007 22:19. Posts 8465

In US everyone is happy as long as all the prices are rising. Unless its crude oil - Marc FaberLast edit: 09/08/2007 22:23

Baalim   Mexico. Aug 09 2007 22:21. Posts 34312

it was Meat <3

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

xavierk9   United States. Aug 10 2007 15:33. Posts 320

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1849/shut_up/

wtf 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 10 2007 16:18. Posts 14026


  On August 09 2007 07:09 Ket wrote:
LOL its funny because its in such awful taste



LOOOOOOL

that owen hart bit is so fuckin funny


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 10 2007 16:25. Posts 14026



this doesnt really have anything to do with tilt but its so fuckin funny


OnMyWay   Germany. Aug 10 2007 16:58. Posts 437

just watch me play´in i am on major tilt.......

started to play 3.25 6 max and 1.25 HORSE on ftp ....

luck is a slut 

ChromaX   Bulgaria. Aug 11 2007 07:17. Posts 392

this kid is dangerous lol

AA is only a pair MUPPET - the guy who cracked my AA calling AI pf with QJLast edit: 11/08/2007 07:17

DooMeR   United States. Aug 11 2007 07:23. Posts 8564


  On August 10 2007 15:18 byrnesam wrote:
Show nested quote +



LOOOOOOL

that owen hart bit is so fuckin funny


the music after it just makes me cry tears of laughter LOL

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance, by running away from the scene of an accident. 

hansen jr.   Sweden. Aug 11 2007 07:37. Posts 3735


  On August 09 2007 21:19 capaneo wrote:




LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i love "thanks to the lame ass security, im going home *SMASH*"

axl rose is such a big gay. its so funny how he stops in the middle of songs and shout for security and then continue the songs again.


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 11 2007 08:47. Posts 14026

i think the guy in the crowd had a knife or something

axl fucking owns

when i get guitar hero im gonna play it in a hat and rugby shorts so i can feel like slash

p.s. that crowd dive was fuckin gnarley

 Last edit: 11/08/2007 08:48

Rolon   Netherlands. Aug 12 2007 05:29. Posts 229

Think the Angry German Kid is also a nice one (pretty old though)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8GO9Ilv9dU

Chi Chi get the yeyo! 

Rolon   Netherlands. Aug 12 2007 05:44. Posts 229

ok posted already

Chi Chi get the yeyo! 

DooMeR   United States. Nov 11 2007 20:36. Posts 8564

MYTH IS IN THE HELICOPTER! I KNOW IT

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance, by running away from the scene of an accident. 

[vital]Myth    United States. Nov 11 2007 20:43. Posts 12159

i really am on very sick tilt atm

(T_T)

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

Silver_nz   New Zealand. Nov 11 2007 20:47. Posts 5647

even after taking all that money off yug?
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/313193


DooMeR   United States. Nov 11 2007 21:19. Posts 8564

im also on sick life tilt

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance, by running away from the scene of an accident. 

Silver_nz   New Zealand. Nov 11 2007 21:21. Posts 5647

video yourself and post plz k thanks


PandaSaurus   Australia. Nov 11 2007 21:33. Posts 1651

Hahaha Axl Rose is the shit.

What was he going nuts about?

... 

[vital]Myth    United States. Nov 11 2007 21:40. Posts 12159


  On November 11 2007 19:47 Silver)Z( wrote:
even after taking all that money off yug?
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/313193

not happy about sucking out on yug, but i could seriously use a break. so far this month, i've won 18 out of 48 showdowns when i got it in with a set.

worst month ever, by far

so far

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

okyougosu   Russian Federation. Nov 11 2007 21:56. Posts 963

Lammerman 

[vital]Myth    United States. Nov 11 2007 22:08. Posts 12159

hahaha

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

FrinkX   United States. Nov 11 2007 22:45. Posts 7562

i tilted once this month :/

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

Yugless    United States. Nov 11 2007 22:50. Posts 7174

the ones in the beginning are so awesome, people pushed so far that they snap rofl. silly working shmucks

Baal - look is talking hah.  

Ballad126   United States. Nov 12 2007 00:56. Posts 932

This guy looks pretty tilted imo

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matdon460   United States. Nov 12 2007 02:48. Posts 1089

wow ballad that was really messed up.

Of course it was a good shove, I won 

milkman   United States. Nov 12 2007 04:19. Posts 5719


  On August 09 2007 04:08 byrnesam wrote:
http://www.break.com/index/frustrated-video-dater-loses-his-cool.html

this guys got mad tilt issues



ohhhh my god that was funny

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally. 

FrinkX   United States. Nov 12 2007 11:32. Posts 7562

I DESERVE LOVE LIKE ANYBODY ELSE!!!!!!!!!

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

hansen jr.   Sweden. Nov 12 2007 12:16. Posts 3735

ROFL ballad


DooMeR   United States. Nov 12 2007 16:59. Posts 8564

i am on sick tilt atm. plz post more videos =( save my life plz

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance, by running away from the scene of an accident. 

genjix   China. Nov 19 2008 20:23. Posts 2677


  On November 11 2007 23:56 Ballad126 wrote:
This guy looks pretty tilted imo

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Veb6fXoCZUw&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Veb6fXoCZUw&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>



lol. run im little crack bastard ovber in the car!!

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. 

killThemDonks   Canada. Nov 19 2008 20:27. Posts 2681


Darki   Peru. Nov 19 2008 21:20. Posts 687

rofl that one is so SICK

http://reavermicro.blogspot.com/ actualizado 2013!! 

hawking   United States. Nov 19 2008 21:32. Posts 348

good excuse for the 2nd amendment.

hawking: What do you do when a fish targets you? --- Breeze: What to do when a hot girl starts hitting your dick with her ass? 

[vital]Myth    United States. Nov 19 2008 22:37. Posts 12159

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

YoMeR   United States. Nov 19 2008 22:55. Posts 12438

that's some pretty fucked up shit lmao.

eZ Life. 

PokerDoc88   Australia. Nov 19 2008 23:09. Posts 3527

read my latest blog, i have had a very tilt-worthy day


Guillaume   Peru. Nov 20 2008 01:24. Posts 272

OmG

Idiocy: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. 

Deamon615   United States. Nov 20 2008 01:31. Posts 63

If someone starts to hit my car with whatever the fuck that was, and then is dumb enough to walk in front of my car, you better believe he is getting RUN THE FUCK OVER


sawseech   Canada. Nov 20 2008 02:06. Posts 3182

it's a crowbar

lets go fucking mental la la la la lets go fucking mental lets go fucking mental lala la la 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Nov 20 2008 06:54. Posts 14026

thats in vegas opposite the Sahara. I went to that "worlds largest" gift shop - he wasnt in the carpark.

hes probably moved up to the big game in the bellagio these days.

the gift shop is wank


Kilay   Netherlands. Nov 20 2008 07:50. Posts 1960

Wow, that dude smashing the car is so sick hahaha.


Shad   United Kingdom. Nov 20 2008 08:17. Posts 866

lol wtf, can someone translate what the hell he's going on about? I got: gangbanging, killing, something for 10 years, selling crack to hoes in the back, lot's of motherfuckers were involved???

Naolan wrote: for $25 i will make a new account. Liquid`Meat: for $0,- i ban your account. 

killThemDonks   Canada. Nov 20 2008 12:04. Posts 2681


killThemDonks   Canada. Nov 20 2008 12:07. Posts 2681


Kapol   Poland. Nov 20 2008 12:23. Posts 4696

REMIX:

BIBLE (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) 

killThemDonks   Canada. Nov 20 2008 12:35. Posts 2681

lmao


Kilay   Netherlands. Nov 20 2008 13:19. Posts 1960

FUCK IT !!! I don't know, I don't know, FUCK IT !!!

HAHAHAHA, LMAO !!!


casinocasino   Canada. Nov 20 2008 14:06. Posts 3347

LOLMAO


casinocasino   Canada. Nov 20 2008 14:23. Posts 3347

THE FUCKING THING SUCKS


killThemDonks   Canada. Nov 20 2008 14:31. Posts 2681



double tilt


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Nov 20 2008 17:28. Posts 14026

COOL YOUR JETS, SIR


kantoiki   Australia. Nov 20 2008 17:48. Posts 3818


  On November 19 2008 22:09 PokerDoc88 wrote:
read my latest blog, i have had a very tilt-worthy day



by far the worst most hilarious day

muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet. 

ikc5   United States. Nov 20 2008 21:56. Posts 406


  On August 09 2007 06:55 Ket wrote:
john mcenroe is quite a tilt monkey rofl my waffles









phil hellmuth of tennis?




  On November 20 2008 13:31 killThemDonks wrote:


double tilt



oh... my...god this thread is so fucking amazing.


I love you all.

AWESOME mentally handicapped, slept with like 30 guys, meeting her mum on the first date, unprotected sex, 12 year old girls.FIST PUMP - YOU ARE A MAN, MY SON. -Byrensam 

ikc5   United States. Nov 20 2008 22:21. Posts 406


  On August 09 2007 04:08 byrnesam wrote:
http://www.break.com/index/frustrated-video-dater-loses-his-cool.html

this guys got mad tilt issues



God this one is fucking good, so perfect. FLOOFY LOL

AWESOME mentally handicapped, slept with like 30 guys, meeting her mum on the first date, unprotected sex, 12 year old girls.FIST PUMP - YOU ARE A MAN, MY SON. -Byrensam 

xavierk9   United States. Nov 21 2008 01:07. Posts 320

omg that bill oreilly dance remix is so fucking gold i cant breathe LMAO!!

wtf 

RaiNKhAN    United States. Nov 21 2008 02:29. Posts 4080


  On November 20 2008 11:23 Kapol wrote:
REMIX:




LOLOL

The biggest Rockets, Sixers, and Grizzlies fan you will ever meet! 

thundza   United States. Nov 21 2008 02:42. Posts 2001

Not real tilt, but hilarious:

pausing stinger video to google ninja porn - myth 

capaneo   Canada. Jul 07 2009 04:39. Posts 8465



This is very old. But I just came across it randomly. Totally reminded me of this thread!

In US everyone is happy as long as all the prices are rising. Unless its crude oil - Marc FaberLast edit: 07/07/2009 04:39

genjix   China. Jul 07 2009 05:16. Posts 2677

BT&#65279; can suck my balls

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. 

fakeshaver   United States. Jul 07 2009 11:49. Posts 1313


Bejamin1   Canada. Jul 07 2009 12:11. Posts 7042

Not sure if someone already posted this in here but here goes.

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama 

Highcard   Canada. Jul 07 2009 14:35. Posts 5428


  On July 07 2009 11:11 Bejamin1 wrote:
Not sure if someone already posted this in here but here goes.




lol what movie is that with all the dancing

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

enfant   Bulgaria. Jul 07 2009 14:45. Posts 388

LOL
capaneo, good find, i havent laughed so much in ages

rain one day sunshine the next 

capaneo   Canada. Nov 21 2009 04:25. Posts 8465



lol, had to post it here.

In US everyone is happy as long as all the prices are rising. Unless its crude oil - Marc Faber 

milkman   United States. Nov 21 2009 05:42. Posts 5719

lol i like that guy

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally. 

Etherone   Canada. Nov 21 2009 06:34. Posts 753


not sure if this is fake





 Last edit: 21/11/2009 06:44

iop   Sweden. Nov 21 2009 12:24. Posts 4953

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

k2o4   United States. Nov 25 2009 13:38. Posts 4803


  On November 21 2009 03:25 capaneo wrote:


lol, had to post it here.



that guy got so sickly owned

InnovativeYogis.com 

Baalim   Mexico. Nov 25 2009 14:44. Posts 34312


  On November 21 2009 05:34 Etherone wrote:






LOL now thats some sick tilt

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

XeliN   United Kingdom. Nov 25 2009 14:49. Posts 2365

It seems really fake to me, but funny nonetheless

Steal City: if u want to get good at sex u need to read books. Its just like poker, u need to read 

traxamillion   United States. Nov 25 2009 16:13. Posts 10468

lol guy gets rocked pretty solid in the end


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jan 06 2011 09:29. Posts 14026

someone asked for bacon at halal kfc (not a joke)

nice tilt


HaiVan   Bulgaria. Jan 06 2011 09:40. Posts 2083

Poker chobo. 

Surprise   United States. Jan 06 2011 10:19. Posts 275

Don't mess up this fratboy's order...

http://www.noob.us/miscellaneous/drunk-frat-bro-gets-tased-instantly/

the games you own at, end up owning you 

iop   Sweden. Jan 06 2011 10:27. Posts 4953

Bacon is good for me

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

TopGear   United Kingdom. Jan 06 2011 11:21. Posts 663


  On January 06 2011 08:29 byrnesam wrote:
someone asked for bacon at halal kfc (not a joke)

nice tilt




Haha this is great.

I didn't realize it was offensive, I thought they just didn't eat bacon? Why did he react like that?

Is there a bonus code you need to enter to get the super account? I still cant see others cards. 

Chewits   United Kingdom. Jan 06 2011 12:33. Posts 2539

LOL iop

"She cant stop me. Cuz she cant run in those little high heels. Youll never see this face again!!

rofl

I am a degen. Do not believe in any of my advice. 

vlseph   United States. Jan 06 2011 18:30. Posts 3026

wtf is that kfc guy saying?

The only hands a nit balances in his range are the nuts, the second nuts, and the third nuts. 

Samsung   Poland. Jan 06 2011 20:33. Posts 238


  On January 06 2011 08:40 HaiVan wrote:



http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/holycow/hinduism.html

muslims got pigs


barbieman   Sweden. Jan 06 2011 20:47. Posts 2132


  On January 06 2011 17:30 vlseph wrote:
wtf is that kfc guy saying?



don't record me


matdon460   United States. Jan 06 2011 20:53. Posts 1089

pigs are not holy to muslims. pigs are considered dirty and not to be eaten because that would make person ingesting pork unclean as well.

wonderful example of sick tilt though.

Of course it was a good shove, I won 

lucifer   Sweden. Jan 06 2011 23:05. Posts 5955


  On January 06 2011 09:19 Surprise wrote:
Don't mess up this fratboy's order...




Did they really need six cops for that? I mean.. at the moment of takedown he didn't really do anything

On February 19 2009 22:21 Confedrate wrote: i dont get itLast edit: 06/01/2011 23:07

KeanuReaver   United States. Jan 06 2011 23:55. Posts 2022


  On November 21 2009 03:25 capaneo wrote:


lol, had to post it here.



hahaha he got owned so hard

and the endurance required for MMA, which has actions like punching and kicking bone and muscle with 1000-2500 PSI. - Taco 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jan 07 2011 01:48. Posts 14026







HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. Jan 07 2011 18:51. Posts 10896

i cant stop listening to the sound he make at 0,16


TopGear   United Kingdom. Jan 07 2011 20:49. Posts 663


  On January 07 2011 17:51 HeRoS)eNGagE wrote:
i cant stop listening to the sound he make at 0,16



Sounds like a... pig..

Is there a bonus code you need to enter to get the super account? I still cant see others cards. 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jan 07 2011 21:18. Posts 14026

rofl


YoMeR   United States. Jan 07 2011 21:55. Posts 12438


  On January 06 2011 22:55 KeanuReaver wrote:
Show nested quote +



hahaha he got owned so hard


+10. damn that was pretty damn good. That was some world class ass reaming he received.

eZ Life. 

Webjoker   Netherlands. Jan 07 2011 22:12. Posts 435


  On January 07 2011 20:55 YoMeR wrote:
Show nested quote +



+10. damn that was pretty damn good. That was some world class ass reaming he received.

Lol, are you guys delusional? You think that is owning someone? A "judge" flipping out for someone saying "That is your opinion". America is the land of the crazy. Just wow.


SpasticInk   Sweden. Jan 08 2011 09:23. Posts 6298

HE DISRESPECTED THE HOLY PROCESS OF LAW !#!#!#!1111 INSULTING SOMEONE TO HAVE OPINIONS!11


KeanuReaver   United States. Jan 08 2011 09:54. Posts 2022

stop being faggots
the guy was being a smart ass and she owned his face off for it and left him speechless realizing what a smug dipshit he just was on television, don't get all bent out of shape just because she's a judge since it's so cool to hate on authority figures guys seriously aren't americans dumb lol i know it's like they don't even realize a judge's verdict is up for debate haha seriously last time i was in court i said the judge was fat since truth is sweet and she was like lol yeah i know since we're so open minded and awesome im going to take your constructive criticism and go on a diet lol btw you owe 2 billion kronarzzz for being smug faggots

i was playin with this euro kid at the bellagio the other day and he lost like $200 to a bad beat and you could tell it pissed him off so im like damn that sucks man or something and he was like naw man im just playing around i usually play 10/20 this is nothing but he was entirely full of shit so maybe it's just that you guys have so many smug faggots roaming around that you completely lost the ability to differentiate them from the population and thus don't realize that when it comes to a smug faggot getting verbally owned it really doesn't matter the context it's a beautiful thing...thats why that menarebetterthanwomen douche owning the treadmill chick was so awesome.

just sayin yo, we cool

and the endurance required for MMA, which has actions like punching and kicking bone and muscle with 1000-2500 PSI. - Taco 

tomson    Poland. Jan 08 2011 19:23. Posts 1982

Peace of mind cant be bought. 

Baalim   Mexico. Jan 08 2011 19:27. Posts 34312

he is a moron how can a law student be that incompetent and intentionally piss off a judge? bad future lawyer.

The judge is pathetic tho for letting her emotions take control of her judgement and punishing/rewarding people based on their feelings towards them, that is not justice.

They are usually on a huge ego trip, they are constantly telling everybody to call them "your honor" and when this obnoxious smug guy tells her to adress to him as Dr. blabla she gets very upset about it.

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lucifer   Sweden. Jan 08 2011 19:36. Posts 5955

Wait, what. You take that televised court crap seriously?



edit: I mean... isn't the entertainment value the fact that everyone involved is retarded (in some way or another)?

On February 19 2009 22:21 Confedrate wrote: i dont get itLast edit: 08/01/2011 19:38

sc1pio   United States. Jan 09 2011 01:06. Posts 117


Baalim   Mexico. Jan 10 2011 08:06. Posts 34312

that goes in the rofl thread not here

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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jul 26 2011 15:03. Posts 14026



starts at 1:55

Dude was in jail awaiting trial for a murder robbery charge. During this time before the trial figuring he was going to be found guilty, he murdered an inmate to try and join the mexican mafia on the inside. Then he went to trial and was found not guilty of the murder robbery charge and would have walked free, but ended up getting 80 years for killing the inmate.

Maybe a suckout for society.

p.s. Prison documentaries are suh-weeeet.


 



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