Finished playing poker for a year
ManofFire, Aug 01 2011
And all I have learned is that I suck at it.
Must be nice 2 be me.
Poker is killing my social life
ManofFire, May 24 2011
I don't really know how to explain it, but every time after a session I turn real quiet, and start mumbling instead of speaking loud + clear. It takes me like 6-7 hours to snap out of it and turn to the baller that I am, however due to the toll poker takes on me, I have lost many a girl friends.
)= Idk wut to do
Quit poker for two weeks and party like a maniac,
or play poker for two weeks and be a loser.
I can't do both!
I'VE TRIED!
What do you do when you don't know how to play
ManofFire, May 12 2011
a hand in a tournament?
Holy shit, this has never happened to me before in my over 1/2 million hands in poker:
Anyways I had a wrap in plo and some guy shoved all in with 4 people waiting to act after the shove (was in position.)
I called out of frustration with the logic being you can't win if you always fold, and if the other players fold (lol fuck me this is omaha) the dead money will be worth it.
Turns out 1 other person called with the same exact hand as I do and I have 20% equity for a tie. I don't cash even though I was 3 away from it and I'm just sitting there thinking I'm the biggest retard in the world.
Was wondering how you guys deal with being retards, or do you just fold when you get into uncomfortable spots w/e.?
Diamonds should be blue!!!
ManofFire, May 02 2011
Why are they never blue? Do casinos like it when I lose money because I think my diamonds are blue and consider all my red cards hearts?
I don't understand.
HU PLO makes me cringe so hard
ManofFire, Apr 08 2011
My god - I swear I can never win a coinflip...
I'm about 65 tournament BI lifetime under EV in this game and so far am only up like 15$ from playing this game +_+
The only good news is that on the other side of the spectrum I'm like 25 over EV for HE.
I must go dunk my head in my tears because whenever I try moving up with PLO I just get hit by the gayest nonsense in the world over and over again.
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