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theoneandonly   Angola. May 16 2012 00:33. Posts 106

well I was having this conversation with my gf last night, it all started with me asking her what was her "wildest" sex fantasy that she could only think as a fantasy "too wild" to know that she would probably never do it or act upon it in her lifetime, she was honest with me and replied a threesome, now at this point I thought oh common thing, a lot of girls are BI curios and fantasies about sleeping with another female and doing a 3way that way, then she told me but you are wrong, in my case is about 2 guys doing things to me at the same time. Now i was a little shock at 1st and asked her why 2 guys and not another girl, but before she answered i kinda realized, the same reason as why a straight guy would like 2 girls. She is a straight girl with no BI feelings at all, she likes dick, and i understood of course it would be hotter for her to do 2 guys instead of a girl and a guy.

Now, I had always been very jealous person in my relationships and somewhat possessive, this has changed as years have gone by and I mature more. At 1st I didnt know what to think of this, it was a weird feeling of excitement but a little bit of wow what a whore she is, but i quickly got over the second thought and admired her honesty towards me.

We talked more about it, and she told me well most girls really do fantasy about having 2 guys fucking them, its just that is such a macho society and that makes the girl look like a slut scum, but its normal for guys to wish for a 2 girl threesome. so not a lot of girls are willing to admit their real fantasies.

we spoke about the subject a few more minutes, and just kept asking and digging, she got a lil annoyed and said i over reacted and thought too much of it, and said its not like its ever going to happen so just relax and left it at that that night.

now we do a lot of dirty talking and role play when we fuck, it gets on going I guess our thing, one night while we were getting ready to get it on and started doing lots of foreplay, we were both really horny, and for some reason the thought of the male female male threesome came into my head, instead of making me go soft or getting me "out of the mood" it actually got me even more horny and exited and i said fuck it and let things go and started dirty talking to her and fantasizing about it and talking about it while fucking her, she was very surprised i could see it on her face, but I also saw that she enjoyed it, needless to say it was great sex.but then we were done back to normal and I felt weird, I dont know how to feel, the thought of another guy fucking her exited me and got me horny and its weird because it just wasnt who i was before, i was really jealous type, idk weird.

I have been thinking a lot about that night since then, I asked her if she thought it was weird that , that happened, she said a lil but that it was fine she wasnt mad or there was nothing wrong with what happened, so I asked her if she would think different of me now, she said NO

Now I want to hear read your opinions on this:

questions:

Have you ever had a threesome
Was it MMF or MFF
would you ever have a MMF threesome?
is this a common thing among man?
thoughts?

now to clarify something, back in the day when I was young me and friends would get drunk and then try to find really slutty girls and run the train on them, sometimes gang bang them. I never thought nothing of it, since I was just drunk having fun with my friends and fucking dirty girls- 0 emotions attached, if anything it was just a fun thing to do with friends and laugh about it later. but now that there are feelings involved its so weird

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Stroggoz   New Zealand. May 16 2012 00:44. Posts 5365

i think i could totally have a mmf 3some and even suck a dude's dick possibly. It sounds exciting

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theoneandonly   Angola. May 16 2012 00:49. Posts 106

are you BI? or it would just be something to experiment and for the "moment" thing ? (sucking the dudes dick)

ah and I didnt specify, the thoughts that came into my head while having sex were of just the other guy fucking her while she blew me and vice versa, but nothing with me and the guy. but the harder I think, if the guy wanted to suck me cock idk, i think if I was horny enough and a lil drunk i would say fuck it and let him but I really dont think I would ever do anything with the guy

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Stroggoz   New Zealand. May 16 2012 00:54. Posts 5365

i find women a lot more attractive than men but i think i have it in me to do homo stuff if i was in some sort of mood.

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PuertoRican   United States. May 16 2012 00:54. Posts 13257

I wouldn't mind a MMF, as long as the guy didn't touch me at all. Which makes DP out of the question, no ball-to-ball slapping for me.

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HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. May 16 2012 00:55. Posts 10896


theoneandonly   Angola. May 16 2012 00:59. Posts 106

so you guys wouldnt mind it, even if the girl was your fiance/girlfriend or wife? and you have deep feelings the MMF?

I mean, a random chick its probably and easy yes MMF lets run the train on this ho type of answer I think?


mm is it really possible to separate sex from love?

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HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. May 16 2012 01:01. Posts 10896


  On May 15 2012 23:59 theoneandonly wrote:
mm is it really possible to separate sex from love?



really?


HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. May 16 2012 01:01. Posts 10896

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YoMeR   United States. May 16 2012 01:01. Posts 12438

it's not gay if it's a 3 way.

wat about the MMM combo?

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theoneandonly   Angola. May 16 2012 01:05. Posts 106


  On May 16 2012 00:01 HeRoS)eNGagE wrote:
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really?


yeah well I mean, lets say you are married for 5 years or so and have been practicing a monogamy relationship in which for the past 5 years your spouse has been your only sex partner and vice versa, Now she want to invite another guy into bed and tells you, I love you, this is just sex and fun and a way to spice the sex life. no feelings attach to the 3rd guy, just sex.

now can you separate sex from love? and enjoy that moment for what it is, just sex and continue ur loving marriage


theoneandonly   Angola. May 16 2012 01:06. Posts 106


  On May 16 2012 00:01 YoMeR wrote:
it's not gay if it's a 3 way.

wat about the MMM combo?



Im guessing that would be a lemon party type thing circle of jerk lol


theoneandonly   Angola. May 16 2012 01:07. Posts 106


  On May 15 2012 23:54 Stroggoz wrote:
i find women a lot more attractive than men but i think i have it in me to do homo stuff if i was in some sort of mood.



have you done it before?


PuertoRican   United States. May 16 2012 01:14. Posts 13257


  On May 16 2012 00:01 YoMeR wrote:
it's not gay if it's a 3 way.

wat about the MMM combo?



MMF = not gay because there's 1 girl
MM = gay because there's 2 guys
MMM = two guys cancel each other out, which leaves one guy left, which means not gay

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mnj   United States. May 16 2012 01:25. Posts 3848

wth, not a huhu thread?


KoeBawlt   Canada. May 16 2012 01:27. Posts 378

theoneandonly I don't think it's at all weird that you're kinda excited by the idea. I consider myself straight and I don't have any rules against blowing guys or even getting fucked in the ass, I just haven't found a guy I'd like to blow or have fuck me in the ass. I don't know why I haven't yet, like I've had the opportunity but didn't go with it.

I've heard that there's a lot of evidence that sexuality is more of a spectrum than straight/bi/gay. It seems kind of weird to me that someone's never been at least curious or slightly interested for a moment at least about same sex fucking.

For you specifically maybe it's the taboo nature of it that turned you on. I haven't dirty talked all that much so I don't know but I imagine there's some taboo shit going on there, maybe your fantasy was an extension of that

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player999   Brasil. May 16 2012 01:42. Posts 7978

expected a fun thread about the art of fucking multiple girls, instead find the gayest thread ever

to OP, no guy's gonna fk my gf, waaat, heeelll noo, gtfo, and def not sucking my dick either, super gay

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casinocasino   Canada. May 16 2012 01:44. Posts 3347

Look into the mandigos, might be for you.


Svenman87   United States. May 16 2012 01:46. Posts 4636

eh I wouldn't do it with a girl I was in a relationship with.


theoneandonly   Angola. May 16 2012 02:01. Posts 106


  On May 16 2012 00:42 player999 wrote:

to OP, no guy's gonna fk my gf, waaat, heeelll noo, gtfo, and def not sucking my dick either, super gay



this is exactly how I felt and what I would have said before, that's why im confused@!


Daut    United States. May 16 2012 02:08. Posts 8955


  On May 16 2012 00:46 Svenman87 wrote:
eh I wouldn't do it with a girl I was in a relationship with.



this. also wouldnt do MMF thats just weird/gay honestly. would probably pass on fucking the hottest girl ever if another guy was gonna be involved just cause its not something that would be enjoyable at all, just a huge turn off.

have had a 3 way hookup but didnt fuck them because one got sick from being too drunk. it was kinda awkward, but ive always fantasized about 2 girls blowing me at the same time like in POV porn, sad it didnt get to that point . but not something i would wanna do with any girl im actually into cause i dont want her to feel uncomfortable about me just as i wouldnt want her fucking another dude

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D_smart_S   Bulgaria. May 16 2012 02:14. Posts 688

dude, having a 3some with another guy would give you dick-nightmares till the rest of your life. Every time you see your girl you would see the other guy's cock in her mouth. It's been proven scientifically!

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Daut    United States. May 16 2012 02:16. Posts 8955

actually now that i think of it, one time i was at an afterparty in a bellagio room hooking up with a huge slut in the bathroom, and the bathrooms dont have locks, and some weird aggressive dude who was on E opened the door i was like "wtf are you doing" and he started trying to get in on the girl. at the time i didnt do jiu jitsu and im naturally not confrontational at all so i was just like this is weird as shit and walked out and let him have her lol

was a pretty bitch move thinking back not being like dude get the fuck out and pushing him out the door, but i was just turned off by that point and didnt feel like competing for the slut. a few minutes after i came back in and was like dude get out, but by that point it was ruined and i didnt get any that night. at least he didnt either muahahhah

/end marius story

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capaneo   Canada. May 16 2012 02:32. Posts 8465

This thread delivers.

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julep   Australia. May 16 2012 02:45. Posts 1274


  On May 16 2012 01:16 Daut wrote:
actually now that i think of it, one time i was at an afterparty in a bellagio room hooking up with a huge slut in the bathroom, and the bathrooms dont have locks, and some weird aggressive dude who was on E opened the door i was like "wtf are you doing" and he started trying to get in on the girl. at the time i didnt do jiu jitsu and im naturally not confrontational at all so i was just like this is weird as shit and walked out and let him have her lol

was a pretty bitch move thinking back not being like dude get the fuck out and pushing him out the door, but i was just turned off by that point and didnt feel like competing for the slut. a few minutes after i came back in and was like dude get out, but by that point it was ruined and i didnt get any that night. at least he didnt either muahahhah

/end marius story



wtf....


Daut    United States. May 16 2012 02:52. Posts 8955


  On May 16 2012 01:45 julep wrote:
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wtf....


it was way weirder than you are imagining it. trust me

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Baalim   Mexico. May 16 2012 03:19. Posts 34312

lololol A+ story

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intown   Belgium. May 16 2012 03:33. Posts 121


intown   Belgium. May 16 2012 03:37. Posts 121

let me throw this in to keep the thread from going any gayer...Sonnen on Joe ROgan Podcast:



Stat.Quo   Somalia. May 16 2012 03:51. Posts 1230

A few years back I was living in this bachelor apartment, it was pretty big though, long couches and shit. So my friend from Spain was staying with me for a few days, the first night he arrived he just came into the room and went to sleep early, I went out met up with a girl, and ended up coming back to the room. It was dark and i was drunk, but i ended up fucking the girl and it was a quite and quick affair.

Then in the morning when I woke up, he was still sleeping and i was kinda horny, but now the girl wasnt drunk and she wasnt so open to getting fucked while another guy was in the room, i had her doggystyle and i covered her and myself with the blanket, it looked stupid but my buddy was still sleeping and it seemed like a good idea. Anyways, as I get into it, maybe her moaning or the bed noise woke up my friend unknown to me, and all of a sudden i feel someone tapping me on the shoulder, i look back and its my buddy, he dressed down only to his underwear and is like hey can i join, it caught me off guard and i said nah man, he goes come on, let me join, i go no man, she won't like it, he goes don't worry, and all of this is going on while im fucking her, and semi-whispering to my buddy. The girl finally turns around, and is like wtf, jumps away from my dick, and that was it. SHe thought we was some weirdos, and she left lol

I also got this other friend who proudly refers to himself as a train conductor, and is always telling people it ain't no fun, unless the homies get some. He has a pretty good track record too, he turns all his g/f's into sluts lol


RaiNKhAN    United States. May 16 2012 04:15. Posts 4080

sick stories +1's everywhere

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K40Cheddar   United States. May 16 2012 04:41. Posts 2202

brb gonna watch some threesomes

P. S. I don't see how a straight male would find the idea of MMF interesting at all. I wouldn't want someone I cared about getting another dude's cock.

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qwerty67890   New Zealand. May 16 2012 05:54. Posts 14026

My ultimate fantasy would probably be a MMF threesome with an asian chick and Ryan Gosling.

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EvilSky    Czech Republic. May 16 2012 06:38. Posts 8918

If you and your buddy fuck the same slut to me thats kinda gay/weird, but if you want to have some guy fuck your gf then you sir are a cuckold. Dont get me wrong if thats what turns you on go for it but lets be honest and call it by what it is ^^


Gumster   Sweden. May 16 2012 06:47. Posts 2291

everybody gets turned on by "odd" stuff. some guys want a finger in the ass (or even a dildo), some want their girls to act like they're being raped, some want to dress up and some want to fuck his gf with another dude. i kinda feel like as long as everybody is into it and it's not hurting anyone, why the fuck should anyone else care?

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collegesucks   United States. May 16 2012 06:56. Posts 5780


  On May 16 2012 00:25 mnj wrote:
WTH, NOT A HUHU THREAD?

 Last edit: 16/05/2012 06:56

ggplz   Sweden. May 16 2012 07:23. Posts 16784


  On May 16 2012 00:46 Svenman87 wrote:
eh I wouldn't do it with a girl I was in a relationship with.



this

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Hjorturkall   Iceland. May 16 2012 07:25. Posts 483

fuck this thread started out so gay...

Sentences like
"I'm not gay , but i still wanna suck dick" and "i don't consider myself gay but...*insert anything gay*"
don't make any sense at all...



major threadsaver from player999 for pointing out wher this was headed, opening the door for mega awesome stories...

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morph1   Sierra Leone. May 16 2012 07:32. Posts 2352

you asked for it, you got it

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Jun   Croatia. May 16 2012 07:38. Posts 825

Wtf? How is this even a thread. Letting another guy fuck ur girfriend while ur watching is so - EV.
Doing stuff to another guy is even out of the question....

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Achoo   Canada. May 16 2012 09:14. Posts 1454

If you don't feel comfortable with it, don't do it for it will probably signifies the end of your relationship. As simple as that, also don't judge her for being honest with you and telling you about a fantasm, even more since you are the one who asked in the first place !

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cariadon   Estonia. May 16 2012 09:15. Posts 4019

If you're not gonna give it to her, she'll find it somewhere else. That "it ain't gonna happen anyway" sounds better than "i'll definitely do it, don't worry about it now and just cuddle".
I won't judge. In a relationship settlement who picks the other dude? Is there an unwritten rule about that or something ? Since it is her fantasy she gets to pick ? Or ?? Thought provoking thread. Another option is to do it and not tell anyone, TAKE IT TO THE GRAVE man!


Samsung   Poland. May 16 2012 09:21. Posts 238

One year ago me and one of my best friend were stoned and he told me that idea he just tought of - he wanned MMF threesome with me + some chick, but sex wasnt the main goal. The objective was to give me a high five while doing that. Actually i found a really nice girl who is exited to do that but we havent tried till yet.

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ggplz   Sweden. May 16 2012 09:31. Posts 16784


  On May 16 2012 08:14 Achoo wrote:
If you don't feel comfortable with it, don't do it for it will probably signifies the end of your relationship. As simple as that, also don't judge her for being honest with you and telling you about a fantasm, even more since you are the one who asked in the first place !



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  On May 16 2012 08:15 cariadon wrote:
If you're not gonna give it to her, she'll find it somewhere else. That "it ain't gonna happen anyway" sounds better than "i'll definitely do it, don't worry about it now and just cuddle".
I won't judge. In a relationship settlement who picks the other dude? Is there an unwritten rule about that or something ? Since it is her fantasy she gets to pick ? Or ?? Thought provoking thread. Another option is to do it and not tell anyone, TAKE IT TO THE GRAVE man!



Personally I wouldn't do a 3way either way with a serious gf but with some random slut(s) sure. It might be an idea to just experiment putting something up her ass while you fuck her, e.g. buttplug/dildo the same size as your cock.

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lebowski   Greece. May 16 2012 09:36. Posts 9205


  On May 16 2012 08:21 Sadi wrote:
One year ago me and one of my best friend were stoned and he told me that idea he just tought of - he wanned MMF threesome with me + some chick, but sex wasnt the main goal. The objective was to give me a hive five while doing that. Actually i found a really nice girl who is exited to do that but we havent tried till yet.


LOL

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D_smart_S   Bulgaria. May 16 2012 10:53. Posts 688

anyone done the houdini trick on a girl?

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FarmMylife   Canada. May 16 2012 11:11. Posts 111

I have had a couple MFF threesomes that were all right, problem was it was this girl I had just started dating so she got a little jealous I think. I didn't find it that great really to much action and hard to coordinate. I had one MMF kind of gang bang thing happen one time, no swords were crossed, but we did high five so it felt pretty epic. It's awkward as hell though cause your trying not to make eye contact and also you don't wanna see some others guys dick. IMO either MMF or MFF is a nut low situation but nice to cross of the list of things to do before you die.


Bigbobm   United States. May 16 2012 17:14. Posts 5513


  On May 16 2012 00:46 Svenman87 wrote:
eh I wouldn't do it with a girl I was in a relationship with.



yea, dont think id be comfortable with this at all

but i have had a MMF 3way with one of my friends and a girl he knew. not really as gay or uncomfortable as you'd think it would be tbh.

also had another weird experience that involved 2 gay guys watching me and the same friend getting blown by 2 girls. all of us were on this girls king size bed in her room. it got even weirder when the girl who was on me had her bf (or ex at the time, i never found out, but they're engaged now) basically trying to knock the door down trying to figure out what was going on

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FarmMylife   Canada. May 16 2012 17:20. Posts 111


  also had another weird experience that involved 2 gay guys watching me and the same friend getting blown by 2 girls. all of us were on this girls king size bed in her room. it got even weirder when the girl who was on me had her bf (or ex at the time, i never found out, but they're engaged now) basically trying to knock the door down trying to figure out what was going on



LOL


Try2BePerfect   . May 16 2012 17:52. Posts 469

1.Have you ever had a threesome
2.Was it MMF or MFF
3.would you ever have a MMF threesome?
4.is this a common thing among man?
5.thoughts?

1. No
2. n/a
3. I don't like the idea of MMF, but MFF fine.
4. I don't think threesomes are common, ppl likes to fantasize, and watch porn about it, but in real life happens it rarely.
5. Kinda sucks that I would like to do MFF, but I am against MMF. What if my fiance would have same thougts (like MMF, and dont like MFF)?

6. But MMF with another girl, hm, acceptable. weird.

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Try2BePerfect   . May 16 2012 17:55. Posts 469

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thewh00sel    United States. May 16 2012 17:57. Posts 2735

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tutz   Brasil. May 16 2012 18:12. Posts 2140

lol I'm surprised that stroggoz had the courage to admit having homo feelings in a public forum like LP
anyone else here is gay here? pretty sure there are some...

 Last edit: 16/05/2012 18:40

GoTuNk   Chile. May 16 2012 18:21. Posts 2860

I don't get how could you consider the possibility to watch another dude fuck ur gf, let alone be naked there aswell with both of you yielding ur swords.


Achoo   Canada. May 16 2012 18:35. Posts 1454

I heard Capaneo sucks cocks like it's his day job, need confirmation though

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Zep   United States. May 16 2012 20:14. Posts 2292

LOL epic thread

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GameOverNoob   Canada. May 16 2012 20:35. Posts 961

banging girls with your friends is bonding. ship high fives while shes got her mouth on your dick. good time imo

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capaneo   Canada. May 16 2012 21:30. Posts 8465


  On May 16 2012 17:35 Achoo wrote:
I heard Capaneo sucks cocks like it's his day job, need confirmation though



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traxamillion   United States. May 16 2012 22:31. Posts 10468

i've tagged a bitch or two with a homie. nothing even slightly gay about it lol. one gets dome while the other beats.


UpSwing   Canada. May 17 2012 08:16. Posts 134

hey thanks for this thread guys....

i had a nice dream last night that i was about to get it on with my wife and had a stiffy and whatnot and then she says to me "hey id love to have sex with you and more guys"... i got pissed in the dream, woke up, slapped her in the ass to which she got pissed then I went back to sleep less grumpy than i was 10 seconds before

thanks again!

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UpSwing   Canada. May 17 2012 08:26. Posts 134

This reminds me of another f***** up dream i had in which my wife wanted to cheat on me with Jon Jones.... i never liked him and now i especially dislike him

basically i'm going up the stairs to get to my apt and jon jones is in front of me saying something like 'bitch you better get that ass ready cause i'm gonna give you some 2nite' and it's going in the direction of where i live and i'm like wtf

we get in the apartment and hes like 'go upstairs and get ready for me' to my wife and i'm like wtf again?

here i lose sense of time and space and all of a sudden im grappling with JJ and for some reason i'm giving him tips. He is wearing like spandex or something and at some point while grappling his penis comes out and its like mandingo style huge black dick. If anyones seen Kevin Hart's talk on his dads dick all i heard was that "hmmm, now you know... what a big black dick looks like" and i'm thinking omfg thats gonna kill my wife

anyways fade out again and i'm in the living room, my wife is sitting down on the couch and bones is upstairs in our bedroom waiting to give her some... i'm talking to my wife like a little bitch "hey if you do this, it's over we are done do you hear me"... my wife is looking at me and she has this face on her like "i want The Dick badddd" and her expression is making me fume... shes trying to con me but i can just see it in her face shes like a little kid wanting to go the cool playground-- she is dying for it and i'm the annoying nagging blabber mouth holding her back

fade out

wake up, i'm fukin pissed and give her a good slap on her ass
she wakes up and is like 'what the hell'
i'm like thats for cheating on me in my dream

man the dream was so real and the emotions i had in the dream were so messed up... crazy


oh and to try and get on topic: no fucking way --- only other dick i'd allow is a dildo from a hot blonde chick while we are on a FFM threesome

 Last edit: 17/05/2012 08:28

Minsk   United States. May 17 2012 08:38. Posts 1558

jon jones...hes a menace =p


Daut    United States. May 17 2012 11:20. Posts 8955


  On May 17 2012 07:26 UpSwing wrote:
This reminds me of another f***** up dream i had in which my wife wanted to cheat on me with Jon Jones.... i never liked him and now i especially dislike him

basically i'm going up the stairs to get to my apt and jon jones is in front of me saying something like 'bitch you better get that ass ready cause i'm gonna give you some 2nite' and it's going in the direction of where i live and i'm like wtf

we get in the apartment and hes like 'go upstairs and get ready for me' to my wife and i'm like wtf again?

here i lose sense of time and space and all of a sudden im grappling with JJ and for some reason i'm giving him tips. He is wearing like spandex or something and at some point while grappling his penis comes out and its like mandingo style huge black dick. If anyones seen Kevin Hart's talk on his dads dick all i heard was that "hmmm, now you know... what a big black dick looks like" and i'm thinking omfg thats gonna kill my wife

anyways fade out again and i'm in the living room, my wife is sitting down on the couch and bones is upstairs in our bedroom waiting to give her some... i'm talking to my wife like a little bitch "hey if you do this, it's over we are done do you hear me"... my wife is looking at me and she has this face on her like "i want The Dick badddd" and her expression is making me fume... shes trying to con me but i can just see it in her face shes like a little kid wanting to go the cool playground-- she is dying for it and i'm the annoying nagging blabber mouth holding her back

fade out

wake up, i'm fukin pissed and give her a good slap on her ass
she wakes up and is like 'what the hell'
i'm like thats for cheating on me in my dream

man the dream was so real and the emotions i had in the dream were so messed up... crazy


oh and to try and get on topic: no fucking way --- only other dick i'd allow is a dildo from a hot blonde chick while we are on a FFM threesome



YOU EVER SEEN A LONG DICK BEFORE? YOU GONNA LEAAAAAAAARN TODAY!

NewbSaibot: 18 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Because FUCK YOU, Daut 

 



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