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jkpickett   United States. Jul 13 2008 23:36. Posts 1403

Seems like the last month or two that Intellipoker is taking over Stars? Someone at one of my tables said they are bots and really believed that to be the case, but I argued that Stars security wouldn't allow it. They are annoying as hell though because 90% of them play minstacks and just open shove from any position. Anyways does anyone know about this site and do they get paid to use that icon when playing?

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Those who oppose authority so vehemently often abuse it when given immense power 

Highcard   Canada. Jul 13 2008 23:41. Posts 5428

They are pretty bad imo. Maybe they are like Floofys idea of a sweat shop team...but further looking into it says they are foreign thing sponsored by pokerstars and may get like 4FPPs a day from PS for using the logo, hearsay though i.e. googled

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the timeLast edit: 13/07/2008 23:45

vegable   United States. Jul 13 2008 23:42. Posts 2453

lol they're free dollas ship it holla

Stir fry Normandy 

phexac   United States. Jul 13 2008 23:46. Posts 2563

They are all terrible and are just free money, so be glad they are there.

Nitting it up since 2006 

k4ir0s   Canada. Jul 13 2008 23:58. Posts 3483

intelli is german for "i suck at"

I dont know what a dt drop is. Is it a wrestling move? -Oly 

DarkDevildog   United States. Jul 13 2008 23:59. Posts 1764

i just put my avatar as intelli poker because everybody knows how bad they are.... lets see how much my winrate goes up :D

If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn 

Logiabs~   Colombia. Jul 14 2008 00:00. Posts 9133


  On July 13 2008 22:42 vegable wrote:
lol they're free dollas ship it holla


jkpickett   United States. Jul 14 2008 00:07. Posts 1403


  On July 13 2008 22:58 k4ir0s wrote:
intelli is german for "i suck at"



lol

Those who oppose authority so vehemently often abuse it when given immense power 

ggplz   Sweden. Jul 14 2008 00:09. Posts 16784

the avatar is pretty much a strong indication they're a weaker player not necessarily a total donk tho

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

chris   United States. Jul 14 2008 00:10. Posts 5511

they are at every single micro stakes game , table, period. kind of like ants at a picknick.

i think they teach them how to suckout at intellipoker cause they are horrible

5 minute showers are my 8 minute abs. - Neilly 

Python817   Canada. Jul 14 2008 00:11. Posts 2733

I played one of them intelli guys at HU ez money


zodion   Germany. Jul 14 2008 00:17. Posts 260

i gotta signup there...


Logiabs~   Colombia. Jul 14 2008 00:21. Posts 9133


  On July 13 2008 23:09 ggplz wrote:
the avatar is pretty much a strong indication they're a weaker player not necessarily a total donk tho




yea that's actully what i think


r2!!   Colombia. Jul 14 2008 00:25. Posts 123

easy moneyu @10 nl


GameOverNoob   Canada. Jul 14 2008 00:51. Posts 961

i've seen them a few times mainly in mtt's
but not rly at my cashgame tables too often...where are you seeing them in such "masses"?

@lehgoboy 

Pokemyface   Australia. Jul 14 2008 00:54. Posts 762


  On July 13 2008 23:09 ggplz wrote:
the avatar is pretty much a strong indication they're a weaker player not necessarily a total donk tho


they are total donks...
have yet to see a semi decent player with their avatar

Live, and let live. 

jkpickett   United States. Jul 14 2008 01:17. Posts 1403


  On July 13 2008 23:51 GameOverNoob wrote:
i've seen them a few times mainly in mtt's
but not rly at my cashgame tables too often...where are you seeing them in such "masses"?



at nl100 and nl200 playing 20 and 40 dollar stacks and never more

Those who oppose authority so vehemently often abuse it when given immense power 

VanDerMeyde   Norway. Jul 14 2008 01:55. Posts 5127

they suck really really hard.

:D 

gymnast   Mexico. Jul 14 2008 03:24. Posts 704

If anyone tells me they are bots, I would believe that, they play like, mmmmm okay......3 odds.....all in for sure.
and when I saw this I tried to talk to any of this guys, they just don't answer.

Club NL10 ballers 

ck20   . Jul 14 2008 03:37. Posts 1130

They answer
One berated me for showing AQ as squeeze on sitngo


piratematerial   Netherlands. Jul 14 2008 03:50. Posts 773

they get paid per day for having the logo.


Exhilarate   United States. Jul 14 2008 04:07. Posts 5453

intellidonks ftw


lebowski   Greece. Jul 14 2008 06:42. Posts 9205

bots?

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man...Last edit: 14/07/2008 06:43

lebowski   Greece. Jul 14 2008 06:42. Posts 9205

lol yes they are bots
and they all have the same pic so that there's no misunderstanding about that

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

Royal_Rumble   Germany. Jul 14 2008 06:46. Posts 1760

i am one of those retards as well. But i asked pokerstars support to disable my avatar before, so it won't show, but i still get the FPPs for being registered at their retarded site.

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

jase   Australia. Jul 14 2008 07:05. Posts 1604

can someone who knows german help me sign up so i can get paid
how +ev

everyone sees you with the image and thinks you're terrible and you get paid to play :o


Robinson47   United Kingdom. Jul 14 2008 07:06. Posts 992

germans


ReSpOnSe   United States. Jul 14 2008 07:16. Posts 405

ya i wanna sign up for this site sounds sick proitable


lachlan   Australia. Jul 14 2008 07:25. Posts 6991

rumble how much do u get a week/

full ring 

Logiabs~   Colombia. Jul 14 2008 07:28. Posts 9133

well at 200nl weak tite uses that avatara and hes decent


Logiabs~   Colombia. Jul 14 2008 07:29. Posts 9133

just be glad they usck


sellecta   Bulgaria. Jul 14 2008 10:44. Posts 15


  On July 13 2008 23:10 chris wrote:
they are at every single micro stakes game , table, period. kind of like ants at a picknick.

i think they teach them how to suckout at intellipoker cause they are horrible



indeed


Jamie217   Canada. Jul 14 2008 10:50. Posts 4351


  On July 14 2008 06:28 Logiabs~ wrote:
well at 200nl weak tite uses that avatara and hes decent




hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I wonder why he would do that


sTrAtO   Mexico. Jul 14 2008 11:33. Posts 5882


  On July 14 2008 06:06 Robinson47 wrote:
germans




LOOOOOOL
hahaha I LOVE intelli players, they always save my sessions :D bring the intelliplayers on, bring more intelliplayers on, im here to getem all!

-Karla:Mira, tu película! -Yo: cuál? -Karla: Big Fish! jaja 

lebowski   Greece. Jul 14 2008 11:40. Posts 9205

lol amazing pic

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

FrinkX   United States. Jul 14 2008 11:48. Posts 7562

retardopoker

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

frenchylucky   Finland. Jul 14 2008 12:04. Posts 1788




GO HOMER GET THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died. WTF...welcome to finland...Last edit: 14/07/2008 12:10

frenchylucky   Finland. Jul 14 2008 12:16. Posts 1788

by the way sick free rolls


I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died. WTF...welcome to finland... 

Royal_Rumble   Germany. Jul 14 2008 12:52. Posts 1760

get like 140FPP per week which is kind o pathetic but better than nothing :-) and since i disabled my avatar it doesnt matter.

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

JYang   United States. Jul 14 2008 14:43. Posts 2669

intellipoker shortstacks play a very cool 60/10 style with a shortstack


Baalim   Mexico. Jul 14 2008 14:52. Posts 34312


  On July 14 2008 11:52 Royal_Rumble wrote:
get like 140FPP per week which is kind o pathetic but better than nothing :-) and since i disabled my avatar it doesnt matter.



LP.net avatar lotto > that garbage deal

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

[vital]Myth    United States. Jul 14 2008 14:53. Posts 12159

they're not bots they're just idiots

they are all over the place in live tournaments/cash games also

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

Hjorturkall   Iceland. Jul 15 2008 17:47. Posts 483


  On July 14 2008 13:53 [vital]Myth wrote:
they're not bots they're just idiots

they are all over the place in live tournaments/cash games also



wat? Taking over the world...
German intelliidiots...

that's just sic

Mig hefur alltaf langað til að vitna í sjálfan mig - Ég sjálfur 

Syntax   United States. Jul 15 2008 18:00. Posts 4415

oh hai
i have that icon now

wut wut wut 

MumtazKhan   United States. Jul 17 2008 01:22. Posts 35

they are pretty much free money for me so far


maszerant   Poland. Jul 17 2008 04:32. Posts 126

haha that made my day


JohnnyBologna   United States. Jul 17 2008 04:38. Posts 1401

there is also another parody avatar called "intelli-smoker" that i saw at the tables pretty funny stuff

Just do whats right 

frenchylucky   Finland. Jul 17 2008 06:25. Posts 1788

if you have 2 intellipoker in your table, block one, the result is funny..

I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died. WTF...welcome to finland... 

Royal_Rumble   Germany. Jul 17 2008 07:18. Posts 1760

i only could take place in LP avatar lottery if i had an enabled avatar, since you state that you randomly check if people have your avatars. in my opinion is no avatar > all avatar deals, because i like to keep a low profile.

but intellipoker doesn't check that so i might also take the few fpps i get.

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

LandisReed   United States. Jul 17 2008 11:03. Posts 134

i have never played against a good intellipoker player. not sure they exist. isn't the idea behind the website to recruit new players with little poker experience. it's not like CR where they train with the assumption you know a thing or two already about the game. intellipoker trains like what hand strengths are better LOL


SPEWTARD   Peru. Jul 17 2008 12:09. Posts 4307

i used to love them but i had to kill them

Rise and Shine 

Logiabs~   Colombia. Jul 17 2008 13:51. Posts 9133

"easy money#
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH


TimDawg    United States. Jul 17 2008 14:01. Posts 10197

rofl @ that picture

and i think intellipoker is awesome for poker. it's doing like the complete opposite of what CR, DC, and LP are

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball 

Syntax   United States. Jul 17 2008 14:05. Posts 4415


  On July 17 2008 05:25 frenchylucky wrote:
if you have 2 intellipoker in your table, block one, the result is funny..



?????
What do you mean?

wut wut wut 

k2o4   United States. Jul 17 2008 15:01. Posts 4803


  On July 17 2008 13:01 TimDawg wrote:
rofl @ that picture

and i think intellipoker is awesome for poker. it's doing like the complete opposite of what CR, DC, and LP are



I totally agree - 95% of em are just horrible, like 4% are bad, and 1% are decent. I have seen some 20/18/3 intellipoker guys with full stacks, but it's very rare.

I love em though and am glad there's a site out there encouraging donks to get online and gamboooll. We need more sites like intellipoker.

InnovativeYogis.com 

Forrest Gump   Argentina. Jul 17 2008 15:12. Posts 1217

they are all predictable fishes, I see always one of them at any form/variant of poker and any stake

ADZ124: why do people put pictures of their child in stars.. its like please help feed my child im a fish i cant play? 

LandisReed   United States. Jul 17 2008 15:53. Posts 134

here is a perfect example of an Intellipoker player from today's session

Submitted by : LandisReed

PokerStars Game #18893097703: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/07/17 - 17:07:39 (ET)
Table 'Venus V' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: goldsitisch ($57.85 in chips)
Seat 2: Stephan34 ($129.60 in chips)
Seat 3: keepitreal ($100 in chips)
Seat 4: Hero ($177.25 in chips)
Seat 5: Sodom ($17.50 in chips)
Seat 6: The GRT ($103.65 in chips)
Seat 7: CAB0 ($60.35 in chips)
Seat 8: Mahve78 ($104.90 in chips)
Seat 9: EtOi ($149.60 in chips)
Mahve78: posts small blind $0.50
EtOi: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero KdAd
goldsitisch: raises $8 to $9
Stephan34: folds
keepitreal: folds
Hero : raises $168.25 to $177.25 and is all-in
Sodom: folds
The GRT: folds
CAB0: folds
Mahve78: folds
EtOi: folds
goldsitisch: calls $48.85 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($119.40) returned to Hero

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $117.20)

   Qs5hAc

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $117.20)

   Qs5hAc3s

River (Pot : $117.20)

   Qs5hAc3s4c

Showdown
goldsitisch: shows 2c3d (a straight, Ace to Five)
Hero : mucks hand
goldsitisch collected $114.20 from pot

Summary
Total pot $117.20 | Rake $3
Board  Qs5hAc3s4c
Seat 1: goldsitisch showed 2c3d and won ($114.20) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 2: Stephan34 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: keepitreal folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Hero mucked KdAd
Seat 5: Sodom folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: The GRT folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: CAB0 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Mahve78 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: EtOi (big blind) folded before Flop



hawking   United States. Jul 17 2008 22:17. Posts 348

LOOOOOOOOOOL. My girlfriend plays NL5 right now and these intellipoker guys are everywhere. I sit right next to her when I play and constantly observe whats going on. These guys are literally the worst poker players I have ever seen in my life. It's almost as if they have read some bizarre strategy that dictactes playing like a complete fucking idiot so nobody ever knows what you have. I think their guides teach them the probabilities of someone actually having a hand at any given moment and thus when you call any raise from any position with any two cards and hit the flop in any way whatsoever, for the immediate present you might have the best hand. I dunno, it's totally fuckin insane what I see these guys stack off with. And they play so completely random. Minraising UTG absolute random trash hands, limping AA and then losing to shitty 2 pairs from the big blind, shoving middle pair against preflop raiser, the list goes on.

I heard somewhere they get like $5 free per day to play, so when you encounter one of them at a higher stakes game with like $50 to their name, I think it probably all just came from a rush of consecutive suckouts and now theyre jumping up stakes.

hawking: What do you do when a fish targets you? --- Breeze: What to do when a hot girl starts hitting your dick with her ass? 

mikeymoo   Canada. Jul 17 2008 22:50. Posts 988

After a little bit of googling I found this.
http://www.aintluck.com/intellipoker-pokerstars/

o_O 

Jonoman92   United States. Jul 20 2008 20:52. Posts 280

Wow LandisReed that's terrible.

~~sMi.Arcology SC For Life! 

 



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