i bet this guy has posted on a poker forum about pokerstars being rigged
this guy fucking RULES. what the FUCK is he TALKING ABOUT?!
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ggplz   Sweden. Aug 09 2007 08:00. Posts 16784
lol great links haha
the helicopter and dating one are sick
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Ket   United Kingdom. Aug 09 2007 08:09. Posts 8665
LOL its funny because its in such awful taste
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Ket   United Kingdom. Aug 09 2007 08:13. Posts 8665
LOLLOLOLOLOLOL thanks for this link zealeo........
yep im def a bad person
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[vital]Myth   United States. Aug 09 2007 08:44. Posts 12159
i still have no idea WHAT THE FUCK was that helicopter one all about? is it some sick prank? does that guy really think he's not just rambling incoherently? why the FUCK does the FBI know about some random helicopter?
god damnit it's bugging me so badly, WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN? the more i think about it, the more bewildered i become, and the more bewildered i am, the more i laugh at how un-fucking-believably insane this guy is. WHAT THE FUCK?!
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[vital]Myth   United States. Aug 09 2007 08:45. Posts 12159
roflmao............SERIOUSLY WTF?
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[vital]Myth   United States. Aug 09 2007 08:45. Posts 12159
i can't believe this...i can't stop laughing, but i am only laughing because i have no fucking idea what's going on right now.
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[vital]Myth   United States. Aug 09 2007 08:45. Posts 12159
wow i should really try to sleep sometimes
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[vital]Myth   United States. Aug 09 2007 08:45. Posts 12159
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WTF HELICOPTER?
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[vital]Myth   United States. Aug 09 2007 08:51. Posts 12159
IS HE SERIOUS? WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT? OMG ROFLMAO
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[vital]Myth   United States. Aug 09 2007 08:55. Posts 12159
this guy is on the sickest life tilt i've ever seen...even ket has never tilted this badly. even MIG didn't tilt this badly when rainkhan FT'd the ME, nor when i FT'd the sunday mil.
NOT EVEN MIG HAS LIFE TILT THIS BAD
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[vital]Myth   United States. Aug 09 2007 09:00. Posts 12159
WHAT HELICOPTER?!?!?!?!?!!!
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[vital]Myth   United States. Aug 09 2007 09:05. Posts 12159
god i've never been tilted so badly. his tilt is so EXTREME it's infectious. the tilt is overcoming me. i'm becoming one with the tilt. be the tilt, myth........be the tilt.
i have embraced the tilt.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT THOUGH SERIOUSLY
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all_in_4tw   Canada. Aug 09 2007 09:07. Posts 4515
[vi]tal[my]th <---- ON SICK TILT
I sometimes fold AA preflop to balance my range
Last edit: 09/08/2007 09:09
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all_in_4tw   Canada. Aug 09 2007 09:19. Posts 4515
lol, editpostament
I sometimes fold AA preflop to balance my range
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ggplz   Sweden. Aug 09 2007 09:28. Posts 16784
On August 09 2007 07:09 Ket wrote:
LOL its funny because its in such awful taste
thats soso sosososos out of line
On August 09 2007 07:13 Ket wrote:
LOLLOLOLOLOLOL thanks for this link zealeo........
yep im def a bad person
lol
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kantoiki   Australia. Aug 09 2007 09:53. Posts 3818
i'm with myth on this one , i NEVER EVER got that helicopter one fuck. and i STILL don't get it. someone explain PLZZZZZ
muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet.
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ggplz   Sweden. Aug 09 2007 10:30. Posts 16784
On August 09 2007 08:53 kantoiki wrote:
i'm with myth on this one , i NEVER EVER got that helicopter one fuck. and i STILL don't get it. someone explain PLZZZZZ
lol.. he's saying a helicopter flew really low over his house for several minutes on two occasions but really he's just a bitch who isnt getting his way in lots of different circumstances
+ he looks like tom cruise
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Bigbobm   United States. Aug 09 2007 10:44. Posts 5513
wow all that makes me feel really good
thanks guys
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KeanuReaver   United States. Aug 09 2007 10:58. Posts 2022
the 80's dating video was by far the best
not even the part where he freaked out either
everything about it was beautiful
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EvilSky   Czech Republic. Aug 09 2007 11:12. Posts 8918
On August 09 2007 09:58 KeanuReaver wrote:
the 80's dating video was by far the best
not even the part where he freaked out either
everything about it was beautiful
I dont think it was real, hillarious nontheless :D
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Pulda   Czech Republic. Aug 09 2007 11:20. Posts 446
lol byrnesam, the dating one was so sick
The helicopter one is sick too, its just that Ive seen it before.
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TianYuan   Korea (South). Aug 09 2007 12:16. Posts 6817
On August 09 2007 04:53 Gumster wrote:
GE DIGGGGGGGG
FEGA JÄVELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Ohhhhh, so that's what he said first, I could never make out what he said before the last line ;D
(Give up
cowardly bastard)
Hm.. Off-suite socks..
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Yugless   United States. Aug 09 2007 12:27. Posts 7174
the helicopter guy thinks he uncovered some big conspiracy and now the powers that be are sending a helicopter to harass him
Baal - look is talking hah.
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Syntax   United States. Aug 09 2007 12:56. Posts 4415
gangster tilt
wut wut wut
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TalentedTom   Canada. Aug 09 2007 13:14. Posts 20070
On August 09 2007 11:56 Syntax wrote:
gangster tilt
lol thats a classic
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us and as we let our own lights shine we unconsciously give other people permision to do the same
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TalentedTom   Canada. Aug 09 2007 13:16. Posts 20070
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us and as we let our own lights shine we unconsciously give other people permision to do the same
Last edit: 09/08/2007 13:18
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Sheitan   Canada. Aug 09 2007 15:42. Posts 4217
Extrem Tilt: the famous angry german kid, top 10 Intarwebz video. I swear to god when he laughs like a maniac im fucking scared as hell.
Dunno if it has been posted yet.
P.S: I did punch my screen once playing poker, my wife was like wtf is wrong he's a psycho let's divorce
Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt
Last edit: 09/08/2007 15:44
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capaneo   Canada. Aug 09 2007 15:58. Posts 8465
How da fuck u guys have missed to post some of Axl Rose's tilts?
AXL IS THE BIGGEST TILT MONKEY EVER
In US everyone is happy as long as all the prices are rising. Unless its crude oil - Marc Faber
Last edit: 09/08/2007 17:54
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BlackRain   Canada. Aug 09 2007 16:48. Posts 510
^^ thats some good shit. being a rockstar would induce tilt like nothing else. some fucking argentinian or w/e the fuck pos throwing a rock at you and you need an interpreter just to tell him your gonna kick his fucking ass.
im gonna run so bad for loling so much at that chris benoit one
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PandaSaurus   Australia. Aug 09 2007 18:54. Posts 1651
On August 09 2007 14:42 Sheitan wrote:
Extrem Tilt: the famous angry german kid, top 10 Intarwebz video. I swear to god when he laughs like a maniac im fucking scared as hell.
Dunno if it has been posted yet.
P.S: I did punch my screen once playing poker, my wife was like wtf is wrong he's a psycho let's divorce
Chobopoker?
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Ket   United Kingdom. Aug 09 2007 20:14. Posts 8665
thanks to meat or roald or whoever made it so all the youtube links auto embed from now on..... nice work
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capaneo   Canada. Aug 09 2007 22:19. Posts 8465
In US everyone is happy as long as all the prices are rising. Unless its crude oil - Marc Faber
Last edit: 09/08/2007 22:23
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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 09 2007 22:21. Posts 34312
it was Meat <3
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xavierk9   United States. Aug 10 2007 15:33. Posts 320
hawking   United States. Nov 19 2008 21:32. Posts 348
good excuse for the 2nd amendment.
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[vital]Myth   United States. Nov 19 2008 22:37. Posts 12159
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YoMeR   United States. Nov 19 2008 22:55. Posts 12438
that's some pretty fucked up shit lmao.
eZ Life.
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PokerDoc88   Australia. Nov 19 2008 23:09. Posts 3527
read my latest blog, i have had a very tilt-worthy day
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Guillaume   Peru. Nov 20 2008 01:24. Posts 272
OmG
Idiocy: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Deamon615   United States. Nov 20 2008 01:31. Posts 63
If someone starts to hit my car with whatever the fuck that was, and then is dumb enough to walk in front of my car, you better believe he is getting RUN THE FUCK OVER
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sawseech   Canada. Nov 20 2008 02:06. Posts 3182
it's a crowbar
lets go fucking mental la la la la lets go fucking mental lets go fucking mental lala la la
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Nov 20 2008 06:54. Posts 14026
thats in vegas opposite the Sahara. I went to that "worlds largest" gift shop - he wasnt in the carpark.
hes probably moved up to the big game in the bellagio these days.
the gift shop is wank
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Kilay   Netherlands. Nov 20 2008 07:50. Posts 1960
Wow, that dude smashing the car is so sick hahaha.
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Shad   United Kingdom. Nov 20 2008 08:17. Posts 866
lol wtf, can someone translate what the hell he's going on about? I got: gangbanging, killing, something for 10 years, selling crack to hoes in the back, lot's of motherfuckers were involved???
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killThemDonks   Canada. Nov 20 2008 12:04. Posts 2681
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killThemDonks   Canada. Nov 20 2008 12:07. Posts 2681
killThemDonks   Canada. Nov 20 2008 12:35. Posts 2681
lmao
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Kilay   Netherlands. Nov 20 2008 13:19. Posts 1960
FUCK IT !!! I don't know, I don't know, FUCK IT !!!
HAHAHAHA, LMAO !!!
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casinocasino   Canada. Nov 20 2008 14:06. Posts 3347
LOLMAO
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casinocasino   Canada. Nov 20 2008 14:23. Posts 3347
THE FUCKING THING SUCKS
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killThemDonks   Canada. Nov 20 2008 14:31. Posts 2681
double tilt
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Nov 20 2008 17:28. Posts 14026
COOL YOUR JETS, SIR
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kantoiki   Australia. Nov 20 2008 17:48. Posts 3818
On November 19 2008 22:09 PokerDoc88 wrote:
read my latest blog, i have had a very tilt-worthy day
by far the worst most hilarious day
muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet.
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ikc5   United States. Nov 20 2008 21:56. Posts 406
On August 09 2007 06:55 Ket wrote:
john mcenroe is quite a tilt monkey rofl my waffles
phil hellmuth of tennis?
On November 20 2008 13:31 killThemDonks wrote:
double tilt
oh... my...god this thread is so fucking amazing.
I love you all.
AWESOME mentally handicapped, slept with like 30 guys, meeting her mum on the first date, unprotected sex, 12 year old girls.FIST PUMP - YOU ARE A MAN, MY SON. -Byrensam
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ikc5   United States. Nov 20 2008 22:21. Posts 406
God this one is fucking good, so perfect. FLOOFY LOL
AWESOME mentally handicapped, slept with like 30 guys, meeting her mum on the first date, unprotected sex, 12 year old girls.FIST PUMP - YOU ARE A MAN, MY SON. -Byrensam
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xavierk9   United States. Nov 21 2008 01:07. Posts 320
omg that bill oreilly dance remix is so fucking gold i cant breathe LMAO!!
wtf
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RaiNKhAN   United States. Nov 21 2008 02:29. Posts 4080
On November 20 2008 11:23 Kapol wrote:
REMIX:
LOLOL
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thundza   United States. Nov 21 2008 02:42. Posts 2001
+10. damn that was pretty damn good. That was some world class ass reaming he received.
Lol, are you guys delusional? You think that is owning someone? A "judge" flipping out for someone saying "That is your opinion". America is the land of the crazy. Just wow.
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SpasticInk   Sweden. Jan 08 2011 09:23. Posts 6298
HE DISRESPECTED THE HOLY PROCESS OF LAW !#!#!#!1111 INSULTING SOMEONE TO HAVE OPINIONS!11
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KeanuReaver   United States. Jan 08 2011 09:54. Posts 2022
stop being faggots
the guy was being a smart ass and she owned his face off for it and left him speechless realizing what a smug dipshit he just was on television, don't get all bent out of shape just because she's a judge since it's so cool to hate on authority figures guys seriously aren't americans dumb lol i know it's like they don't even realize a judge's verdict is up for debate haha seriously last time i was in court i said the judge was fat since truth is sweet and she was like lol yeah i know since we're so open minded and awesome im going to take your constructive criticism and go on a diet lol btw you owe 2 billion kronarzzz for being smug faggots
i was playin with this euro kid at the bellagio the other day and he lost like $200 to a bad beat and you could tell it pissed him off so im like damn that sucks man or something and he was like naw man im just playing around i usually play 10/20 this is nothing but he was entirely full of shit so maybe it's just that you guys have so many smug faggots roaming around that you completely lost the ability to differentiate them from the population and thus don't realize that when it comes to a smug faggot getting verbally owned it really doesn't matter the context it's a beautiful thing...thats why that menarebetterthanwomen douche owning the treadmill chick was so awesome.
just sayin yo, we cool
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tomson   Poland. Jan 08 2011 19:23. Posts 1982
Peace of mind cant be bought.
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Baalim   Mexico. Jan 08 2011 19:27. Posts 34312
he is a moron how can a law student be that incompetent and intentionally piss off a judge? bad future lawyer.
The judge is pathetic tho for letting her emotions take control of her judgement and punishing/rewarding people based on their feelings towards them, that is not justice.
They are usually on a huge ego trip, they are constantly telling everybody to call them "your honor" and when this obnoxious smug guy tells her to adress to him as Dr. blabla she gets very upset about it.
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lucifer   Sweden. Jan 08 2011 19:36. Posts 5955
Wait, what. You take that televised court crap seriously?
edit: I mean... isn't the entertainment value the fact that everyone involved is retarded (in some way or another)?
On February 19 2009 22:21 Confedrate wrote: i dont get it
Last edit: 08/01/2011 19:38
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sc1pio   United States. Jan 09 2011 01:06. Posts 117
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Baalim   Mexico. Jan 10 2011 08:06. Posts 34312
that goes in the rofl thread not here
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jul 26 2011 15:03. Posts 14026
starts at 1:55
Dude was in jail awaiting trial for a murder robbery charge. During this time before the trial figuring he was going to be found guilty, he murdered an inmate to try and join the mexican mafia on the inside. Then he went to trial and was found not guilty of the murder robbery charge and would have walked free, but ended up getting 80 years for killing the inmate.