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jkpickett   United States. Jul 13 2008 22:36. Posts 1368

Seems like the last month or two that Intellipoker is taking over Stars? Someone at one of my tables said they are bots and really believed that to be the case, but I argued that Stars security wouldn't allow it. They are annoying as hell though because 90% of them play minstacks and just open shove from any position. Anyways does anyone know about this site and do they get paid to use that icon when playing?

Those who oppose authority so vehemently often abuse it when given immense power 

Highcard   Canada. Jul 13 2008 22:41. Posts 1378

They are pretty bad imo. Maybe they are like Floofys idea of a sweat shop team...but further looking into it says they are foreign thing sponsored by pokerstars and may get like 4FPPs a day from PS for using the logo, hearsay though i.e. googled

winner, winner, chicken dinnerLast edit: 13/07/2008 22:45

vegable   United States. Jul 13 2008 22:42. Posts 1634

lol they're free dollas ship it holla

Stir fry Normandy 

phexac   United States. Jul 13 2008 22:46. Posts 1107

They are all terrible and are just free money, so be glad they are there.


k4ir0s   Canada. Jul 13 2008 22:58. Posts 699

intelli is german for "i suck at"

The girl was on top of me, touching my dick, kissing my neck and ear and moved her face very close to mine. I think I could have kissed her -floofy 

DarkDevildog   United States. Jul 13 2008 22:59. Posts 754

i just put my avatar as intelli poker because everybody knows how bad they are.... lets see how much my winrate goes up :D

Listen, you paddle your canoe, Ill paddle mine. 

Logiabs~   Colombia. Jul 13 2008 23:00. Posts 9133


  On July 13 2008 22:42 vegable wrote:
lol they're free dollas ship it holla


jkpickett   United States. Jul 13 2008 23:07. Posts 1368


  On July 13 2008 22:58 k4ir0s wrote:
intelli is german for "i suck at"



lol

Those who oppose authority so vehemently often abuse it when given immense power 

concrescence   United Kingdom. Jul 13 2008 23:09. Posts 12646

the avatar is pretty much a strong indication they're a weaker player not necessarily a total donk tho


chris   United States. Jul 13 2008 23:10. Posts 3361

they are at every single micro stakes game , table, period. kind of like ants at a picknick.

i think they teach them how to suckout at intellipoker cause they are horrible

p3achy_keen: why would i play 5/10 its like play money 

Python817   Canada. Jul 13 2008 23:11. Posts 2167

I played one of them intelli guys at HU ez money


zodion   Germany. Jul 13 2008 23:17. Posts 55

i gotta signup there...


Logiabs~   Colombia. Jul 13 2008 23:21. Posts 9133


  On July 13 2008 23:09 ggplz wrote:
the avatar is pretty much a strong indication they're a weaker player not necessarily a total donk tho




yea that's actully what i think


r2!!   Colombia. Jul 13 2008 23:25. Posts 123

easy moneyu @10 nl


GameOverNoob   Canada. Jul 13 2008 23:51. Posts 466

i've seen them a few times mainly in mtt's
but not rly at my cashgame tables too often...where are you seeing them in such "masses"?

Equity Avenging FTW 

Pokemyface   Australia. Jul 13 2008 23:54. Posts 649


  On July 13 2008 23:09 ggplz wrote:
the avatar is pretty much a strong indication they're a weaker player not necessarily a total donk tho


they are total donks...
have yet to see a semi decent player with their avatar

Live, and let live. 

jkpickett   United States. Jul 14 2008 00:17. Posts 1368


  On July 13 2008 23:51 GameOverNoob wrote:
i've seen them a few times mainly in mtt's
but not rly at my cashgame tables too often...where are you seeing them in such "masses"?



at nl100 and nl200 playing 20 and 40 dollar stacks and never more

Those who oppose authority so vehemently often abuse it when given immense power 

VanDerMeyde   Norway. Jul 14 2008 00:55. Posts 2008

they suck really really hard.

Some people are stupid. Some people are full of shit. Some people are fucking nuts 

gymnast   Mexico. Jul 14 2008 02:24. Posts 308

If anyone tells me they are bots, I would believe that, they play like, mmmmm okay......3 odds.....all in for sure.
and when I saw this I tried to talk to any of this guys, they just don't answer.


ck20   . Jul 14 2008 02:37. Posts 852

They answer
One berated me for showing AQ as squeeze on sitngo


piratematerial   Netherlands. Jul 14 2008 02:50. Posts 441

they get paid per day for having the logo.


Exhilarate   United States. Jul 14 2008 03:07. Posts 1892

intellidonks ftw

Get rich or become a bum trying. 

lebowski   Greece. Jul 14 2008 05:42. Posts 3020

bots?

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man...Last edit: 14/07/2008 05:43

lebowski   Greece. Jul 14 2008 05:42. Posts 3020

lol yes they are bots
and they all have the same pic so that there's no misunderstanding about that

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

Royal_Rumble   Germany. Jul 14 2008 05:46. Posts 1544

i am one of those retards as well. But i asked pokerstars support to disable my avatar before, so it won't show, but i still get the FPPs for being registered at their retarded site.

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

jase   Australia. Jul 14 2008 06:05. Posts 1318

can someone who knows german help me sign up so i can get paid
how +ev

everyone sees you with the image and thinks you're terrible and you get paid to play :o


Robinson47   United Kingdom. Jul 14 2008 06:06. Posts 381

germans


ReSpOnSe   United States. Jul 14 2008 06:16. Posts 324

ya i wanna sign up for this site sounds sick proitable


lachlan   Australia. Jul 14 2008 06:25. Posts 5626

rumble how much do u get a week/

full ring is good 

Logiabs~   Colombia. Jul 14 2008 06:28. Posts 9133

well at 200nl weak tite uses that avatara and hes decent


Logiabs~   Colombia. Jul 14 2008 06:29. Posts 9133

just be glad they usck


sellecta   Bulgaria. Jul 14 2008 09:44. Posts 4


  On July 13 2008 23:10 chris wrote:
they are at every single micro stakes game , table, period. kind of like ants at a picknick.

i think they teach them how to suckout at intellipoker cause they are horrible



indeed


Jamie217   Canada. Jul 14 2008 09:50. Posts 1834


  On July 14 2008 06:28 Logiabs~ wrote:
well at 200nl weak tite uses that avatara and hes decent




hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I wonder why he would do that

Dzoo: I call cunt 

sTrAtO   Mexico. Jul 14 2008 10:33. Posts 4136


  On July 14 2008 06:06 Robinson47 wrote:
germans




LOOOOOOL
hahaha I LOVE intelli players, they always save my sessions :D bring the intelliplayers on, bring more intelliplayers on, im here to getem all!

woodirl: not even messin with o_omx, his ante is enough for me to fold 

lebowski   Greece. Jul 14 2008 10:40. Posts 3020

lol amazing pic

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

FrinkX   United States. Jul 14 2008 10:48. Posts 5772

retardopoker

Rhinowned :( 

frenchylucky   Finland. Jul 14 2008 11:04. Posts 1326




GO HOMER GET THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died. WTF...welcome to finland...Last edit: 14/07/2008 11:10

frenchylucky   Finland. Jul 14 2008 11:16. Posts 1326

by the way sick free rolls


I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died. WTF...welcome to finland... 

Royal_Rumble   Germany. Jul 14 2008 11:52. Posts 1544

get like 140FPP per week which is kind o pathetic but better than nothing :-) and since i disabled my avatar it doesnt matter.

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

JYang   United States. Jul 14 2008 13:43. Posts 2502

intellipoker shortstacks play a very cool 60/10 style with a shortstack


Baal   Mexico. Jul 14 2008 13:52. Posts 18574


  On July 14 2008 11:52 Royal_Rumble wrote:
get like 140FPP per week which is kind o pathetic but better than nothing :-) and since i disabled my avatar it doesnt matter.



LP.net avatar lotto > that garbage deal

DCal Zone: DIE YOU LIQUID POKER CLOWNS 

[vital]Myth    United States. Jul 14 2008 13:53. Posts 10646

they're not bots they're just idiots

they are all over the place in live tournaments/cash games also

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

Hjorturkall   Iceland. Jul 15 2008 16:47. Posts 274


  On July 14 2008 13:53 [vital]Myth wrote:
they're not bots they're just idiots

they are all over the place in live tournaments/cash games also



wat? Taking over the world...
German intelliidiots...

that's just sic


Syntax   United States. Jul 15 2008 17:00. Posts 3770

oh hai
i have that icon now

wut wut wut 

MumtazKhan   United States. Jul 17 2008 00:22. Posts 33

they are pretty much free money for me so far


maszerant   Poland. Jul 17 2008 03:32. Posts 66

haha that made my day


JohnnyBologna   United States. Jul 17 2008 03:38. Posts 837

there is also another parody avatar called "intelli-smoker" that i saw at the tables pretty funny stuff

Two words, I`m all in beotch! 

frenchylucky   Finland. Jul 17 2008 05:25. Posts 1326

if you have 2 intellipoker in your table, block one, the result is funny..

I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died. WTF...welcome to finland... 

Royal_Rumble   Germany. Jul 17 2008 06:18. Posts 1544

i only could take place in LP avatar lottery if i had an enabled avatar, since you state that you randomly check if people have your avatars. in my opinion is no avatar > all avatar deals, because i like to keep a low profile.

but intellipoker doesn't check that so i might also take the few fpps i get.

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

LandisReed   United States. Jul 17 2008 10:03. Posts 131

i have never played against a good intellipoker player. not sure they exist. isn't the idea behind the website to recruit new players with little poker experience. it's not like CR where they train with the assumption you know a thing or two already about the game. intellipoker trains like what hand strengths are better LOL


bongky   Peru. Jul 17 2008 11:09. Posts 1699

i used to love them but i had to kill them

dont u fkin limp my fkin blind 

Logiabs~   Colombia. Jul 17 2008 12:51. Posts 9133

"easy money#
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH


TimDawg   United States. Jul 17 2008 13:01. Posts 6302

rofl @ that picture

and i think intellipoker is awesome for poker. it's doing like the complete opposite of what CR, DC, and LP are

iamalex: lol what if you were cursed by a mummy to never win showdowns. you could only play fold equity. that would suck man 

Syntax   United States. Jul 17 2008 13:05. Posts 3770


  On July 17 2008 05:25 frenchylucky wrote:
if you have 2 intellipoker in your table, block one, the result is funny..



?????
What do you mean?

wut wut