This morning Clay and Alex woke up at around 8:30 and started to pack up, I wasnt really able to sleep at all so i had about 2-3 hours of sleep. I woke up with them and helped them take everythin to the car, after that i got back to the room and had to check out in about 1 hour. My flight was at 11:30pm so i would have to check out at noon and blow around 10 hours in Vegas, instead i ordered the room for an extra day even though i was only going to be there for a few hours, kinda sucked but i didnt wanna walk around on the strip when its 105F and im tired. So i got the room, went to sleep, woke up at around 8, watched alpha dog and packed.
At around 9:45 i was sitting in the room all alone with 1 carona and 1/3 of a bottle of Captain Morgans. After making a huge ass outa my self at lyrics a few days ago i wasnt sure if i should really drink in public again, but i figured fuck it, at least no one will take pictures at the airport. So i drank all of both, after not eating in the last 20sum hours, it did the trick, i got on the phone and b4 i knew it , it was 10:15, so i packed the rest of my shit, went to grab a taxi.
I stopped to get some cigarettes but they were about 7.50 a pack so i said fuck it, i jumped in a taxi, asked if he smoked, he said yes, so i told him id double the tip if i could smoke in his taxi. I dont actually smoke but when im drunk i just love 2. So it was about a 30 dollar taxi ride to the airport, i got checked in, the guy at the desk said i was within 5 minutes of them selling my seat LOL.. so i asked if i needed to run to the security, he said no, so i just gingerly walked.. I found a cigar shop and of course when im drunk im a degen so i bought a 35$ cigar (i think the only baller thing i got the whole trip, if u can call it baller).
After that i didnt want my buzz to die so i hit up Starbucks to get a quad shot small white chocolate mocha.. i chatted a bit with the dude and he says "come pick it up over here" and im like "ok.. der der der , Oh! Wait i didnt pay u" hes like "nah man its cool" I literally drop my bags, throw my antlers up and give him my best jonny cosmo "SO SICK" impression.. he didnt understand but i was laughing my ass off, so for some reason i got a 7$ coffee for free.
After that i got on the plane, and with how bad my last flight was i was already scared shitless, i sat down and someone with a baby sat to my left, and someone with a baby sat to my right.. so im like sweet!! I love babies and i figured they would keep me calm and distracted with the whole maybe dieing fear. So im chillin between 2 babies and the lady asks me if i would move seats, because if we do crash there wont be enough oxygen masks, so i say ok.. were rollin down the isle and we get to the seat right next to the emergency exit, she says "is this seat OK? Will you be able to handle the responsibility" at this point my breath reeked of hard A and i didnt think i looked sober, so i look at her and say " well to be honest im pretty hammered" like 8 people chuckle and then shes like "well can you handle it?" and i say "look if were crashin, i will for sure pull the lever, i guarantee that" and didnt wanna tell her that if someone gave me 5:1 i might pull it anyway.
So we got seated, and they had a 3rd party luggage system or something and it took 1 hour to get our bags on the plane, so i had sat for about an hour, and my buzz was gone, and i got to chattin with the girl next to me. Very hot, super nice, lived like 1 town over. Bad Beat is, she just got engaged like 20 hours ago, so i got fucked outa that one.. The dudes over the isle from us looked like poker players, and one of them had a huge donk wsop hat on, so i asked if they were in a few events and they said they playd the 1500 dollar events, they told me a few hands and i didnt really wanna talk to um afterwards, they were HUGE dead money donks. And they just sat and lied about alot of shit to the girl next to me about poker and how huge of winners they were and stuff.. when they were complete unknowns.. This kid actually told me he playd 100/200nl and i was like "ohh, nice." So i wispered to the girl next to me that there completely full of shit and any real poker play would love to have them at a table. She said "yea i kinda figured he was lieing after he said he raised roosters for cock fights" im like "yea i dont think its to common in portland."
After a while the kid over the isle breaks out his mini pos laptop (the HUUGEEE baller he is) and i pulled out mine to try and find something to do, he starts playin hearts, and i ask the girl next to me what hes play, she says "its called hearts, im great at that game" I insta ask the kid across the isle if he wants to play vs her in hearts, 3 hands, person with the lowest score wins. He asks how much, we decidied 20 a game, i only had 110 on me so i didnt realy wanna play 100 a game. I ask the girl if shes cool with playin vs him, shes like fuck yea lets smoke these kids(not literally, but girl version of that).
So she gets a perfect game first round, 0 points outa 3 hands. He gets like a 7, so he asks for double or nothin, i call. We play next game, she gets about a 4 and he gets 6. So he says, alright im done, and im like "wait u and ur boy just took down 30K or something and u dont wanna play 1 more?" hes like "oh ok 1 more." I already shipped the girl 20 outa 40 profits, so shes happy about it. She fucked up with the Qs and i guess u get like 26 points or something for it, and she also got some points so she ended up with like 30 points or something and is like "sry i think were gonna lose" and then this kid let some opponent get perfect game vs him so he got like 40 points, so i give um a cosmo "so sick!" and take my winnings. They claim that i hustled them by sitting im my original seat and purposely sat next to her and screwed um, joking but still really funny shit.
After that we landed, and i got home. GG vegas, i think im down around, all my dignity and about 1K.
pics (sry only 2, my camera sux)
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my semi baller cigar
my lighter they stole from me at the airport, they let me fly to vegas with it but refused to let me take it.. Ive had this lighter for a year and a half, and its gone everywhere with me.. sucked i couldnt mail it home either because i would have missed my flight.
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