Joe Hachem talking some trash to PoorUser on stars

Submitted by : malcolmknoll

PokerStars Game #11352343279: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2007/08/07 - 00:04:46 (ET)
Table 'Tugela' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: JoeHachem ($2207 in chips)
Seat 2: skier_5 ($2862 in chips)
Seat 3: jmc2536 ($1930 in chips)
Seat 4: PoorUser ($6369 in chips)
Seat 5: plghh ($2429.40 in chips)
Seat 6: JeffBoston ($6386.65 in chips)
JoeHachem: posts small blind $10
skier_5: posts big blind $20

Holecards
PoorUser said, "u2"
jmc2536: folds
PoorUser: raises $60 to $80
plghh: folds
JeffBoston: folds
JoeHachem: calls $70
skier_5: folds

Flop (Pot : $180.00)

   
JoeHachem: checks
PoorUser: bets $120
JoeHachem: calls $120

Turn (Pot : $420.00)

   
JoeHachem: checks
PoorUser: bets $300
JoeHachem: raises $1707 to $2007 and is all-in
PoorUser: calls $1707

River (Pot : $4,434.00)

   

Showdown
JoeHachem: shows (a straight, Ten to Ace)
PoorUser: mucks hand
JoeHachem collected $4431 from pot

Summary
Total pot $4434 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: JoeHachem (small blind) showed and won ($4431) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 2: skier_5 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: jmc2536 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PoorUser mucked
Seat 5: plghh folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: JeffBoston (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

wtf??

does that make any sense?

On August 06 2007 21:11 Daut wrote: does that make any sense?

........what?

confused me at first too but the chat at the start is about this hand http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/246126 which happened a few hands earlier than the hand in the op

the hand that tilted hachem:
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/246126


edit: too late

He must be drunk.

No middle aged seemingly intelligent man could be so retarded.

oops

Submitted by : all_in_4tw

PokerStars Game #11352567166: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2007/08/07 - 00:20:55 (ET)
Table 'Tugela' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: JoeHachem ($4605 in chips)
Seat 2: skier_5 ($3526 in chips)
Seat 3: jmc2536 ($2097 in chips)
Seat 4: PoorUser ($3824 in chips)
Seat 5: plghh ($1654.40 in chips)
Seat 6: JeffBoston ($6673.65 in chips)
PoorUser: posts small blind $10
plghh: posts big blind $20

Holecards(Odds)
JeffBoston: folds
JoeHachem: raises $40 to $60
skier_5: folds
jmc2536: folds
PoorUser: calls $50
plghh: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $140.00)

   
PoorUser: checks
JoeHachem: bets $100
PoorUser: calls $100

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $340.00)

   
PoorUser: bets $260
JoeHachem: raises $500 to $760
PoorUser: raises $1160 to $1920
JoeHachem: raises $2525 to $4445 and is all-in
PoorUser said, "oh baby"
PoorUser: calls $1744 and is all-in

River (Pot : $7,668.00)

   

Showdown
PoorUser: shows (two pair, Sevens and Deuces)
JoeHachem: shows (two pair, Tens and Sevens)
JoeHachem collected $7665 from pot

Summary
Total pot $7668 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: JoeHachem showed and won ($7665) with two pair, Tens and Sevens
Seat 2: skier_5 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: jmc2536 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PoorUser (small blind) showed and lost with two pair, Sevens and Deuces
Seat 5: plghh (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: JeffBoston folded before Flop (didn't bet)

its 2pm his local time. how can he be drunk?

real men get drunk at 2pm

by starting at noon?

aussies love drinking at 2pm...

its pretty cool how wait lists become ridic full of people who arent actually gonna play every time one of these starts donkament boys sit at a table. and by cool i mean lame

haha owned

hahahahahahahaahahah

Rofl Ket

ROFL aint that sad... both hachem and pav

yea i'll vouche for joe that aussies get drunk at 2pm.

bars open at 9am, and after that the alcohol is just flowing. and by alcohol i mean only beer.

10k stack lol

haha ket, to be honest i understand its lame in theory

but it's pretty damn funny. like imagine if you were joe and saw that you had a 49 person waiting list. i'm sure with his ego he just writes it off as people paying attention to the famous guy, but it's still just funny in practical application.

^... what?

On August 06 2007 21:52 Ket wrote: its pretty cool how wait lists become ridic full of people who arent actually gonna play every time one of these starts donkament boys sit at a table. and by cool i mean lame

haha, i'm glad your eyes work. Anyways Ket, i wish you bad luck for the month of August

On August 06 2007 22:48 mrpav.com wrote: Show nested quote + On August 06 2007 21:52 Ket wrote: its pretty cool how wait lists become ridic full of people who arent actually gonna play every time one of these starts donkament boys sit at a table. and by cool i mean lame haha, i'm glad your eyes work. Anyways Ket, i wish you bad luck for the month of August

harsh pav.. alot of poker player is like supersticious =D not saying ket is one

On August 06 2007 22:59 wobbly_au wrote: Show nested quote + On August 06 2007 22:48 mrpav.com wrote:   On August 06 2007 21:52 Ket wrote: its pretty cool how wait lists become ridic full of people who arent actually gonna play every time one of these starts donkament boys sit at a table. and by cool i mean lame haha, i'm glad your eyes work. Anyways Ket, i wish you bad luck for the month of August harsh pav.. alot of poker player is like supersticious =D not saying ket is one

I know, and i never wish anyone bad luck, but he left me no choice with the low blows

On August 06 2007 22:48 mrpav.com wrote: Show nested quote + On August 06 2007 21:52 Ket wrote: its pretty cool how wait lists become ridic full of people who arent actually gonna play every time one of these starts donkament boys sit at a table. and by cool i mean lame haha, i'm glad your eyes work. Anyways Ket, i wish you bad luck for the month of August

ty pav working so far, last 3 days:

.

On August 06 2007 23:16 Ket wrote: Show nested quote + On August 06 2007 22:48 mrpav.com wrote:   On August 06 2007 21:52 Ket wrote: its pretty cool how wait lists become ridic full of people who arent actually gonna play every time one of these starts donkament boys sit at a table. and by cool i mean lame haha, i'm glad your eyes work. Anyways Ket, i wish you bad luck for the month of August ty pav working so far, last 3 days:

Don't worry, the hex will kick in real soon

stop revolving around negative energy guys pls, it may touch ME.

On August 06 2007 23:16 Ket wrote: Show nested quote + On August 06 2007 22:48 mrpav.com wrote:   On August 06 2007 21:52 Ket wrote: its pretty cool how wait lists become ridic full of people who arent actually gonna play every time one of these starts donkament boys sit at a table. and by cool i mean lame haha, i'm glad your eyes work. Anyways Ket, i wish you bad luck for the month of August ty pav working so far, last 3 days:

so sick, why can't I run like that?

On August 06 2007 23:16 Ket wrote: Show nested quote + On August 06 2007 22:48 mrpav.com wrote:   On August 06 2007 21:52 Ket wrote: its pretty cool how wait lists become ridic full of people who arent actually gonna play every time one of these starts donkament boys sit at a table. and by cool i mean lame haha, i'm glad your eyes work. Anyways Ket, i wish you bad luck for the month of August ty pav working so far, last 3 days:

Pav.. u are gna need to use like some crazy ancient curse to stop that

AHA NOW I GOT KETS STATS ! MWAHAHA NOW IM GONNA CRACK WHAT MAKES THE LEGEND TICK!

FIRST KET, THEN THE WORLD MWHAHA

On August 06 2007 22:24 nolan wrote: haha ket, to be honest i understand its lame in theory but it's pretty damn funny. like imagine if you were joe and saw that you had a 49 person waiting list. i'm sure with his ego he just writes it off as people paying attention to the famous guy, but it's still just funny in practical application.

might be funny to u but if u actually play these stakes and want to join tables but cant because every douchebag and their grandma want to waste a few seconds each when their turn comes up on the waitlist, youd realise its actually very fking annoying when ur unable to get on the table because of them. especially when its someone like hachem whos a sick fish in the game and is only gonna be playing for a limited amount of time, the douchebag patrol actually costs me money by deciding to be fags

i never liked hachem, comes across like hes the greatest poker player and how dare he lose to a set or suckout...hes an aussie azz

On August 07 2007 00:46 hockey4433 wrote: i never liked hachem, comes across like hes the greatest poker player and how dare he lose to a set or suckout...hes an aussie azz

I like Joe he is quite humble and a normal guy who you can have a laugh with. That was my impression when I met him.

Where did you meet him?

I like to eat acid.

appearantly so does Joe.

this is easilly solved

http://www.pokerstars.com/fpp/store/special/joe-hachem-weekend/

turn up to this and 10k fight him, yo!

On August 07 2007 07:06 byrnesam wrote: this is easilly solved http://www.pokerstars.com/fpp/store/special/joe-hachem-weekend/ turn up to this and 10k fight him, yo!

YES

http://poker.bodogbeat.com/2005-wsop-...exclusive-weekend-seminars-16867.html

to join hachem's poker camp