WTF is with these Intellipoker Donks???

On July 14 2008 11:52 Royal_Rumble wrote: get like 140FPP per week which is kind o pathetic but better than nothing :-) and since i disabled my avatar it doesnt matter.

LP.net avatar lotto > that garbage deal

they're not bots they're just idiots

they are all over the place in live tournaments/cash games also

On July 14 2008 13:53 [vital]Myth wrote: they're not bots they're just idiots they are all over the place in live tournaments/cash games also

wat? Taking over the world...
German intelliidiots...

that's just sic

oh hai
i have that icon now

they are pretty much free money for me so far

haha that made my day

there is also another parody avatar called "intelli-smoker" that i saw at the tables pretty funny stuff

if you have 2 intellipoker in your table, block one, the result is funny..

i only could take place in LP avatar lottery if i had an enabled avatar, since you state that you randomly check if people have your avatars. in my opinion is no avatar > all avatar deals, because i like to keep a low profile.

but intellipoker doesn't check that so i might also take the few fpps i get.

i have never played against a good intellipoker player. not sure they exist. isn't the idea behind the website to recruit new players with little poker experience. it's not like CR where they train with the assumption you know a thing or two already about the game. intellipoker trains like what hand strengths are better LOL

i used to love them but i had to kill them

"easy money#
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

rofl @ that picture

and i think intellipoker is awesome for poker. it's doing like the complete opposite of what CR, DC, and LP are

On July 17 2008 05:25 frenchylucky wrote: if you have 2 intellipoker in your table, block one, the result is funny..

?????
What do you mean?

On July 17 2008 13:01 TimDawg wrote: rofl @ that picture and i think intellipoker is awesome for poker. it's doing like the complete opposite of what CR, DC, and LP are

I totally agree - 95% of em are just horrible, like 4% are bad, and 1% are decent. I have seen some 20/18/3 intellipoker guys with full stacks, but it's very rare.

I love em though and am glad there's a site out there encouraging donks to get online and gamboooll. We need more sites like intellipoker.

they are all predictable fishes, I see always one of them at any form/variant of poker and any stake

here is a perfect example of an Intellipoker player from today's session

Submitted by : LandisReed

PokerStars Game #18893097703: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/07/17 - 17:07:39 (ET)
Table 'Venus V' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: goldsitisch ($57.85 in chips)
Seat 2: Stephan34 ($129.60 in chips)
Seat 3: keepitreal ($100 in chips)
Seat 4: Hero ($177.25 in chips)
Seat 5: Sodom ($17.50 in chips)
Seat 6: The GRT ($103.65 in chips)
Seat 7: CAB0 ($60.35 in chips)
Seat 8: Mahve78 ($104.90 in chips)
Seat 9: EtOi ($149.60 in chips)
Mahve78: posts small blind $0.50
EtOi: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
goldsitisch: raises $8 to $9
Stephan34: folds
keepitreal: folds
Hero : raises $168.25 to $177.25 and is all-in
Sodom: folds
The GRT: folds
CAB0: folds
Mahve78: folds
EtOi: folds
goldsitisch: calls $48.85 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($119.40) returned to Hero

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $117.20)

   

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $117.20)

   

River (Pot : $117.20)

   

Showdown
goldsitisch: shows (a straight, Ace to Five)
Hero : mucks hand
goldsitisch collected $114.20 from pot

Summary
Total pot $117.20 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: goldsitisch showed and won ($114.20) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 2: Stephan34 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: keepitreal folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Hero mucked
Seat 5: Sodom folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: The GRT folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: CAB0 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Mahve78 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: EtOi (big blind) folded before Flop

LOOOOOOOOOOL. My girlfriend plays NL5 right now and these intellipoker guys are everywhere. I sit right next to her when I play and constantly observe whats going on. These guys are literally the worst poker players I have ever seen in my life. It's almost as if they have read some bizarre strategy that dictactes playing like a complete fucking idiot so nobody ever knows what you have. I think their guides teach them the probabilities of someone actually having a hand at any given moment and thus when you call any raise from any position with any two cards and hit the flop in any way whatsoever, for the immediate present you might have the best hand. I dunno, it's totally fuckin insane what I see these guys stack off with. And they play so completely random. Minraising UTG absolute random trash hands, limping AA and then losing to shitty 2 pairs from the big blind, shoving middle pair against preflop raiser, the list goes on.

I heard somewhere they get like $5 free per day to play, so when you encounter one of them at a higher stakes game with like $50 to their name, I think it probably all just came from a rush of consecutive suckouts and now theyre jumping up stakes.

After a little bit of googling I found this.
http://www.aintluck.com/intellipoker-pokerstars/

Wow LandisReed that's terrible.