ADDON PERIOD
SfydjkLm, Sep 25 2009
WHY ISNT AN AUTO ADDON OPTION? FML.
i completely spaced out during H4H. so tilting.
He runs so bad
SfydjkLm, Sep 24 2009
Dealer: ImmortalGnome shows a pair of Kings
Dealer: quadfive shows a pair of Eights
Dealer: ImmortalGnome wins the pot ($152.70) with a pair of Kings
Dealer: Hand #14913510580
Dealer: ImmortalGnome wins the pot ($0.50)
Dealer: Hand #14913512579
Dealer: quadfive wins the pot ($0.50)
Dealer: Hand #14913514456
quadfive: i run so bad
Dealer: quadfive has 15 seconds left to act
quadfive: unreal
Sipping beer.
SfydjkLm, Sep 20 2009
I'm just sitting here about to play in next to last FTOPS sipping some Budweiser select. And that makes me feel old.
Like every other normal Russian teenager i started my venture into the world of substance abuse at the age of 11. I never went crazy about it, except for my highschool days, but every decent meet up with friends was accompanied by a case of beer. But I never ever just sat back and leisurely sipped on a can of beer. On the forums i've frequented however i've always saw older people, in their mid to late twenties noting that they're just sitting there, playing some starcraft or whatnot, chugging down some beers. And that's what i'm doing now myself. And in my head there is just an association that this is what old people do. And i bet right now some 16 year old fag will read this and in a couple of years he will have the same kind of subconscious setting associated with casual consumption of beer.
It's either that or i'm an alcoholic.
Back to training-feeling solid.
SfydjkLm, Sep 17 2009
Sitting here sipping meself some Bud Light lime. No matter how queer the drink might be it is ridiculously awesome. Not to mention they made the best online commercials for it i ever saw- they were mute and short. I appreciate that, and that really made em stand out as well.
I'm back on a 5 day training regimen. I want to try to make it 7 day in fact- with 2 extra days of heavy bag work. After all that is my favorite part of training. Feeling really solid, not poker wise, just solid. My body. It feels like a proper machine. Not the wobbly feeling of an unoiled rig, when manipulating your body is like- for the lack of better metaphors- playing a really laggy game.
Let's hope this is an upswing. Life and poker alike. Now i just need to get laid.
edit: also want ur pokerstars moneys!
My FTP>Your PS.
SfydjkLm, Sep 16 2009
Looking for a transfer, somewhere around 600.
Here it is
SfydjkLm, Sep 07 2009
fapfapfap
d(O_O)b
SfydjkLm, Sep 07 2009
Hello SFYDJKLM,
Congratulations on your performance in last week's Sit & Go Leader Boards. A cash prize of USD 20.00 has been credited to your account. This credit can be viewed under the History section on the PokerStars Cashier.
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Touched by Fedor.
SfydjkLm, Aug 26 2009
So i was to an Fedor's public workout in NY. The workout itself was pretty lame, probably mostly because they did not consider there would be so many people(there probably was close to a thousand, the line occupied an entire Manhattan block and then some.
After the public workout Fedor started signing autographs but just a 3rd people in(if that) he just up and left. Was pretty dissapointing but what ensued next was entertaining. The only guy left back was Scott Coker so we decided to take a picture with him. This is where one of my buddies voiced his dissapoitment at Fedor leaving so early. At which point Scott pulled out something i would say i did not expect. He called up a woman from Fedor's posse and told her that we came all the way from Miami(were from New York) and missed him and asked her to tell us his next destination, which turned out to be Renzo Gracie academy. The poor woman went "I thought that was supposed to be a secret."
Gracie academy was just 3 blocks and we quickly got there just in time to see Fedor in his limo, ready to leave again. There was barely any people there but Coker, Millen, Fedor and his translator. Coker just told us to jump in the limo with Fedor, upon which i joked that its not savvy to just jump into the limo of the most dangerous man on the planet uninvited. The translator asked Fedor to take a picture with us, which he did without any delay. Fortunately or unfortunately though, they asked their photographer to take the picture and took my business card promising to send it to me. I hope they hold true to their promise, and even tho i had my camera i was too star struck to object. I really never gave a crap about celebrities, and i had no idea Fedor would have this kind of effect on me, but it was completely surreal for me. I think i'm not gonna take a shower for a month or so as to not wash away the Fedor molecules off of me.^_^
And if that wasnt good enough i went into Renzo Gracie academy and whaddya know, fucking Renzo Gracie was there. Renzo is just about only member of Gracie family who i am a fan of, so it was super win.
Footnotes: How awesome is Coker to trick Fedor's assistant into giving us his next destination? Nothing but respect for this guy he is AWESUM.
Fedor really doesn't give a fuck. He didn't care to leave when there were still a whole bunch of fans waiting for him to sign, and neither did he seem to care to take pictures with us. It just seemed, do or do not it's all the same to him.
Renzo is super fucking friendly. Which is good since i think i really like his school and its really close to my house. I'll probably sign up to go there.
Overall i feel super excited. I got pics with Renzo and Coker which i'm waiting for my friend to upload and hopefully Strikeforce will send me the Fedor picture.
Man this is awesome.
So awesome.
Nolan
SfydjkLm, Jun 05 2009
Yesterday Nolan posted this blog, and i said what he said and he said this:
| | On June 05 2009 02:26 nolan wrote:
not a team sport.
dude berates fish, consistently. and bad regs.
maybe you should feel bad for me since he makes my games more difficult by educating fish? |
HMM.
Oh really sir.
Moral of the story- be nicer to your fellow lp.netians. This is our forte!
Can't win
SfydjkLm, Jun 04 2009
Can't physically win.
Losing every flip, 60/40, 80/20 95/5 and so on and so forth.
You might say be patient, you FTed two donkaments now, but keep in mind i played over 200 donkaments during this week and the week before.
And i see people who barely play em luckboxing several wins in a row.
I dunno. It just seems like there is some sort of physical birth defect that makes me lose while ahead.
Super depressed about that.
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