feed from muhweli blog 2008-10-02T14:37:16+01:00 fc 1.7.2 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://muhweli.liquidpoker.net muhweli

Can an STD do this? [img]http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/Muhweli/poker/SeptSoFar.png[/img] I think imma get tested. This months tarted off nicely by me going to +$3.5k rather quickly during the first week after Thailand. After that I've been losing from 5 to 15 buy-ins per session, which has now forced me down to 100nl which didn't begin so well today either. Out of the last 4 sessions, 3 have been more than 10 buy-ins down, one being +2bi. And I had a two day break before trying to play 0.5/1 again. I think I'm on permanent tilt now and will never succeed in poker again. Too bad. On the bright side, maybe I can finish studies now since any idiot can read a fucking book. Sorry for the boring poker blog. 8-) Cheers! :beer:

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"The road to Hell is paved with good intentions... But if I die tonight, at least I can say I did what I wanted to do... Tell me, 'ow about you? This quote shalt lead me on to the more or less long awaited post which might not turn out to be what people expected it to be. I'm planning on writing a longer post about my last days in Thailand, perhaps several. I hope to make it as a reference to look back for myself too. That being said, not everything in this post will be exactly about the actions and events that took place there, but also a general view on things learned and realized during this period of enlightenment. This blog had it's haters and lovers through out the summer during the course of two months I was in Thailand. For me, it was a way to relieve stress and convey just how awesome place that country really is. For most people, the world is a serious place with a strict moral code to follow and I'm sure we all agree that some of these codes are really meant to be followed, but then again, some of them root to the dark middle ages when majority of people still believed in an invisible man watching you masturbate. Today is different. We have realized that having some regulation to what we are allowed or not allowed to do, mostly relating to what we can or cannot do to other people, is necessary - the rest is just dumb. Quoting my (and many other people's) favourite character, The Joker: "Why so serious?!" will lead me into what I learned in Thailand. I learned that a) life is meant for living and b) living is having fun and c) having fun is fun. Thinking about what other people think will only hold you back and prevent you from doing the things or people you want to do. In 20 years, you might still remember the things you done, wishing you did them instead of having done them and remembering how fun it was. That might include things like doing and/or kicking out a crazy cocaine girl who lied just about everything except the fact that she was on ecstacy (illustrated on the right) and who in fact came from a club where she was in the gear illustrated in the picture. While this is only an example of the things I'm talking about, I'm sure it'll be a lot more fun to remember that afterwards than going to see a nice park in central Asia. Some nice views from Phuket So in short, the moment you stop giving a fuck, that's the moment you start living. A lot of the people here, that way of life is available through poker. To some it isn't. Having obligations, such as work or school can be frustrating when you've seen how life could actually be. Which brings me to another subject, girls. I'm not lying too much if I say that they were both crucial and essential step in this road to enlightenment. Co-incidentally, the less you care, the more they seem to care. All the girls also want the same thing and I'm sure this is pretty universal, the girls in Thailand are just more aggressive to show it and obviously some also have a financial agenda fueling their lust for the Farang flesh. Over-thinking is one of the biggest problem people have these days. Thinking things through can be a perk in occasion, but too much thinking will only result in major case of time wastage. For those who have read "The Game", they introduce a "three second rule" which is great if you're even half serious about trying to have fun. It states that the marginal on moving in after making an eye contact with a girl is three seconds. After that it'll either become weird or you'll start over-thinking. I think it's a great rule for life too. It can be hard to do at first (I'm a chronic over-thinker so I know), but this is something everyone should try! And not just with girls, but with everything. Poker players should know that: "When you think long, you think wrong!" And since we're at the topic of time, I'd like to address an observation I made about the conception of time to Thai girl. I'd also be interested in any statistics or observation of non-Asian girls and whether this applies to them too. So here's my hypothesis: "When a girl says that an action she'll take that does not involve you will take time [b]t[/b], the time spent on that action will be no less than [b]3 * t[/b] with the average of [b]3.4 * t[/b]." So basically when a girl says she'll go pick up her dry cleaning and will be back in 10 minutes, it'll be at least 30 minutes and probably 34 minutes. This applies to all the time frames they give where you aren't directly involved in (because you could actually affect it then). Are the multiplier's accurate for girls of other nationalities as well? There's one particular thread in the Liquid Poker forums that tilts the living hell out of me because the topic in question is exactly the opposite of what I'm trying to convey here. That thread is obviously the infamous [url=http://www.liquidpoker.net/poker-forum/410813/Looks_or_Game_.html]Looks or Game?[/url] thread, started by LP.net's own Floofy. It's also the largest thread in Liquid Poker which is ironic considering how vague it all is. If you can get a 200 page thread going, it is my hypothesis that you have passed the 3 second interval and should reboot and restart and rinse and repeat as many times as it takes. [i]"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just DO things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemeres. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. " ~The Joker from The Dark Knight~[/i] Here's a picture of me groping two guys!! Left one is really hot for a guy, imo. 8-) So stop obsessing about what other people think of you and start doing things YOU want to do! If you're blessed with the talent to playing cards, use it, capitalize it, have fun! There's plenty of time to be serious when you're old!! And for those who aren't in a serious relationship, I really recommend trying all this stuff out - girl and lifewise! You don't want to wonder in 20 years how it would feel to boink a broad up the pooper just because your wife won't let you! Cheers! :beer: [i]"You were a schemer. You had plans. Look where it got you."[/i]

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[img]http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/Muhweli/Thailand/Fey4.jpg[/img] Only took me ~2 months. She had her lips done btw. Shipping to Finland tomorrow morning. Schedule for later today: Wild crazy monkeysex on any orifice of the apartment. Sorry for short update, a lot has happened and I think I'll write a friggin' novel out of all that and post it in many parts (Since I'll be ridiculously bored in the Airports and Finland anyway). Ship khap! :beer: