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ftp store can't ship shit
  kantoiki, May 14 2008

Just found out today that since I live in Australia I can't buy anything from the ftp store other than complete garbage that they're willing to pay the postage for in order to rid themselves of the the sheer bulk of crap that they have... the list is as follows (scroll past the list for a summary):

Microsuede Jacket by Weatherproof
Velour Bathrobe
Mens Urban Oxford Jacket
Mens Page & Tuttle Tournament Jacket
Ladies Page & Tuttle Tournament Jacket
Page & Tuttle Microfiber Full-Zip Fleece
Page & Tuttle Microtech Fleece Vest
Page & Tuttle Microfiber Windshirt
Scottevest Hi-tech Ultimate Hoodie
Vintage Thermal-Lined Full Zip Hoody
Contrast Panel Hoody
Pullover Hoodie
Mens Half Zip Top
Ladies Half Zip Top
Ladies Two-Tone Fleece Jacket
Urban Techno Bonded Jacket w/Micro Fleece
Men’s Boardshorts
Ladies’ Boardshorts
Custom V-Neck Basketball Jersey
Full Tilt Custom Football Jersey
Full Tilt Custom Baseball Jersey
Full Tilt Custom Hockey Jersey
Full Tilt Custom Soccer Jersey
Retro Bowling Shirt
Mens Camp Shirt
Performance Athletic Shirt
Rugby Shirt
WSOP '07 Baseball Jersey
Ladies Camp Shirt
Ladies Rhinestone Shirt
Mens Sport Shirt
Ladies Sport Shirt
Poker Sleeve Tee
Poker Sleeve Tee
ScotteVest Performance T-Shirt
Long-Sleeve Mock Neck Tee
Long Sleeve Tee
Pigment Dyed T-Shirt
Tastes Like Chicken Tee
got tilt? Tee
Property Of Tee
Full Tilt Definition Tee
Full Tilt Poker Tee
Western Cowboy Hat
Flexfit Cap
Flexfit Cap
Flexfit Cap
Flexfit Cap
Flexfit Cap
Flashing Logo Baseball Cap
Bottle Opener Cap
Ladies Trucker's Cap
Heavy Brushed Cotton Baseball Cap
Visor
Visor
Beanie Cap with Cuff
Beanie Cap
Apple iPod Touch 32GB
Apple iPod Touch (16GB)
Apple iPod Touch (8GB)
Apple iPod Classic (160GB)
Apple iPod Classic (80GB)
Apple iPod Nano (8GB)
Apple iPod Nano (4GB)
Canon PowerShot A580
Portable Travel Alarm Clock for iPods
The Full Tilt Poker Strategy Guide: Tournament Edition
Internet Texas Hold'em
Tournament Poker for Advanced Players
No Limit Hold'em: Theory and Practice
Hold'em Poker for Advanced Players
Theory of Poker
Harrington on Hold'em Vol.1: Strategic Play
Harrington on Hold'em Vol.2: The Endgame
Harrington on Hold'em Vol. III: The Workbook
Texas Hold'em Odds and Probabilities
The Poker Mindset
Small Stakes Hold'em
Phil Gordon's Little Blue Book
Phil Gordons Little Green Book
Hold'em Poker
Online Ace
Poker: The Real Deal
Pizza, Pasta and Poker
Getting Started in Hold'em
Inside Poker: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Positively Fifth Street
Final Table Poker with Phil Gordon
Beating Blackjack with Andy Bloch
Howard Lederer Tells All
Howard Lederer's Secrets of Texas Limit Hold'em
Howard Lederer's Secrets of No-Limit Hold'em
Leather Computer Briefcase
Continental Rolling Duffel
Titan Rolling Duffel
Garment Bag
Techno Slingpack
Hydration Backpack
Sport Duffel
Messenger Bag
Duffel Bag
Imago Urban Brief
Helluva Club
Six-Ball Deluxe Callaway Humidor
Bristle Dartboard
Professional Pool Cue
Wine Accessory Gift Set
Bubba Keg
Titleist Golf Balls
Golf Towel
Sports Bottle
3 x 4 Floor Mat
2 x 3 Floor Mat
Custom Deluxe 300 pc. Poker Chip Set
Full Tilt Poker Pro Clock
Wall Clock
Leather Poker Deck Case w/2 Plastic Decks
Leather Poker Deck Case w/2 Plastic Decks
Coaster Set
Poker Picture Frame
Game On Poster
Premium Plastic Poker Deck
Poker Deck
Custom Avatar
Golf Umbrella
Athletic Flip Flops
Fleece Plush Blanket
Nylon/Fleece Blanket
Full Tilt Poker Flask
Terry Slippers
Double Wall Tumbler
Custom Sunglasses
Ballpoint Pen
Laptop Skin
Doggie Baby Rib Hoodie
Doggie Tank Top
Doggie Bandana (Black)
Doggie Bandana (Red)
Metal License Plate Frame
License Plate Frame
iPod Video Classic Skin
Silver Key Chain
Leather/Silver Keychain
Business Card Holder
Poker House Mousepad
Aussie Koala Bear
Full Tilt Poker Bear
Cell Mate Dash Pad
Bad Beat Stress Guy


So basically to summarize the list, its basically all the useless ftp clothing that no one in their right mind is going to be able wear beyond their bedroom doors. books for the learning impaired and all kinds of other useless crap with the only decent item being iPods and some kind of shitty cameras.

note: I actually brought a "velour FTP bathrobe" as well as an assortment of random items such as sunglasses, stress guy, ftp handheld fan so from first hand experience trust me none of it is worth the postage that they must be paying to ship this crap out to us.



So my initial idea of using the points and getting a Macbook for my sister is not possible, lame. I don't really understand the whole problem with being able to ship a macbook or even getting it delivered from a supplier here in Australia.
They do the latter (ship from suppliers here in Aus) for some of the ipods I've received in the past so I really can't see it being a huge step further to include the Macbook in that arrangement...

extra note: I DON'T like mac's, I happen to prefer pc's however my sister is female and likes how the macbooks look in their "pretty" enclosures and doesn't give a shit about functionality and the actual specs...




Anyway so the past couple of months I've spent genuinely giving University studies a decent attempt, and have a prop with karma and pushing4anal that I won't miss more than 10 hours of university this semester.
So far I've attended almost everything, I think the current tally is around 3-4 hours missed, every time I miss a lecture or a tute I msg luke and he'll count it up whenever.

Meh I don't think I'm going to be losing this bet, suckers and another plus side is my studies seem to be benefiting for the first time in a long while and really not at the loss of any sacrifice from myself except for getting up going to to uni and doing homework instead of browsing the forums/procrastinating.


But for some reason I'm up right now at 8.10am with Justeen sitting right next to me after we both finished playing sessions for a couple of hours that ended at 6am and I have a lecture sometime during the day...

life is good when my only worries currently are waking up in time to go to the lecture, bitching about getting items from the ftp store and deciding what to cook this weekend.

Yes, I've started cooking My first meal that I prepared a day after Mother's Day (kind of a late gift/deal that I would start cooking randomly when I feel like it) was pumpkin soup and spaghetti bolognese which was pretty good fun. Crying like a little girl while chopping the onions and having my parents laugh at me was hilarious and the end result was a pretty solid first attempt at cooking.

This weekend I'm juggling between roast lamb and potato mash or garlic prawns and some sort of rice dish?

Trying to stick with the simpler recipes for now and every time I cook something I chuck the recipe into a folder with notes, ie bolognese, evaporating the sauce note that it keeps evaporating even AFTER you take it off the heat...

So sleep beckons and I really need to be able to wake up in time for my lecture, so i'll leave it here for now.

I really need to make my blog posts more interesting, will try harder next time but for now my excuse is its 8am stfu







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Relgious humour..
  kantoiki, Apr 20 2008

A friend of mine linked me to this page:

http://forum.mpacuk.org/showthread.php?t=35273

At first I thought it was hilarious as I always do when I read about people and their "faith".
One of the hilarious statements include in response to the question: "By the way, if you feel that you were designed rather than evolved, how do you explain the presence of your appendix?"

Answer:

That Knowledge is with the Lord.


Also this extract:

"Can I just ask one simple question?

Approximately how long has man been on this earth? ie. When was Adam and Eve created? Was it 4,500 years ago? Was it 10,000,000 years ago?"

And in response he received these gems in response:

"Allah knows best

could be even longer.

Why does it matter?"

and

"Again, that Knowledge is with the Lord Himself."




Before anyone thinks I'm attacking or mocking the Islam religion in particular I'd like to say that I'm laughing at religion in general.
I'd be interested to know how many people who believe in other religions found humor in those extracts because it seems slightly hypocritical since there isn't a religion that can legitimately say they're superior.

After reading this and laughing, I sobered up a little because some of my friends who I care about believe in a religion and they ARE intelligent individuals.
However when prompted on the subject of their religion become blind and ridiculously close minded...

There wasn't really a point to this post, just wanted to vent.







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Glass half full with crap
  kantoiki, Apr 14 2008

So last month was pretty good, I don't think I posted a graph for it so I'll do that now:



(I think first 30-40k hands are at 50NL and rest are at 100NL)



So March was the first month I've ever played without thinking of withdrawing since I now get a student allowance from the government once a fortnight so overall a good month when I add in rakeback.

Then with high hopes and dreams for April I approached poker however it was not to be, Full Tilt soon let me know that their generosity had it's boundaries:



(I have looked over my hands and I think I have developed a lot of leaks playing tired and tilting after running bad etc)

Anyway I think this is one of the few times that I've posted a terrible graph like this Not because I don't have losing months I just generally stay in denial until I find a good month that I can graph and post.




With the depressing constant losing of the first half of this month I've finally found something that I can claim to kind of "win" at.

The game is simple you jump by right clicking at the start and that's the only time you'll have to click, from then on you just have to jump on or hit the bells with the rabbit and keep him going higher and higher.

http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/bells.htm

My best score so far: 24,702,800


Anyway life is pretty mundane OBVIOUSLY since I'm posting about playing some ridiculously childish flash game, the other most "exciting" thing to happen this month has been going over my download limit of 50 gigs by 31 gigs on the last day.. yeah I'm a true rebel downloading dvd rips and a bunch of tv series.


Notable "good" movies watched include: Michael Clayton, No Country for Old men, Resurrecting the Champ, Walk hard Dewey Cox and 27 Dresses if only because I love Katherine Heigl:








Watched/Still watching: Sg-1 (up to season 6 now tis awesome), The office (US version) which took some time to grow on me but worth it, and Everybody loves Raymond.

About to watch: Grey's Anatomy, Gilmore Girls (I know this is extremely queer even for me but I love the dialog that occurs in this show), My name is Earl and Two and a Half Men.

Boston Legal and Scrubs have both started churning out episodes again so I'll start watching them as they come out again, Yay!


If anyone has ideas for good movies or series's to watch let me know, but don't tell me if it's horror or anything scary since I refuse to watch those genres...

Yes it might be tad bit pansy but I just don't think it's worth it if not only do I not enjoy the movie but I'm scared for the next week or two with my imagination running wild scaring myself stupid.


So since this is ridiculously depressing for me and probably boring for those reading it I thought I'd share some humor and whatever else I've thought was interesting lately:




Her facial expression is hilarious wtf


and then this was funny as hell:




For those who haven't seen the original:






This wasn't funny but I definitely thought it was pretty cool:




Oh and before I finish off Harold and Kumar preview, I really only watched this short trailer and not the extended/spoilers available on you-tube so I wouldn't ruin it:






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Zippity do da
  kantoiki, Mar 08 2008

So its been ages since I've updated my blog, mostly because I've been lazy so anyway here goes..

During holidays went to Torquay again before going to Queensland with the same stooges as last time: Justeen (pushing4anal), Luke (karma), Jonno (pokerdoc) and this time Justeen had an American friend there as well name was Christa however spelling may be off.

Had an awesome time even though it was kind of sad when Christa had to leave; she lives in Michigan or something?
Which basically means its very likely we'd never see her again and I think Justeen died a little on the inside, pussy.

I wanted to post pics but Christa took all of them and I think to get them I'll have to create a facebook account ..

Also, Justeen and Luke made a bet which basically involves Justeen not being able to shave, trim or do anything to his facial hair until 2009 giving Justeen 4-1 on 1.3k so its 5.2k to Justeen if he ACTUALLY goes through with this. (He's asian so keep in mind its not going to get to a DECENT bear but stay as ratty and patchy looking as possible).

At the time of the bet it was kind of bummy looking but now its basically pubic hair on face and it'll only going to get worse, its hilariously awesome and I must get a photo of it soon to post.

Anyway, university has started and I'm trying once again to approach it with great gusto and attempt to NOT fail once again while at the same time make enough money to head up Switzerland in July.


Reason for wanting to go to Switzerland is that my sister is up there on an exchange program for a year and I think this would be a good chance to visit her as well as have her take me around to places since she'll know decent French by the time this is over.

Some photos that my sister has randomly taken:






If anyone knows of cheap value for money? places to stay in Switzerland let me know?
At the moment I'm looking to spend about 7-8k for a month (flight will cost about 2.3k~ return) and I have no idea about the pricing of food and accommodation so anyone who lives around there and has some ideas also give me a shout out?


Oh and these videos have been posted on the forum already but for the friends who aren't LP'ers:








Also I've been watching a bunch of movies that I've downloaded recently (my opinions are pretty much worthless but I'm going to share anyway because I LIKE to share) so I'd suggest scrolling past this bit:

Juno - because I wanted to watch it again since its so awesome and Ellen Page has taken over my obsession with Emma Watson.



Ghost Rider - which was better than what I had expected however the casting of Eva Mendez with Cage seemed like it REALLY didn't work...

I mean she's hot and all but the match up

TMNT - was pretty good considering its been SO long since I've seen the cartoon.

The Holiay which I loved but that's probably because I'm a HUGE sucker for romantic comedy shit but even then JACK BLACK WTF? Why is Jack Black in a ROMANCE movie of ANY kind????? I mean I like Jack Black but seriously this guy shouldn't be doing romance....


I mean i also watched Tenacious D and I liked his music before I saw the movie and I think he's DEF cool but wtf at whoever casted him.

Rush hour 3 - Don't watch it, go sit on a fucking toilet for the 2 hours and just stare at the floor. This movie sucks so hard that it was ALMOST entertaining watching and seeing how much more it could fail. It just randomly shat all over your mind with attempts to put the characters into situation where they could spew their "hilarious" lines.

Dan in Real Life - Very interesting movie to watch with Steve Carell and I enjoyed it thoroughly.

Little Miss Sunshine - Another movie with Steve Carell in it, loved it and think you'd have to be a heartless asshole to dislike the little girl in the movie. And the ending is hilarious as all hell.


Superbad - Nothing needs to be said.

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium - Kind of wierd, had some entertaining moments and I like kids movies and stuff so it was okay.

Alvin and the Chipmunks - Jesus, the voices of the chipmunks irritated the hell out of me. Initially I was like oh okay they're cute chipmunks with 'cute' voices right? But after an hour of listening to it and their fricking singing it just pissed me off



The Warlords - Jet Li movie with Andy Lau, thought it was pretty damn good would recommend anyone who doesn't speak mandarin to find good subtitles though.

War/ Rogue Assassin - Another Jet Li movie, not as awesome as warlords but still decent to watch when you're bored.

Beowulf- I didn't know anything about the history/fables so watched it completely unaware of what the storyline should be, thought it was pretty decent for an animated film and hell it has Angelina Jolie (animated cgi though..) in it so watch it.

The Seeker - lame, I assume the book is a lot better and I'm going to try find the text because the movie just sucked on so many different fronts.

And by far the most fun bunch of movies to watch was the Oceans trilogy.

Meh I've rambled on for so damn long, my bad so I'll leave everyone with this:




Classy right?¿





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Generic New year update!
  kantoiki, Jan 01 2008




Happy New Year, had a good time with a bunch of good mates and we got to watch the fireworks and then just lounge around drinking and relaxing.
Nothing exciting but pretty good end to the year



Poker related: I played a 2.5k hand session before I went out to meet up with friends on New Years Eve because I felt guilty that I hadn't put in enough hands this month (not my fault, just so much events and my general inability to find motivation...okay so my fault).
Anyway did alright and I thought I'd post up my December graph, nothing special and definitely need to play more hands this year.




I seriously need to get more motivation in general, won't bother making a New years resolution in regards to it since its bound to fail...
So instead I'll probably make multiple bets with friends in an attempt to force me to do SOMETHING but will probably ultimately result in me failing AND owing them all money.

Awesome.




Anyway I'd write some more but I want to play some guitar hero before I sleep



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New year up and coming!
  kantoiki, Dec 27 2007

Firstly Merry Xmas everyone and hope everyone got at least something they wanted or liked, I realised on Xmas Eve that it was Christmas the next day and not the day after that. Clever me!
I know I suck so before anyone else states the obvious I'll save you the trouble:



And to those lucky enough to live in areas where shops are always open, well unfortunately 24 hour shopping was the day before Christmas Eve and I missed that leaving me with Christmas Eve and my realisation at 5pm that shops were closing at 6 and like no presents.

Solution? A clever individual by the screen name "Suicide" saved my ass with a reply to my sorrowful situation and for the next hour or so I managed to send off a bunch of Amazon gift vouchers and for $100 a piece well worth it.


Alright enough of my failures at trying to be a normal organised and partially functional human being and onto my attempt to play more poker and my failure once again to do so

So didn't end up playing a whole lot of poker but hey I have spent a lot of time sleeping, eatingm hanging with friends, eating, eating, sleeping and all up just plain enjoying life. Although the flip side of that is maybe I'm not the healthiest person around....


Annnnywayyy 2008 is just around the corner and since this is a poker forum I assume everyone has their new year resolutions in regards to poker so share them.

Mine are pretty simple: Play more, try harder and just try to stay motivated and the later two aren't restricted to just poker. I really do have to start trying harder in university and not treat it like a joke (which at times it may be, but I'm PAYING for this joke so I may as well fricking do well).


As for videos which I've recently enjoyed a friend showed me this video and even though I don't play Halo (I know i have a 360 yet fail to really use it) the nerd in me really appreciated and at the same time felt kind of sad at the effort used to produce this brain cell destroying masterpiece:




Anyway continuing on along the same line a video from TF 2 (team fortress 2) where instead of a guy wasting his time producing a really mind numbingly cool way to suicide its a bunch of guys pissing other players off other players awesome! haha




And for those who have played Guitar Hero this is a review which I found hilarious:





Oh and finally, Happy upcoming new year everyone wherever you may be or doing and I wish you the best for 2008 and hope we all recieve burning hot luckboxes



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Scam attempt + update
  kantoiki, Nov 24 2007

I'll start with the scam attempt before moving onto a more general update.

So some guy added me on msn earlier today and just came on and started a conversation that seemed normal at first, apart from the fact I've never played on PokerStars before.

Convo:

.--------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Session Start: Sunday, November 25, 2007 |
| Participants: |
| kantoiki (xxxxxx@hotmail.com) |
| Dylan (the_anwser777@hotmail.com) |
.--------------------------------------------------------------------.
[3:34:50 AM] Dylan: hey
[3:40:22 AM] kantoiki: hey
[3:40:24 AM] kantoiki: who's this?
[3:41:00 AM] Dylan: We played on stars before
[3:41:34 AM] kantoiki: ?
[3:41:48 AM] kantoiki: when was this?
[3:42:05 AM] Dylan: Im not sure prob a little while ago
[3:42:10 AM] Dylan: i havent been on in a while
[3:42:27 AM] kantoiki: ah okay
[3:42:34 AM] Dylan: So how you doing on there
[3:42:47 AM] kantoiki: i've never played on stars lol
[3:43:22 AM] Dylan: oh really?
[3:43:28 AM] Dylan: Im just guessing it was that
[3:43:32 AM] Dylan: since i barely play anywhere else
[3:43:37 AM] kantoiki: ah okay
[3:43:38 AM] Dylan: but it could have been UB or FTP
[3:43:38 AM] kantoiki: you from LP?
[3:43:41 AM] Dylan: no
[3:44:00 AM] kantoiki: hrmm i dont recall at all lol
[3:44:06 AM] kantoiki: obv your names dylan
[3:44:08 AM] kantoiki: what stakes do you play
[3:44:30 AM] Dylan: All really MTTs and cash
[3:44:52 AM] kantoiki: ah okay
[3:45:08 AM] Dylan: So how you doing on stars
[3:45:28 AM] kantoiki: ? i just said i've never played on stars lol
[3:45:46 AM] Dylan: oh where do u play FTP or UB?
[3:45:57 AM] kantoiki: ftp
[3:46:03 AM] kantoiki: where did you get my email from?
[3:46:18 AM] Dylan: i gave u mine or u gave me urs on the table i think
[3:46:44 AM] kantoiki: huh when was this?
[3:47:00 AM] Dylan: I dont know a while ago probably
[3:47:28 AM] kantoiki: ah okay
[3:47:32 AM] kantoiki: fair enough
[3:47:38 AM] kantoiki: how are you going anyway
[3:47:43 AM] Dylan: horrible
[3:47:48 AM] Dylan: busted
[3:47:48 AM] kantoiki: lol
[3:47:49 AM] Dylan: last night
[3:47:50 AM] kantoiki: sick life
[3:47:53 AM] Dylan: yea
[3:47:54 AM] Dylan: and you?
[3:48:08 AM] kantoiki: mm okay
[3:48:18 AM] kantoiki: november never has been a great month
[3:48:24 AM] kantoiki: but its okay

[3:48:38 AM] Dylan: Hey, do you think you could maybe help me out on there a bit?
[3:49:10 AM] kantoiki: mm dpeneds what you mean by helping you out
[3:49:24 AM] Dylan: Can you spare like 20 on there ill pay you bak
[3:49:25 AM] Dylan: back
[3:50:02 AM] kantoiki: lol what do i have to hold you to that promise
[3:50:30 AM] Dylan: take my msn password
[3:50:31 AM] Dylan: lol
[3:50:32 AM] Dylan:
[3:51:11 AM] kantoiki: lol how is that worth anything to me?
[3:52:27 AM] Dylan: Cuz ill pay you back because i need my msn
[3:52:29 AM] Dylan: i dont know
[3:52:29 AM] Dylan: lol
[3:53:48 AM] kantoiki: lol
[3:53:50 AM] kantoiki: that sounds retarded
[3:54:01 AM] Dylan: Please dude
[3:54:28 AM] kantoiki: you COULD grind up play money until you got eno
ugh to sell for real money
[3:54:36 AM] kantoiki: a lot of players would buy them off you
[3:54:55 AM] Dylan: can u do that for pokerstars too?
[3:55:24 AM] kantoiki: yeah
[3:55:31 AM] kantoiki: esp poker stars
[3:55:48 AM] Dylan: ya u prob need like 10 billion
[3:55:49 AM] Dylan: lol
[3:55:51 AM] Dylan: come on dude
[3:55:53 AM] Dylan: just a bit
[3:55:53 AM] Dylan: please?
[3:56:06 AM] kantoiki: lol actually you need like 1 million
[3:56:12 AM] kantoiki: which from what i read isnt that hard
[3:56:21 AM] Dylan: well
[3:56:23 AM] Dylan: how much
[3:56:24 AM] Dylan: do you get
[3:56:26 AM] Dylan: for 1 mill
[3:56:37 AM] kantoiki: like 10 bucks i think

So he didn't reply to my sincere suggestion to go build up play money to sell.
My attempt to convert a scammer to the good old fashion degenerate gambling way of life is obviously a sign I'm a good person.

At the moment I have him blocked deleted, any ideas for a reverse scam attempt/ getting him to do retarded things in the hope of a successful scam?

A friend suggested "make him take photos of his penis" but that strikes me as retarded and self-owning and I now have increasing doubts about my friends sexual orientation/ sense of humor.
So anyone with better ideas do suggest them.


Guess I'm extremely bored and November sucks ass so poker isn't taking up that much time since I'm taking a short break from it. Short meaning I should start playing again within the week.

Also I can basically beat most of hard on Guitar hero 3, short of the last 4 songs which are just gay and I'm not sure I'm willing to practice each section of each song for 30 minutes each. So I'm just going to buy Assassins Creed and start playing that, or keep playing Dead Rising which I only started playing a few days ago.


Interestingly enough killing zombies constantly while playing a game with a story line that is pretty much that of a horror movie isn't all that scary. The game pretty much consists of "Frank" some journalist finding out whats happening and standard scene:




Those who know me will know I can't watch scary movies AT ALL and yet getting attacked by hordes of zombies and beating them with anything i can pick up seems like good fun.

Hell I watched the Sixth Sense and was so scared I had to cover my eyes and block my ears, manly no doubt right?

Oh, went to a friends Christmas dinner/Christian masquerade dinner thingy.
As bad as that might sound (yeah I'm an atheist/non-believer), it actually turned out to not be what I'd assumed initially and my friends and I had a good time.

Afterwards we somehow ended up at an African club/bar with huge amounts of err... booty is probably the nicest way to describe it and the average age was at least 7 years older than us.
Something like this:





However they played awesome music and the environment was very chill so we stayed for a while.
Will definitely have to go back to sometime during these holidays with more people our age which will be awesome.

Anyway probably to much to read and boring a lot of people so I'll end my update with a couple of videos that I've recently watched and thought were hilarious:

This one is from an American show Maury Povich hosts where women come in and get a paternity test done to prove if the man/which of the men is the father:



I also loved this one:




And people may have seen this but I've only recently watched it and its AWESOME as only japanese game shows can be:




Alrights, hope the read was bearable Good luck and those on holidays enjoy



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Interesting choice..
  kantoiki, Nov 15 2007

This is an interesting video that my sister showed to me and I was thinking how many people reading this would press the black button?








A scary idea was this process meant if one person didn't press the black button the whole thing would stop and obviously the whole twilight zone approach might have been a give away but I thought it was very good short film.


As I was watching it I was saying I would definitely press the black button up until the "assistant" started trying to make his speech about how accidents always occur.

For some reason it made me think of Jamie Golds table talk, but thats besides the point.

So would you press the black button or take the key?



Poll: What would you do?
(Vote): Press the Black Button
(Vote): Take the Key




Side question, how fat would you have to be until you genuinely attempt to lose weight/get healthy?



Obese kid:





Obese women:





Obese animal:





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Sleep or not to sleep?
  kantoiki, Nov 11 2007

Never thought it'd actually happen to me but it has, I find I can lie in bed for hours without getting to sleep and this obviously results in me being in a zombie like state for the next day.

This results in me being unable to even try to improve at guitar hero 3 which i recently brought let alone attempt poker sessions.
Example of an extreme case of what I may look like when I try to play guitar hero while sleep deprived:





However to all you suckers who haven't found a solution yet, I've found mine:

FOOD!




Hrmm and for some reason I have this short clip on repeat:



Anyone else in other countries seen this ad? For those who haven't its a commercial for underwear and the blonde girl at the start is very cute.

For those who bat for the other team or for the girls reading this:




Pretty gay, but i found it kind of amusing until I realised I was looking at guys wearing nothing but underwear.


Oh and I watched South Parks new episode about Guitar Hero below is a bit which I found hilarious:



Sad thing is I still enjoy playing this game and I can only hope to get good enough to beat expert

And the entire episode can be streamed from here:

Sth Park - Guitar Hero episode

Or for those who would prefer to just download it heres the link to the torrent:

Pirate Bay Sth Park Torrent




So yeah here I am at 6am having eaten a Shepard's Pie (it's a meat pie with potato on top) and deciding if I should just not sleep anyway and go get McDonald's breakfast when I look through my previous blog entry to find this comment:


  On October 31 2007 06:02 BIGlou83 wrote:
keep making fun of special needs people and see where it gets you



Now I'm not surprised that someone is offended by my use of pictures of people born with down syndrome (I'll endeavour to choose a different disability in the future), however I'm just wondering what he means when he says "see where it gets you".

I had a whole lengthy post written in response to it but I think most appropriate response is:


BIGlou83 you must have severe down syndrome.


Anyway I think I'll leave it at that and go and play some more guitar hero.

Good Luck only to those who need it, those on heaters (good luck streaks) enjoy it while it lasts.



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October Results
  kantoiki, Oct 30 2007

So this month I started playing a lot more in the last two weeks and also moved back up to 100nl after withdrawing.

The first shot back at 100nl didn't really work out, even though I was getting my money in ahead and I was getting sweated by Karma:



...so I assume its his fault.

Anyway graphs for this month:


50NL October:




100NL October:



Overall October:




So yeah I'll put in more hands next month, since it is holidays.

Oh and I thought I'd show you guys this:





You can see a nicer video of the above multitouch screen here as well:

Perspective Pixel


Anyway also been watching the latest "Pure Pwnage" episodes which can be found here:


Pure Pwnage

First 2 episodes are a bit of a drag, but it gets pretty damn good and the spin off to the show is even funnier:

Pro At Cookin

Anyway hope you enjoy.





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