how much of a daredevil are u

I d be interested

a)
Ure in a magical room with a magical door behind u. 4 meters in front of u is a snake that might be deadly poisonous.
1meter next to the snake there is 10Kg real Gold $ + an autograph of Jessica Alba with her real phone number on it !
However if u walk through the door behind u the snake will eat the Jessica alba autograph + the Gold ( probably. dont really know since ure not in teh room anymore)


How low must the percentage of the snake being a deadly one be that u actually rush for the Jessica Alba phone number ?

B)

u play with ure super villian HU poker for 5 hours and it gets
400BB deep.
After the grueling 5 hours of play u make it to 3bb he make sit to 10 u raise to 27bb he shoves over and the pot will become 800BB if u call.
U have AKs

He types in chat -> ooops miscklick

-> snapcall ?

Plz consider wisley

Both depends.

A) Ez ship if I'm in a downswing, probably not a ship if not. If it had been like 3 times as much gold or be implied that I'd be in the papers for doing it all and then doing JA. However, I'm not sure if it's a good enough chance of actually fucking said girl for it to be +ev. Also, depending on size of snake and what kind of shoes, clothes and environment I'm in it could be that I'd go with a pretty high %. Swedish snakes aren't very poisonous buy my fear of snakes kind of took a turn for the better when I, ehh, heard that it's pretty easy to kill them with rocks, sticks etc.

However, if it was implied that I wasn't guaranteed to get to stick my thing in JA I'd say I'd do it if it's 5% or lower if I have no reasonable means of owning that snake. A snake that can eat 10kg gold sounds pretty scary :/

B) Read dependant but mostly I'd fold, if I play someone for 5 hours he sucks to much for me to flip vs his range for 800bb unless I know he ships wide. Chat makes me more inclined to fold.

Overall I think I might be a bit on the timid side with this.

A) i go steve Irwin on the snake grab eveerything GG

B) i dont play HU

A) this isn't about being a daredevil it's about priorities and how much u value shit. Who the fuck gives a shit about some girl's phone number that u don't even know even if she's hot... so i think u need to give more specifics. Also obv guys like floofy would value this much more. Personally fuck the number, how much is 10Kg's gold worth? Even if it was enough to retire uber rich on, i don't think i'd risk my life if i deemed there was a 20% chance of death. Age and financial status play a huge role in preferences, this has nothign to do with being daredevil

B) he obv has AA, ez fold.... the fact that he says opps misclick is even more likely for him to have AA. Calling here wouldn't be daredevil, it'd just be stupid

On December 22 2008 06:08 Steal City wrote: A) this isn't about being a daredevil it's about priorities and how much u value shit. Who the fuck gives a shit about some girl's phone number that u don't even know even if she's hot... so i think u need to give more specifics. Also obv guys like floofy would value this much more. Personally fuck the number, how much is 10Kg's gold worth? Even if it was enough to retire uber rich on, i don't think i'd risk my life if i deemed there was a 20% chance of death. Age and financial status play a huge role in preferences, this has nothign to do with being daredevil B) he obv has AA, ez fold.... the fact that he says opps misclick is even more likely for him to have AA. Calling here wouldn't be daredevil, it'd just be stupid

@ steal i guess u dont understand the question.

If the snake has 20% chance of being deadly then ofc it would be insanely stupid to go for 10KG Gold ( worth 300K ?) and Jessica Alba phone number.
Thats why i asked , how low must it be for u to actually go for it.

On December 22 2008 06:22 PplusAD wrote: @ steal i guess u dont understand the question. If the snake has 20% chance of being deadly then ofc it would be insanely stupid to go for 10KG Gold ( worth 300K ?) and Jessica Alba phone number. Thats why i asked , how low must it be for u to actually go for it.

@ PplusAD, i guess u don't get it

I'd have to check my finances
For 300K literally there'd have to be less than 2% chance of death at least without thinking about it i'd say. But if I was dirty fucking poor, ofc i'd think differently. If you're asking someone who's already a multi millionaire, they'd probably not even do it for 1/1000 chance of death

if I was in that room there could be any percent chance the snake is poisonous and I'd sit there until I figured out a way to subdue it or otherwise avoid getting bit so I could get the gold, first guess I'm probably throwing my jacket/shirt/whatever over it and stomping the shit out of it

STOMP!

fuck dat snake up yo

this thread is now the official "How would u fuck up a snake" thread

it doesnt take 5 hrs to get 4bi deep
if it does then this isnt a villain I'm calling all in with AK for 4 buyins

Snake fucking strat - By Dusty

A snake is fast and evil. Also ugly so you might be distracted. They're also fucking stupid and havn't figured out that people can throw shit because normal snake fuckers (birds and fuzzy animals with bad temper) doesn't throw shit at them. First of all you need to create distance. Snakes has sick ground game and are slippery so not even Fedor would fuck them up that way I think. Next step is to find a stick or stone of decent size, throwable but still heavy enough to do some damage. You can also throw feminists, but since snakes doesn't understand wtf they're saying they won't die instantly. So stones are better.

Don't be a hero and aim for the head, unless you've only got one stone. The safe way is to throw a shitload of stones against whatever part of the snake is easiest to hit. And then when he looks somewhat fucked up you can aim for more important parts since it won't move fast or anything. Or hit it with the stick, don't stab though cause that's much harder. Blunt force are the way to go. If you deem it somewhat dead or at least in mobile you can carefully trap it with the stick so that it can't move it's head and then but a heavy ass boot on it's head until it cracks.

a) i d go for any % and after i get bit and kill it i ll summon Jessica Alba to suck the poison out
b) if its in betfair i snapcall coz i ll be behind and suckout which is standart

does going for the gold mean you get bitten by the snake 100% of the time and there just a chance that the bite wont be deadly?

in that case, i walk away. if its 1% deadly i walk...

If its just a super deadly snake lying there i will not "rush for it", i will slowly walk past it and take the gold...
if its super aggressive i try to distract it by throwing shoes or what ever
then slowly walk past it...

wow this is one retarded topic

a) like 1 or 2 percent max
b) i fold

when someone misclicks they DONT want u to call so why the fuck would he tell u.

1) if you really wnat jessica's alba phone number i dont think its that hard to get
2) snap fold