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I'm up money on Gulkines HU

/brag

Submitted by : F4Zi

Full Tilt Poker Game #2857399659: Table Cash (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:40:22 ET - 2007/07/05
Seat 1: F4Zi ($156.70)
Seat 2: grimmerlori ($155.40)
grimmerlori posts the small blind of $0.50
F4Zi posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #2

Holecards
Dealt to F4Zi
grimmerlori raises to $3
F4Zi raises to $9
grimmerlori calls $6

Flop (Pot : $18.00)

   
F4Zi bets $18
grimmerlori has 15 seconds left to act
grimmerlori calls $18

Turn (Pot : $54.00)

   
F4Zi checks
grimmerlori bets $26
F4Zi has 15 seconds left to act
F4Zi calls $26

River (Pot : $106.00)

   
F4Zi checks
grimmerlori bets $102.40, and is all in
F4Zi calls $102.40

Showdown
grimmerlori shows Ace Queen high
F4Zi shows a pair of Fives
F4Zi wins the pot ($310.30) with a pair of Fives
grimmerlori is sitting out

Summary
Total pot $310.80 | Rake $0.50
Board:  
Seat 1: F4Zi (big blind) showed and won ($310.30) with a pair of Fives
Seat 2: grimmerlori (small blind) showed and lost with Ace Queen high

Submitted by : djforever

PokerStars Game #18480686054: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/06/30 - 05:39:01 (ET)
Table 'Capricorn' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: toomanydonks ($616.50 in chips)
Seat 2: djforever ($487 in chips)
djforever : posts small blind $2
toomanydonks: posts big blind $4

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to djforever
djforever : raises $8 to $12
toomanydonks: raises $8 to $20
djforever : calls $8

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $40.00)

   
toomanydonks: checks
djforever : bets $32
toomanydonks: calls $32

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $104.00)

   
toomanydonks: checks
djforever : bets $72
toomanydonks: calls $72

River (Pot : $248.00)

   
toomanydonks: bets $220
djforever : raises $143 to $363 and is all-in
toomanydonks: calls $143

Showdown
djforever : shows (a straight flush, Eight to Queen)
toomanydonks: shows (a Royal Flush)
toomanydonks collected $973.50 from pot

Summary
Total pot $974 | Rake $0.50
Board  
Seat 1: toomanydonks (big blind) showed and won ($973.50) with a Royal Flush
Seat 2: djforever (button) (small blind) showed and lost with a straight flush, Eight to Queen

Submitted by : jase

PokerStars Game #19374003784: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/08/05 - 05:35:54 (ET)
Table 'Tamara' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: NickWharris ($52.25 in chips)
Seat 3: xghjase ($101.10 in chips)
Seat 4: jimdanner ($90.10 in chips)
Seat 5: bondjazz ($67.45 in chips)
Seat 6: BrnngLeaves ($50.90 in chips)
jimdanner: posts small blind $0.25
bondjazz: posts big blind $0.50

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to xghjase
BrnngLeaves: folds
NickWharris: folds
xghjase : raises $1.50 to $2
jimdanner: folds
bondjazz: calls $1.50

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $4.25)

   
bondjazz: bets $3
xghjase : calls $3

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $10.25)

   
bondjazz: bets $6
xghjase : calls $6

River (Pot : $22.25)

   
bondjazz: bets $12
xghjase : calls $12

Showdown
bondjazz: shows (a pair of Threes)
xghjase : shows (a pair of Threes - Ace+Queen kicker)
xghjase collected $44.25 from pot

Summary
Total pot $46.25 | Rake $2
Board  
Seat 2: NickWharris folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: xghjase (button) showed and won ($44.25) with a pair of Threes
Seat 4: jimdanner (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: bondjazz (big blind) showed and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 6: BrnngLeaves folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Submitted by : n0rthf4ce

Full Tilt Poker Game #7544274500: Table Blue Sky - $500/$1000 - $30,000 Cap No Limit Hold'em - 2:48:18 ET - 2008/08/07
Seat 5: jimmie23 ($216,939.25)
Seat 6: OnTheRize ($29,535.75)
jimmie23 posts the small blind of $500
OnTheRize posts the big blind of $1,000
The button is in seat #5

Holecards(Odds)
jimmie23 raises to $2,000
OnTheRize raises to $6,000
jimmie23 calls $4,000

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $12,000.00)

   
OnTheRize has 15 seconds left to act
OnTheRize bets $6,777
jimmie23 raises to $24,000, and is capped
OnTheRize has 15 seconds left to act
OnTheRize has requested TIME
jimmie23: haw haw haw
jimmie23: on the guys
jimmie23: on the pies
OnTheRize: flush draw?
jimmie23: between the thighs
OnTheRize: dam
OnTheRize: i feel K high is good
jimmie23: gosh dawn
jimmie23: you got kj?
OnTheRize: no?
OnTheRize: yup
jimmie23: hmmm
jimmie23: im not a live pro
jimmie23: so im torn
jimmie23: about what i should say
jimmie23: to get the right
jimmie23: reaction
OnTheRize calls $16,758.75, and is all in
jimmie23 shows
OnTheRize shows
Uncalled bet of $464.25 returned to jimmie23

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $59,071.50)

   

River (Pot : $59,071.50)

   
jimmie23 shows a pair of Fives
OnTheRize shows two pair, Jacks and Fives
OnTheRize wins the pot ($59,071) with two pair, Jacks and Fives

Summary
Total pot $59,071.50 | Rake $0.50
Board:  
Seat 5: jimmie23 (small blind) showed and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 6: OnTheRize (big blind) showed and won ($59,071) with two pair, Jacks and Fives

Submitted by : n0rthf4ce

Full Tilt Poker Game #7531857636: Table Barn (deep 6) - $200/$400 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 8:14:32 ET - 2008/08/06
Seat 1: SteveSung ($61,544.50)
Seat 2: durrrr ($184,632)
durrrr posts the small blind of $200
SteveSung posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #2

Holecards(Odds)
durrrr raises to $1,200
SteveSung raises to $3,600
durrrr raises to $10,800
SteveSung has 15 seconds left to act
SteveSung calls $7,200

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $21,600.00)

   
SteveSung checks
durrrr has 15 seconds left to act
durrrr checks

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $21,600.00)

   
SteveSung checks
durrrr has 15 seconds left to act
durrrr bets $12,800
SteveSung has 15 seconds left to act
SteveSung calls $12,800

River (Pot : $47,200.00)

   
SteveSung checks
durrrr has 15 seconds left to act
durrrr bets $47,200
SteveSung has 15 seconds left to act
SteveSung has requested TIME
SteveSung calls $37,944.50, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $9,255.50 returned to durrrr

Showdown
durrrr shows two pair, Aces and Sevens
SteveSung mucks
durrrr wins the pot ($123,088.50) with two pair, Aces and Sevens
SteveSung is sitting out

Summary
Total pot $123,089 | Rake $0.50
Board:  
Seat 1: SteveSung (big blind) mucked
Seat 2: durrrr (small blind) collected ($123,088.50)

I find hands like these hilarious:

Submitted by : Twisted

GAME #1111855891: Texas Hold'em NL $3.00/$6.00 2008-08-10 17:20:10
Table Pescara
Seat 1: GoMuckFish ($720.00 in chips) DEALER
Seat 5: ThenCameTheShot ($1,262.20 in chips)
Seat 6: brothermouzone ($629.55 in chips)
Seat 10: Hero ($496.75 in chips)
ThenCameTheShot: Post SB $3.00
brothermouzone: Post BB $6.00

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
Dealt to ThenCameTheShot
Hero : Call $6.00
GoMuckFish: Fold
ThenCameTheShot: Raise (NF) $36.00
brothermouzone: Fold
Hero : Call $30.00

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $45.00)

   
ThenCameTheShot: Bet $60.00
Hero : Call $60.00

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $165.00)

   
ThenCameTheShot: Check
Hero : Bet $198.00
ThenCameTheShot: Raise (NF) $1,166.20
Hero : Allin $202.75

River (Pot : $565.75)

   

Summary
Total pot $1,762.95 Rake $2.00
ThenCameTheShot: wins $1,762.95

GAME #1111836102: Texas Hold'em NL $3.00/$6.00 2008-08-10 17:06:01
Table Pescara
Seat 1: GoMuckFish ($618.00 in chips)
Seat 3: No2Outers ($674.70 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero ($715.50 in chips)
Seat 6: brothermouzone ($569.10 in chips)
Seat 8: pygoc3ntrus ($629.10 in chips) DEALER
Seat 10: ATC0741 ($1,380.47 in chips)
ATC0741: Post SB $3.00
GoMuckFish: Post BB $6.00

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
Dealt to ATC0741
No2Outers: Fold
Hero : Raise (NF) $18.00
brothermouzone: Fold
pygoc3ntrus: Call $18.00
ATC0741: Call $15.00
GoMuckFish: Fold

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $42.00)

   
ATC0741: Check
Hero : Bet $48.00
pygoc3ntrus: Fold
ATC0741: Call $48.00

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $138.00)

   
ATC0741: Check
Hero : Bet $142.00
ATC0741: Call $142.00

River (Pot : $422.00)

   
ATC0741: Check
Hero : Bet $507.50
ATC0741: Call $507.50

Summary
Total pot $1,452.00 Rake $3.00
Hero : wins $1,452.00

gulkines is a living legend, is he still around?? i need to get back on crypto network/euro sites

Last hand he posted was June 19th, maybe he's playing somewhere else now.

limit the hand section to really good hands? jase, thats the most standard hand ive ever seen

a bigger donkey than me

Submitted by : killThemDonks

***** Hand History for Game 7268122496 *****
$25 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, August 02, 20:34:41 ET 2008
Table Table 164303 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 6: ble001 ( $71.44 USD )
Seat 3: Hero ( $25 USD )
Seat 1: Benno1312 ( $59.14 USD )
Seat 4: reflex86 ( $49.99 USD )
Seat 5: NattyAceHole ( $43.93 USD )
reflex86 posts small blind [$0.10 USD].
NattyAceHole posts big blind [$0.25 USD].

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
ble001 folds
Benno1312 raises [$1 USD]
Hero raises [$3.50 USD]
reflex86 folds
NattyAceHole folds
Benno1312 calls [$2.50 USD]

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $7.35)

   
Benno1312 checks
Hero bets [$5 USD]
Benno1312 calls [$5 USD]

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $17.35)

   
Benno1312 bets [$5.50 USD]
doc_sanchez has joined the table.
Hero is all-In [$16.50 USD]
Benno1312 calls [$11 USD]

River (Pot : $50.35)

   
Benno1312 shows high card Ace.
Hero shows a pair of Fives .
Hero wins $48.35 USD from the main pot with a pair of Fives .

Submitted by : nolan

PokerStars Game #19411974545: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/08/06 - 17:04:45 (ET)
Table 'Hanko IV' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Hero ($701.50 in chips)
Seat 2: paronoid ($823 in chips)
Hero : posts small blind $2
paronoid: posts big blind $4

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
Hero : raises $8 to $12
paronoid: calls $8

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $24.00)

   
paronoid: checks
Hero : bets $16
paronoid: calls $16

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $56.00)

   
paronoid: checks
Hero : bets $44
paronoid: calls $44

River (Pot : $144.00)

   
paronoid: checks
Hero : bets $124
paronoid said, "o rly?"
paronoid: calls $124

Showdown
Hero : shows (a pair of Fives)
paronoid: shows (a pair of Fives - King kicker)
paronoid collected $391.50 from pot

Summary
Total pot $392 | Rake $0.50
Board  
Seat 1: Hero (button) (small blind) showed and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 2: paronoid (big blind) showed and won ($391.50) with a pair of Fives

paronoid said, "o rly?"

ahaha

Submitted by : locoo

PokerStars Game #13804489159: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/12/11 - 22:20:36 (ET)
Table 'Sadeya II' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: chas2148 ($41.45 in chips)
Seat 3: CraigsMagic ($43.95 in chips)
Seat 4: pedro41 ($46.60 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero ($35.15 in chips)
Seat 6: liter o cola ($26.30 in chips)
Seat 7: hongzhong ($6.25 in chips)
Seat 8: GoodLuckKing ($56.55 in chips)
Seat 9: Str8tFlussh ($43.95 in chips)
Hero : posts small blind $0.25
liter o cola: posts big blind $0.50
PiS.cake2023: sits out

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
hongzhong: folds
GoodLuckKing: folds
Str8tFlussh: folds
chas2148: folds
CraigsMagic: folds
pedro41: folds
Hero : raises $1.50 to $2
liter o cola: calls $1.50

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $4.00)

   
Hero : bets $2.80
liter o cola: calls $2.80

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $9.60)

   
Hero : bets $7
liter o cola: calls $7

River (Pot : $23.60)

   
Hero : checks
liter o cola: bets $14.50 and is all-in
Hero : calls $14.50

Showdown
liter o cola: shows (high card Ace)
Hero : shows (high card Ace - King+Queen kicker)
Hero collected $50.05 from pot

Summary
Total pot $52.60 | Rake $2.55
Board  
Seat 1: chas2148 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: CraigsMagic folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: pedro41 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Hero (small blind) showed and won ($50.05) with high card Ace
Seat 6: liter o cola (big blind) showed and lost with high card Ace
Seat 7: hongzhong folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: GoodLuckKing folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Str8tFlussh folded before Flop (didn't bet)

this one was cool

Submitted by : PoorUser

PokerStars Game #18164566385: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2008/06/15 - 20:54:56 (ET)
Table 'Harmonia IV' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: messier111 ($904 in chips)
Seat 2: PoorUser ($4049.50 in chips)
PoorUser : posts small blind $5
messier111: posts big blind $10

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to PoorUser
PoorUser : raises $30 to $40
messier111: calls $30

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $80.00)

   
messier111: bets $50
PoorUser : raises $110 to $160
messier111: calls $110

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $400.00)

   
messier111: checks
PoorUser : bets $240
messier111: raises $464 to $704 and is all-in
PoorUser : calls $464

River (Pot : $1,808.00)

   

Showdown
messier111: shows (a pair of Jacks)
PoorUser : shows (a pair of Jacks - Ace+King kicker)
PoorUser collected $1807.50 from pot

Summary
Total pot $1808 | Rake $0.50
Board  
Seat 1: messier111 (big blind) showed and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: PoorUser (button) (small blind) showed and won ($1807.50) with a pair of Jacks