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Mez's hand wins

Submitted by : whamm!

POKERSTARS GAME #20651781704: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/09/24 4:37:24 ET
Table 'Tilia' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: hornsmill ($170.90 in chips)
Seat 3: Bluesman ($99 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero ($138 in chips)
Seat 6: zZzTILT ($51.80 in chips)
Seat 7: x.sebi.x ($107.85 in chips)
Seat 8: BLAABAR ($113.55 in chips)
Seat 9: le criquet ($34.35 in chips)
Bluesman: posts small blind $0.50
Hero : posts big blind $1
le criquet: posts small blind $0.50

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
zZzTILT: folds
x.sebi.x: folds
zZzTILT leaves the table
BLAABAR: folds
le criquet: folds
hornsmill: calls $1
Bluesman: calls $0.50
Hero : checks

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $3.50)

   
Bluesman: checks
Hero : bets $2.50
Iskender79 joins the table at seat #4
hornsmill: raises $2.50 to $5
Bluesman: folds
Hero : calls $2.50

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $13.50)

   
Hero : checks
hornsmill: bets $15
Hero : raises $30 to $45
hornsmill: calls $30

River (Pot : $103.50)

   
Hero : bets $87 and is all-in
hornsmill: calls $87
Sacrifice51 joins the table at seat #6

Showdown
Hero : shows (a flush, Jack high)
hornsmill: mucks hand
Hero collected $274.50 from pot

Summary
Total pot $277.50 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: hornsmill (button) mucked
Seat 3: Bluesman (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Hero (big blind) showed and won ($274.50) with a flush, Jack high
Seat 6: zZzTILT folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: x.sebi.x folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: BLAABAR folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: le criquet folded before Flop

On September 23 2008 21:01 CirCa wrote: Show nested quote + On September 23 2008 19:31 Feiticeira wrote:   On September 23 2008 19:23 CirCa wrote: bad beat hand ban. do you see the guys name?

still not funny
still ban

I'm just a NL100 player but here we go.
Submitted by : gororokgororok

okerStars Game #20608348025: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/09/22 14:12:01 ET
Table 'Hercules II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: duddyfun ($262.20 in chips)
Seat 2: gororok ($100 in chips)
Seat 3: Abefar1 ($49 in chips)
Seat 4: fluffybets ($54.75 in chips)
Seat 5: ortsejam ($100.50 in chips)
Seat 6: beta77 ($180.80 in chips)
duddyfun: posts small blind $0.50
gororok : posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to gororok
Abefar1: folds
fluffybets: folds
ortsejam: folds
beta77: folds
duddyfun: raises $3 to $4
gororok : calls $3

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $8.00)

   
duddyfun: checks
gororok : checks

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $8.00)

   
duddyfun: checks
gororok : bets $6
duddyfun: calls $6

River (Pot : $20.00)

   
duddyfun: bets $14
gororok : calls $14

Showdown
duddyfun: shows (a pair of Sixes)
gororok : shows (a pair of Sixes - King kicker)
gororok collected $45.65 from pot

Summary
Total pot $48 | Rake $2.35
Board  
Seat 1: duddyfun (small blind) showed and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 2: gororok (big blind) showed and won ($45.65) with a pair of Sixes
Seat 3: Abefar1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: fluffybets folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ortsejam folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: beta77 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Whamm and Circa, you are missing the point -.- Posting hands vs monsterfish is NOT what it's about, unless you make a crazy call/bluff or something else interesting.

Give me mod powers plz!

EDIT: on second look I guess they are soooort of on topic

Submitted by : rANDY

PokerStars Game #16172376807: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/03/22 - 17:45:03 (ET)
Table 'Briseis II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: SuperKaF ($32.55 in chips)
Seat 2: Maarten333 ($20.55 in chips)
Seat 3: PRO_rANDY ($156.75 in chips)
Seat 4: SunlightS ($108.95 in chips)
Seat 5: pokerace85 ($4.40 in chips)
Seat 6: ChrisThePro ($28.05 in chips)
SunlightS: posts small blind $0.10
pokerace85: posts big blind $0.25

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to PRO_rANDY
ChrisThePro: folds
SuperKaF: folds
Maarten333: folds
PRO_rANDY : raises $0.50 to $0.75
SunlightS: raises $5.50 to $6.25
pokerace85: folds
PRO_rANDY : calls $5.50

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $12.75)

   
SunlightS: bets $6.50
PRO_rANDY : raises $12.50 to $19
SunlightS: calls $12.50

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $50.75)

   
SunlightS: checks
PRO_rANDY : bets $37
SunlightS: raises $46.70 to $83.70 and is all-in
ChrisThePro said, "wow"
PRO_rANDY : calls $46.70

River (Pot : $218.15)

   

Showdown
SunlightS: shows (a pair of Nines)
PRO_rANDY : shows (two pair, Nines and Deuces)
PRO_rANDY collected $215.15 from pot
SunlightS said, "nice call"
ChrisThePro said, "omg"

Summary
Total pot $218.15 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: SuperKaF folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Maarten333 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: PRO_rANDY (button) showed and won ($215.15) with two pair, Nines and Deuces
Seat 4: SunlightS (small blind) showed and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 5: pokerace85 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: ChrisThePro folded before Flop (didn't bet)

LOL?

Vs sunlights I'd call there too.

Hi
I've been told this did not get enough love
maybe this hand will be cherished here in this thread
best regards
Submitted by : sOah

Full Tilt Poker Game #7964859214: Table Gurnet (deep hu) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:59:08 ET - 2008/09/06
Seat 1: cMeWinS ($1,301.50)
Seat 2: Hero ($3,345)
Hero posts the small blind of $3
cMeWinS posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #2

Holecards
Dealt to Hero
Hero raises to $12
cMeWinS raises to $54
Hero calls $42

Flop (Pot : $108.00)

   
cMeWinS bets $67
Hero calls $67

Turn (Pot : $242.00)

   
cMeWinS has 15 seconds left to act
cMeWinS checks
Hero checks

River (Pot : $242.00)

   
cMeWinS bets $180
Hero has 15 seconds left to act
Hero raises to $543
cMeWinS has 15 seconds left to act
cMeWinS has requested TIME
cMeWinS raises to $1,180.50, and is all in
Hero calls $637.50

Showdown
cMeWinS shows King Jack high
Hero shows Ace King high
Hero wins the pot ($2,602.50) with Ace King high
cMeWinS adds $300

Summary
Total pot $2,603 | Rake $0.50
Board:  
Seat 1: cMeWinS (big blind) showed and lost with King Jack high
Seat 2: Hero (small blind) showed and won ($2,602.50) with Ace King high

lol nh

I really wish that FTP had a way for the HH to note when the call takes less than half a second

outstanding call.

Im sakisaki and I aprove of that call.

Pretty damn sick

OMFG and you say you snapcalled it?????

def top3 sickest calls i've ever seen

On September 24 2008 12:35 sOah wrote: I really wish that FTP had a way for the HH to note when the call takes less than half a second

Siiiiiick hand
So was the river raise for the strict purpose to induce him to raise or did you raise as a bluff then call because you thought he was rebluffing?

ggplz and my dad were both 10cm from me and I was going through my basic thought process outloud - but yes I was raising to induce a shove

basically I was thinking that he calls the raise with 99% of things that have showdown value, most of which beat me, and 99% of the things he's shoving with are behind to me

ship it simon

Submitted by : T8Suited

PokerStars Game #12989701243: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/11/02 - 03:55:50 (ET)
Table 'Phaedra III' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: BluffnDrunk ($128.85 in chips)
Seat 2: BBQSquirrel ($114.35 in chips)
Seat 3: gravox1 ($32.40 in chips)
Seat 4: FeARFaCT ($100.55 in chips)
Seat 5: sofa604 ($101.80 in chips)
Seat 6: YA MAMMY ($49.55 in chips)
Seat 7: bigmick3 ($140.95 in chips)
Seat 8: renemp ($49 in chips)
Seat 9: okutai ($97.40 in chips)
renemp: posts small blind $0.50
okutai: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to BBQSquirrel
BluffnDrunk: folds
BBQSquirrel : raises $3 to $4
gravox1: folds
FeARFaCT: calls $4
sofa604: folds
YA MAMMY: folds
bigmick3: folds
renemp: folds
okutai: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $9.50)

   
BBQSquirrel : bets $7
FeARFaCT: raises $14 to $21
BBQSquirrel : calls $14

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $51.50)

   
BBQSquirrel : bets $89.35 and is all-in
FeARFaCT: calls $75.55 and is all-in

River (Pot : $202.60)

   

Showdown
BBQSquirrel : shows (a Royal Flush)
FeARFaCT: mucks hand
BBQSquirrel collected $199.60 from pot

Summary
Total pot $202.60 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: BluffnDrunk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: BBQSquirrel showed and won ($199.60) with a Royal Flush
Seat 3: gravox1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: FeARFaCT mucked
Seat 5: sofa604 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: YA MAMMY folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: bigmick3 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: renemp (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: okutai (big blind) folded before Flop

Soah, that is the most ridiculous hand I've ever seen in my life. Props.

Reminds me a hand, maybe someone can dig up... I think it's hallingol, he bets on the river with something like J2 on the AQT72 board as a bluff, and then his opponent shoves, and then hall decides that because villain didn't raise preflop, he couldn't have any of the hands he's representing (set, straight), so he must have air, and he calls with his pair of twos which is good.