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hey thanks for this thread guys....

i had a nice dream last night that i was about to get it on with my wife and had a stiffy and whatnot and then she says to me "hey id love to have sex with you and more guys"... i got pissed in the dream, woke up, slapped her in the ass to which she got pissed then I went back to sleep less grumpy than i was 10 seconds before

thanks again!

This reminds me of another f***** up dream i had in which my wife wanted to cheat on me with Jon Jones.... i never liked him and now i especially dislike him

basically i'm going up the stairs to get to my apt and jon jones is in front of me saying something like 'bitch you better get that ass ready cause i'm gonna give you some 2nite' and it's going in the direction of where i live and i'm like wtf

we get in the apartment and hes like 'go upstairs and get ready for me' to my wife and i'm like wtf again?

here i lose sense of time and space and all of a sudden im grappling with JJ and for some reason i'm giving him tips. He is wearing like spandex or something and at some point while grappling his penis comes out and its like mandingo style huge black dick. If anyones seen Kevin Hart's talk on his dads dick all i heard was that "hmmm, now you know... what a big black dick looks like" and i'm thinking omfg thats gonna kill my wife

anyways fade out again and i'm in the living room, my wife is sitting down on the couch and bones is upstairs in our bedroom waiting to give her some... i'm talking to my wife like a little bitch "hey if you do this, it's over we are done do you hear me"... my wife is looking at me and she has this face on her like "i want The Dick badddd" and her expression is making me fume... shes trying to con me but i can just see it in her face shes like a little kid wanting to go the cool playground-- she is dying for it and i'm the annoying nagging blabber mouth holding her back

fade out

wake up, i'm fukin pissed and give her a good slap on her ass
she wakes up and is like 'what the hell'
i'm like thats for cheating on me in my dream

man the dream was so real and the emotions i had in the dream were so messed up... crazy


oh and to try and get on topic: no fucking way --- only other dick i'd allow is a dildo from a hot blonde chick while we are on a FFM threesome

jon jones...hes a menace =p

On May 17 2012 07:26 UpSwing wrote: This reminds me of another f***** up dream i had in which my wife wanted to cheat on me with Jon Jones.... i never liked him and now i especially dislike him basically i'm going up the stairs to get to my apt and jon jones is in front of me saying something like 'bitch you better get that ass ready cause i'm gonna give you some 2nite' and it's going in the direction of where i live and i'm like wtf we get in the apartment and hes like 'go upstairs and get ready for me' to my wife and i'm like wtf again? here i lose sense of time and space and all of a sudden im grappling with JJ and for some reason i'm giving him tips. He is wearing like spandex or something and at some point while grappling his penis comes out and its like mandingo style huge black dick. If anyones seen Kevin Hart's talk on his dads dick all i heard was that "hmmm, now you know... what a big black dick looks like" and i'm thinking omfg thats gonna kill my wife anyways fade out again and i'm in the living room, my wife is sitting down on the couch and bones is upstairs in our bedroom waiting to give her some... i'm talking to my wife like a little bitch "hey if you do this, it's over we are done do you hear me"... my wife is looking at me and she has this face on her like "i want The Dick badddd" and her expression is making me fume... shes trying to con me but i can just see it in her face shes like a little kid wanting to go the cool playground-- she is dying for it and i'm the annoying nagging blabber mouth holding her back fade out wake up, i'm fukin pissed and give her a good slap on her ass she wakes up and is like 'what the hell' i'm like thats for cheating on me in my dream man the dream was so real and the emotions i had in the dream were so messed up... crazy oh and to try and get on topic: no fucking way --- only other dick i'd allow is a dildo from a hot blonde chick while we are on a FFM threesome

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