LOL call Vanessa Rousso vs 0Human0

got this from 2p2...very funny




http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/...ll-vanessa-rousso-vs-0human0-1329195/

she no Isildur

She's actually very smart and she's got an academic background to go with her shining poker career.

lol though.

ul

it's looks like an awful call imo. I would have folded to for the 4th bet. I don't know why she didn't.
I'll ask her when i see her.

On June 17 2013 08:20 GameOverNoob wrote: She's actually very smart and she's got an academic background to go with her shining poker career.

might have been worth pointing out if vanessa herself didn't mention this every chance she gets, but egos are gonna ego

VERY NICE

She is super hooot, would hit that

On June 17 2013 10:59 johnmagi wrote: She is super hooot, would hit that

rly??

On June 17 2013 12:00 dogmeat wrote: Show nested quote + On June 17 2013 10:59 johnmagi wrote: She is super hooot, would hit that rly??

dude, that's Selbst

On June 17 2013 09:00 Ket wrote: Show nested quote + On June 17 2013 08:20 GameOverNoob wrote: She's actually very smart and she's got an academic background to go with her shining poker career. might have been worth pointing out if vanessa herself didn't mention this every chance she gets, but egos are gonna ego

this

On June 17 2013 12:00 dogmeat wrote: Show nested quote + On June 17 2013 10:59 johnmagi wrote: She is super hooot, would hit that rly??

"I am the floor"
LMAO
I bet this guy wouldn't even turn around if there was an explosion in the backround while he turned over Rousso's cards

eww pointy elbows

On June 17 2013 13:00 Mortensen8 wrote: eww pointy elbows

this made me chuckle

On June 17 2013 13:00 Mortensen8 wrote: eww pointy elbows

no kidding. floofy would NOT hit that

having a pair of tits always gives people the extra little attention they are seeking, this is true for poker and StarCraft, not always for the best though, as OP shows. I have to give Rousso credit at least as she is a real woman and didn't get a hole drilled.

I love how live pros level themselves hard when they r playing vs online pros jsut because they see them do sick shit occasionally

Why not make a thread when Isildur plays the same ? : P

Isildur wouldnt make a fuss about showing the cards. Everyone knows he's a maniac. :D

wow so sick, thats so sick, what a sick cooler

thoughtihad66

On June 17 2013 17:12 VanDerMeyde wrote: Why not make a thread when Isildur plays the same ? : P

but he doesn't :S. and he's deinitely not calling 4bets with j6o, otherwise ppl would be lining up to play him

On June 17 2013 15:14 Syllogism wrote:

rofl

On June 17 2013 20:06 Stroggoz wrote: Show nested quote + On June 17 2013 17:12 VanDerMeyde wrote: Why not make a thread when Isildur plays the same ? : P but he doesn't :S. and he's deinitely not calling 4bets with j6o, otherwise ppl would be lining up to play him

eh, i would bet he's called 4-bets with J6o or something similarly bad at some point. i'm sure it's a rarity for vanessa just like it is for viktor. obviously viktor's way better than vanessa, but besides that i think there's a good amount of people who don't give him action because they don't want to face potential $5-10m swings.

You guys are missing the point. The point isn't that she called a 4bet pf with J6o. It's that she tried to save face after the call by pretending like she got sucked out or coolered, when in reality she just made a dumb play and was behind the whole time.

i'm pretty sure we all got that that was the main point, but he mentioned a tangential point and i posted a reply.

Don't really see a problem with this...

You should be able to muck your hand. Stupid that it got shown. IDK maybe its standard tournament practice? w/e
Also have no qualms with her saving face.. I do that shit, also lie about my hand when i muck, also lie about my hand when ppl fold. deal with it

On June 18 2013 01:59 Pacifist wrote: You guys are missing the point. The point isn't that she called a 4bet pf with J6o. It's that she tried to save face after the call by pretending like she got sucked out or coolered, when in reality she just made a dumb play and was behind the whole time.

On June 18 2013 02:49 MezmerizePLZ wrote: Don't really see a problem with this... You should be able to muck your hand. Stupid that it got shown. IDK maybe its standard tournament practice? w/e Also have no qualms with her saving face.. I do that shit, also lie about my hand when i muck, also lie about my hand when ppl fold. deal with it

right it's nothing that bad, it's just funny that she got herself in a facepalmworthily embarrassing situation by not being aware of the rule that she has to showdown if there was an allin, cause it means she was trying to get away with misleading to save face in a situation where she couldn't have.

also i find it amusing because in 100% of vanessa interviews ive ever read consist of blah blah GAME THEORY AT DUKE blah blah but then she seems to be making several plays that are about as close to GTO as russ hamilton is to an honest person

definitely a cooler situation.. the flop call is questionable but that's the best turn card in the deck for her hand and she still loses... cooler...

she seems to be making several plays that are about as close to GTO as russ hamilton is to an honest person

HA!

On June 18 2013 08:28 MezmerizePLZ wrote: definitely a cooler situation.. the flop call is questionable but that's the best turn card in the deck for her hand and she still loses... cooler...

Are you saying it would be incorrect to fold to the 4th bet vs a weaker player who's range you have defined?

waaaa?

pretty sure 0human0 is not a weaker player here

nvm

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lmao

lol at calling 0human0 the weaker player :D

who said 0human0 was a weaker player? I didn't read that anywhere

On June 18 2013 21:26 Fayth wrote: who said 0human0 was a weaker player? I didn't read that anywhere

On June 18 2013 10:39 GameOverNoob wrote: Show nested quote + On June 18 2013 08:28 MezmerizePLZ wrote: definitely a cooler situation.. the flop call is questionable but that's the best turn card in the deck for her hand and she still loses... cooler... Are you saying it would be incorrect to fold to the 4th bet vs a weaker player who's range you have defined? waaaa?

I hadn't looked at who her opponent was. I do think he's likely outclassed her. But I was asking if given the situation where you're against a a weaker player with a defined range wether or not you think folding is incorrect. Cause i don't see how calling can be profitable even if i can accurately define her (i use her for everyone, I'm not referring to her) range to a tee.

On June 18 2013 22:10 GameOverNoob wrote: I hadn't looked at who her opponent was. I do think he's likely outclassed her. But I was asking if given the situation where you're against a a weaker player with a defined range wether or not you think folding is incorrect. Cause i don't see how calling can be profitable even if i can accurately define her (i use her for everyone, I'm not referring to her) range to a tee.

I'm so confused right now

On June 18 2013 22:33 devon06atX wrote: Show nested quote + On June 18 2013 22:10 GameOverNoob wrote: I hadn't looked at who her opponent was. I do think he's likely outclassed her. But I was asking if given the situation where you're against a a weaker player with a defined range wether or not you think folding is incorrect. Cause i don't see how calling can be profitable even if i can accurately define her (i use her for everyone, I'm not referring to her) range to a tee. I'm so confused right now

The point being made is that calling a 4b oop with J6 is a losing proposition.

"I put him on AK!"

On June 18 2013 22:10 GameOverNoob wrote: I hadn't looked at who her opponent was. I do think he's likely outclassed her. But I was asking if given the situation where you're against a a weaker player with a defined range wether or not you think folding is incorrect. Cause i don't see how calling can be profitable even if i can accurately define her (i use her for everyone, I'm not referring to her) range to a tee.

the 3b was fairly bad, calling the 4bet was even worse, she just messed up pretty badly

Anyway if somebody makes that fuss not to show a hand, anybody in the table could simply ask the dealer to turn her hand over, i probably would have.

0human0 is one of the top players ....

rousso ... shes never been considered to be a particularly good player and this type of play gives us plenty reason to suspect that statement is true.

she shoulda just open folded her hand.

i doubt isildur would ever show up on this board w/ j6o if the action were the same. no good player would ever do this.

i wish i could play vs her everyday for the rest of my life cuz then id be rich.

i dont think it's a big deal she tried to save face ... i think its showing the cards she held after seeing how she played it that's really embarrassing lol

LOL.

You absolutely can. She plays regularly at VIP Poker club in Montreal.

On June 19 2013 04:56 MARSHALL28 wrote: 0human0 is one of the top players .... rousso ... shes never been considered to be a particularly good player and this type of play gives us plenty reason to suspect that statement is true. she shoulda just open folded her hand. i doubt isildur would ever show up on this board w/ j6o if the action were the same. no good player would ever do this. i wish i could play vs her everyday for the rest of my life cuz then id be rich. i dont think it's a big deal she tried to save face ... i think its showing the cards she held after seeing how she played it that's really embarrassing lol

I think its kind of pathetic the wey she tried to save face.... I mean, just silently muck your cards and thats it, you dont have to make an spectacle on the table like if you got coolered.

On June 19 2013 18:23 Baalim wrote: Show nested quote + On June 19 2013 04:56 MARSHALL28 wrote: 0human0 is one of the top players .... rousso ... shes never been considered to be a particularly good player and this type of play gives us plenty reason to suspect that statement is true. she shoulda just open folded her hand. i doubt isildur would ever show up on this board w/ j6o if the action were the same. no good player would ever do this. i wish i could play vs her everyday for the rest of my life cuz then id be rich. i dont think it's a big deal she tried to save face ... i think its showing the cards she held after seeing how she played it that's really embarrassing lol I think its kind of pathetic the wey she tried to save face.... I mean, just silently muck your cards and thats it, you dont have to make an spectacle on the table like if you got coolered.

are you ready to die on your sword of honor for this

i'm tired of everyone saying 'sick' about everything. oh wow you won that's sick! oh i lost that's sick! how sick! she sure didn't compose herself like a professional

On June 19 2013 20:44 mnj wrote: Show nested quote + On June 19 2013 18:23 Baalim wrote:   On June 19 2013 04:56 MARSHALL28 wrote: 0human0 is one of the top players .... rousso ... shes never been considered to be a particularly good player and this type of play gives us plenty reason to suspect that statement is true. she shoulda just open folded her hand. i doubt isildur would ever show up on this board w/ j6o if the action were the same. no good player would ever do this. i wish i could play vs her everyday for the rest of my life cuz then id be rich. i dont think it's a big deal she tried to save face ... i think its showing the cards she held after seeing how she played it that's really embarrassing lol I think its kind of pathetic the wey she tried to save face.... I mean, just silently muck your cards and thats it, you dont have to make an spectacle on the table like if you got coolered. are you ready to die on your sword of honor for this

wut?

i think his point is: sometimes we die by our sword due to honor.

I like how she wears different hats like that. One day she is an engineer ready to drive a train. The next day she is a baseball superstar. Then she is a cowboy

Here is one she can never wear though

On June 19 2013 22:36 bigredhoss wrote: i think his point is: sometimes we die by our sword due to honor.

in this case it's more like being hardheaded , having an inflated ego and drowning in your own shit.

We don't know the table dynamic and the dynamic between the two players

However I assume if she is opening as light as J6o that Human0 was likely 3-betting her to death. Instead of tightening up she decided to take matters into her own hands, continue playing the same range just play it more aggressively. She is probably a very good tournament player, I frequently see tourney players level themselves on big cashgames vs online players

you dont win multiple tournaments by folding, makes sense most tournament pros are overaggro monkeys when playing cashgames and can't fold a hand.

do you guys even read before commenting?

On June 20 2013 12:33 TalentedTom wrote: We don't know the table dynamic and the dynamic between the two players However I assume if she is opening as light as J6o that Human0 was likely 3-betting her to death. Instead of tightening up she decided to take matters into her own hands, continue playing the same range just play it more aggressively. She is probably a very good tournament player, I frequently see tourney players level themselves on big cashgames vs online players

Vanessa was 3betting and calling a 4bet, not the other way around.

On June 20 2013 12:40 locoo wrote: you dont win multiple tournaments by folding, makes sense most tournament pros are overaggro monkeys when playing cashgames and can't fold a hand.

It was a tournament, not a cashgame.

a real commentator reads only a few lines before inserting his opinion

<3

I know I was just commenting on Tom's comment

Now she can just tighten up ... plus ev play

I can remember for sure Tom Dwan calling a 4-bet with like Q6o

On June 20 2013 14:56 VanDerMeyde wrote: I can remember for sure Tom Dwan calling a 4-bet with like Q6o

im just guessing: it was in position vs Eli Ezra or Laliberte ;d

On June 20 2013 10:37 uiCk wrote: Show nested quote + On June 19 2013 22:36 bigredhoss wrote: i think his point is: sometimes we die by our sword due to honor. in this case it's more like being hardheaded , having an inflated ego and drowning in your own shit.

im REALLY sure it's about: sometimes we die by our sword due to honor.

"You live by the sword, you die by the sword"

lmao, fistbump bigred!

Id bang her in that hat

On June 20 2013 19:00 ugly wrote: Id bang her in that hat

i'd bang the hat

^wut

girth is everything

yeah, that is def a wide hat

when will women understand that they never look good in any kind of hat

On June 21 2013 19:04 Baalim wrote: when will women understand that they belong in the kitchen

On June 21 2013 19:04 Baalim wrote: when will women understand that they need to make sandwiches

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On June 21 2013 00:47 Stroggoz wrote: Show nested quote + On June 20 2013 19:00 ugly wrote: Id bang her in that hat i'd bang the hat

i'd hat her in the bang

On June 20 2013 16:32 bigredhoss wrote: Show nested quote + On June 20 2013 10:37 uiCk wrote:   On June 19 2013 22:36 bigredhoss wrote: i think his point is: sometimes we die by our sword due to honor. in this case it's more like being hardheaded , having an inflated ego and drowning in your own shit. im REALLY sure it's about: sometimes we die by our sword due to honor.

lolol

i've heard shes a lesbian

On June 25 2013 17:50 dogmeat wrote: i've heard shes a lesbian

I heard she is not.

On June 26 2013 15:47 TalentedTom wrote: Show nested quote + On June 25 2013 17:50 dogmeat wrote: i've heard shes a lesbian I heard she is not.

She probably watches lesbian porn. Most girls do

Haven't read LP in a while but this thread has everything I love about LP in it.

On June 29 2013 19:30 matdon460 wrote: Haven't read LP in a while but this thread has everything I love about LP in it.

agreed... probably shouldn't read these threads at work as everything is tracked these day... thank god i'm the IT guy here...