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tokeweed   Philippines. May 12 2008 19:49. Posts 1991

i'm nothing but a left over junkie from the 90's...

big hand = bong loads 

rS.Wisdom[9]   United States. May 12 2008 19:52. Posts 675

....

wat


Floofy   Canada. May 12 2008 19:53. Posts 6895

a looser who struggle to get a gf

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Highcard   Canada. May 12 2008 20:12. Posts 1239

someone who has everyday to do whatever I want

winner, winner, chicken dinner 

Fayth   Canada. May 12 2008 20:14. Posts 6643

dark templar

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

Breeze   Bulgaria. May 12 2008 20:18. Posts 662

I have two legs and no feathers

I see dead money 

Sennpu   Canada. May 12 2008 20:24. Posts 1184

a slave

then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -Floofy 

nolan   United States. May 12 2008 20:25. Posts 3759

sick ill baller toughass

power of the dollar 

Spitfiree   Bulgaria. May 12 2008 20:31. Posts 831

im sleepy prolly coz its 6:31am


skwigggg   Denmark. May 12 2008 20:49. Posts 34


  On May 12 2008 20:25 nolan wrote:
sick ill baller toughass



i bet u r


TimDawg   United States. May 12 2008 21:02. Posts 5784


  On May 12 2008 20:49 skwigggg wrote:
Show nested quote +



i bet u r
he is

talk with him on vent for 5 mins

iamalex: lol what if you were cursed by a mummy to never win showdowns. you could only play fold equity. that would suck man 

ggplz   United Kingdom. May 12 2008 21:17. Posts 12561

creposuc: MAKIN MONEY BEIN MANIAC AGRESSIVE 

Three7MTL   Canada. May 12 2008 21:34. Posts 484


fenner   Australia. May 12 2008 21:36. Posts 654

a nerd who cant socialize has no friends and has never had a gf


Highcard   Canada. May 12 2008 21:47. Posts 1239


  On May 12 2008 21:36 fenner wrote:
a nerd who cant socialize has no friends and has never had a gf



floofy is this your brother?

winner, winner, chicken dinner 

fenner   Australia. May 12 2008 21:48. Posts 654


  On May 12 2008 21:47 Highcard wrote:
Show nested quote +



floofy is this your brother?


no i consider myself quite intelligent


bongky   Peru. May 12 2008 21:56. Posts 1405

a tilt monkey/spewtard t.t

dont u fkin limp my fkin blind 

milkman   United States. May 12 2008 22:09. Posts 2438

lucky...

If my kids end up as dumb as ChoboPokeR_r im going to drowned them in the bathtub. 

Loco   Canada. May 12 2008 22:13. Posts 14022

i dont know, but certainly not what people think i am

tho 25nl with 250 roll is stupid tho started with 50 2 day ago ..i stick 10nl sometimes get bored and give 25nl shot but noone gives respct since i have very aggro hydralist icon - wolfheart 

DarkDevildog   United States. May 12 2008 22:45. Posts 739

is signing his life away, leaves for the marines in 2 weeks... not to mention i have to break up with my sick hot awesome gf because i don't do long distance. so i guess im going to be depressed?

Listen, you paddle your canoe, Ill paddle mine. 

VanDerMeyde   Norway. May 12 2008 22:47. Posts 1801


  On May 12 2008 20:14 Fayth wrote:
dark templar





Im a tilter

Valencia is a city in california where a bunch of (probably colluding) prima shortstackers live.Last edit: 12/05/2008 22:47

FrinkX   United States. May 12 2008 22:54. Posts 5451

Rhinowned :( 

BenGb   Canada. May 12 2008 23:06. Posts 368

wallaP 

vegable   United States. May 12 2008 23:06. Posts 1478

hahaha they're ambiguously F-A-B-ULOUS!

Stir fry Normandy 

YoMeR   United States. May 12 2008 23:32. Posts 6145

Someone that's living the ez life.

eZ Life. 

Karma    Australia. May 13 2008 01:05. Posts 3488

my dick looks big all night long

fish mentality 

sirracksalot   United States. May 13 2008 01:10. Posts 1124

hecho in guatville

so there i was boning this bitch know what i mean bro? she was like FUCCCCKKKKK! - hubmaster 

Kapol   Poland. May 13 2008 02:15. Posts 3039

Your mum's lover.

BIBLE (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth)Last edit: 13/05/2008 02:16

tokeweed   Philippines. May 13 2008 04:30. Posts 1991


  On May 13 2008 01:05 Karma wrote:
my dick looks big all night long



haven't you considered that you just have really small hands?

big hand = bong loads 

HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. May 13 2008 04:34. Posts 2955

lol@ fenner and highcard


Tycho   Netherlands. May 13 2008 04:40. Posts 938

Loco is so emo

Poker is fun. 

JohnnyBologna   United States. May 13 2008 04:40. Posts 795

constantly bored, browsing online poker forums too much

Two words, I`m all in beotch! 

ck20   . May 13 2008 04:47. Posts 735

I am the one who fails


kesh   Greece. May 13 2008 05:31. Posts 344

2 things about pot...win it and smoke it 

Sheitan   Canada. May 13 2008 05:39. Posts 2947

... a slave II society nigga


Loco   Canada. May 13 2008 05:49. Posts 14022


  On May 13 2008 04:40 Tycho wrote:
Loco is so emo



'tis true

tho 25nl with 250 roll is stupid tho started with 50 2 day ago ..i stick 10nl sometimes get bored and give 25nl shot but noone gives respct since i have very aggro hydralist icon - wolfheart 

Stat.Quo   Somalia. May 13 2008 08:13. Posts 967

a happy dude, can travel when i wanna, can drink when i wanna, and i love international cuuchi


keuner   Germany. May 13 2008 08:36. Posts 1267

bertholt brecht

lol hepatitis is like roulette it depends which letter you get - rockman255 

night_front   United States. May 13 2008 08:53. Posts 199


Syntax   United States. May 13 2008 09:37. Posts 3618

guat mania

im so fucking hungry - me 

lebowski   Greece. May 13 2008 09:54. Posts 2386

I am tilted

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

anon   Lithuania. May 13 2008 10:26. Posts 4967

Right now i am confused person, who can not decide for which car to save money for 3 class BMW or Audi A8

btw what does "emo" mean ?

NeillyJQ: rivered for my fucking bankroll 

Darki   Peru. May 13 2008 10:42. Posts 216

i used to be el papitoss now im trying to be el papipoker 8)

Playing NL100 @ noiq want to join ? pm me or contact me at msn Dark_azv@hotmail.comLast edit: 13/05/2008 10:43

kemo   Denmark. May 13 2008 10:48. Posts 340

Everything.

yarh 

locoo   Peru. May 13 2008 11:06. Posts 2435

im a guy that won't spend even 2k on a silly watch or anything retarded but will go broke trying to help a friend/relative in need , and also in having fun + trips

se proyecta la vida, mariposa tecnicolor 

locoo   Peru. May 13 2008 11:07. Posts 2435

oh im also ok at poker

se proyecta la vida, mariposa tecnicolor 

HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. May 13 2008 11:37. Posts 2955


  On May 13 2008 10:26 anon wrote:
Right now i am confused person, who can not decide for which car to save money for 3 class BMW or Audi A8

btw what does "emo" mean ?


an emo is a ''kind'' of person, their are close to gay people,lol
emo is a kind of music...


and the best thing to show you what is an emo


Stygg   Sweden. May 13 2008 13:11. Posts 1606


  On May 13 2008 11:06 locoo wrote:
im a guy that won't spend even 2k on a silly watch or anything retarded but will go broke trying to help a friend/relative in need , and also in having fun + trips



we're the same guy
helping friends is -ev though from a purely wallet perspective :o

i'm also ok at poker, when i'm good i'm really good but when i'm bad i'm worse than the worst. i owned everyone but peachy and maybe one more guy in the "how much have you lost in one day" thread but was ashamed to say how much and to this day only one LPer knows. and you'll never know

that's who i am


F4Zi   United Kingdom. May 13 2008 13:47. Posts 2809

im a talented mouse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5r_iOFipfE

NeillyJQ: so ya, i got PWNED by coinflips and fazi had the audacity to brag about how his roll is over 1k in a day or something stupid like that to me as well, why kick someone while theyre down? faggot ass fucking queer.Last edit: 13/05/2008 13:48

Yugless    United States. May 13 2008 14:00. Posts 6637

lol fazio i just watched like 5 of those, they're hilarious

sry i ate your fish 

Breeze   Bulgaria. May 13 2008 14:38. Posts 662

fazio sounds so seksi

I see dead money