If I were President

Jesus Law: In any invasive war, the King/President must be first blood in the heart of equality of human beings. That a soldier's life is equal to a king's life. If this law isn't in place Jeb Bush can invade another country and kill half a million people while sitting on his ass while better men with bigger hearts die on the battlefield. Next King must be first blood to any invasive war to prevent puppet politicians from causing bullshit wars that cost a trillion dollars. No puppet politician is giving his life for his war buddies? Right?
That law secures the soldier's votes. You get the soldiers, you get the throne. Game of Thrones baby.
Banks: Create a government bank that gives out interest free loans. No more interest will be collected on mortgages/student loans/businesses. So the government supplies banks with guaranteed money, why not cut out the banks and just have a government bank that gives interest free loans?
Insurance: Government insurance, everyone would be covered with government health insurance. No longer would an insurance company make a profit off the people. The government insurance would be break-even. So rates would go down, no more resources wasted on advertising.
Global Poker Site Government based national poker site where the profits go to universal healthcare for whatever country you are from when you are raked. The rake would be lower than any other poker site and if you lose you helped pay for a poor kid's cancer treatment.
Global Fight Club Stitches get paid 2,500$ per stitch. Broken bone: you get financial compensation for breaking a bone. The profits go to securing human rights in disadvantage countries. So they are actually fighting for people's rights.

Poker is in the top 5 priorities? Really?

Interest free Loan makes no sense. But if the profits from those loan went to the governement, and then the governement used these profits for the people, that would be great.

eliminate the

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Juice or Jews?

at least op wasnt gnarly

On January 05 2015 00:16 thewh00sel wrote: Juice or Jews?

Are you serious? Anti semitism is a serious crime and punishable by years of high fructose corn syrup consumption, parlayed with stagnant middle class wages and mortgage usury throughout your nation. Obviously, I meant juice.

On January 04 2015 22:25 Floofy wrote: Interest free Loan makes no sense. But if the profits from those loan went to the governement, and then the governement used these profits for the people, that would be great.

The true profit to society with a business loan is: The business coming into existence and providing services and goods for the society. Why does that need to be charged an interest or atleast a very small interest to provide for the costs of selecting which loans are worth investing in but the nation can provide that service and have the small interest just be put on the government bill. My older brother is 1000x smarter than me. He is a fellow actuary and an investment banker. I did not run this idea by him because I was afraid he would say no because I would eliminate his lively hood or he would become a government employee at best.

On January 04 2015 22:09 whamm! wrote: Poker is in the top 5 priorities? Really?

I am no politician but this is a poker site. Do you like my idea of lowest rake ever poker site with profits going to humanity's most needed causes? So when you lose, when you are raked, you are helping fund humanity. When you lose and get raked you are helping provide health care for those who have no healthcare.

Why has no one commented on my Jesus law?
I believe humans have souls.
This will be a long story: I am a transsexual, female in male body, born with the name Guy. My mother was raised Catholic and wanted nothing in the world more than a daughter. She has premonitions I would be a daughter and bought all girl clothes, painted my room pink. I came out a boy, a transsexual boy. She did not know transsexuals even existed because she would of at least let me determine my own clothing as a child. I had reoccurring nightmares of an alien chasing me, trying to eat me. I got tired of running all the time in my nightmares eventually I just let ET eat me. I died in my dreams as a child over and over and over. This was a sign of things to come. My father desired the power of a king and sought it regardless of the law or risking his family. He has never apologized for committing crime that put him away for 10 years. I'm asking him today for the first time in my life to apologize to each one of his children and to my mother. I am actually in the process of changing my last name to my mother's maiden name because her family puts family first, not money first. I was sent to a boarding school because my mother couldn't take care of us. Oh my mother had 2 more children to have a girl and I started having nightmares that what was done to me was going to be done to my little sister. So I tried to teach her to be still and no behave in any way that was feminine. For some reason my overlords didn't care how my younger sister behaved. Parents are Gods to their children. I hope all of you know yourselves before you decide to have children because they will inherit your prejudices, they will see you for who you are eventually (Hopefully), even if you can't see them yourself.
I was sent to all boys homes where I went through puberty. My heart felt nothing when my mom left me at this school with random ass strangers. So as a child, I felt indifference to my mother and after a few years I only carried with me bare bones possessions. That is true to this day. My best childhood friend was a girl, we remained best friends up until puberty when things got really weird because I essentially was programmed by my childhood to rape women, to have complete power over them, it was all inhibited and it wasn't until I drank ayahuasca did my feelings of rape of women came out. I had a military house father and I could not speak of sexual issues with anyone because I was severely sexually shamed. Homosexuality was the worst crime you could do as a male in this school. A rapist or murderer was held in higher esteem than a homosexual. So there were 0 open homosexuals. Btw, soul of the century: Alan Turning. These computers we are on are a direct result of his life's work. #imitation game.
I was strong. I carried myself through 2 years of depression. Everywhere I walked I would get a boner or experience the fear of a boner and I have a big boner so it was impossible to hide. So I was always afraid of humiliation. A boy in wrestling put his penis on my butt and I had suicidal thoughts after wrestling was over. So I told my mom and she exploded at me with volcanic anger. So I told no one else about having suicidal thoughts. 2 more years and my father was released from prison. I couldn't do another year of boarding school and I did not know why I couldn't. I dropped out of high school when I came home and played warcraft 3 all day. War games, safely killing people for fun all day.
This story is making me very tired.
2 weeks ago, I realized I am female in a male body, I am 28. Some of you may have heard that I was a transsexual in las vegas a few years ago. I gave it up when I acquired enough money for surgery because I wasn't able to be thin or sexy. So I reverted back to being a man in a man to avoid being a frankenstein monster without the good heart.
I have never loved another human being in my life because my love is rape, emotional torture, deprecation. Literally, my love is pissing and shitting on people and making them eat it. I am currently trying to get mel gibson to give me millions of dollars so I can buy a soul to love. So I may love someone before I die.
#Iamthedevil
The devil is in hell because God can't accept the devil's love.
What do you guys think of my story?

On January 04 2015 22:25 Floofy wrote: Interest free Loan makes no sense. But if the profits from those loan went to the governement, and then the governement used these profits for the people, that would be great.

If I were president I'd delete this thread

"Global Fight Club Stitches get paid 2,500$ per stitch. Broken bone: you get financial compensation for breaking a bone. The profits go to securing human rights in disadvantage countries. So they are actually fighting for people's rights."

im down for this one.

On January 05 2015 04:07 Spitfiree wrote: If I were president I'd delete this thread

You do not believe in the Jesus Law?
George Bush should be the first blood of the Iraq war so he may greet the soldiers and people who fall on both sides of the war on the other side...
And if you don't believe in the other side, surely you don't believe one life is worth more than another simply because it is in a position power. 100,000s people will have died because of George Bush sitting on his ass saying lets go to war. HE SHOULD BE FIRST BLOOD, ITS ONLY FAIR TO THOSE WHO PERISH!

edit: they must not have free speech in Bulgaria.

Your belief is not even addressing the real problem, its just putting more violence into violence which is like telling a gambling addict to go play the small stakes so he can lose less. I don't even know why do you think the president has any power, the presidents that went out of rich people's way either got killed or silenced, but then again you are obviously aware of that, so DA FUCK ?

No we don't have free speech in Bulgaria, in fact if anyone believes that they have free speech in their country ( except Iceland ) is a quite ignorant guy. However your "attack" is quite simple too

To be fair wars in our current existence are something that should be absolutely intolerable to the absolute maximum by the public. Humans have progressed far enough to extinguish wars, were are not tribes that lack beautiful women and territory so we go to the nearest tribe and slaughter their men and fuck their women. There would be no radical Islam going after the USA if bigger nations like them and Russia didn't decide they lack some resource so instead of starting a business conversation they just go and take it out of them, costing thousand of lives. Mid-east countries weren't a national defense threat to the USA before they went and put themselves into that position. And tbh I don't even blame them for wanting to destroy the USA ( not saying its right)If i would have to fall asleep under the sound of tons of drones that could in any moment bomb my ass I would want that nation destroyed as well.
Its all the product of the powerful people that wanted to exploit their edge to the fullest. Obviously though buying stuff is more expensive than selling it. Plus new markets emerge too so there s even more to gain too and when you get those wars funded from someone else's pocket then why not ? It's the perfect crime.

if I get a stitch I get paid $2,500? where did that money come from, and then where did other profits come from that you spend as foreign aid? how is the fight club monetized

people can pay to watch fights . people would. prob solved

On January 05 2015 01:54 MyAnacondaDont wrote: I am currently trying to get mel gibson to give me millions of dollars

At least ur pretty funny. U seem less depressed than u were at least. i like ur idea, better than what we have. I buy weed off a chick who used to be a man and had the surgeries, she happier now that she has had them and its not like u have to be pretty to do it its not only about that. you should move to sf where people will accept u, the shit ur going through is standard up there

On January 05 2015 01:54 MyAnacondaDont wrote: Why has no one commented on my Jesus law? I believe humans have souls. This will be a long story: I am a transsexual, female in male body, born with the name Guy. My mother was raised Catholic and wanted nothing in the world more than a daughter. She has premonitions I would be a daughter and bought all girl clothes, painted my room pink. I came out a boy, a transsexual boy. She did not know transsexuals even existed because she would of at least let me determine my own clothing as a child. I had reoccurring nightmares of an alien chasing me, trying to eat me. I got tired of running all the time in my nightmares eventually I just let ET eat me. I died in my dreams as a child over and over and over. This was a sign of things to come. My father desired the power of a king and sought it regardless of the law or risking his family. He has never apologized for committing crime that put him away for 10 years. I'm asking him today for the first time in my life to apologize to each one of his children and to my mother. I am actually in the process of changing my last name to my mother's maiden name because her family puts family first, not money first. I was sent to a boarding school because my mother couldn't take care of us. Oh my mother had 2 more children to have a girl and I started having nightmares that what was done to me was going to be done to my little sister. So I tried to teach her to be still and no behave in any way that was feminine. For some reason my overlords didn't care how my younger sister behaved. Parents are Gods to their children. I hope all of you know yourselves before you decide to have children because they will inherit your prejudices, they will see you for who you are eventually (Hopefully), even if you can't see them yourself. I was sent to all boys homes where I went through puberty. My heart felt nothing when my mom left me at this school with random ass strangers. So as a child, I felt indifference to my mother and after a few years I only carried with me bare bones possessions. That is true to this day. My best childhood friend was a girl, we remained best friends up until puberty when things got really weird because I essentially was programmed by my childhood to rape women, to have complete power over them, it was all inhibited and it wasn't until I drank ayahuasca did my feelings of rape of women came out. I had a military house father and I could not speak of sexual issues with anyone because I was severely sexually shamed. Homosexuality was the worst crime you could do as a male in this school. A rapist or murderer was held in higher esteem than a homosexual. So there were 0 open homosexuals. Btw, soul of the century: Alan Turning. These computers we are on are a direct result of his life's work. #imitation game. I was strong. I carried myself through 2 years of depression. Everywhere I walked I would get a boner or experience the fear of a boner and I have a big boner so it was impossible to hide. So I was always afraid of humiliation. A boy in wrestling put his penis on my butt and I had suicidal thoughts after wrestling was over. So I told my mom and she exploded at me with volcanic anger. So I told no one else about having suicidal thoughts. 2 more years and my father was released from prison. I couldn't do another year of boarding school and I did not know why I couldn't. I dropped out of high school when I came home and played warcraft 3 all day. War games, safely killing people for fun all day. This story is making me very tired. 2 weeks ago, I realized I am female in a male body, I am 28. Some of you may have heard that I was a transsexual in las vegas a few years ago. I gave it up when I acquired enough money for surgery because I wasn't able to be thin or sexy. So I reverted back to being a man in a man to avoid being a frankenstein monster without the good heart. I have never loved another human being in my life because my love is rape, emotional torture, deprecation. Literally, my love is pissing and shitting on people and making them eat it. I am currently trying to get mel gibson to give me millions of dollars so I can buy a soul to love. So I may love someone before I die. #Iamthedevil The devil is in hell because God can't accept the devil's love. What do you guys think of my story?

I think you need your antipsychotic regimen adjusted.