alittle question about bleeding

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u came to the right place.

Go see a doctor

eat normal food again you fucking idiot

was there something wrong with the way you were shitting before?

or at the ripe old age of 21 you thought you needed to dope with gastrointestinal enhancements?

eat chicken and rice until you stop shitting blood and then eat normal without adding fiber just because dr. oz told you to

why don't you just go to a doctor? If you live in Canada you should have access to healthcare... Canada also has the highest incidence in the world of irritable bowel disease aka ulcerative colitis and crohns (bleeding ulcers in your intestinal tract). Young adulthood is a very common age for onset of these diseases. In other words, bloody diarrhea is not normal, you may need a colonoscopy, and you definitely won't get a diagnosis by asking liquidpoker.

was the bleeding internal or external? that is, did you bleed because of the poop, or did the poop have blood? if it's the former, who cares. if it's the latter, see a doctor.

Online poker has caused much anal bleeding for me

On March 02 2018 17:40 Daut wrote: was the bleeding internal or external? that is, did you bleed because of the poop, or did the poop have blood? if it's the former, who cares. if it's the latter, see a doctor.

This, if the blood is fresh you probably should tell your boyfriend to take it easy.

if the blood is IN the stool then that can be serious.

On March 02 2018 12:04 Santafairy wrote: eat normal food again you fucking idiot was there something wrong with the way you were shitting before? or at the ripe old age of 21 you thought you needed to dope with gastrointestinal enhancements? eat chicken and rice until you stop shitting blood and then eat normal without adding fiber just because dr. oz told you to

Did you miss the part where the guy can't take a shit like a normal human being and that's why he had to resort to taking a fiber supplement? It didn't just occur to him one day to "enhance" his already normal bowel function. The "normal food" that most people eat in NA is not actually normal food. It's deficient in fiber, hence the constipation. 98% of Americans are actually deficient in fiber. I can guarantee you they eat plenty of white rice and chicken and that's partly why.

Lol @ isolating the fiber as a "villain" in this story. He had an impossibly large, rock hard turd stuck in his colon and probably teared his anus. Because he's fiber deficient. Naturally, he's so used to eating like this that he'll blame the fiber even though it's a lack of fiber that leads to such issues in the first place. OP, I can guarantee you eating a bag of pop corn doesn't mean you have a high fiber diet. If you ate 6 cups of pop corn that's still just like 10% of the RDA...

On March 02 2018 17:35 blackjacki2 wrote: why don't you just go to a doctor? If you live in Canada you should have access to healthcare... Canada also has the highest incidence in the world of irritable bowel disease aka ulcerative colitis and crohns (bleeding ulcers in your intestinal tract). Young adulthood is a very common age for onset of these diseases. In other words, bloody diarrhea is not normal, you may need a colonoscopy, and you definitely won't get a diagnosis by asking liquidpoker.

You mean inflammatory bowel disease. Irritable bowel syndrome is something else. Can confirm that Satan hates us Canadians though, especially me since I have both. Well, in remission anyway. But yeah, it does show up mostly in young adults and if the bleeding becomes chronic, he should definitely see a doctor because it's very likely to be the case. But since he said it has never occurred to him before it's incredibly likely to just be because of constipation. The simple long term solution to that is to slowly increase fiber intake from foods until the problem is gone and you take at the absolute minimum one good shit a day; taking fiber supplements is for old bacon & eggs grannies who can't change their ways.

you mean him being constipated one time?

why am I arguing with a troll, about a troll

I am a committed troll with 19000 posts on a website and it's more likely that OP is part of the 2% who get enough fiber in their diet, despite the fact that he thinks eating a bag of pop corn would provide an objectively high amount of fiber in his diet. Santa's razor.

I'm sure he was never constipated before, we all know that it's an extremely rare condition, especially among fast food eating young adults. It must have just been a rare and awkward moment, metamucil fell from the Heavens and he thought "gee, why not try this to get this rock hard fiber-less poop out?"

>man eats metamucil
>shits blood
>santafairy says maybe there's a connection here
>I better instantly start white knighting for fiber

looks like a troll to me

On March 03 2018 02:14 Baalim wrote: Show nested quote + On March 02 2018 17:40 Daut wrote: was the bleeding internal or external? that is, did you bleed because of the poop, or did the poop have blood? if it's the former, who cares. if it's the latter, see a doctor. This, if the blood is fresh you probably should tell your boyfriend to take it easy. if the blood is IN the stool then that can be serious.

I don't think he spent any time looking inside his stools guys. It can get a bit stressful when you see a ton of blood in the toilet, your first instinct isn't to get some sticks to fish out your turds. It's really the color of the blood that he should have mentioned. The brighter the blood, the least concerning it is.

On March 03 2018 08:00 Santafairy wrote: >man eats metamucil >shits blood >santafairy says maybe there's a connection here >I better instantly start white knighting for fiber looks like a troll to me

Every day, I eat cereal for breakfast. One time, I had a muffin instead, and there was a major earthquake in my city. I've eaten cereal ever since and there's been no earthquake in my city. Santafairy logic has it that I caused the earthquake, it all lines up perfectly.

In all seriousness, if what he says is true, obviously there is likely a connection, but that doesn't make the connection you've made valid/your advice good. The role played by fiber here would be secondary and harmless. It's not like psyllium husk/pop corn contains some evil fiber that brushed away at his bowels until they were bloody. The primary problem is the constipation or whatever else is going on. If it is constipation, reverting to the diet that caused the constipation as a solution is pretty dumb. So is continuing metamucil obviously.

On March 02 2018 06:26 Stroggoz wrote: u came to the right place.

would you like to be first to "check" up his rectum?

On March 03 2018 02:14 Baalim wrote: Show nested quote + On March 02 2018 17:40 Daut wrote: was the bleeding internal or external? that is, did you bleed because of the poop, or did the poop have blood? if it's the former, who cares. if it's the latter, see a doctor. This, if the blood is fresh you probably should tell your boyfriend to take it easy. if the blood is IN the stool then that can be serious.

yes and tell your boyfriend to get a check up for hiv if its the latter.

So, I assumed metamucil was just psyllium husk and should be pretty harmless but after looking it up I learned it also has something called Senna in it which is apparently a strong laxative and bowel irritant. It says to check with your doctor if you have black tarry stools or blood in the stools after use but it doesn't appear to be a common side effect. If you were just sensitive to this stuff it still doesn't explain the pop corn incident. You've not given any details about it though so there's not much to say. If it happens again you should really check with a doctor. They will have a quick look to see if the hemorrhoids are irritated or if there might be a fissure. If you want to avoid the doctor, the best thing you can do is gradually (modestly) increase fiber intake and lubricate your rectum with some type of suppository for that purpose. If it becomes chronic despite this you should get a colonoscopy.

On March 02 2018 06:26 Stroggoz wrote: u came to the right place.

the best post in this thread

lolol certainly he will get more feedback about rectal bleeding than if he asked something poker related

one time i shot someone and they died and santafairy logic says it all lines up perfectly

my enlightenment tells me better, it could have been anything, diabetes, skydiving accident

On March 05 2018 01:11 Baalim wrote: lolol certainly he will get more feedback about rectal bleeding than if he asked something poker related

This thread has the makings of another popular thread like the ROFL thread, Truth discussion time or Bitcoins and the future of online banking.

what the fuck is this

its a troll post obviously.

On March 02 2018 06:26 Stroggoz wrote: u came to the right place.

I'm kind of an expert at the subject lol. I started shitting blood because all my life I've always been constipated and never thought much about it being a moron that I was. When I played poker over 15 years ago and 24 tabling like an idiot for practically 75% of the day, my hemorrhoids got so bad that I started to take notice and really get spooked by it. Anyway OP I've been blood free for a couple years now, still don't have the regular daily shits but i've never been better. Here are my findings lol:

* Drink turmeric TEA - very important against swelling hemorrhoids
Boil a couple slices for a couple minutes and drink the tea every night before going to bed. It doesn't taste like pepsi but you get used to it. It's practically a miracle. My giant hemorrhoids (swollen from all the sitting) just shrank to a point where it didnt' bother me anymore. It came to a point I almost couldnt drive and would almost cry in pain (it's extremely excruciating) during heavy traffic. It CAN get that bad. Turmeric is said to be a anti-inflammatory and I usually don't believe in those things but man this really saved me from a "shitty" quality of life.

* Exercise - important for regular bowel movement
Constipation is caused by both a bad diet and inactivity/bad habits. A bad diet hardens our stool, less fiber helps only with the softening but not with the digestive functions of your stomach. Bad habits can also worsen or negate a good diet, inactivity and especially always sitting down stresses your anus, putting pressure on the area by sitting in the toilet more than necessary or just sitting in general. LIfting weights in certain "bad" positions also increases the risks, there is also the western style of shitting in a toilet bowl and not squatting like chinese and indians do doesn't help.

*Fruits and high fiber greens - take in a lot daily, don't eat starchy foods and most especially heavily processed junk and fastfood that your body can't digest. Avoid eating those entirely if you can, only eat those if you have to. I always see meat and fastfood guys complain about having constipation while bragging about being healthy stil, it will catch up with males eventually as we are more predisposed to get hemorrhoids more than women are (except during pregnancy)

*Avoid foods that give you large shits - Fiber rich foods are great for softening stools but regularly shitting logs is not great for you colon. I would rather have slushy shits from eating leafy greens so don't eat more than necessary. If you eat tons of food you will get logs, albeit soft ones but still that isn't ideal. And lol yeah Popcorn is shit for your health and stool, your body can't digest those things properly.


If OP has some weird disease the things above won't be of much use, but you just suffer from constipation or bloody stools (which are caused by hemorrhoid swells that easily bleed when struck by bowels), the guide WILL work. Ive tried it and my father also had some bad history with hemorrhoids but didn't really give a fuck (so im prone to get hems i guess). I also had a friend who ate like shit and had some bad history with hemorrhoids and it CAN develop into something worse, so please do take it seriously. Good luck and I hope this helps


...or you could just pick asian boyfriends

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