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Quitting Smoking
  collegesucks, Nov 02 2011

Fuck. It's been +48 hours, just had the best steak and wine dinner of life.

Srsly going to go kill myself.

Need moral support, LP

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Free HoN Account
  collegesucks, Apr 22 2011

I'm really quitting the game this time. I have to get into grad school, finish additional levels in my CFA exams, and spend more time with the people I love in RL. After repeated failures, I figured that the best way to quit was to give away my paid account for free to someone on LP.

I have 2 conditions:

1. I'd like to give it away to someone who's not completely new to HoN/DoTA, because this game has an insane learning curve and some of you may become too disgusted to continue playing.
2. I don't want to give it away to someone who's completely random to me.

Additionally, I don't mind giving away this account to someone who's already playing HoN because I've immensely enjoyed playing with all of you from LP, and I think a lot of you wouldn't mind having a second account to screw around with.

There's a name change option that I've purchased with in-game coins, so you can change the account name to whatever you desire once you've won the account from me.

Leave a comment in this blog and I'll pick out the names I recognize, assign numbers to your name and do a random roll during a final log-in to the HoN client for the winner, to whom I will PM the account information.

Peace out noobs

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  collegesucks, Mar 18 2011

idk what the logic behind this deal is, but i found it from and snapcalled because it was being sold through newegg.

so basically, the original price is 59.99, newegg takes off 9.99 and then you get $10 off instantly when you log in and type in the promo code KAV3U10. after a $40 rebate, which MIGHT be a pain in the ass, you basically get your copy of Kaspersky 2011 and 3 user licenses for free.

you do have to go through a pre-registration step at the so make sure you read through the rebate instructions carefully so you don't get screwed.

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getting back into the swing of things
  collegesucks, Nov 30 2010

i've been away from online poker for the past 8 months because hon/cfa studies/managing the family store/hon/hon kept me from playing actively

i did go back to the tables at my local casino the past few weeks and i've done really well (10k first 2 weeks at 1/2 which is rly sick then down 3k ish at 2/5 lol)

i'm thinking about getting back to the online tables prob start out at 100nl and move my way back up

i have a cfa exam this saturday so wish me luck

gl everyone

ps. props to all the low stakes regs who've progressed tremendously during my absence (jolin, mnj, etc etc)

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Heroes of Newerth
  collegesucks, Mar 21 2010

ok i played this game for about a week straight with rare breaks in between. i have no exp whatsoever with dota so i started out with no stats games and then played some official games, randomed a hero every time to get a feel for the game, read the guides, watched games from honcast and basically... i'm sick and tired of feeding, failing, and having no clue whatsoever in general lol.

would anybody be willing to be my buddy and help a fellow lper get started properly? it's such a shame asking for this because i noticed an inordinate amount of hatred toward new players in this game. so much so that i myself have a ridiculously hard time not bashing on someone who seems worse than i am. but i mean.. lpers stick together, right?

ps. damn you bemannerpenner for sending me a beta key this shit is addicting

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oh noes
  collegesucks, Mar 05 2010

playing drunk is really hurting my progress.

it's so obv that proper brm is super super important, but even as i'm cognizant of that simple truth, the lack of properly using the skill continues to be my biggest leak.

also, having gambled a lot on a lot of different bets in my drunken spree, i've come to realize that losing a certain amount on a bet causes a level of agony that FAR surpasses the level of pleasure in winning that exact amount.

so yeah... since losing big hurts way more than what winning big could ever give you in terms of satisfaction, brm is life +ev.

fuck. i gotta grind live again.

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mochi ice cream
  collegesucks, Feb 28 2010


i just ordered like 10 boxes of these


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it's a celebration bitches
  collegesucks, Feb 25 2010

haha after getting scammed for 3k and several months of online poker hiatus, i played some nl25-nl100 these past couple of weeks on full tilt and now i'm finally breaking even on ptr! lol

if you look you'll see that i lost -1.3k (+1~1.5k in several tourneys) in cash games on april 18th 2009, the day that someone from Europe logged into my account and spewed off my money in the most retarded fashion:

Submitted by : collegesucks

FullTiltPoker Game #11759358076: Table Rand (edu, 6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:45:10 ET - 2009/04/19
Seat 1: waitamin08 ($690.45)
Seat 2: AmeXCetuRioN ($988.05)
Seat 3: Hero ($672.60)
Seat 4: TexasTexx ($915.10)
Seat 5: artel76 ($136.45)
Seat 6: URnotINdanger2 ($600)
TexasTexx posts the small blind of $3
artel76 posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #3

Dealt to HeroAc2s
URnotINdanger2 folds
waitamin08 folds
AmeXCetuRioN folds
Hero calls $6
TexasTexx raises to $18
artel76 raises to $60
Hero has 15 seconds left to act
Hero calls $54
TexasTexx raises to $102
artel76 raises to $136.45, and is all in
Hero calls $76.45
TexasTexx calls $34.45

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $409.35)

TexasTexx has 15 seconds left to act
TexasTexx bets $48
Hero raises to $536.15, and is all in
TexasTexx calls $488.15
Hero showsAc2s
TexasTexx showsKcKs
artel76 showsAhJh

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $1,481.65)


River (Pot : $1,481.65)

Hero shows Ace King high
TexasTexx shows three of a kind, Kings
TexasTexx wins the side pot ($1,072.30) with three of a kind, Kings
artel76 shows a pair of Jacks
TexasTexx wins the main pot ($406.35) with three of a kind, Kings

Duration 76s
Total pot $1,481.65 Main pot $409.35. Side pot $1,072.30. | Rake $3
Seat 1: waitamin08 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: AmeXCetuRioN didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Hero (button) showedAc2s and lost with Ace King high
Seat 4: TexasTexx (small blind) showedKcKs and won ($1,478.65) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 5: artel76 (big blind) showedAhJh and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 6: URnotINdanger2 didn't bet (folded)
i requested a hand history for the period when my account was stolen and this is what i dug up. suspicious?

things are hopefully picking up now haha.

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girls are so exhausting
  collegesucks, Feb 14 2010

wtf they're like walking sacs of tears

so much emotion to deal with, i can't even begin to comprehend it

happy valentines day haha

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1k cake for 1k stars or ftp
  collegesucks, Feb 06 2010


i'll send first in increments

my $1035 for your $1000

EDIT: DONE... TY Gadget

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