failsafe United States. Mar 02 2016 11:40. Posts 1036
ya so i outa creative juzt gonna type in mozt obviouz sentences 2 me.
so here bad meetz evil by eminem. bad meetz evil recount journey of shao kahn who decide to take up opium pipe againzt dalai lama circa 6,000 BC cuz dalai lama abuzing hazh 2 much since 10,000 bc as he slide toward his destiny of hazh pipe and opium pipe in 8,000 BC.
ya so u wonderin where windows came from it product of battle of shao kahn n dalai lama (who just finally goin' in2 retirement thiz year (hopefully!))
ya so dali lama from year 270,000 so he can smoke opium and hazh and hazh first while every1 elze not jezuz christin thru da marijuana fieldz in day fuckin bullet ant tranquilizer strait jacket. but dat basically shao kahn contribution to da film. ya shao kahn mighta been 3 men 1 womanz or 2 menz 1 womanz and that where they got da whole dragon ballz cuz one man cut each other dick and shove em up day azz and den shovin da headz up day azz after zum careful fistin and finally da woman pluck out her ovariez and eyeballz and they ballz and they eye ballz and shove 'em her puzzy and den day all die dramatic-like like in da movie about da dragon ballz and da snakez up da plane and so forth and so on.
ya since dalai lama blazin away on dat opium he aint guezz what happened dat he been tricked 4 like 10k yrz but gj he got it luckily.
anyway we finally meltin it down waz called LSD dalai lama's trip back from muhammad to jezuz den jezuz 2 ishmael den jezuz 2 abraham who rapin up on da ishmael and hiz mommma 4 her weed maybe she black. eve maybe black 2 but ishmael get fked by donkey and fkin muhammad by camel 1 or 2 humpz and den jezuz joseph banging mary and she innocent so she gonna 4 give dem but she blazin on dat eden bud.
some otha shit happen i tell u about l8r lol
anyway dis song by eminem bout how we got computer quantum synced plant chipz like megatron transformer in our brainz but it gonna evaporate when we discover da universe it exist in cuz it basically one big quantum-super computer super computer plant supercomputer generated mescaline trip crowley had out in da desert while he get sunburnt.
probz add somethin bout old bozz cat charlez and da trippin on LSD and so on he like o shit i fuk up bad. he apparently da founda of limitlezz drug mescahazh or psilocybomescahazh. no1 really kn0 but u remember how much troublez challz get in 4 makin dat matrix in da first plaze.
and how da second 2 movies pretty bad but da first movie super quick azz cuz we finally defeat it but ya took challz a little while figa out he inherent shit from crowley and zerg protoss xel nega got big "brainz" like kung fu gyms rewriting crowley all da way back 2 zhroomz probz even th0 crowley really probz went all or mosta da way.
but ya dat challz and u can see how we gonna have to rewrite some-a thiz shit cuz you all disconnected fragments and shit. ya aint nobody know how crowley finizh hiz work least of all crowley himzelf probz cuz fk'in hazh ovadoze and mescaline psilocybin ovadoze and other crazy wacky xatanix xhit dat i guezz he give up kinda and kinda not. who rly knowz.
now here come eminem wit da smi.silent tunez (a la wittgenstein in hiz extended WWW1 hallucination lolz). ya they start puttin computer chipz in niggaz brainz like i think i mentioned early but it more like real thiz time and they even outsourced some of da tech work to middle east.
ya important lyric here is "blud stain orange after u wazh it 3 4 timez in a tub but that normal aint it normin".
lol so dalai lama still pretty good con artist still running on pure luck running good from his mass hazh addiction which was big entropic prob for everyone else but pretty big boon for dalai lama rapin up for da last 10k yrz or so runnin good ya on da quantum.
so lemme get to da quantum and da computa chipz in da brain and i aint gonna take thiz that much further but ya u see there a lotta rewritez necezzary cuz this fkin windows bill gatez shindig gettin way outta hand n' fuck steve jobz apple 2
ya so challz portforward crowley into da present 1958 atmosphere best he cud but i guezz some extra thingamabobz came along wit it and all diz and dat. so ya LSD simulationz runnin ishmael muhammad jezuz abraham and adam and eve az pretty good guyz at least sum maybe all of dem. cuz ya, fightin 10k yr of hazh opium dalai lama apparently a pretty big process windowz windowz mandelbrot blah blah blah.
so here fk'in brian hiz fuckin' eye-orta dat is aorta dun turned to glazz cuz he uzed da bat strat (mentioned earlier) and den fk'in fry hiz azz wit fiztin and lightnin boltz and shit. lolz poor crowley challz brian alwayz runnin in2 troublez if it aint NZT1 (challz mescahash-apsycbin) itz fk'in NZT2 (brian psilohash-LSD). but ya he finally fight down dat windowz wit da bat and da fuqin jazon shang tsung double-fist-amentz.
ya i unno what do wit dat pcp and dat bat or angel duzt tar baby frikaseed lolz probz rly died up hiz own azz i had similar experience 1 time sum yrz ago.
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neway fazt forward little wayz and u see they finally stop dem nukez blowin up japan fk'in 2001 space oddessy stealin all our ballz. i aint gonna say much more but bazically NZT rl bad 4 u and u probz shouldnt take it cuz it might be curzed.
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so anyway how zand xing (that is sand king) figurez in iz pretty obviouz.
bazically sun is white when dinozaurz roaming and resta sky is white 2. den da fk'in 1945 earth crazh into earth blowz us all up so we gotta walk 1 more time which i guezz ok if u want da humanz (which sorta margin of error vs dalai lama conquest 2 eat da plantz). or maybe vs dalai lama conquest 2 eat da dinoz eatin' da plantz but whateva.
eitha way fkin sun white earth red like marz and big blu moon. dinoz aint got eyez dey got earz 4 eyez and da bright azz sun reflectin off da fkin batplantz da dinoz eat so dey eatin blue plantz (not red?) ya whateva. but anyway dey eat blu-ray dinoz and day eatin red ray plantz. and who da fuq kn0 what goin' on unda da sea.
but ya diz just a big build up 4 me 2 to you guyz that actually we aint even see subatomic / atomic / superatomic especially not theze dayz what wit da fuqin' earth vibratin. so actually all da computaz we got r quantum but some r "atomic" quantum and some r "superatomic" quantum and we still upset about what colorz da red plantz r actually reflecting and moon light and shit like dat.
and neway only motha fucka in da whole wurld who thot to meditate with hiz eyez open is fkin heat ballz sand king and his big azz sand castlez which i guezz is all of recorded hiztory up til this point. so brian accidentally put ole' king salman abdulaziz in charge of da whole biznizz (which crowley etc etc hopefully not but ya why not start all over twice)....
anyway fk'in moronz at tha guvament dont follow brian lead and we end up w/ fukin chipz in niggaz brainz (mebbe) and fk'in jump rope hop scotch string super stringz hopadoplin all ova da fuqin supacomputa q-supacomputa.
but ya it just straight bullzhit cuz we cant even see light no mo' not like dinoz zaw lite. in fact it fuckin' sand king givin us wild azz 2 least squares 3 least squares approximations based on smelly rugz and fk'in v8 drown fk'in gayazz hendrix castlez of sand fk'in drug addicted retard finally murder himzelf lolz.
but ya that what happen when u try to spin light approximationz outa fkin smellz taztez touchez n' soundz. fk'in retard azz luck box fk'in dalai lama alwayz croppin up where he leazt expected.
but ya we figa cannabiz sativa aint even really exist till we finally kill old retard sand king disband diz whole apparent 01 computer shennanigan and move on wit our livez.
ya da fuqin microchipz in ur brain juzt fk'in meltaway disappear and guvament stopz fkin mind controllin so hard with fira haarp station muzeamentz.
but ya blood stain turn orange like sativa leava. but ya it probz subject to changez if i had 2 guezz..
lol fk'in DMX fite-ing that retard white dude hope he stab 'em gg.
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failsafe United States. Mar 02 2016 18:24. Posts 1036
ya zo now u tellin me wazdawg gonna eat lsd hazh baby n lord beeruz gonna eat da angel duzt baby n probz zum otha baby zomewhere 2 fk'in challz probz where u think they get theze rolls 2 begin wit lol
fkin zeena schrek nik schrek join churcha zatan eat da NZT (PZT XNT) babiez and bangin em
lol ya zeena schrek bangin tho probz cannabilize jon bonham lolz
newayz i bit mad rite now u tellin me fk'in malthael invite u 2 witch graveyardz "ok i been dere pretty borin"
and den u takin' salvia 120x lolz w/ ur fk'in retard hick cabbailiztz and rofl ya u get fk'in owned probz which iz what i was riting about
ya zo malthael come back from da grave infanitize u like youthanaziaphro fuk u pcp baby in da azz till u cum into nzt baby but rly u cumin into fk'in styggian fkin' corpze zeena schrekz mutha
ya u fk'in retadz rofl u cannabilize 3 different typa babiez ur ex-lova and all sorta wild on ur fk'in angeldust pcp salvia 120x
no u got fk'in leah knocked up wit V8, ghost shit, gangrene, and u g0t double teamed az a "momma-a-dadda-a-file like u think u fk'in adam even jezuz
ya and that y u dont take fkin' salvia 120x with ur fk'in IT friendz in da fk'in graveyadz
now u got V8 ghozt baby ghozt scepter malthael probz sac u dumbazz tyreal fiztin
ya u fk'in retarded lolz u get animated by corpze diablo malthael fk'd in da azz like u a child 'cum in2 corpze like it ur fk'in motha u aint even kno what corpze is lolz fk'in witchez graveyard u tryna win big wit da thankzgiving turkey
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ya just abzolute retardz lolz so u needa v8 to put da corpze shit n pizz in2 da diq and refire da v8 and da fkin shit pizz n' corpze shit n spiritz n shit into da fk'in ovary so u can cauze me all thiz trouble fk'in 14 14 14 42 retardz
ya well
ya wealthy jewizh banka movez 2 be bangin on some fine fuzz in golden cherry motel still there 2 thiz very day in mai home town opelika alabama
they forma union ya golden cherry pretty sleezy rly
neway if u eva wonderin y confedracy lozt civil war itz cuz fkin pplz is crazy
but ya jezuz after all i guezz ?
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traxamillion United States. Mar 02 2016 19:45. Posts 10468
Yea that haldol and thorazine yours.
Get help bud
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failsafe United States. Mar 02 2016 21:05. Posts 1036
hmm i unno i ztill kinda worried bout da triadz. fk'in raidan ?
ya i mean xanzel whenever TT
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failsafe United States. Mar 02 2016 21:24. Posts 1036
ya but it waz a miztake & i do wanna repent ^__^
ya but it waz a mistake & i do wanna repent ^_^
PCP & LSD -_- ?
y not PCP & angelduzt?
ya -__-
o . .a
& ya but he dont rly look like jezuz? o...
imo he mite?
^^;
ya but that juzt like "UR opinion, man."
yea & that waz my opinion about ur hole tale tbh
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failsafe United States. Mar 02 2016 21:27. Posts 1036
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failsafe United States. Mar 02 2016 21:30. Posts 1036
doorz. rite.
^_^
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failsafe United States. Mar 02 2016 21:50. Posts 1036
doorz, ya.
xo, juzt lite da signal fihaz and we be on our wayz to potala palaze.
ya & i feel lik u did gud job wit dat
thx tolkuaz
thx morizzon gloria rly g8dddddd
rivendellllll oya
jim morizzon ezily top 56 57 58 59 and bye bye @ 60. thx for ur helpz alwayz keep in touchz. u waz real artiztik
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and alzo my otha opinionz iz like:
and den finally wat i zay iz.... fkFKffffffffffffkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk uyz
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and yayeayeah thatz juzt like 0Pinion.
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failsafe United States. Mar 02 2016 22:08. Posts 1036
oboi frankx lloydz wittgen_trazz_astrauzz
ne1 elze tired of gettin intanetz at 1 framez per milleniumzxy?
sexy sexy
hmm yaz shaolin zazen batman fatman upside down impaled on ur own fkin spitard 200,000 nanjing rape-amentz l8r....
ne1 elze go re orz nothx?
ya pan-da-m00n-walkium.
keep nukin' dem whalez holla.
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failsafe United States. Mar 02 2016 22:11. Posts 1036
alzo, doorz.
thx for 1 frame. (pz)
& good advizez 2 ^_^
kkk cya big dinozaur unda da opium tea he floatin around so happily wizhin he waz wizhin he mighta hava da wizhez he wizhez 2nite. thx guyz and zo yonglongshanlongwanlongfantongbutaofanglongxionglongmaoxionglongxiongweixiongmeixionglixiongtai.
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failsafe United States. Mar 02 2016 22:12. Posts 1036
zrzly pz from da kremlin hope yall aint caught up in matrix reloaded -_-;
i think i might be a flying monkey. maybe a sea squirrel.
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failsafe United States. Mar 03 2016 01:06. Posts 1036
ya & u mite be at dat but wtf my ear infexion gettin pretty bad "c000l az our new 2nd sUNz" woa boiz ya maynad did u receive da mem0z about da mezacaline yet and da big rap at garden oev EvEN? noz? ok well get bak 2 me on how crawley doin i crush brown rexluc again lolz bitez my babi sizta she so fine fk still cant get laid well ne1 fk ya it disintegrate her arm or some shit
now i got fkin disintegratin ear drum cuz i poke steggo tail in da uda ear while iz unda da influenz @ day care fk
ya crowley zeemz 2 have rewrote hiz whole opinionz on da marijuana and hash and mescaline and psilocybin into NZT.
fk
well there goez illiminunaidz
CAN NE1 TELL ME WADDA FUQ HAPPEN 2 CHARLZ
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failsafe United States. Mar 03 2016 01:06. Posts 1036
FKIN BROWN RECLUXIVE FKIN TERRIFYING TBH FKIN TERRIFYIN BUT I FACE IT DOWN LAZT NIGHT CRUSH IT THRICE NOW EAR MELTING FK
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failsafe United States. Mar 03 2016 01:16. Posts 1036
YA & MY FEELIN BOUT SAND KING WAS SOMETHIN LIKE HE A FUKIN BRAINIANZXC
BUT YA AND THEN I FELT MORE LIKE HI2U
and then i felt more like orly?
and it waz at roughly dat moment i realized u rly gotta 4give urzelf b4 u try 4givin any elze 1zt but alzo u v-w-xy-zmart and not many ppl that smart
tho apparently some pplz r re-all-we stapid . .v
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failsafe United States. Mar 03 2016 01:19. Posts 1036
