WTF is with these Intellipoker Donks???

Seems like the last month or two that Intellipoker is taking over Stars? Someone at one of my tables said they are bots and really believed that to be the case, but I argued that Stars security wouldn't allow it. They are annoying as hell though because 90% of them play minstacks and just open shove from any position. Anyways does anyone know about this site and do they get paid to use that icon when playing?

They are pretty bad imo. Maybe they are like Floofys idea of a sweat shop team...but further looking into it says they are foreign thing sponsored by pokerstars and may get like 4FPPs a day from PS for using the logo, hearsay though i.e. googled

lol they're free dollas ship it holla

They are all terrible and are just free money, so be glad they are there.

intelli is german for "i suck at"

i just put my avatar as intelli poker because everybody knows how bad they are.... lets see how much my winrate goes up :D

On July 13 2008 22:42 vegable wrote: lol they're free dollas ship it holla

On July 13 2008 22:58 k4ir0s wrote: intelli is german for "i suck at"

lol

the avatar is pretty much a strong indication they're a weaker player not necessarily a total donk tho

they are at every single micro stakes game , table, period. kind of like ants at a picknick.

i think they teach them how to suckout at intellipoker cause they are horrible

I played one of them intelli guys at HU ez money

i gotta signup there...

On July 13 2008 23:09 ggplz wrote: the avatar is pretty much a strong indication they're a weaker player not necessarily a total donk tho

yea that's actully what i think

easy moneyu @10 nl

i've seen them a few times mainly in mtt's
but not rly at my cashgame tables too often...where are you seeing them in such "masses"?

On July 13 2008 23:09 ggplz wrote: the avatar is pretty much a strong indication they're a weaker player not necessarily a total donk tho

they are total donks...
have yet to see a semi decent player with their avatar

On July 13 2008 23:51 GameOverNoob wrote: i've seen them a few times mainly in mtt's but not rly at my cashgame tables too often...where are you seeing them in such "masses"?

at nl100 and nl200 playing 20 and 40 dollar stacks and never more

they suck really really hard.

If anyone tells me they are bots, I would believe that, they play like, mmmmm okay......3 odds.....all in for sure.
and when I saw this I tried to talk to any of this guys, they just don't answer.

They answer
One berated me for showing AQ as squeeze on sitngo

they get paid per day for having the logo.

intellidonks ftw

bots?

lol yes they are bots
and they all have the same pic so that there's no misunderstanding about that

i am one of those retards as well. But i asked pokerstars support to disable my avatar before, so it won't show, but i still get the FPPs for being registered at their retarded site.

can someone who knows german help me sign up so i can get paid
how +ev

everyone sees you with the image and thinks you're terrible and you get paid to play :o

germans

ya i wanna sign up for this site sounds sick proitable

rumble how much do u get a week/

well at 200nl weak tite uses that avatara and hes decent

just be glad they usck

On July 13 2008 23:10 chris wrote: they are at every single micro stakes game , table, period. kind of like ants at a picknick. i think they teach them how to suckout at intellipoker cause they are horrible

indeed

On July 14 2008 06:28 Logiabs~ wrote: well at 200nl weak tite uses that avatara and hes decent

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I wonder why he would do that

On July 14 2008 06:06 Robinson47 wrote: germans

LOOOOOOL
hahaha I LOVE intelli players, they always save my sessions :D bring the intelliplayers on, bring more intelliplayers on, im here to getem all!

lol amazing pic

retardopoker

GO HOMER GET THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by the way sick free rolls

get like 140FPP per week which is kind o pathetic but better than nothing :-) and since i disabled my avatar it doesnt matter.

intellipoker shortstacks play a very cool 60/10 style with a shortstack

On July 14 2008 11:52 Royal_Rumble wrote: get like 140FPP per week which is kind o pathetic but better than nothing :-) and since i disabled my avatar it doesnt matter.

LP.net avatar lotto > that garbage deal

they're not bots they're just idiots

they are all over the place in live tournaments/cash games also

On July 14 2008 13:53 [vital]Myth wrote: they're not bots they're just idiots they are all over the place in live tournaments/cash games also

wat? Taking over the world...
German intelliidiots...

that's just sic

oh hai
i have that icon now

they are pretty much free money for me so far

haha that made my day

there is also another parody avatar called "intelli-smoker" that i saw at the tables pretty funny stuff

if you have 2 intellipoker in your table, block one, the result is funny..

i only could take place in LP avatar lottery if i had an enabled avatar, since you state that you randomly check if people have your avatars. in my opinion is no avatar > all avatar deals, because i like to keep a low profile.

but intellipoker doesn't check that so i might also take the few fpps i get.

i have never played against a good intellipoker player. not sure they exist. isn't the idea behind the website to recruit new players with little poker experience. it's not like CR where they train with the assumption you know a thing or two already about the game. intellipoker trains like what hand strengths are better LOL

i used to love them but i had to kill them

"easy money#
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

rofl @ that picture

and i think intellipoker is awesome for poker. it's doing like the complete opposite of what CR, DC, and LP are

On July 17 2008 05:25 frenchylucky wrote: if you have 2 intellipoker in your table, block one, the result is funny..

?????
What do you mean?