threesomes - Page 2

On May 16 2012 00:46 Svenman87 wrote: eh I wouldn't do it with a girl I was in a relationship with.

this. also wouldnt do MMF thats just weird/gay honestly. would probably pass on fucking the hottest girl ever if another guy was gonna be involved just cause its not something that would be enjoyable at all, just a huge turn off.

have had a 3 way hookup but didnt fuck them because one got sick from being too drunk. it was kinda awkward, but ive always fantasized about 2 girls blowing me at the same time like in POV porn, sad it didnt get to that point . but not something i would wanna do with any girl im actually into cause i dont want her to feel uncomfortable about me just as i wouldnt want her fucking another dude

dude, having a 3some with another guy would give you dick-nightmares till the rest of your life. Every time you see your girl you would see the other guy's cock in her mouth. It's been proven scientifically!

actually now that i think of it, one time i was at an afterparty in a bellagio room hooking up with a huge slut in the bathroom, and the bathrooms dont have locks, and some weird aggressive dude who was on E opened the door i was like "wtf are you doing" and he started trying to get in on the girl. at the time i didnt do jiu jitsu and im naturally not confrontational at all so i was just like this is weird as shit and walked out and let him have her lol

was a pretty bitch move thinking back not being like dude get the fuck out and pushing him out the door, but i was just turned off by that point and didnt feel like competing for the slut. a few minutes after i came back in and was like dude get out, but by that point it was ruined and i didnt get any that night. at least he didnt either muahahhah

/end marius story

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On May 16 2012 01:16 Daut wrote: actually now that i think of it, one time i was at an afterparty in a bellagio room hooking up with a huge slut in the bathroom, and the bathrooms dont have locks, and some weird aggressive dude who was on E opened the door i was like "wtf are you doing" and he started trying to get in on the girl. at the time i didnt do jiu jitsu and im naturally not confrontational at all so i was just like this is weird as shit and walked out and let him have her lol was a pretty bitch move thinking back not being like dude get the fuck out and pushing him out the door, but i was just turned off by that point and didnt feel like competing for the slut. a few minutes after i came back in and was like dude get out, but by that point it was ruined and i didnt get any that night. at least he didnt either muahahhah /end marius story

wtf....

On May 16 2012 01:45 julep wrote: Show nested quote + On May 16 2012 01:16 Daut wrote: actually now that i think of it, one time i was at an afterparty in a bellagio room hooking up with a huge slut in the bathroom, and the bathrooms dont have locks, and some weird aggressive dude who was on E opened the door i was like "wtf are you doing" and he started trying to get in on the girl. at the time i didnt do jiu jitsu and im naturally not confrontational at all so i was just like this is weird as shit and walked out and let him have her lol was a pretty bitch move thinking back not being like dude get the fuck out and pushing him out the door, but i was just turned off by that point and didnt feel like competing for the slut. a few minutes after i came back in and was like dude get out, but by that point it was ruined and i didnt get any that night. at least he didnt either muahahhah /end marius story wtf....

it was way weirder than you are imagining it. trust me

lololol A+ story

let me throw this in to keep the thread from going any gayer...Sonnen on Joe ROgan Podcast:

A few years back I was living in this bachelor apartment, it was pretty big though, long couches and shit. So my friend from Spain was staying with me for a few days, the first night he arrived he just came into the room and went to sleep early, I went out met up with a girl, and ended up coming back to the room. It was dark and i was drunk, but i ended up fucking the girl and it was a quite and quick affair.

Then in the morning when I woke up, he was still sleeping and i was kinda horny, but now the girl wasnt drunk and she wasnt so open to getting fucked while another guy was in the room, i had her doggystyle and i covered her and myself with the blanket, it looked stupid but my buddy was still sleeping and it seemed like a good idea. Anyways, as I get into it, maybe her moaning or the bed noise woke up my friend unknown to me, and all of a sudden i feel someone tapping me on the shoulder, i look back and its my buddy, he dressed down only to his underwear and is like hey can i join, it caught me off guard and i said nah man, he goes come on, let me join, i go no man, she won't like it, he goes don't worry, and all of this is going on while im fucking her, and semi-whispering to my buddy. The girl finally turns around, and is like wtf, jumps away from my dick, and that was it. SHe thought we was some weirdos, and she left lol

I also got this other friend who proudly refers to himself as a train conductor, and is always telling people it ain't no fun, unless the homies get some. He has a pretty good track record too, he turns all his g/f's into sluts lol

sick stories +1's everywhere

I bet you can suck a golfball through a garden hose

brb gonna watch some threesomes

P. S. I don't see how a straight male would find the idea of MMF interesting at all. I wouldn't want someone I cared about getting another dude's cock.

My ultimate fantasy would probably be a MMF threesome with an asian chick and Ryan Gosling.

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If you and your buddy fuck the same slut to me thats kinda gay/weird, but if you want to have some guy fuck your gf then you sir are a cuckold. Dont get me wrong if thats what turns you on go for it but lets be honest and call it by what it is ^^

everybody gets turned on by "odd" stuff. some guys want a finger in the ass (or even a dildo), some want their girls to act like they're being raped, some want to dress up and some want to fuck his gf with another dude. i kinda feel like as long as everybody is into it and it's not hurting anyone, why the fuck should anyone else care?

On May 16 2012 00:25 mnj wrote: WTH, NOT A HUHU THREAD?

On May 16 2012 00:46 Svenman87 wrote: eh I wouldn't do it with a girl I was in a relationship with.

this

fuck this thread started out so gay...

Sentences like
"I'm not gay , but i still wanna suck dick" and "i don't consider myself gay but...*insert anything gay*"
don't make any sense at all...



major threadsaver from player999 for pointing out wher this was headed, opening the door for mega awesome stories...

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