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albonycee   United States. May 09 2008 15:48. Posts 2749

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"Last night was one of the worst nights I've had in a while. It started off great with TJ, Erik and I getting Spa appointments. Afterwards we had lunch with Goncalo and his wife at Sushi Leblon, this absolutely amazing sushi restaurant very close to where we are living. That's when things start going downhill.

Erik got progressively drunker, and the drunker he got the more he wanted to argue. I should've just humored him, but for some reason I thought it was a good idea to argue back. This was the first mistake I made: arguing with a drunk man. Apparently, our arguments got so heated that TJ didn't want to deal with it anymore, so he left the hotel and took a walk outside...at 4:00 in the morning. Which led to my second mistake of the night which was continuing to stubbornly argue with a drunk man. The third mistake of the night came when Erik and I started getting very worried, because it was 5:30 AM in Rio de Janeiro and TJ was nowhere to be seen and had been gone for one and a half hours. When he finally got back, it was definitely time to go to sleep, BUT since he was so drunk I decided that I should drive him home vs him getting a taxi (as he may get screwed over by a taxi driver). HUGE MISTAKE.



On the way to his hotel I drove very carefully and got him there safely, but on the way back, when I neared my hotel, my fatigue and idiocy overcame me like a storm. I thought a light had turned green because no cars were coming, so I gassed it at a pretty major intersection, and to my surprise, turned to my right to see a bus heading straight towards me. Well, apparently regardless of what an idiot I am I still run really good at life, so this bus manged to miss the entirety of my porsche, and instead of crushing me entirely it managed to only hit the back right bumper. I stopped, completely dazed with the blood drained from my entire face, unsure of what to do as I had just crashed Goncalo's car. The bus driver came after me yelling at me in incomprehensible Portuguese, but ALL I could think about was how I had just crashed Goncalo's car...this man who had given me so much, the most generous person I know--who had given me this car to drive. I crashed HIS car. I'm such an idiot, and now I have to face the consequences. What a way to end one of the worse nights of my life."

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ToT)MidiaN(    United Kingdom. May 09 2008 15:52. Posts 5070

lol "Baalistic"

One day good. One day bad. And some days, even hope 

pinbaLL    Sweden. May 09 2008 15:58. Posts 7243

Fuck I got too drunk and feel awful about that night (Erik with a k is me -.-). Sick bad way to end an awesome week in Rio.


Jubert69   United States. May 09 2008 16:01. Posts 3191

Erik who?
No matter which Erik it was, dam dude. Sorry to hear that.


pinbaLL    Sweden. May 09 2008 16:01. Posts 7243



Me, TJ, Peachy

 Last edit: 09/05/2008 16:01

albonycee   United States. May 09 2008 16:03. Posts 2749

lmao it was pinball

(insert stupid shit)aments 

gawdawaful   Canada. May 09 2008 16:07. Posts 9015

Peachy already has his own statue in Rio?

Im only good at poker when I run good 

hkbubbletea   Canada. May 09 2008 16:07. Posts 1575

Sounds like a bad night but any consequence that Goncalo can give is much better then you losing your life in a head on crash with a bus.

Raise me and die. 

BigRed0000    United States. May 09 2008 16:10. Posts 3554

this is a v. shitty situation and i'm really glad everyone involved is ok and peachy's not hurt.

that being said, OMFG EPIC TITLE. TITLE OF THE YEAR!!!!!


Logiabs~   Colombia. May 09 2008 16:15. Posts 9133


  On May 09 2008 15:07 hkbubbletea wrote:
Sounds like a bad night but any consequence that Goncalo can give is much better then you losing your life in a head on crash with a bus.




yepppppp 2nded


CrownRoyal   United States. May 09 2008 16:16. Posts 11386

was anyone else hoping to see a tilted peachy pushing allin every hand at 10/20 or something?

WHAT IS THIS 

Fraser   Canada. May 09 2008 16:19. Posts 4605

http://www.beyondthenuts.net/
wtf is this lol peachy you're the britney spears of the poker world all of a sudden.


Ezekiell   Hungary. May 09 2008 16:20. Posts 718

You survived a car accident without much hurt. The damage can be repaired, so don't worry. I guess u will get the car repaired, and thats all. You should be grateful that you live /hard to think like that, i know /.

u got someone to call u with second top pair in headsup?  

Baalim   Mexico. May 09 2008 16:30. Posts 34312

lol pinball is like the worse drinker ever

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

hokiehokiehi   . May 09 2008 16:34. Posts 67

hahahhahahah
a+ post


ggplz   Sweden. May 09 2008 16:42. Posts 16784

hahaha

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

RiKD    United States. May 09 2008 17:14. Posts 9917

i would of driven TJ home too. cab drivers in south america are the scum of the earth and i can't imagine how bad they are in rio. there is like 0% chance a hammered foreigner is not going to get scammed and in rio who the fuck knows what the worst case scenario is. plus drunk driving is like standard down there. getting in a huge car accident while drunk in another country driving your friend's luxury car would be such a fucking awful experience though. i know when i was in a minor accident in my own shitkicker hitting a deer in the US sober it was pretty terrible so can't imagine how shitty peachy must have felt.


egood   United States. May 09 2008 17:17. Posts 1883

lol thats standard peachy


pinbaLL    Sweden. May 09 2008 17:21. Posts 7243

TJ = Eric's friend from Duke, they shared hotel room =)


YoMeR   United States. May 09 2008 17:21. Posts 12438

lol drunkaments.

eZ Life. 

Hjorturkall   Iceland. May 09 2008 17:27. Posts 483

am I the only one who imagined major pro ballin - TJ Cloutier, Erik Seidel and peachy? lol

Mig hefur alltaf langað til að vitna í sjálfan mig - Ég sjálfur 

Baalim   Mexico. May 09 2008 17:47. Posts 34312


  On May 09 2008 16:27 Hjorturkall wrote:
am I the only one who imagined major pro ballin - TJ Cloutier, Erik Seidel and peachy? lol



lol i imagined TJ cloutier

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Stim_Abuser   United States. May 09 2008 17:52. Posts 7499

i dont see the problem. throw a suit case full of hundos at him and all his good. why would he be upset. yea his car got his but you obviously are gonna pay to have it fixed. if hes a friend he shouldnt really care.

if i let a friend use my car and he got it in an accident and he said hed paid for it right away i wouldnt care at all. id say shit happens lets get a rental with insurance and drive the shit out of it.

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete 

Stim_Abuser   United States. May 09 2008 18:00. Posts 7499

btw i just seen turistas. id never take a taxi in south america.

gg waking up in a bathtub full of ice with missing organs.

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete 

Logiabs~   Colombia. May 09 2008 18:10. Posts 9133


  On May 09 2008 16:47 Baal wrote:
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lol i imagined TJ cloutier



at first me2
ahahahah


rANDY   United Kingdom. May 09 2008 18:13. Posts 2223

lol i was picturing TJ cloutier walking round rio at 5am too =[


MiPwnYa    Brasil. May 09 2008 18:19. Posts 5230

well I took like 50+ different cabs/drivers in Rio and never had the slighest problem, ofc some of em will try to rip u off but its pretty EZ to pwn em.
"O METRO DO SENHOR NÃO FUNCIONA ? LIGA ISSO, SEU FILHO DA PUTA"
(Well actually I'd probably wouldn't say that)


CamilaPunt   Brasil. May 09 2008 18:44. Posts 2422

what i dont get is how the hell does goncales give peachy a porsche to ride in rio.. its basically a flag saying "plz rob and rape me"

but glad everything is alright


bigbb33   Canada. May 09 2008 18:51. Posts 3679

This is why you shouldn't drive drunk, no matter how "sober I feel and I'll drive carefully anyway".

they see me trollin, they hatin 

milkman   United States. May 09 2008 19:03. Posts 5719

i almost crashed the shit outa clays evo last week.. i was like 1 mili second from knowing exactly how peachy feels.. except he can replace the car lol.

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally. 

Fox   . May 09 2008 19:25. Posts 3110

peachy should have time banked preargue.


shaneomac   United States. May 09 2008 19:44. Posts 4245


  On May 09 2008 18:25 Fox wrote:
peachy should have time banked midintersection.



fyp


Tien   Canada. May 09 2008 20:21. Posts 1605

reraise the bus allin.

Only one life to live 

tae-g   United States. May 09 2008 20:54. Posts 1782

peachy should have poker related joke.

Diagonals: oh hai guise wats goin on at this table 

Stat.Quo   Somalia. May 09 2008 21:20. Posts 1230


  On May 09 2008 18:25 Fox wrote:
peachy should have time banked preargue.



lol


n0rthf4ce    United States. May 09 2008 21:25. Posts 8119

i totally timebanked pre-intersection, then came to the conclusion that the light was green after banking a while. shouldve gone w/ my first instinct, which was that it was still red.

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n0rthf4ce    United States. May 09 2008 21:28. Posts 8119

PS, LOL @ the article, I WASN'T DRUNK FFS.

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donjuako   Benin. May 09 2008 21:38. Posts 211

lol drunk pinballaments

what were you arguing about?

good thing you are safe and alive man, remember that material things can always be replace, and easily for you baller

 Last edit: 09/05/2008 21:39

Fox   . May 09 2008 21:40. Posts 3110


  On May 09 2008 20:25 n0rthf4ce wrote:
i totally timebanked pre-intersection, then came to the conclusion that the light was green after banking a while. shouldve gone w/ my first instinct, which was that it was still red.



i'm just glad we can joke about it cuz you're not hurt. <3


72o   Brasil. May 10 2008 21:28. Posts 90


  On May 09 2008 17:00 Stim_Abuser wrote:
btw i just seen turistas. id never take a taxi in south america.

gg waking up in a bathtub full of ice with missing organs.



I just seen Independence Day... I'd never travel to US on 4 july...

...

Oh yeah, but he had a great chance of getting robbed while driving a porsche on rio at 5AM..

PS: hey peachy, don't worry... at 5am on RIo you shouldn't stop on the red light anyway and goncalo knows this... But yo had to slowplay the bus

7-2o is my favourite hand.. I Never lost an all in pre flop when the other guy had 7-2o,Last edit: 10/05/2008 21:32

nolan   Ireland. May 10 2008 21:59. Posts 6205

Hey Peachy, glad you're ok.

On September 08 2008 10:07 Baal wrote: my head is a gyroscope, your argument is invalid 

KeyleK_uk   United Kingdom. May 11 2008 02:27. Posts 1687


  On May 09 2008 15:07 gawdawaful wrote:
Peachy already has his own statue in Rio?



more love plz

poker is soooo much easier when you flop sets 

Raidern   Brasil. May 12 2008 06:40. Posts 4248

Pinball were you using black socks in that pictures in the Christ?

you did good driving him home tho. A cab driver would ask for like 500$ for the drive, not that it would kill you, but......

im a regular at nl5 

tarath   United States. May 12 2008 18:45. Posts 101

lifetilt lol


 



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