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So I've been playing Z Poker lately (the facebook play money poker if you are unfamiliar)

And all the sudden there are all these Indian farmers hitting me up constantly for chips, and sending me fake poorly written message in my inbox telling me to confirm my account before it gets suspended/banned.
So I start fucking with them, they have the most broken retarded engrish and they always say the same kind of shit and their logic is ridiculous sometimes. They are constantly railbirding me asking for chips to which I usually reply to show me their tittiestitties as payment.

Anyways, just like fucking with telemarketers on the phone I get a kick out of talking to them and hearing their responses etc. Here is one from today:

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March 15 at 2:32pm Report Dear, Mike. We have received reports from our automated system that you have been taking action or by accident that causes you have been reported by other users. http://privacy-policy/@zynga.inc.com. You are required to verify your account at: -------------------------------------------------------------------- http://verify-email-support-zynga-poker-game-network.tk/ -------------------------------------------------------------------- If within 1x12 hours you have not yet verified, your Техаѕ НоldЕm Роkег account will be permanently "BANNED". We apologize for the inconvenience. Thank you The Team Техаѕ НоldЕm Роkег

Mike: get out of here dumb short stack Mike: go find a shortstack table Murat is railbird Murat: mike pls pls pls send me 100k pls pls mike Murat: pls Murat: mike Murat: ok Murat: pls Murat: mike Murat: mike pls pls pls send me 100k pls mike for my limit Mike: stop spamming me and trying to scam me through my messages Murat: pls mike Mike: geta life Murat: pls send me mike pls send me 100k pls mike Murat: pls Murat: pls Murat: mike Murat: pls Murat: you my frend Murat: pls mike Murat: pls Mike: plz plz plz i beg for fake money cause im a poor indian peice of **** Mike: beg your mother for sex Murat: beg you mather for sex men Murat: i F U C K YOU MATHER men Mike: good men Mike: go beg her then Mike: men Mike: get a life indian trash Mike: dude this acce guy is so bad and lucky Onur just sat down Onur: haha Onur: f u ck mike hahaha Mike: sits down with 200k stack and lucks a few pots Onur: i see 50m Onur: u re poor Onur: 10m Onur: fu ck chips Mike: ? Onur: my other account Onur: 50m Mike: if u have 2 accounts thats illegal Mike: reported Onur: haha Onur: this report Onur: f u ck uuu Onur: hahaha Onur: 34 Onur: but yu re fold Onur: 6 These 2 railbirds just showed up at the same time Nirmala: hi Sajjad: hello Sajjad: Mike Mike: look at these indian scum begging for FAKE MONEY Mike: all day Mike: beg ur mmother for sex i told you Sajjad: who you saying 2 Sajjad: mike Mike: beg your mother for sex Mike: sex is also free Mike: and worthless Mike: go beg her for it Sajjad: you saying 2 me Fale: lol Sajjad: you mother Mike: yes 'you mother' beg her for it Sajjad: fcker i never asked you Mike: ASK YOUR MOTHER FOR SEX Sajjad: i fck ur mom Mike: SHE WILL GIVE Mike: U **** UR MOM YES Sajjad: ur sister Mike: you will have intimate relations with your mothers hairy snatch Sajjad: and u 2 Mike: lick the juices Mike: clean her rectum Mike: kiss her mouth Mike: birth your new children Mike: make them beg for poker chips Mike: as chores for the day Mike: like you Mike: and your father befor you Sajjad: fck ur mom Sajjad: y u stared Sajjad: i never asked u Sajjad: u motha fcker Sajjad: if i find u Mike: so bad Sajjad: that could b ur last day ov life Mike: im so scared indian scum Mike: go back to ur gutter Sajjad: you don,t know me Mike: stop using your money to play around in pc cafe Mike: and work for your money u dumb ass Mike: get a life Mike: or die Sajjad: i hav bussines in uk Sajjad: you fcker Sajjad: i fck ur sister Mike: yea u have a business lmao Sajjad: and will make her pro] Mike: what do u sell choes on the dirty corner? Mike: shoes Mike: stolen shoes Sajjad: ur sister puss y Mike: not even a full pair i bet Mike: half a pair of dirty old shoes u masturbate into every night Ted: oh ffs Sajjad: i had a really fun when i fcked ur younger sister Mike: so ur a dirty indian gutter ****phile? Mike: peedophile Mike: incest ur mom Mike: blow ur fathers load into your sister Mike: birth ur new army of chip beggers

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So last night I popped in the 'Cincinnati Kid' and fell asleep watching it about 70%.
So I decide to bring it to work and finish it in the downtime. I usually never do this.

After a few minutes, a customer walks in and notices I have a Dan Harrington book next to me. He says; "hey, is that a poker book?!", reaches his neck around to look at my screen; "You playing poker back there right now?" he asks. I tell him I'm defaultly watching C. Kid. He thinks that's awesome, and asks me which site I play on. I tell him Poker Stars, he exclaims that he does too. Next he asks me if I play for real money or play money. I tell of course I play for money. His wife then chimes in "oooh!" and he says "Wow, I only do play money".
Later as he leaves, he goes; "Too many flushes on stars huh?". Which had me confused as hell how to respond and was especially funny because I had checked my PT3 records the previous day and saw that the FullHouses, straights, flushes, trips, etc. were all in order.
lol donkey

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