i'm 12 and what is this
genjix, Dec 23 2009
see below. bamp for great justice
i'm 12 and what is this
genjix, Dec 22 2009
what is this aminal?
CO-CO-COMEBACK
genjix, Dec 19 2009
been playing 6max woop
fuck this FR shit
genjix, Dec 15 2009
all those dips are set over set. that's the only time money goes in. In fact I have a suspicion regs are folding bottom sets.
But I need to keep grinding NL100 to get SN. But once I'm there I'm gonna fuck this bullshit and switch to HU
Humanzee hybrid and zoophilia
genjix, Dec 08 2009
Was reading about the Humanzee on Wikipedia. Which is a human/chimp hybrid. I stumbled onto this snippet about Roman games in the coliseum.
| The victims were often virgins and not infrequently young children. One spectacle is said to have included "a hundred tiny blonde girls being raped simultaneously by a horde of baboons." |
Sounds kinda disgusting but hawt
| The beasts were taught how to copulate with a human being ...[snip]... the more ferocious beasts were permitted to kill and (if desired) devour their victims afterwards.
... bulls, giraffes, leopards, cheetahs, wild boar, zebras, stallions, jackasses, huge dogs, apes, etc. |
couldn't help LOL'ing
1 million play money for $10 (karma)
genjix, Dec 06 2009
Help a poker n00b start his career and buy 1mil play-money for $10
coming out of poker puberty
genjix, Dec 03 2009
After coming back from a trip to Poland I expect to move up. In a week with the winrate I was having. But the month was less than steller- it was me trying to keep my head above the waves. Little profit.
Anyway last few days made 1k (woop) and moved to NL100. Funny this Poker thing.
Now got to crack on and get 6k VPPs by Dec 31st to get SN.
live poker
genjix, Nov 29 2009
Yesterday I went and played live poker at my local casinos. The regfish all hate me eventhough I try to act friendly to them... Guess they see me as some young lucky punk.
Anyway I managed to turn £100 into £550- mainly cos of stacking the most rude tilted reg twice with trips. When a guy comes to the table asking if everyone wants to play PLO... I'm the only person to refuse but ask to up the blinds to £1/2
Everyone says no but this old man says we can play HU and I agree. I'm not worried about losing the money as I can but I know HU is swingy and volatile so whatever I took the risk and busted vs him cos I ran like shit.
Just looking for comments on this hand:
Just started vs a passive old man. Likes to call a lot and not fold to small bets but doesn't show agression unless he has the nuts. I'd 3bet twice before and have a bluffy image (from showing weak hands when he folds). He folds to bets on scary boards a lot (like 4 to flush). He doesn't bluff ever IMO tho.
£1/2
£500 relative stacks
KK
SB -> £7
BB-> 28
SB calls 21
I've seen him limping in the ring game with small PP so I assume he must have a good pair or hi cards to be raising and then calling a 3bet.
flop: 872r
BB bets 20
SB raises 40
BB raises 100
SB calls 60
I misread pot size bcos chips were hidden under the notes so I thought I bet half pot. After he minraises cos we're deep I decide to 3bet to get value from JJ+ and make hand easier to play.
pot: 260
turn: Q
BB checks
SB bets 100
BB calls 100
After he instantly calls and seems very happy with his hand, I'm scared of a set. So I check and when he bets I think I'm beat but the pot odds are attractive.
pot: 460
river: x (blank)
BB checks
SB bets 100
BB calls 100
Pot odds...
660
SB has 88 (set)
Stars->NoIQ 200eur or less
genjix, Nov 22 2009
Looking for transfers
busted my 66 eur there already.
wah
genjix, Nov 22 2009
was spewing to a guy then I understood how to exploit him and started crushing him. Was up off him and on the way to taking all his money, then
(I now I should shove flop now since I was told)
Submitted by : genjix
Game # 1458138748 - Texas Hold'em No Limit EUR 0.05/0.10 - Table "Velkua"
Players(max 2):
genjix (EUR 24.29 in seat 1)
TheManiac2 (EUR 30.56 in seat 2)
Dealer: genjix
Big Blind: TheManiac2 (0.10)
Small Blind: genjix (0.05)
Holecards(Odds)
genjix was dealt:
genjix Raise (0.25)
TheManiac2 Raise (0.90)
genjix Raise (1.70)
TheManiac2 Call (1.00)
Flop(Odds) (Pot : $4.00)
TheManiac2 Check
genjix Bet (3.00)
TheManiac2 Raise (10.50)
genjix Call (7.50)
Turn(Odds) (Pot : $25.00)
TheManiac2 All-In (18.06)
genjix All-In (11.79)
TheManiac2 Payback (6.27)
River (Pot : $48.58)
Showdown TheManiac2 shows: (a straight, Eight high)
genjix shows: (three of a kind, Sixes)
TheManiac2 wins: EUR 47.83 (with a straight, Eight high)
Rake: EUR 0.75
Game ended 2009-11-22 19:22:33 GMT
then he insta quits. sad
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