Crazy hands-thread

I'm probably not the only one who finds looking at sick handhistories to be really fun, browsing through Pooruser's or straate's handhistories is always a good time.

So I felt like I should share another complete sicko who happens to post a ton of hands; crypto super lag Gulkines.

http://www.pokerhand.nu/user/gulkines

I'll post some of my favorites from the first few pages:
http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/16413 - I remember railing this when it was played.. I think goku is bluescouse or whatever his ID is, degen extraordinaire. Don't quote me on this tho!

http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/16417 - 5bet bluffshove preflop 300 bb deep? Yes plz.
http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/21244 - As above.

http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/21503 - Float, float, weee

http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/23099 - lovely overbet

http://www.pokerhand.nu/hand/20577 - Ooh snap!

There are obviously a ton more.

Also, these three hands posted by Pooruser are really sick, I don't know if there was a rail thread for this HU anywhere but I wish I could see more of their hands:
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/500817 - lol
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/500818 - lol x2
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/500836 - LOL x3

So, please share any cool hands like this you happen to have =]!

those pokerhand.nu links didnt work for me

it took a while but they work for me

work for me too
this isnt PoorUser playing tho right?

This is pretty sick: http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/234774
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/61632

no, not steve playing

Submitted by : [vital]Myth

Full Tilt Poker Game #7463814949: Table Orr (deep 6) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 8:21:47 ET - 2008/08/01
Seat 1: dbones6 ($1,419)
Seat 2: kletsmajoor ($1,985)
Seat 3: Varfor_inte ($2,874)
Seat 4: pimos ($1,015)
Seat 5: Hero ($1,950)
Seat 6: variance_LOOL ($2,982)
Hero posts the small blind of $5
variance_LOOL posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #4

Holecards
Dealt to Hero
dbones6 folds
kletsmajoor folds
Varfor_inte folds
pimos raises to $35
Hero raises to $115
variance_LOOL folds
pimos calls $80

Flop (Pot : $240.00)

   
Hero bets $10
pimos has 15 seconds left to act
pimos calls $10

Turn (Pot : $260.00)

   
Hero bets $10
pimos adds $110
pimos folds
Uncalled bet of $10 returned to Hero
Hero mucks
Hero wins the pot ($257)

Summary
Total pot $260 | Rake $3
Board:  
Seat 1: dbones6 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: kletsmajoor didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Varfor_inte didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: pimos (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 5: Hero (small blind) collected ($257), mucked
Seat 6: variance_LOOL (big blind) folded before the Flop

lmao

LOL, those 3 hands in the HU match that Pooruser posted are pretty funny.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=482641

this entire thread

Submitted by : Rekrul

PokerStars Game #12008195685: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/09/11 - 22:39:56 (ET)
Table 'Vela V' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Rekrul ($600 in chips)
Seat 2: r.santa ($485.95 in chips)
Seat 3: LChaney ($804.90 in chips)
Seat 4: CRAIGWESTWAY ($355.10 in chips)
Seat 5: chicagogolf ($792.85 in chips)
Seat 6: LK_Revolt ($676.05 in chips)
LK_Revolt: posts small blind $3
Rekrul : posts big blind $6

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Rekrul
r.santa: raises $6 to $12
LChaney: folds
CRAIGWESTWAY: calls $12
chicagogolf: calls $12
LK_Revolt: folds
Rekrul : calls $6

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $51.00)

   
Rekrul : checks
r.santa: bets $36
CRAIGWESTWAY: calls $36
chicagogolf: folds
Rekrul : raises $126 to $162
r.santa: folds
CRAIGWESTWAY: calls $126

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $411.00)

   
Rekrul : bets $426 and is all-in
CRAIGWESTWAY: calls $181.10 and is all-in

River (Pot : $773.20)

   

Showdown
Rekrul : shows (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
CRAIGWESTWAY: mucks hand
Rekrul collected $770.20 from pot

Summary
Total pot $773.20 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: Rekrul (big blind) showed and won ($770.20) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 2: r.santa folded on the Flop
Seat 3: LChaney folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: CRAIGWESTWAY mucked
Seat 5: chicagogolf (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: LK_Revolt (small blind) folded before Flop

Submitted by : Rekrul

PokerStars Game #13682292931: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2007/12/06 - 06:52:47 (ET)
Table 'Tanina' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 4: glennbr ($1444 in chips)
Seat 5: JayBizzle8 ($4000 in chips)
Seat 6: lucapc ($819 in chips)
Seat 7: TBomber ($647 in chips)
Seat 8: Rekrul ($2444 in chips)
Seat 9: Vaga_Lion ($2010 in chips)
Rekrul : posts small blind $10
Vaga_Lion: posts big blind $20
Kaspa233: sits out

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Rekrul
glennbr: calls $20
JayBizzle8: folds
lucapc: folds
TBomber: calls $20
Rekrul : calls $10
Vaga_Lion: checks

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $80.00)

   
Rekrul : bets $60
Vaga_Lion: folds
glennbr: raises $60 to $120
TBomber: calls $120
Rekrul : raises $580 to $700
glennbr: folds
TBomber: calls $507 and is all-in

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $1,454.00)

   
Goldenfaith joins the table at seat #2

River (Pot : $1,454.00)

   

Showdown
Rekrul : shows (a pair of Threes)
TBomber: mucks hand
Rekrul collected $1451 from pot

Summary
Total pot $1454 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 4: glennbr folded on the Flop
Seat 5: JayBizzle8 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: lucapc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: TBomber (button) mucked
Seat 8: Rekrul (small blind) showed and won ($1451) with a pair of Threes
Seat 9: Vaga_Lion (big blind) folded on the Flop

Submitted by : Rekrul

PokerStars Game #14807405236: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2008/01/25 - 06:19:45 (ET)
Table 'Galene' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: JJ Okocha ($1017 in chips)
Seat 2: Pechorin ($1000 in chips)
Seat 3: mister cc ($1373.75 in chips)
Seat 4: YAOMINGMING ($1199.25 in chips)
Seat 5: zombie7 ($1015 in chips)
Seat 6: f.t.d . ($273 in chips)
Seat 7: Rekrul ($2907.75 in chips)
Seat 8: Eott63 ($1438.75 in chips)
Seat 9: sergio122 ($589 in chips)
JJ Okocha: posts small blind $5
Pechorin: posts big blind $10

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Rekrul
mister cc: folds
YAOMINGMING: folds
zombie7: raises $70 to $80
f.t.d .: folds
Rekrul : calls $80
Eott63: folds
sergio122: folds
JJ Okocha: folds
Pechorin: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $175.00)

   
zombie7: bets $100
Rekrul : calls $100

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $375.00)

   
zombie7: bets $150
Rekrul : raises $2577.75 to $2727.75 and is all-in
zombie7: calls $685 and is all-in

River (Pot : $2,045.00)

   

Showdown
zombie7: shows (a pair of Fours)
Rekrul : shows (a pair of Fours - Ace kicker)
Rekrul collected $2042 from pot
zombie7 leaves the table

Summary
Total pot $2045 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: JJ Okocha (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Pechorin (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: mister cc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: YAOMINGMING folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: zombie7 showed and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 6: f.t.d . folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Rekrul showed and won ($2042) with a pair of Fours
Seat 8: Eott63 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: sergio122 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

LOL, that last hand is great, shoving for value apparantly there with AQo

Submitted by : PoorUser

PokerStars Game #8715043365: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2007/03/03 - 05:59:28 (ET)
Table 'Ingeborg' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: PoorUser ($8994 in chips)
Seat 4: route666 ($5000 in chips)
Seat 5: colson10 ($10447 in chips)
PoorUser: posts small blind $25
route666: posts big blind $50

Holecards
Dealt to PoorUser
colson10: raises $150 to $200
PoorUser: raises $450 to $650
route666: folds
colson10: calls $450

Flop (Pot : $1350)

   
PoorUser: bets $850
colson10: raises $1500 to $2350
PoorUser: calls $1500

Turn (Pot : $6050)

   
PoorUser: checks
colson10: bets $7447 and is all-in
PoorUser: calls $5994 and is all-in

River (Pot : $20944)

   

Showdown
PoorUser: shows (a pair of Nines)
colson10: mucks hand
PoorUser collected $18037 from pot

Summary
Total pot $18038 | Rake $1
Board  
Seat 1: PoorUser (small blind) showed and won ($18037) with a pair of Nines
Seat 4: route666 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: colson10 (button) mucked

Submitted by : PoorUser

PokerStars Game #5544419230: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2006/07/13 - 07:27:28 (ET)
Table 'Rutllant' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: D$onDaFLoP ($6266.50 in chips)
Seat 3: PoorUser ($2443.50 in chips)
PoorUser: posts small blind $10
D$onDaFLoP: posts big blind $20

Holecards
Dealt to PoorUser
PoorUser: raises $60 to $80
D$onDaFLoP: calls $60

Flop (Pot : $160)

   
PoorUser: bets $120
D$onDaFLoP: calls $120

Turn (Pot : $400)

   
PoorUser: bets $280
D$onDaFLoP: calls $280

River (Pot : $960)

   
PoorUser: checks
D$onDaFLoP: bets $900
PoorUser: calls $900

Showdown
D$onDaFLoP: shows (two pair, Eights and Sevens)
PoorUser: shows (two pair, Nines and Eights)
PoorUser collected $2759 from pot

Summary
Total pot $2760 | Rake $1
Board  
Seat 2: D$onDaFLoP (button) (big blind) showed and lost with two pair, Eights and Sevens
Seat 3: PoorUser (small blind) showed and won ($2759) with two pair, Nines and Eights

Submitted by : PoorUser

PokerStars Game #5233734866: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2006/06/12 - 17:20:47 (ET)
Table 'Delphinus III' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: asho ($840 in chips)
Seat 2: HoldumGod ($2257 in chips)
Seat 3: 1thekid ($2000 in chips)
Seat 4: PoorUser ($3765 in chips)
Seat 5: dont_bother0 ($3324.80 in chips)
Seat 6: Salmn ($1980 in chips)
Seat 7: Mrs21 ($710 in chips)
Seat 8: DuyTheMaster ($1770 in chips)
Seat 9: moussavi26 ($2327 in chips)
HoldumGod: posts small blind $10
1thekid: posts big blind $20

Holecards
Dealt to PoorUser
PoorUser: calls $20
dont_bother0: raises $100 to $120
Salmn: folds
Mrs21: folds
DuyTheMaster: calls $120
moussavi26: folds
asho: folds
HoldumGod: folds
1thekid: folds
PoorUser: calls $100

Flop (Pot : $390)

   
PoorUser: checks
dont_bother0: checks
DuyTheMaster: checks

Turn (Pot : $390)

   
PoorUser: bets $220
dont_bother0: calls $220
DuyTheMaster: folds

River (Pot : $830)

   
PoorUser: checks
dont_bother0: bets $580
PoorUser: calls $580

Showdown
dont_bother0: shows (high card Ace)
PoorUser: shows (a pair of Nines)
PoorUser collected $1987 from pot

Summary
Total pot $1990 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: asho (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: HoldumGod (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: 1thekid (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: PoorUser showed and won ($1987) with a pair of Nines
Seat 5: dont_bother0 showed and lost with high card Ace
Seat 6: Salmn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Mrs21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: DuyTheMaster folded on the Turn
Seat 9: moussavi26 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Wow those hands from PoorUser are absolutely sick, especially the first 2... I'm like how can you even consider calling that like ever...

Submitted by : thorladen

PokerStars Game #19458566518: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2008/08/08 - 13:36:51 (ET)
Table 'Alkaid IV' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 4: xbof ($850.05 in chips)
Seat 5: ADZ124 ($14222.95 in chips)
Seat 6: thorladen ($5498 in chips)
Seat 8: ahh_snap ($16059 in chips)
thorladen : posts small blind $25
ahh_snap: posts big blind $50

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to thorladen
xbof: folds
ADZ124: folds
thorladen : raises $100 to $150
ahh_snap: calls $100

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $300.00)

   
thorladen : bets $250
ahh_snap: raises $450 to $700
thorladen : calls $450

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $1,700.00)

   
thorladen : checks
ahh_snap: bets $1125
thorladen : calls $1125

River (Pot : $3,950.00)

   
thorladen : checks
ahh_snap: bets $3525
BETlehem333 joins the table at seat #7
thorladen : calls $3523 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($2) returned to ahh_snap

Showdown
ahh_snap: shows (a pair of Threes)
thorladen : shows (two pair, Sevens and Threes)
thorladen collected $10994 from pot

Summary
Total pot $10996 | Rake $2
Board  
Seat 4: xbof folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ADZ124 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: thorladen (small blind) showed and won ($10994) with two pair, Sevens and Threes
Seat 8: ahh_snap (big blind) showed and lost with a pair of Threes

just look for pooruser/straate/thor/rek in hands section