feed from steinbacher blog 2008-10-04T13:35:40+01:00 text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 steinbacher http://steinbacher.liquidpoker.net So i showed up late to event 2, its a $1500 freezeout.. right now they calculated around 850K for first place.. and i have no idea how many entries.. anyway i showed up late and looked for my seat, and someone is in it.. and im like uhhh... how do u fuck that up?? The guy sitting in my seat was supposed to be at table #10 and he was at #15 for some reason... anyway i sit down and across from me at the table is Carlos Mortensen, i noticed he was raising alot and started to build up a big chip stack.. At the first break i called peachy and got some background on carlos and then started playing back at him a bunch, i had already doubled up with a set so i was at like 5ish thousand chips with blinds 75/150.. anyway i started playing back at carlos and raping/coolering the shit outa him, b4 2 long i had all his chips and was sitting around 20K very early on.. then i got fuckin doom switched cuz jon pham? i duno how to spell his name.. anyway he is a veit live pro and i gotta say his style mixed with his post flop play and table talk... is rly hard to combat.. also he droped in the table and insta stacked off like 3 or 4 ppl.. Jon sat with around 15K in chips, and it quickly grew to around 30K or more.. then him and i got in a huge hand, he is sitting directly to my right.. were both in late position, he raises 4bbs, i repop to 12bbs blinds fold, he stalls, and flats, board is 10 4 2 rainbow, jon bets like 10bbs or something, very small.. i reraise him up, and commit my self.. he goes into the bank for lke 5 mins... im tired of fucking trying to not give off tells... ( which i think is the only reason carlos was still there, he picked off some of my tells and was able to fold ) anyway i have to call the clock on jon , he floor gets over and ends up counting it all the way down and deads his hand.. i pick up that pot with QQ, and he keeps asking me weather i had AA KK or AK or maybe JJ, so after 4 hours of that i pretty much figure i got him to fold QQ.. its very rare and all but it all def makes sence.. anyway he kept running over the table and i kept getting shorter... i kinda gotta go off to day2, but im at like 16.4K with 500/1000 blinds and 100 ante.. im not doing so well but the cash bubble breaks very soon and hopefully i can do some damage.. and i wont have to deal with the tourny chip leader to my right.. anyway im off, gl to everyone else thats in it! text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 steinbacher http://steinbacher.liquidpoker.net This morning Clay and Alex woke up at around 8:30 and started to pack up, I wasnt really able to sleep at all so i had about 2-3 hours of sleep. I woke up with them and helped them take everythin to the car, after that i got back to the room and had to check out in about 1 hour. My flight was at 11:30pm so i would have to check out at noon and blow around 10 hours in Vegas, instead i ordered the room for an extra day even though i was only going to be there for a few hours, kinda sucked but i didnt wanna walk around on the strip when its 105F and im tired. So i got the room, went to sleep, woke up at around 8, watched alpha dog and packed. At around 9:45 i was sitting in the room all alone with 1 carona and 1/3 of a bottle of Captain Morgans. After making a huge ass outa my self at lyrics a few days ago i wasnt sure if i should really drink in public again, but i figured fuck it, at least no one will take pictures at the airport. So i drank all of both, after not eating in the last 20sum hours, it did the trick, i got on the phone and b4 i knew it , it was 10:15, so i packed the rest of my shit, went to grab a taxi. I stopped to get some cigarettes but they were about 7.50 a pack so i said fuck it, i jumped in a taxi, asked if he smoked, he said yes, so i told him id double the tip if i could smoke in his taxi. I dont actually smoke but when im drunk i just love 2. So it was about a 30 dollar taxi ride to the airport, i got checked in, the guy at the desk said i was within 5 minutes of them selling my seat LOL.. so i asked if i needed to run to the security, he said no, so i just gingerly walked.. I found a cigar shop and of course when im drunk im a degen so i bought a 35$ cigar (i think the only baller thing i got the whole trip, if u can call it baller). After that i didnt want my buzz to die so i hit up Starbucks to get a quad shot small white chocolate mocha.. i chatted a bit with the dude and he says "come pick it up over here" and im like "ok.. der der der , Oh! Wait i didnt pay u" hes like "nah man its cool" I literally drop my bags, throw my antlers up and give him my best jonny cosmo "SO SICK" impression.. he didnt understand but i was laughing my ass off, so for some reason i got a 7$ coffee for free. After that i got on the plane, and with how bad my last flight was i was already scared shitless, i sat down and someone with a baby sat to my left, and someone with a baby sat to my right.. so im like sweet!! I love babies and i figured they would keep me calm and distracted with the whole maybe dieing fear. So im chillin between 2 babies and the lady asks me if i would move seats, because if we do crash there wont be enough oxygen masks, so i say ok.. were rollin down the isle and we get to the seat right next to the emergency exit, she says "is this seat OK? Will you be able to handle the responsibility" at this point my breath reeked of hard A and i didnt think i looked sober, so i look at her and say " well to be honest im pretty hammered" like 8 people chuckle and then shes like "well can you handle it?" and i say "look if were crashin, i will for sure pull the lever, i guarantee that" and didnt wanna tell her that if someone gave me 5:1 i might pull it anyway. So we got seated, and they had a 3rd party luggage system or something and it took 1 hour to get our bags on the plane, so i had sat for about an hour, and my buzz was gone, and i got to chattin with the girl next to me. Very hot, super nice, lived like 1 town over. Bad Beat is, she just got engaged like 20 hours ago, so i got fucked outa that one.. The dudes over the isle from us looked like poker players, and one of them had a huge donk wsop hat on, so i asked if they were in a few events and they said they playd the 1500 dollar events, they told me a few hands and i didnt really wanna talk to um afterwards, they were HUGE dead money donks. And they just sat and lied about alot of shit to the girl next to me about poker and how huge of winners they were and stuff.. when they were complete unknowns.. This kid actually told me he playd 100/200nl and i was like "ohh, nice." So i wispered to the girl next to me that there completely full of shit and any real poker play would love to have them at a table. She said "yea i kinda figured he was lieing after he said he raised roosters for cock fights" im like "yea i dont think its to common in portland." After a while the kid over the isle breaks out his mini pos laptop (the HUUGEEE baller he is) and i pulled out mine to try and find something to do, he starts playin hearts, and i ask the girl next to me what hes play, she says "its called hearts, im great at that game" I insta ask the kid across the isle if he wants to play vs her in hearts, 3 hands, person with the lowest score wins. He asks how much, we decidied 20 a game, i only had 110 on me so i didnt realy wanna play 100 a game. I ask the girl if shes cool with playin vs him, shes like fuck yea lets smoke these kids(not literally, but girl version of that). So she gets a perfect game first round, 0 points outa 3 hands. He gets like a 7, so he asks for double or nothin, i call. We play next game, she gets about a 4 and he gets 6. So he says, alright im done, and im like "wait u and ur boy just took down 30K or something and u dont wanna play 1 more?" hes like "oh ok 1 more." I already shipped the girl 20 outa 40 profits, so shes happy about it. She fucked up with the Qs and i guess u get like 26 points or something for it, and she also got some points so she ended up with like 30 points or something and is like "sry i think were gonna lose" and then this kid let some opponent get perfect game vs him so he got like 40 points, so i give um a cosmo "so sick!" and take my winnings. They claim that i hustled them by sitting im my original seat and purposely sat next to her and screwed um, joking but still really funny shit. After that we landed, and i got home. GG vegas, i think im down around, all my dignity and about 1K. pics (sry only 2, my camera sux) ----- my semi baller cigar [img]http://intrenetix.net/milkman/vegas/cigar.jpg[/img] my lighter they stole from me at the airport, they let me fly to vegas with it but refused to let me take it.. Ive had this lighter for a year and a half, and its gone everywhere with me.. sucked i couldnt mail it home either because i would have missed my flight. [img]http://intrenetix.net/milkman/vegas/lighter.jpg[/img] text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 steinbacher http://steinbacher.liquidpoker.net so myth just happens to tell me that i type like i talk... and i talk like im a fucking retard. EDIT: After we got back to the hotel room last night i wrote all of this, and i literally couldnt even see straight. I am going to go over and edit it a little so someone can actually figure out what i wsa trying to say. Im a;so just gonna write about dinner because cosmo is dealing with last nights blog.. i think. We went out to dinner tonight, and to start off we couldnt get valet parking so we were a bit late, i think khan was about to eat the waitress..anyway we showed up and it was me, mez, iamalex, myth, ket, tj betham, khan, rikd, twisted eco (who was a balla all night no shit) a dude named luke who was at the gayloard 2 nights ago, and i think that was everyone. After a few minutes, our table is set but rek and elky and reks bro werent there yet, so we started off by ordering drinks.I was stoaked because we didnt get carded or anything so me clay and alex could drink, alex had a bad head ache so he didnt drank, but obv i dide.. so we get drinks and shit untill rek, reks brother, and elky, showed ... after that the girl just offered us a family style like every fuckin expensive thing on the menu plus more bottles of everything, we snap call not giving a shit.. (i got drunk b4 i even went to dinner and i dont eat sea food) so anyway everone was orderin mega sick hella mad foods for epcolipse exposure (lol k im not editing that out but wtf is epcolipse exposure). later that night its about 11:55 and rek pulls the waitress aside and says "we need more cooked stuff, and 5 more bottles of this" as he points to the beer, im thinking(wow this motha fucka from korea knows its last call b4 me in my own country) so we get about 5 more pints for the table and i challenge anyone to a chug, 1 pint per person, out of the bottle first person to finish wins, i said for 2 buyins(50$) but elky would only take 100$ so i got mez to back me for 50, so it was about 11:55 at this point so we could scream or do w/e the we want at this point, anyway, i think i beat elky by a few drinks, people said it was almost a half a pint but there is no way that is possible, i think i beat him by about 2 glasses max... anyway he is a sick gabooooler and he insta shipped which was nice baller stylel, so after that i kept drinkin and stated up the credit card roulette (mez spelled it) it was silly nice except eco lost it and hes literally like 6 losses 7 games total... i cashed out so i felt bad but i hella payd up my end of the bill.. anyways after that we ended up at lyrics place, and i think cosmo will post up the rest.