My world series draw this year was not very good at all.. I had t-soprano a few seats to my right, i had a 10/20 reg on my direct right and a 25/50 reg to my left.. Playing the last day 1 was deff a mistake, i shoulda played the first or second day but i got 2 lazy and needed time to get my moneys in order.

I started off the day playing very aggro and loose and lost a few thousand chips, then caught a few coolers and lost a few more.. Had a good lunch with lyric and Daut, cosmo was supposed to come but he had to take a nap lol, he managed to come back from his nap with 60K and turn it into 17...

we ended up playing 5 levels that day and i ended with 16K chips. Blinds were 200/400 50 when i stopped, they will be 250/500 some ante when we get back on day 2.. I have a new table draw and am in the rio poker room, for all of u who dont know thats like the most retarded place ever.. no where near the rest of the series..

Ill give the few updates i know of, saki saki is out, doomer busted day 2, poor user has a TON of chips, i saw him on the last break or something and he had 160K, one of migs horses blair had like 120K chips, Mipwnya ended with 50K ish chips.. not 100% sure on all these things, kinda think pooruser might have been leveling me.

As far as vegas goes, ive been eating in-n-out all day today, found a pretty sick frozen yogurt shop next to my house, just been chillin in the pool smoking hookah most of the time. Im planning on packing up and heading back to my house in oregon right after the main event is over.

Anyway thats all thats up with me, 35bbs going into tomorrow wish me luck!


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So i showed up late to event 2, its a $1500 freezeout.. right now they calculated around 850K for first place.. and i have no idea how many entries.. anyway i showed up late and looked for my seat, and someone is in it.. and im like uhhh... how do u fuck that up?? The guy sitting in my seat was supposed to be at table #10 and he was at #15 for some reason... anyway i sit down and across from me at the table is Carlos Mortensen, i noticed he was raising alot and started to build up a big chip stack..

At the first break i called peachy and got some background on carlos and then started playing back at him a bunch, i had already doubled up with a set so i was at like 5ish thousand chips with blinds 75/150.. anyway i started playing back at carlos and raping/coolering the shit outa him, b4 2 long i had all his chips and was sitting around 20K very early on.. then i got fuckin doom switched cuz jon pham? i duno how to spell his name.. anyway he is a veit live pro and i gotta say his style mixed with his post flop play and table talk... is rly hard to combat.. also he droped in the table and insta stacked off like 3 or 4 ppl..
Jon sat with around 15K in chips, and it quickly grew to around 30K or more.. then him and i got in a huge hand, he is sitting directly to my right.. were both in late position, he raises 4bbs, i repop to 12bbs blinds fold, he stalls, and flats, board is 10 4 2 rainbow, jon bets like 10bbs or something, very small.. i reraise him up, and commit my self.. he goes into the bank for lke 5 mins... im tired of fucking trying to not give off tells... ( which i think is the only reason carlos was still there, he picked off some of my tells and was able to fold ) anyway i have to call the clock on jon , he floor gets over and ends up counting it all the way down and deads his hand.. i pick up that pot with QQ, and he keeps asking me weather i had AA KK or AK or maybe JJ, so after 4 hours of that i pretty much figure i got him to fold QQ.. its very rare and all but it all def makes sence.. anyway he kept running over the table and i kept getting shorter...

i kinda gotta go off to day2, but im at like 16.4K with 500/1000 blinds and 100 ante.. im not doing so well but the cash bubble breaks very soon and hopefully i can do some damage.. and i wont have to deal with the tourny chip leader to my right..

anyway im off, gl to everyone else thats in it!


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This morning Clay and Alex woke up at around 8:30 and started to pack up, I wasnt really able to sleep at all so i had about 2-3 hours of sleep. I woke up with them and helped them take everythin to the car, after that i got back to the room and had to check out in about 1 hour. My flight was at 11:30pm so i would have to check out at noon and blow around 10 hours in Vegas, instead i ordered the room for an extra day even though i was only going to be there for a few hours, kinda sucked but i didnt wanna walk around on the strip when its 105F and im tired. So i got the room, went to sleep, woke up at around 8, watched alpha dog and packed.

At around 9:45 i was sitting in the room all alone with 1 carona and 1/3 of a bottle of Captain Morgans. After making a huge ass outa my self at lyrics a few days ago i wasnt sure if i should really drink in public again, but i figured fuck it, at least no one will take pictures at the airport. So i drank all of both, after not eating in the last 20sum hours, it did the trick, i got on the phone and b4 i knew it , it was 10:15, so i packed the rest of my shit, went to grab a taxi.

I stopped to get some cigarettes but they were about 7.50 a pack so i said fuck it, i jumped in a taxi, asked if he smoked, he said yes, so i told him id double the tip if i could smoke in his taxi. I dont actually smoke but when im drunk i just love 2. So it was about a 30 dollar taxi ride to the airport, i got checked in, the guy at the desk said i was within 5 minutes of them selling my seat LOL.. so i asked if i needed to run to the security, he said no, so i just gingerly walked.. I found a cigar shop and of course when im drunk im a degen so i bought a 35$ cigar (i think the only baller thing i got the whole trip, if u can call it baller).

After that i didnt want my buzz to die so i hit up Starbucks to get a quad shot small white chocolate mocha.. i chatted a bit with the dude and he says "come pick it up over here" and im like "ok.. der der der , Oh! Wait i didnt pay u" hes like "nah man its cool" I literally drop my bags, throw my antlers up and give him my best jonny cosmo "SO SICK" impression.. he didnt understand but i was laughing my ass off, so for some reason i got a 7$ coffee for free.

After that i got on the plane, and with how bad my last flight was i was already scared shitless, i sat down and someone with a baby sat to my left, and someone with a baby sat to my right.. so im like sweet!! I love babies and i figured they would keep me calm and distracted with the whole maybe dieing fear. So im chillin between 2 babies and the lady asks me if i would move seats, because if we do crash there wont be enough oxygen masks, so i say ok.. were rollin down the isle and we get to the seat right next to the emergency exit, she says "is this seat OK? Will you be able to handle the responsibility" at this point my breath reeked of hard A and i didnt think i looked sober, so i look at her and say " well to be honest im pretty hammered" like 8 people chuckle and then shes like "well can you handle it?" and i say "look if were crashin, i will for sure pull the lever, i guarantee that" and didnt wanna tell her that if someone gave me 5:1 i might pull it anyway.

So we got seated, and they had a 3rd party luggage system or something and it took 1 hour to get our bags on the plane, so i had sat for about an hour, and my buzz was gone, and i got to chattin with the girl next to me. Very hot, super nice, lived like 1 town over. Bad Beat is, she just got engaged like 20 hours ago, so i got fucked outa that one.. The dudes over the isle from us looked like poker players, and one of them had a huge donk wsop hat on, so i asked if they were in a few events and they said they playd the 1500 dollar events, they told me a few hands and i didnt really wanna talk to um afterwards, they were HUGE dead money donks. And they just sat and lied about alot of shit to the girl next to me about poker and how huge of winners they were and stuff.. when they were complete unknowns.. This kid actually told me he playd 100/200nl and i was like "ohh, nice." So i wispered to the girl next to me that there completely full of shit and any real poker play would love to have them at a table. She said "yea i kinda figured he was lieing after he said he raised roosters for cock fights" im like "yea i dont think its to common in portland."

After a while the kid over the isle breaks out his mini pos laptop (the HUUGEEE baller he is) and i pulled out mine to try and find something to do, he starts playin hearts, and i ask the girl next to me what hes play, she says "its called hearts, im great at that game" I insta ask the kid across the isle if he wants to play vs her in hearts, 3 hands, person with the lowest score wins. He asks how much, we decidied 20 a game, i only had 110 on me so i didnt realy wanna play 100 a game. I ask the girl if shes cool with playin vs him, shes like fuck yea lets smoke these kids(not literally, but girl version of that).

So she gets a perfect game first round, 0 points outa 3 hands. He gets like a 7, so he asks for double or nothin, i call. We play next game, she gets about a 4 and he gets 6. So he says, alright im done, and im like "wait u and ur boy just took down 30K or something and u dont wanna play 1 more?" hes like "oh ok 1 more." I already shipped the girl 20 outa 40 profits, so shes happy about it. She fucked up with the Qs and i guess u get like 26 points or something for it, and she also got some points so she ended up with like 30 points or something and is like "sry i think were gonna lose" and then this kid let some opponent get perfect game vs him so he got like 40 points, so i give um a cosmo "so sick!" and take my winnings. They claim that i hustled them by sitting im my original seat and purposely sat next to her and screwed um, joking but still really funny shit.


After that we landed, and i got home. GG vegas, i think im down around, all my dignity and about 1K.




pics (sry only 2, my camera sux)
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my semi baller cigar


my lighter they stole from me at the airport, they let me fly to vegas with it but refused to let me take it.. Ive had this lighter for a year and a half, and its gone everywhere with me.. sucked i couldnt mail it home either because i would have missed my flight.



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