Farting in Public

i like to fart in classes then once the smell has polluted the atmosphere just enough and people started shaking uncomfortably, stare at someone close to me with a disgusted look on my face.

ermmm

You never met me because if i eat shit and i fart hot, you'd better run for your life.

I fart at crowded bars to get drinks quicker.

my friend does it but no one hears it. it's magical or something oO

i fart at my girlfriends face all the time and she still loves me

SMELL THE GAS, MEG

The Pre-Defecatory farts are the most pungent. Try taking a shit next time you feel the urge to fart. . .If that doesn't help then just be really obnoxious with it. In a crowded room at least one person will think it's funny.

ewww

I do it all the time, but only if its a drop and go.
My teacher actually taught me this through a story.
A school he taught at before had these 3 kids who are huge football kids. He went there to far, then left, and they all started to blame each other.

someone create a poll about approximately how many sharts u've had in your life
they are rather unfortunate moments

i dutch ovened my girlfriend w her own fart once, her farts are rather rancid. it was funny.

i'm a farting beast in n out and to the core.

eddie murphy delirious what

quite possibly one of the best stand up acts i've ever seen

Im like a hollywood supermodel... i dont shit or fart.



well i do shit but i rarely fart.

most of the time i fart very little, makes no noise, and doesnt smell too bad and not too long

but SOMETIMES, i dont know whats up with my digestive system but i fart every 2 minutes and it smells real bad lol
i think its mostly when i lack sleep and eat too much pea soup or something

On May 08 2008 14:24 Subaru wrote: I do it all the time, but only if its a drop and go. .

a.k.a. Cropdusting

if you put your ass next to a wall, you fart louder.

My favorite sport is farting in elevators of multinational enterprises.
Due to my work i have to visit daily big shipping firms so....
The exciting thing is that there is so much use of these elevators that it is almost impossible for someone to dodge my fart.
I prefer the sneaky way though.
I fart when i am alone in the elevator and hope that someone catch it when i leave.


P.S
These elevators are commonly used from 'big' executives and hot ass secretaries.
So besides the relief that bring to the caster, this kind of farts have two profitable sides.
1st)The political side---->It is a tinny win against capitalism
2nd)The misanthrope side---->Making a horrible day start for a nice smelling,hotass blonde secretary who thinks that she is the center of the universe

End life