feed from thetrees blog 2008-10-02T06:09:29+01:00 text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 thetrees http://thetrees.liquidpoker.net just finished another down session at 50NL on UB ($300). This isn't poker......25NL has 10000x better players than 50NL. Don't know what to fucking do anymore. These players are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking bad. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 thetrees http://thetrees.liquidpoker.net First i want to apologize for not talking to my friends on MSN. I've been insanely busy. This is move in week for my apartment and everyone goes crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Well this year sucks compared to last but it still hasn't stopped my friends and I from getting fucked up. Last night i stayed up until 7 am doing god knows what. Which is suprising because the entire summer i'd wake up at 7am +_+. Tropical storm fay is currently moving through and I feel like i'm in the fucking amazon. Won't stop fucking raining. Hmmm...other news: full week of boxing lessons for the first time in like 2 weeks. Sadly i'm not up to par with where I think I should be so i'm slightly upset with myself about that. I've been doing a lot of thinking and i'm going to tell my coach that I want to take boxing as fun (but still put in the same hard work) and not competitive so that I don't get pissed at myself for fucking up. Jiu Jitsu lessons w/ a purple belt (soon brown) starts sunday. I can't fucking wait. When I started boxing my entire intentions was to jump into Jiu Jitsu and now that I love boxing i'll stick with both (lessons 6/7 days). various other shit: -neighbors are cool as fuck -two new roommates are awesome...one always wants to party and I think the other will be the same -poker supports my beer habit -subway is the shit -tloapc is destroying that prop bet (thank god he let me back out before he started the prop bet...I had a feeling he would do it) -haven't gained any weight -natty light contains 3.5 grams of protein -I got criticized for never hearing of a 30 rack. Fuck you northerners. So now to poker... [img]http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1938/823pu5.jpg[/img] [url=http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/510243]http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/510243[/url] QJs: fine mother fucker you can have it...I'd say AJ 90% and flush 10%. AQo: KK ftw...obviously. But ill let you have this pot as I took over $40 just from you earlier and completely skullfuck you like i always do you shitty reg that always tries to 3bet me. QQ: why can't I hit my combo draws? :( AA: yay limping w/ 98s from UTG is awesome. I told myself I was gonna fold to a 3bet on that flop but i felt like putting the moniesssss in vs donks So my first day of playing poker in what 4 days? Went alright and now I can do an assortment of things for the night: find a party, drink with friends (or with them at a party), or go hang out with a high school buddy and smoke weed/drink beer/play some h3. I'm leaning towards the h3 as i've been drinking for 3 days straight now. various music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0lcB1QozUQ listen to the entire song I promise its fucking amazing. Amazing weed/fucked up song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEKC5pyOKFU if you haven't heard this band I suggest downloading everything they've made. Such a unique sound and the word amazing to describe them would be an understatement. Great poker music... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-xIulyVsG8 obv my hero...bobby dylan babe of the day: [img]http://gorillamask.net/images/content/2008/8/nO8HO8-1219063493.jpg[/img] k ima go get fucked up...have a good one guys. -Bishop text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 thetrees http://thetrees.liquidpoker.net so I play like a nit again and get absolutely raped. These players are so bad...there's like 3 good regs and 239842948294 terrible fucking players that'll chase every fucking card/call everything and hit fucking everything. Yes i'm frustrated. I've dumped over 1k at 50NL now...which is awesome. Anyways here are the stellar losses from today: http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/507160 KK: this is like the second time this guy has turned a set. FML x10 JJ: Thanks, stim. A7s: obv he has set. I need to start always folding to his flop raises. JJ: in hindsight i should have 3bet squeezed PF. but on that flop i'm going broke vs. unknown opponent AA: look mommy..it's another fucking donkey AQo: really don't like my play here. Should have 3bet flop or folded. But these donks on UB will play any A :(. QQ: oh...KK? that's cool. AA: I enjoy runner runner flush suckouts, too. Why don't they happen for me? KJo: standard TT: some backround: he's THE MOST ANNOYING SHORT STACKER EVER. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HE ALWAYS HITS VS. ME AND IF HE DOESNT HE STILL GETS IT IN AND ALWAYS FUCKING SUCKS OUT. Fuck my life x1000000000000. I hope he dies. K7s: yayayayayaya let's call fucking everything. End of hand he said he had nothing. WHICH IS PROBABLY TRUE BECAUSE DONKS LOVE SHOVING WITH ALMOST 0 FOLD EQUITY. ODDLY ENOUGH ITS THE ONE TIME I DONT HAVE A HAND. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. KTs: yes, i'm a donk. I'll flop a set vs. you and take all your money. AA: HAHAHAH I NEVER HIT ON THOSE FDs. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK QQ: it's so much FUCKING FUN TO SHOVE WITH A GUTSHOT. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR OPPONENT JUST BET 1/3RD OF YOUR STACK AND YOU HAVE ALMOST NO FUCCKING CHANCE TO WIN. AJo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP FUCKING MIN BETTING. I SWEAR TO GOD I GOT MINBET AT LEAST 500 TIMES TODAY. SADLY THEYLL ALWAYS CALL A RE-RAISE. SO I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. AKo: FUCKING DONK LOSES ALL HIS MONEY AND PICKS UP QQ NEXT HAND? OF COURSE I DONT HIT. #e24124312351511435415 QQ: YUP DONK HAS ACES. WHAT A FUCKING SUPRISE TT: thats fucking awesome AKs: OH YOU JUST DONKED AWAY $50 THE LAST HAND WITH MIDDLE PAIR. LETS PICK UP A HAND AFTER AGAINST FUZZY AND DECIDE TO SHOVE. FUCK YOU ULTIMATE BET. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU. yes. i desperately want to hurt someone right now. BACK TO MOTHER FUCKING 25NL FOR ME. [img]http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/4445/818cz0.jpg[/img] My head hurts. But if you've read all of this then you deserve a song. And my mood dictates the song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mCoOlUjhlc AND YES GKING2008 IF YOU LIVED IN TALLAHASSE ID GLADLY BLOW UP YOUR DWELLING ETA: i forgot pictures of the chick I want to marry [img]http://www.coedmagazine.com/wp-content/fgallery/nastia-luikin-1/2759608975_7c57f8596c.jpg[/img] god you are so hot and you just got sucked out by the olympic judges. some spank bank photos: [img]http://gorillamask.net/images/content/2008/8/HmNplL-1218989110.jpg[/img] [img]http://gorillamask.net/images/content/2008/8/nJloEC-1218989251.jpg[/img] [img]http://gorillamask.net/images/content/2008/8/yoZoFS-1218989193.jpg[/img] -Bishop