Who wants to own? I mean really own. Pwn. I think we all want to be a hero in our own story. The problem is much of life for most is mundane. It really is ok except many of us were not brought up to face that fact. At least I was not. I am not always dancing to Nicolas Jaar. That does not mean I won't chase it.
How does everyone drink their coffee? I drink mine black with some sugar. I like my days off because I can have 3-4+ cups of coffee and really enjoy it. Coffee and casually perusing some interwebz or coffee and music are much more enjoyable than coffee and preparing food on the clock.
I have to talk about bowel movements. I have been missing some lately and while it is not completely disorienting or anything like that it kind of is like something is off. A great bowel movement is something to behold. That is a bit strong. I just wanted to say it. I do not feel I have to go more in depth on this topic. Everyone knows. Everyone knows the joys of an exceptional bowel movement and the disconcerting air of a lack of one or a sub par one.
So, if I can get a great cup of coffee and a great bowel movement in that is the makings for a pretty swell day. Even if I can not that is some turmoil in the story of my life. It is not the Odyssey. but it will have to do. I use to think I was worthless if I was not on my way to making millions and fucking 10s. I only wanted to fuck 10s. I would look at the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue and say to myself, "Ya know, these women have some pretty great symmetry and shape to them. I will have to make a few million and have sex with all of them." That's a real hero. On his way to make millions and fuck 10s. Even when I was adventuring pretty hard I had to decide what I wanted to eat for breakfast, wait in line at the market, and do some dishes. I do not know if I will ever find my true passion, my true love. I suppose that goes for occupation as it does for women. That is ok though. I am not really searching for it. I am searching for better occupation. I am searching for compatible women and love. Who is not? Are these stories worthy of songs?
Ok. Now I think it may be time for me to make some soup! I wanted escarole but the market did not have any. We will see how it goes!
I buy the beans fresh and grind it with Hario mini. I use about 24gr for 430ml of 93C-96C hot water using the chemex.
Or i'll throw 225gr of roughly ground beans with 1 liter of water into the fridge overnight and dilute it. Cold brew.
A couple months back I took the greatest shit of my life. I ended up taking a picture. I wanted everyone to see it. It was the perfect stool. Just one long snake-like shit. And when I mean long, I mean long. It went deep into the toilet and came outside of the water by a good 3 inches. It was easy and quick to pass. Then I remembered what the Sonnenburg's (leading microbiome scientists from Standord) said in their book:
"In the search for the right probiotic, it is important to systematically try different ones until you find something that seems to work well for you. How can you tell? In the absence of symptoms that you are trying to eliminate, the biggest clue we have about what is happening to the microbiota is your stool. The ideal stool is smooth, soft, and easy to pass and comes out in one long snake-like piece without any cracking, which is an indication of constipation. The lack of a splash means you are on the right track."
That's when I knew I had succeeded. I hope you one day experience this awesomeness too, my friend. Godspeed.
fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount
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Big_Rob_isback United States. Mar 15 2017 10:27. Posts 211
lol if you can't poo for a while then just lay off the coffee and eat something that has a lot of beans. Good day Rik
On March 15 2017 06:09 SleepyHead wrote:
I feel like you're slowly slipping into insanity dude
I could be. I have been to insanity plenty of times. Enough times that perhaps some level of insanity is prevalent in my natural state. In some ways I miss the madness. Certain levels of madness before it becomes completely unmanageable. Have you ever frog splashed nude off of a ladder into the bed of a friend while thinking you were being video taped? No? Well, I can understand how you don't understand insanity. I am comfortable with it until I am sitting on the floor in a meeting fully experiencing going back to the different levels of hell. Being stuck 10 galaxies away with no way to get back home is one of them. So, am I slipping into insanity? It is very possible. Properly dosed medications and a deep understanding of bipolar disorder helps a lot. I think my writing always has a level of madness to it. That is how I like it.
On March 15 2017 06:26 cariadon wrote:
I buy the beans fresh and grind it with Hario mini. I use about 24gr for 430ml of 93C-96C hot water using the chemex.
Or i'll throw 225gr of roughly ground beans with 1 liter of water into the fridge overnight and dilute it. Cold brew.
On March 15 2017 08:45 Loco wrote:
A couple months back I took the greatest shit of my life. I ended up taking a picture. I wanted everyone to see it. It was the perfect stool. Just one long snake-like shit. And when I mean long, I mean long. It went deep into the toilet and came outside of the water by a good 3 inches. It was easy and quick to pass. Then I remembered what the Sonnenburg's (leading microbiome scientists from Standord) said in their book:
"In the search for the right probiotic, it is important to systematically try different ones until you find something that seems to work well for you. How can you tell? In the absence of symptoms that you are trying to eliminate, the biggest clue we have about what is happening to the microbiota is your stool. The ideal stool is smooth, soft, and easy to pass and comes out in one long snake-like piece without any cracking, which is an indication of constipation. The lack of a splash means you are on the right track."
That's when I knew I had succeeded. I hope you one day experience this awesomeness too, my friend. Godspeed.
Hahahaha. I have been there before. Not quite that perfect of a stool but I have had a week of snake like wonders that I will never forget. Perhaps I have been drinking too much coffee. I have been eating a ton of fiber and beans daily. Perhaps the kombucha I am drinking is not where it's at. Maybe my micro biome does not like sourdough bread?
On March 15 2017 09:27 Big_Rob_isback wrote:
lol if you can't poo for a while then just lay off the coffee and eat something that has a lot of beans. Good day Rik
It has just been like a day I will miss it but I never miss a bowel movement like ever unless I am going rare and appropriate pizza and chicken wings. That was the start of the troubles. So, I have just been missing it here and there and then the bowel movements have not been as magical. Not as easy to pass and all of that jazz.
On March 15 2017 06:26 cariadon wrote:
I buy the beans fresh and grind it with Hario mini. I use about 24gr for 430ml of 93C-96C hot water using the chemex.
Or i'll throw 225gr of roughly ground beans with 1 liter of water into the fridge overnight and dilute it. Cold brew.
No sugar, very rarely milk or icecream.
Which beans are you the most high on?
I usually take meriocre coffee. A coffee buzz is as unexplainable as when one does or does not get a hangover.
Went through a bag of deathwishcoffee not long ago. That got a pretty intense buzz going. Surprisingly drinkable.
On a related note i have aquired some wild chilly. I use it the smallest amount i can portion and a whole pot full of soup turns to lava. Usually a shower is in order aterwards.
On March 15 2017 06:26 cariadon wrote:
I buy the beans fresh and grind it with Hario mini. I use about 24gr for 430ml of 93C-96C hot water using the chemex.
Or i'll throw 225gr of roughly ground beans with 1 liter of water into the fridge overnight and dilute it. Cold brew.
No sugar, very rarely milk or icecream.
Which beans are you the most high on?
I usually take meriocre coffee. A coffee buzz is as unexplainable as when one does or does not get a hangover.
Went through a bag of deathwishcoffee not long ago. That got a pretty intense buzz going. Surprisingly drinkable.
On a related note i have aquired some wild chilly. I use it the smallest amount i can portion and a whole pot full of soup turns to lava. Usually a shower is in order aterwards.
By most high I meant combination of taste plus feel good. I agree that a coffee high is alluring and unexplainable. I am looking for the pep and positive outlook on life with out any of the in my head anxiety and incoming doom. I am drinking Starbucks Christmas Blend at the moment. It was a Christmas gift. I am usually all about the local and hip but I do like the Christmas Blend. It works. It is good enough. Zeke's coffee is the place to go in Pittsburgh.
Ahh man, I am kind of out of the chili game. Closest I've come is throwing some habanero in a gallo pinto (rice and beans). I love the habanero pepper. I am mostly a Mediterranean soup kind of guy. Escarole and fava bean, Kale and black eyed pea, onions, carrots, celery, fennel, tomatoes, really whatever but definitely with some nice herbs.
On March 15 2017 06:09 SleepyHead wrote:
I feel like you're slowly slipping into insanity dude
or becoming a genius
usually the borderlines are thin
In all seriousness I think you actually might be able to write really engaging stuff if you put some effort in it. Your views of the world are interesting
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